Why not, right? (3581 hits)
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Submitted by Leonore: Givin' up the Ghost (View user info) at 2007-12-12 11:29:08 EST
Retried.
Per request: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113652#2602514
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-03 13:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leonore, i truly believe if all the uber femmes stuck together we could take over uber.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deserves a higher rating.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-19 18:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HULLO THAR FACE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-19 17:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was dazzled by her beauty - and her "easiness" - so my reviews suffered for that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy's reviews are not up to their usual standard on this post.
The standard is slipping - can't you keep it up old man?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok then
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-19 00:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i have a thing for girls in glasses
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cherubic comes to mind
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You use semi-colons with frightening regularity.
Since they are my favourite form of punctuation, have a +2.
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NERD GIRL POWER GO
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You use semi-colons with frightening regularity.
Since they are my favourite form of punctuation, have a +2.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I just found out you work in a bookshop, that doesn't surprise me.
Is it even a good bookshop, or is it the kind of place you have to stop customers getting a bit over-excited with themselves?
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It's a good bookshop; a large chain, but decent enough. And merciful Christ, I'd much prefer to work in a porn shop; at least it'd be interesting. The clientele we serve is almost invariably aged 65+, and everyone is very conservative and very Lutheran and dangerously dull. The employees are all great, but if there aren't enough people on the clock we can't even muster up a good screw-around session.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:16:08 EST (#)
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Since I just found out you work in a bookshop, that doesn't surprise me.
Is it even a good bookshop, or is it the kind of place you have to stop customers getting a bit over-excited with themselves?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you fucking uberboard yourself?
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Fuck no; I don't have the money for that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
here, try this: http://tinyurl.com/ynfhgg
(nsfw)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you fucking uberboard yourself?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm at work :-|
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:14:25 EST (#)
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here, try this: http://tinyurl.com/ynfhgg
(nsfw)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:11:55 EST (#)
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calm down...i'm just bored to death and looking for some internet argument.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:07:52 EST (#)
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why does anyone ever need to leave any reviews at all? it's what the site is built for, right? you should know, having left 30K or so of them yourself.
you must be very bored today if this is the best way you could find to bicker.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome to the club.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:06:09 EST (#)
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i don't have time for back and forth with you today, caul, and if i did that was a weak opening shot.
i clicked a link, not knowing what was on it. i didn't have much to say about this very normal looking girl, so i left a review and moved away.
are you happy with this explanation, or do you think you'll stick with your psycho-analysis, freud?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:52:27 EST (#)
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lol @ below
I love it when people have to specifiy that they don't care about a girl's picture.
Why would you have to do that in the first place? Of course, nobody cares it's a girl.
Are you so used to be called a loser and insecure that you have to officially state you don't care about some random woman on the internet?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:10:13 EST (#)
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a female human.
noted.
*moves on*
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-16 22:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-16 22:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAS ANY CUNTING CUNT EVER ATTACHED A CUNTING PICTURE TAKEN FROM A NORMAL CUNTING ANGLE?
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Not THIS cunt.
I'm sorry. The T & A shot will be of appropriate quality.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-16 22:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAS ANY CUNTING CUNT EVER ATTACHED A CUNTING PICTURE TAKEN FROM A NORMAL CUNTING ANGLE?
Submitted by something_or_other (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking bitch.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-15 02:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Renee Zellwegger called. She wants her.... fuck it. I'd hit it.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-12-14 18:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute though, I'd hit a bald chick. I mean, i only hit bald chicks but, like, I mean I'd stuff it even if your head was bald too. I mean, ahhhh forget it.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-12-14 18:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COMB-OVER.com
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 18:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a purist, thats why
tits or gtfo
:)
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-12-14 17:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF? You're cute, but, I didn't pay too close attention to the camwhore, and when I was reading the responses there were all these judgement calls on your rack, but...they're not even in the shot! Sheesh.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-14 13:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the heck, rad?
I thought you were cool. :(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
no
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are my pictures, woman?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:26:37 EST (#)
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I don't have any alters, never did
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck your eyes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the most retarded posts that make heated....check my current one and http://www.ubersite.com/m/113020
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
None of my camwhores has ever gone to most heated. Of course, the argument can be made (and has been made, by some) that I'm not really female.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is one unchanging rule of uber, it is that a picture of a female user will hit most heated.
I don 't have too much of a problem with it, but it sorta discredits the dozens of "i'm a rich pimp" autobiographical stories that pop up around here.
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This man is a veritable god.
Ever gonna finish the Michaelangelo Code?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-13 04:27:57 EST (#)
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There aren't any women on this site
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*Lifts up skirt*
Shit he's right. I'm a BOY!
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shenanigans
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sure.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-13 04:27:57 EST (#)
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There aren't any women on this site
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*Lifts up skirt*
Shit he's right. I'm a BOY!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more fighting nazi's and dodging booby traps in old tombs.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-13 04:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There aren't any women on this site. Method, is this you?
It's probably sico with a division of his alter-army...
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-13 04:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Copy paste.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-13 04:27:57 EST (#)
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There aren't any women on this site. Method, is this you?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-13 01:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is one unchanging rule of uber, it is that a picture of a female user will hit most heated.
I don 't have too much of a problem with it, but it sorta discredits the dozens of "i'm a rich pimp" autobiographical stories that pop up around here.
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That's cool. Although the annoyance factor stays, at least it balances out because some of us laydeez aren't golddiggers.
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, right.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-13 00:17:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-12 23:15:20 EST (#)
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I am a rich pimp. In WoW.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-12 23:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is one unchanging rule of uber, it is that a picture of a female user will hit most heated.
I don 't have too much of a problem with it, but it sorta discredits the dozens of "i'm a rich pimp" autobiographical stories that pop up around here.
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this guy is the fuckin king. best comment EVAR.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-12 23:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a rich pimp. Join my stable.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-12 22:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha you're a four-eyes five finger fou..fore....fourhe....anyway you have bad eyesight.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-12 22:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BLAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFF!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is one unchanging rule of uber, it is that a picture of a female user will hit most heated.
I don 't have too much of a problem with it, but it sorta discredits the dozens of "i'm a rich pimp" autobiographical stories that pop up around here.
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That's cool. Although the annoyance factor stays, at least it balances out because some of us laydeez aren't golddiggers.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is one unchanging rule of uber, it is that a picture of a female user will hit most heated.
I don 't have too much of a problem with it, but it sorta discredits the dozens of "i'm a rich pimp" autobiographical stories that pop up around here.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See? Absolute riot.
Besides, successful guys are teh sex. They're always confident, often are doing what they actually want with their lives, and don't sweat the small shit. As long as you don't meet one who's an absolute conceited jagoff, how can you lose?
I'd party at the Shlongy compound. Sign me up. Where's my bunny outfit?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah; I'm always a perfect gentleman...
...until I discreetly slip my hand up your skirt while you're taking a drink - on MY tab - and from there on out, it's total pandemonium, chaos, and orgasms for everyone...on Shlongy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice comb-over
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta say one thing about Shlongy: at least he's a riot. And I bet he's a perfect gentleman in person.
I'd drink with him.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and by "dreamy" he means old, wrinkled and bald.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm as hot as they come, ladies.
And not in a "hot flashes" kind of way.
I'm just fucking dreamy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still waiting for The Uniter to make an appearance to diss me for no content.
It's like waiting for Godot, only I'm in a bar instead of on a park bench and Godot's gonna show up and rag on me.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think it comes from being too honest in real life. I feel the need to be nice somewhere.
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pfffffffft, i bet you're meek in real life and really easy to get in bed as soon as some guy you wouldn't think would like you offers you his dick.
am i right?
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Only for french canadians. Smartass.
Honestly I've been in relationships most of the time so I wouldn't know. If a hot guy wanted to do me I'd probably say yes. Why wouldn't I?
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A-fucking-men.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think it comes from being too honest in real life. I feel the need to be nice somewhere.
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pfffffffft, i bet you're meek in real life and really easy to get in bed as soon as some guy you wouldn't think would like you offers you his dick.
am i right?
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Only for french canadians. Smartass.
Honestly I've been in relationships most of the time so I wouldn't know. If a hot guy wanted to do me I'd probably say yes. Why wouldn't I?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well shit, I'd open my doors to anyone on here I've shot the shit with, and you can bet I'd spend what cash I had for drunken revelry.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm perfectly nice.
SO FUCK YOU.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody thinks they're too nice, until you see their true colors. especially when you live with them or when it involves their wallets.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:13:51 EST (#)
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I always get blasted for being too nice, but I'm always honest.
Is niceness mistaken for dishonesty?
:(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:13:35 EST (#)
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i don't even know what i'm talking about anymore...i need to eat some sugar.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think it comes from being too honest in real life. I feel the need to be nice somewhere.
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pfffffffft, i bet you're meek in real life and really easy to get in bed as soon as some guy you wouldn't think would like you offers you his dick.
am i right?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you could certainly be a helluva lot nicer to Shlongy...
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If by nice you mean lick your taint I'm afraid your standards must be falling. Hmmm... I wonder what an age/standards graph would look like.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you could certainly be a helluva lot nicer to Shlongy...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm nice to everyone on ubersite. It's a fault really. I think it comes from being too honest in real life. I feel the need to be nice somewhere.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKING ATE OPRAH.
She tasted minty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I think Oprah surprisingly may be THINNER than rob.
And she's not thinner than anyone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oprah below
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YOUR ANGER HURTS MY OVARIES!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oprah below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:06:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why that creeps you out so much
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you say those things on the internet like "I am me!" when it's usually used by women in tears in a fiery discussion...it's fuckin gay.
the way you relate to your uber experience as wonderful, how you intensively enjoy all the interactions "around this dump", as you put it, as if you were describing an acid trip on top of mount everest is really...bizarre.
your emotional invovlement in this website is what is creepy.
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1) Why do you care so much?
2) Do you really think someone who embraces the title "Mary Poppins of Ubersite" is really gunna care if you call him a girl? Really? I'm perfectly OK with my girlish tendencies - it's worked out pretty well for me in life AND on this degenerate little website.
I am just more honest about my enjoyment of this place - and perhaps it is my articulation of that which irriates you so much. You seem content to just concentrate on being... well... "you".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:15:40 EST (#)
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you can be nice and gentle on the internet all you want.
but stop talking about ubersite like its your first born.
jesus...*shivers*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the fact that my being "nice" causes such angst amongst the assorted e-tuff guys around here.
It's like they can't wrap their grumpy little noggins around the concept of positive (relative) anonymity.
Thing is I don't have any need to come to website to vent and be generally miserable as my life is, well, grand : http://www.ubersite.com/m/113686
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
genuinely enjoyed getting to know the various people who waste time around here.
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AAARGH!
see what i mean?
"i GENUINELY feel my ovaries swelling when i think of ubersite!"
!!!S.T.F.U.!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:06:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why that creeps you out so much
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you say those things on the internet like "I am me!" when it's usually used by women in tears in a fiery discussion...it's fuckin gay.
the way you relate to your uber experience as wonderful, how you intensively enjoy all the interactions "around this dump", as you put it, as if you were describing an acid trip on top of mount everest is really...bizarre.
your emotional invovlement in this website is what is creepy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can agree all you want - this site is what it is.
If you don't like my terminology I don't really give a shit. What I am saying is that the relative tone and content of my replies do a pretty good job reflecting who I am. I am honestly no different online or off. My emails read the same as my general patter in the pub.
The people that don't like "me" around here almost always make me smile. This site is a constant amusement park ride for me - and have genuinely enjoyed getting to know the various people who waste time around here.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree with Caul,Rob.
This whole "I yam what I yam" positive Popeye thing you always remind us you hold just makes me think that there is a shelf somewhere in some psychiatrist's office that currently holds your testicles.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why that creeps you out so much - but I really think its fascinating that it does.
STOP CALLING ME NAMES
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I suppose I'm expected to be camping here too.
Sorry everybody, busy day today.
Leonore, did you read some articles at the link I left you below?
Also, is there a particular period, culture, or other identifiable factor you're interested in focusing on in your studies?
I'm bored now, day is only half over but work is slacking off.
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Wait, thats all like, geeky and shit.
OMGWTFBBQ SHOW ME THE TITTIES
There, that's better.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just come here to be me
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you fucking creeping me out when you speak of uber like an oversensitive emancipated woman.
"I am me! On the internet, yes!"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyway - what do I care if some of you nerdly attention whores want to use Uber as a digital LARP session? I just come here to be me - but to each their own.
So long as I remain well entertained I'm happier than a poop rootin' pig.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Next review on my post will be my 10,000th review.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:19:36 EST (#)
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Mikoo:
None taken. This was all I could muster today; I was bored and thought the comments would be a laugh. No problem, dood.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked on this because I thought it might be interesting, due to some other post of yours I read (I'm bad at remembering uber names, but I thought I've read something of yours that I liked recently).
While that's still probably true, I hate this no content camwhore crap (yes I've camwhored, but it's usually a ridiculous picture I know I will get shit for, which usually promises to be amusing).
No offense.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob, rob rob...it's well known I had a few alters. But the art of owning an alter is to deny having one.
I've been, as I recall:
Lenin
Cinderblock
jitle
littlegirllost
empathetic
Yahweh
Foolproof
Design
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It just seems so... pointless.
Perhaps that IS the point... wait... are you being existential? Who am I?
THERE IS NO SPOON.
EEP.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob, rob rob...it's well known I had a few alters. But the art of owning an alter is to deny having one.
I've been, as I recall:
Lenin
Cinderblock
jitle
littlegirllost
empathetic
Yahweh
Foolproof
Design
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, we're cool....for now.
*looks around shiftily*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummm, Riley Cote, even though he's a fucking idiot, is a true heavyweight.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Both alters I used."
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Says the guy who emphatically declared he never had alters... who is now an alter.
NUUUUURRRRrrrr.
Who cares?
Goodness, some of you nerds get uppity over the strangest of things.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Em:
Well, in all fairness, I never labeled this as a camwhore. I just did it. But that's the only argument you'll get from me; I believe everyone rates the way they feel is right, and therefore every rating is valid. No offense taken.
We cool?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing personal.
I just loathe the fact that any random picture of a girl labeled "camwhore" shoots up most heated.
Even when they are fake.
Exhibit A:http://www.ubersite.com/m/112498
Exhibit B:http://www.ubersite.com/m/98918
Both alters I used.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fake.
Girls dont exist on the intertubes.
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H-He's right! My hermaphroditic nature has been revealed! How could you throw back the curtain so callously, damned Thing!
*SOB*
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It's a fact. You can look it up in a book.
And besides, having a penis is nothing to be ashamed of. I've got one, kinda. It's an innie but it still counts, right?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD EVER!!!
http://princessbridegame.com/
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WOO!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've done auburn for a while, but that's it, apart from the occasional blue or green.
Had to stop that once I got a "respectable" position as a grad assistant.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's okay, I don't wash my hair all that often either.
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I kid, I kid. Have you ever gone blonde? I think you'd suit it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fivehead!
um, yeah i got nothing.
nice camwhore?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It can't be 'the middle of nowhere' if it has a Wikipedia entry.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck all....you live in a the shithole inside the rectum of the world. I thought I lived in a small place, but fuck all...what is there? A fucking field and a well?
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Last time I came back to visit, I experienced the greatest cliche of my life when I stopped at the cafe in town and everyone started talking to me about how they got a stoplight to replace the stop sign downtown.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck all....you live in a the shithole inside the rectum of the world. I thought I lived in a small place, but fuck all...what is there? A fucking field and a well?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see how you are?
Just kidding, not been to that part of the state but I doubt I've missed much. I've been all over MN north of I-90, not sure why except that I've traveled a lot and somtimes it takes me to odd places. population 652. Awsome.
my sis is at UM, well actually she's in spain this semester but will be back soon.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what part of the middle of nowhere? I'm fairly familiar with much of it, well north of I-90 anyway
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Geez, you're gonna laugh.
Alden. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alden%2C_Minnesota
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD EVER!!!
http://princessbridegame.com/
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
best alter ever
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Bookstore drone.
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Me too. For now.
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W00t! LESBIAN LIBRARIAN FANTASY FTW!
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That's actually what I planned on going to grad school for, but now I'm not sure. School for library Science, not for lesbian library fantasies. Funny, I was dead-sure about it when I started undergrad.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh, Minnesota, where the bitches drink Boone's Farm and fuck on the first date. Your whole state is a whore.
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Yes, but we're very humble about it all, yah?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what part of the middle of nowhere? I'm fairly familiar with much of it, well north of I-90 anyway
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh, Minnesota, where the bitches drink Boone's Farm and fuck on the first date. Your whole state is a whore.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn: Minny. Born out in the middle of nowhere, though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Bookstore drone.
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Me too. For now.
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W00t! LESBIAN LIBRARIAN FANTASY FTW!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you a mud duck leonore? where in MN?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BECAUSE YOU'RE A MONSTER.
MOOONSTAR.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Bookstore drone.
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Me too. For now.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have very well-kept eyebrows. I like that in a person.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm chatting like this is IRC!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so you are some of librarian after all.
good!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Bookstore drone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
emo below?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I've got those, Caul. Never really contemplated them before.
Usually they're covered in papercuts, lately.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no they do that because they're dirty
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reflects the management. holmgren wasn't exactly a choir boy (<- is that an english expression too?)
i fucking hate our coach or any frog coach we've had in the last decade for that matter.
anyway, let's go back to the glasses. those are sexy but only if the chick has feminine delicate fingers. otherwise she'll just look like a pudgy nerd.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A Wild fan eh....now they've got a real heavyweight in Boogard
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go Minnesota Wild, wooo...?
...
*cries*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no they do that because they're dirty
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's why they check people when they're on their knees, face against the boards.
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that was in response to the flyers not having a heavyweight
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yep, and only get 2 games for it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
look at it this way caul..you could be a toronto fan
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yeah...that's what i keep telling myself....40 years and counting, leafs!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's why they check people when they're on their knees, face against the boards.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
look at it this way caul..you could be a toronto fan
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was too busy watching the habs lose for xth time.
i'm ready to give up on that team.
every year it's the same. a great start then a months long slump, then they win a bunch of games to try to squeek into a playoff spots so we get shitty picks the next year.
i missed being a fan of the nordiques :-(
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always figured it had to do with that "librarian allure" guys have told me about. I never understood that one, either. *shrug*
_____
I can explain it in a nutshell...my perspective at least.
I like boobs.
and verjiners.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eager blows, the FLyers don't have a true heavyweight
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - I know you saw the Double Hattrick last night right?
I was more interested in the 4 fights in that game. Eager got his ass absolutely kicked by 41-year old Gary Roberts.
that's what I've been trying to tell you guys...DON'T FUCK WITH US OLD GUYS.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
librarian glasses doubles a girl's looks.
___
Si-Mon!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
way to flew your nerd power.
nerd
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - I know you saw the Double Hattrick last night right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#5 heated...I was spot on. Now, LICK MY DICK, WHORE!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OOh, did I mention that my ham & cheese had multi grain bread. It was fucking yummy, but now I feel a bit on the heavy side. I'm going to crush it off tonight.
pffft sounds like a lame ass sammich. did you see my wonderous creation? it was a work of art and definitely pleasing to the pallate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH, CAUL...I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
WHEN I WEAR MY SHLONGY UNIFORM, I HAVE TO BEAT THE BROADS OFF OF ME WITH MY DICK.
I mean, with a stick.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post should get it's 1st exposure to most heated in about 5-10 minutes, and before 2 or right around it'll be at number 1....I know these things. I'm a site administrator.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul:
I think I get it; firefighters do have that strange kind of allure. Helps that they're typically in pretty good shape, but I can take or leave that.
Still, I'm dating a journalist, and he's not the "hawtest" fella I've ever known, but he's easily the most attractive. Does that make sense?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you have all your limbs?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OOh, did I mention that my ham & cheese had multi grain bread. It was fucking yummy, but now I feel a bit on the heavy side. I'm going to crush it off tonight.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A little chubby...not so hot
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always figured it had to do with that "librarian allure" guys have told me about. I never understood that one, either. *shrug*
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it's the same thing as girls with firefighters. the uniform looks kinda stupid, if you remove the person inside it, yet getting rammed by a firefighter is a fantasy for most chicks. i remember reading that firefigthers are appealing mostly because they represent a fatherly figure (protecting, saving lives, etc)
I guess you libriarians look like our moms. I know my gf does.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:59:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, a camwhore is supposed to be a picture of your face, not your ass. Shlongy will like it though.
I'd probably prefer the ass, to be frank.
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If you are Frank you would prefer ass, a guys ass but ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, a camwhore is supposed to be a picture of your face, not your ass. Shlongy will like it though.
I'd probably prefer the ass, to be frank.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet as a nut
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 Caul.
SERIOUSLY.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the wife refuses contacts and sticks with glasses
i like it that way
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had thick dorky glasses since I was a young'un. Only when I got into high school did I switch to the trendy ones.
They do seem to attract the 'gents, though. Wonder why?
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simple aesthetics. the large rectangle frame make facial traits look more symetric and sharp, IMO.
and mostly, cuz it screams "cum on my face"
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always figured it had to do with that "librarian allure" guys have told me about. I never understood that one, either. *shrug*
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From a 'gents perspective...
I think it's because glasses are just another thing to take off...or mess up...
good point though, mi esposa lured me with a funky pair of over sized square glasses.
I just wanted to get her so hot that they would fall off.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's why I wear contacts!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel obligated to leave a comment...
You look like a friend of mine, but different.
that's just the veiwing angle. if you were seeing her over her shoulder so you just saw a profile they might be spot on. or not. did i mention i'm bored?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had thick dorky glasses since I was a young'un. Only when I got into high school did I switch to the trendy ones.
They do seem to attract the 'gents, though. Wonder why?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel obligated to leave a comment...
You look like a friend of mine, but different.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL...it's better than;
"wow, your glasses are so thick I can see the back of your head"
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, a camwhore is supposed to be a picture of your face, not your ass. Shlongy will like it though.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, a camwhore is supposed to be a picture of your face, not your ass. Shlongy will like it though.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
librarian glasses doubles a girl's looks.
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Praise from Samson. Hot DAYUM.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
librarian glasses doubles a girl's looks.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever, sac...you like when I give you the 2/365th of attention I do. Muddy, I hope you were referring to a double ender or else you may be retarded. Everyone else...ham & cheese, banana, fruit juice, choco/peanut power bar, and some 0 trans fat pringles. See you shortly.
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you should have gone with the fat added pringles and skipped all thosefucking carbs
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...
You have dimples.
:)
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I could give you about a dozen reasons why not, just off the top of my head. That's not a reflection on your perfectly adorable picture, it's just they way things are around here.
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Thanks, sweetie, and I appreciate the concern. No sarcasm there.
Truthfully, though, I wanted to post something and this was all I had for today, really. I know all the shit other users have done to other camwhores around here, and I've got thick skin. Some 'shopped cocks or scathing comments are no big deal. It'd be entertaining if nothing else.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I could give you about a dozen reasons why not, just off the top of my head. That's not a reflection on your perfectly adorable picture, it's just they way things are around here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever, sac...you like when I give you the 2/365th of attention I do. Muddy, I hope you were referring to a double ender or else you may be retarded. Everyone else...ham & cheese, banana, fruit juice, choco/peanut power bar, and some 0 trans fat pringles. See you shortly.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico:
I figured you would.
You've all read my UberLiar post, right? I DID punch my first lay in the face mid-coitus, upon his request. All bets are off when the lights go out.
(Or something.)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mommy??
hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's cuter than you...that's for damn sure :)
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Hey, whatever makes you perv less in my direction works for me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inappropriate...on uber? My, my. I would fuck this girl with a 2 x 4 just to see her cunt get splinters. And when it's good and bloody(lubricated) I'll make my entrance.
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wouldn't you then get splinters too?
he just wants to climb inside. misses his mum you see.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BWAHAAHAHAHA @ gentlemen. I like you fallen, so I'll save you the disparaging comment I was going to make about you never, ever, in a million years meeting this chick and that you should take advantage of that.
BWAHAHAHAHA @ lenore for thinking that given the right circumstances I wouldn't thoroughly like that.
In short....I'm going to eat lunch, play a few games of chess, take a shit--actually I'll wait til I get home to take a shit because they bought the cheap-o toilet paper that reminds me of 50 grit sandpaper. I would like some answers to my VISA IPO question posed in muddy's post though, so some of you get on that. http://www.ubersite.com/m/113699#2602972
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's plastic
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inappropriate...on uber? My, my. I would fuck this girl with a 2 x 4 just to see her cunt get splinters. And when it's good and bloody(lubricated) I'll make my entrance.
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wouldn't you then get splinters too?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inappropriate...on uber? My, my. I would fuck this girl with a 2 x 4 just to see her cunt get splinters. And when it's good and bloody(lubricated) I'll make my entrance.
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I'll make you call me "Mommy".
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
some of us are still gentelmen, Sico.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Muddy:
Nope.
Oh, was that some kind of veiled sexual advance? Shit, I'm terrible at picking up tone and innuendo on the internet.
Trust me, you'd rather I ride, anyway.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inappropriate...on uber? My, my. I would fuck this girl with a 2 x 4 just to see her cunt get splinters. And when it's good and bloody(lubricated) I'll make my entrance.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I've been looking at Japanese porn all morning so the close up of the cute face with the sexy glasses...
let say I should just leave the post before there are inappropriate comments made.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored so i'll help.
haha muddy.
I plan on drinking a lot of leineie's red tonight. it will flow freely from the tap of freedom and I will enjoy every last drop.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you still have your tonsils?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
six minutes without a review? you better start drumming up the convo or this will not make heated as anticipated and predicticated.
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I...I don't know how! I don't think my e-slore skills are up to scrap!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
six minutes without a review? you better start drumming up the convo or this will not make heated as anticipated and predicticated.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fake.
Girls dont exist on the intertubes.
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H-He's right! My hermaphroditic nature has been revealed! How could you throw back the curtain so callously, damned Thing!
*SOB*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She's cuter than you...that's for damn sure :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're cute.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fake.
Girls dont exist on the intertubes.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Less than 31 minutes and already over 30 hits.
I predict #1 Most heated before 6 pm tonight.
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Guess I'd better stop replying, then.
FUCK, I just did it again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
6 pm...are you a fucking retard...try 2, tops.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Less than 31 minutes and already over 30 hits.
I predict #1 Most heated before 6 pm tonight.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All "TITS OR GTFO" and other related submissions will be kindly referred to Ballare's upcoming UberTits post.
Woo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
In that case, email your tits to sicosemen.at.gmail.com for a complete, and exhaustive overhaul to determine just how fuckable you are. kthnkx
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick:
I will make no pretentions about my body; my tits aren't that big but they're pert, at least, which is what I'd rather have anyhow. I will say nothing to the effect about my ass being made from a mould of anything, but I'm petite. That's just how I is.
And I've been picked up by worse, and with less effort.
Sico:
My teeth are just dandy; I was quite wasted at that point and I'm a giddy drunk. I was doing my best not to snort out a laugh.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.archaeologica.org/NewsPage.htm
Because I geek out on archaeology stuff too. Enjoyable reading every day.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see it's already begun. i love boobs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this a good thing that your mouth is closed? Do you have cliche teeth?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are very cute. lovely eyes. studious looking girls turn me on. but, i wish you would have posted a fuller shot. now i have to wonder if you have pancake titties and a whale tail. i am trying to be positive and imagine that you are blessed with pert titties and a round ass.
just based on the impression i get from this picture, this is how i would try to pick you up:
"are you on the rag?"
"Uhhh, NO!?"
"Great!drink that blush wine down and lets go because i have a hardon"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:42:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd just like to point out that the owner of TheBarron account, HBTS, looks like a complete fucking retard trying to cover his tracks after he outed himself yesterday.
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I'll get him to camwhore tomorrow. He's hideous.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd just like to point out that the owner of TheBarron account, HBTS, looks like a complete fucking retard trying to cover his tracks after he outed himself yesterday.
Hahaha. Funny sico! +2 for the drunk blonde above.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK...Not only will I allow you to email me naked pics, I'll also let you blow me!
WHAT A DEAL!
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ZOMG HOW CAN I LOSE
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd just like to point out that the owner of TheBarron account, HBTS, looks like a complete fucking retard trying to cover his tracks after he outed himself yesterday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK...Not only will I allow you to email me naked pics, I'll also let you blow me!
WHAT A DEAL!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can dig it
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It looks as though you are hiding some boy tits...why?
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Mein boobensteins ain't my best feature, but they're there. Just wait for Ballare's post...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd just like to point out that the owner of theBarron account, James, looks a hell of a lot like Ross Noble:
http://www.fusedmagazine.com/Assets/Images/Articles/article_full/RossNoble01.jpg
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Leonore (user