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Submitted by Rob Ochsner <dismas712.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-12-12 11:54:00 EST


Dude, there has been a bunch of shit that has been pissing me off. and its little shit too. and it just makes me snap. most of you havent noticed this because i hide it very well. but i was about to kill maria today. and it was over something stupid. Joe said somthing about the fact that he doesnt drink because he's a mormon. and maria heard him and she was all "YOU DONT DRINK?!! WHY NOT?!!" and i wanted to snap her neck. i dont know why i wanted to i just did. plus when you get in a fight with a black girl and you tell her to shut up she's all "you dont tell me to shut up", like she's in some high position of authority just because her name is taynizma and she listens to Akon and Kanye West. then she's gonna tell me that im weird. or that my music is bad. or that im wrong. or that im ignorant, right after she just said "i hate them gays, they nasty and God hates them". or that im going to hell. right after she just made fun of an autistic kid.

also there are those dumb asses that actually think that 9/11 was an inside job. they think that the President of the United States of America, pulled of an attack against the United States of America. They say dumb shit like, the Pentagon was attacked by a missle, even though there was plane debris and body parts strewn apart the landscape. then they say the phone calls on flight 93 were faked. then they say shit like fire cant burn steel, and aluminum airplanes cant go through steel buildings. HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING NOTICED THAT NONE OF THESE DUMB ASSES HAVE DEGREES IN PHYSICS OR ENGINEERING OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE? NO THEY DONT. BECAUSE IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN UP THE POSITION THEY HAVE TOOK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU POT SMOKING HIPPIE. I KNOW BECAUSE YOUR IN COLLEGE AND JUST LEARNED A BIG NEW WORD YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP. SPARE ME. I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HOW YOU THINK BUSH STEALS PUPPYS FROM ORPHANS AND DRINKS THEIR BLOOD. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

plus my mom yells at me for the same shit she does. im trying to do somthing and then she comes in a yells at me and tells me to do something. or whenever i need help with something she's busy, whatching tv. but when im told to do something, if i havent gotten up to do it in the first 3 seconds then im wrong and yelled at for it.

also again on the black girls. how the fuck are they gonna say that a teacher doesnt teach well, WHEN THEY ARE THE FUCKING ONES NEVER PAYING ATTENTION, ALWAYS TALKING THEN WHEN SHE SAYS SOMTHING TO THEM ABOUT IT, THEY CLAIM THEY WERENT. THEN SHOW UP TO CLASS LATE AND GET ALL MAD FOR BEING PUNISHED BECAUSE "I WASNT THAT LATE". you are a dumb bitch that deserves to be slapped in the back of the head, shoved in a burlap sack with rocks and snapping turtles, and thrown in a cement truck with active lawnmowers. MOTHER OF FUCK that pisses me off!

and then there are the people that mess with religion. they need to be murdered. with fish hooks. if you have studied a religion for over 5 years and you know everything there is to know about it, and have been it for at least 4 then you can talk about it. until then you are an ingnorant fucktard. you cant talk about Jews, Mormons, Muslims, Catholics or ect. an exception is missionaries and Jehova's witnesses. they piss me off, because if somebody wants to convert then they will do it on there on free will. if not, THEN LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE. Jahova witnesses wont leave me alone. and missionaries go over to other countries and try to say, "your beliefs are wrong. follow mine."

and myspace bulletins. like all 350 of your friends want to know what you had for dinner, or the last person you fingered or whatever. and then other people that have to tell everyone a short excerpt from a conversaiton they just had with somebody. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! YOU DONT HAVE TO POST EVERYFUCKINGTHING THAT POPS IN YOUR DUMBSHIT BRAIN! and people that post a picture then say "im so ugly". no. your confusing your face for your personality. then other people that are sayin "if i dont talk to you on myspace im gonna delete you", "ok week two, if i havent deleted you yet dont think i wont, cause i will. i totally will." JUST FUCKING DELET E ME! DONT TRY AND GET ATTENTION BY SAYING THAT SHIT! IF YOU REALLY MEAN IT THEN YOU WOULD DO IT WITHOUT POSTING THAT RETARDED BULLETIN. THATS WHAT I DID.

and if you hate America then you can get the Fuck out of my country. i dont care if the indians had it first its ours now. you may think that sounds insensitive but its not. its been happening for thousands of years. The ancient Hebrews did the exact same thing in the old testament, Turkey used to belong to the Byzintines, and all of Europe used to belong to Rome. its ours now, we were a whole lot nicer about it than the Hebrews were. pick up a fucking book. cry me a river, get down off your cross, and use it to build yourself a bridge to GET THE FUCK OVER IT.



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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As the site's dumbest asshole, I will suck you off in under 2 minutes. Thanks.
****
Life is good.


Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome to Uber

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dismas

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't do this.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

decisions, decisions
let's see...

"eat a bag of dicks"??
ehhh..

"STFU"
classic, maybe...

"Die in a fire"
Oh, I like that one...

"one a day, NOOB!"
to the point...

"-2 DIE"
timeless..

ok....





-2 DIE



Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just printed this and held it up to a mirror.

nothing

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i read as far as "dude"

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! YOU DONT HAVE TO POST EVERYFUCKINGTHING THAT POPS IN YOUR DUMBSHIT BRAIN!"

*ring ring*

Hello? Yes, hold on.

It's irony calling for you. Something about a pot and kettle and being black.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I"m just fucking pissed that your mom is not working my local corner anymore but you probably can't tell from the smile your sister's blowjobs put on my face, I hide it well.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

get bent, loser

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i read the title

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As a site administrator, I will remove this post in under 2 minutes. Thanks.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The general rule is one post per day, but a writer of your calibre should have that rule amended.

To ZERO.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YOU ARE A CUNT, CUNT!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Die

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

One per day.

www.livejournal.com

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

P.S.: I REALLY hope you're an alter. One with particularly thick skin.

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh...oh, you poor, poor dear. You know not what you hath wrought.


Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)