Berty's throw away post about a dream he had (1386 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-13 05:14:29 EST
I had a dream last night. I woke up in an abandoned shopping precinct. It was cold and I didn't know where I was or how I'd got there. I walked over to look at some graffiti on a wall when some guy came running round the corner with a bit of wood. I turned to flee but tripped over a bicycle that'd been left outside and, as I lay tangled up in it, the guy hit me.
Then I woke up in school playground. I felt short and ungainly. I couldn't see anything around me other than tarmac and some low buildings, so I wandered round a corner and there were all these kids queuing up outside a doorway into a large single story building with a flat roof. Not knowing what else to do I joined them and was bustled inside along with the other children.
There were lots boys and girls herded around me down a corridor, most were talking to one another. As we went I spotted one girl and I remember my heart skipping a beat, but I can't remember her face. She was thin, dare I say skinny, with brown hair and she was looking at the floor. She looked at me and smiled, and I smiled back. I felt sick.
We filed out into a school hall and an adult appeared, a nondescript middle-aged lady, who told us to get into pairs. Then she pressed play on a tape recorder and music started to play. I walked up to the girl and told her I was a terrible dancer but would she mind dancing with me, I'm not sure what she said but it must have been yes because the next thing I remember we were laughing at my awkward movements and the curves of her body as I moved my hands across her. She was soft and warm, her shirt felt smoother than anything I had ever touched before.
I looked around and all the other children, the hall, the music had faded away. We leant into one another and held each other. We seemed to be in a cell, there were no windows and the walls, floor and ceiling were featureless grey concrete. There was no bed, no toilet or furniture of any kind. Only a door, through which the man appeared smirking nastily.
He hit the girl over the head savagely with his bit of wood and kicked me to the floor when I rushed at him. Then he dragged her away and slammed the door behind him. He came back later to hit me with the stick and call me horrid names until I lay unmoving and unresponsive on the floor.
I woke up but everything was wrong. I couldn't move or breath but I didn't feel a need to. The world seemed distorted, like I was viewing everything through a glass of water. The perspective changed, as it often does in dreams, and I saw myself; a brain in a jar with two eyes blinking and unevenly set into the grey matter itself. The jar sat on a concrete plinth outside the graffiti stained shopping precinct. The man was sat on the bike stand facing the shop, his feet resting on the fallen bicycle and his bit of wood at his side, shouting at a spray painted message on the wall in front of him. I don't know what he was saying.
I woke up in my bed, it was 5 o'clock in the morning, my leg was itching and I felt very depressed. Sleeping is rubbish.
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:16:13 EST (#)
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I had a totally fucking sweet dream last night that I believe to have been induced by my pre-bedtime meal of booze, salted almonds, and a PBJ.
I was on top of a wall in some old fortress with a bolt action rifle, holding off hords of attacking enemies. The detail was truly fucking astounding - I could feel myself working a bolt, I had to take my time lining up back sight, front post, and target before shooting. I was god of the battlefield, then some cunt called my cellphone.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:30:48 EST (#)
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You think your dreams are strange, I once had a dream about Kevin Costner.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:57:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:37:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:09:37 EST (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/2nmscj
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NoScript ftw.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:24:36 EST (#)
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Berty's throw away > some users best
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:09:37 EST (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/2nmscj
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:54:10 EST (#)
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Your dreams are fucked.
Take more drugs.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:22:54 EST (#)
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You need a good workout, fresh vegetables, fresh air, and a BJ
That'll set ya straight mate!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:20:45 EST (#)
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A phobia is an irrational fear, Katy, and only the irrational would NOT fear moths.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:14:03 EST (#)
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and moth phobia.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:40:43 EST (#)
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FANTASTIC IDEA.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:04:10 EST (#)
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Fair enough Sico, next time I'll do a post on the maastricht treaty to satisfy your notoriously high brow taste.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:50:21 EST (#)
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Be completely sold that I didn't read this as it was titled something appropriate for livejournal. Take care, cuppy cake.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:41:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:32:39 EST (#)
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Dream Analysis: You try to blame your own self-destructive commitment phobias on other people, this is possibly done subconsciously, and the expectations of an authority figure prevent you from attaining your true goals.
Or you're just a sick fuck who is too afraid to admit his own desire to bash in little girls' heads.
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Thanks Mystic Meg.
I'm not sure I'd agree with all that. It seems close though. I AM self destructive (I smoke and suffer from young man's disease) and I do have a serious wasp phobia, but I don't think I have problems with commitment or authority.
As for the rest of it? well...
Sometimes a maniac with a bit of wood is just a maniac with a bit of wood.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:22:35 EST (#)
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Nice dream. It reminds me of one I had a decade ago that has stayed with me. I think I might post it, and it might be worth reading.
Bertie inspires again.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:04:09 EST (#)
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Freud would have had a field day with this one.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:47:02 EST (#)
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The drugs don't work Berty
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:42:44 EST (#)
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oh does one! If music be the food of love, play on,Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,The appetite may sicken, and so die.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:35:10 EST (#)
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honesty makes one predictable.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:34:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:23:56 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:28:05 EST (#)
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If I could do lucid dreaming, Haiku, I'd not bother with all this weird shit and have loads of fun untill I got bored of washing my sheets all the time.
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funny that's exactly my thought on lucid dreams.
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O RLY theres a surprise hehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:33:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:58:10 GMT (#)
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she sounds like a tramp to me.
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How Very Dare You!! Spam person.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:32:39 EST (#)
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Dream Analysis: You try to blame your own self-destructive commitment phobias on other people, this is possibly done subconsciously, and the expectations of an authority figure prevent you from attaining your true goals.
Or you're just a sick fuck who is too afraid to admit his own desire to bash in little girls' heads.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:28:05 EST (#)
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If I could do lucid dreaming, Haiku, I'd not bother with all this weird shit and have loads of fun untill I got bored of washing my sheets all the time.
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funny that's exactly my thought on lucid dreams.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:58:46 EST (#)
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and she wrote a story about spam, which this dude apparently thinks everyone in the world outside of her stupid creative writing class has read.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:58:10 EST (#)
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she sounds like a tramp to me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:57:02 EST (#)
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you dont know who ghola is?? She's married to Bart Bart and tends to Shlongys garden of everlasting life.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:53:11 EST (#)
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I hate hearing about other peoples dreams. But +2 because you're so wise.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:52:44 EST (#)
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If me Ghola (WHO?) and I had spam babies, I have a feeling they would be retarded. what with all of the domestic violence and all.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:52:32 EST (#)
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-1 for putting Good Charlotte in my head
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:51:29 EST (#)
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thats retarded
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:48:43 EST (#)
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No but you and ghola should hook up, maybe make spam babies.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:48:00 EST (#)
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my apologies. I havn't Ubered for quite some time and I always find this is a good place to unload my craziness so that in the real world I can function semi-normally.
I can talk about pigtails and puppy dogs if you'd prefer??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:47:53 EST (#)
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yeah, because other people's dreams are ALWAYS interesting.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:41:37 EST (#)
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Oh Spam you grim individual, cant we just leave that alone.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:39:26 EST (#)
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so the bleeding then, does it fountain forth frothily, or just kind of seep?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:38:35 EST (#)
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Rabbits are such boring animals, why ha ha? they don't make me laugh.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:36:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:51:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:42:28 EST (#)
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i never thought this place was about writing, I thought it was about expression its just that people used to express themselves in more interesting ways.
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Hmm, I can't say I personally ever found HAR HAR RABBIT that funny.
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Again, words...I never said funny I said interesting.
oh and it's HA HA RABBIT
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:35:15 EST (#)
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http://www.learndirect-advice.co.uk/helpwithyourcareer/jobprofiles/profiles/profile686/
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:32:36 EST (#)
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how does one go about getting a job as a cremator?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:28:54 EST (#)
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okay, I'm back.
No, a knife to the knockers does not make a milk volcano. It just bleeds a lot and you have to put a pillow over her head until she stops making noise.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:25:14 EST (#)
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I AM GENUINELY CURIOUS
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:24:18 EST (#)
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WHY HAS NOBODY ANSWERED MY QUESTION RE: PREGGO STABBING?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:10:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:10:02 EST (#)
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i find that I have my pants around my ankles about 5% of the time I am wearing them.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:05:14 EST (#)
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I was fine with my first daughter, couldn't keep up with the demands of my second. Size DOES matter.
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I have lucid dreams all the time. They get really REALLY weird.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:03:20 EST (#)
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I was just being competitive. I probably wouldn't kill her.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:03:10 EST (#)
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If you stab a recently dropped preggo in the norks, does milk shoot forth volcanicly?
if so, it'd be worth doing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:01:17 EST (#)
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oh god why would you want to knife her to death?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:00:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:56:29 EST (#)
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granted, but can say you produce more than my wife at maximum production?
my wife is a 38 HHH
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HHH?
Thats pedigree that is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:00:35 EST (#)
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that was a picture of my twat that ran her off
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:00:35 EST (#)
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No idea Rad. I could maybe beat her in a knife fight if she is still weak from having a baby and that.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:59:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:52:44 EST (#)
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oh, just for the record it was ME who singlehandedly turned that fucking rabbit into an ubersite meme
and for that I apologise
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Fuck you Bootfuck, it was Urbane "gaping Maw" Mischief. And she has worse things than that to apologise for.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:56:29 EST (#)
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granted, but can say you produce more than my wife at maximum production?
my wife is a 38 HHH
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:54:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:56:52 EST (#)
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that was an awkward question
Is breast size directly proportional to milk production.
Thats better
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haha no. Milk production increases and decreases depending on how hungry the baby is- supply and demand.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:54:10 EST (#)
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needs more rape
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:52:44 EST (#)
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oh, just for the record it was ME who singlehandedly turned that fucking rabbit into an ubersite meme
and for that I apologise
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:51:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:42:28 EST (#)
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i never thought this place was about writing, I thought it was about expression its just that people used to express themselves in more interesting ways.
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Hmm, I can't say I personally ever found HAR HAR RABBIT that funny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:51:26 EST (#)
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what we need are some good rape/goatse posts
this place is full of pansies now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:50:45 EST (#)
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expression is just a buzzword for making oneself feel more important for spewing crap from one's underdeveloped sheeple brain.
crap crap crap crap crap
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:42:28 EST (#)
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i never thought this place was about writing, I thought it was about expression its just that people used to express themselves in more interesting ways.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:36:34 EST (#)
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What else then? To my knowledge there has been no colaboration on projects of any kind (beyond CUNT's activities which was about writing), nor has it been a hotbed of journalism or research. It's always been people talking to each other.
And Bickerstaff, obviously.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:35:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:20:56 EST (#)
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Maybe everyone's away for Christmas.
They're not coming back though, are they daddy. X(
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They'll come back Phallic dont you worry they will be back.
They may just be .....different. Dont stare at them though as thats rude.
Hey I'm on that list, how did that happen?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:34:53 EST (#)
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serious writers forum is serious
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:31:05 EST (#)
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don't put words in my mouth, i never said anything about writing
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:28:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:25:42 EST (#)
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After Christmas it'll be new years and then valentines and then easter and so on and so on
there really is no reason to come here anymore other than for what it is now, socializing
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As opposed to the before time when it was used as a serious writers forum you mean?
Pfft. Since the first day Bickerstaff posted all the 'writers' on this site have been shown up for what they really are.
With the obvious exception of Shandy of course.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:28:22 EST (#)
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alright, she's gone...bring on the good posts
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:27:28 EST (#)
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I GIVE UP!!!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:25:49 EST (#)
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Ubersite isn't dead, it's just mourning the loss of Dervel.
Little do they know that Dervel isn't dead, he was just lightly injured in a car accident and is sponging off of the person who he drove into on a roundabout for whiplash 'injuries'.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:25:42 EST (#)
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After Christmas it'll be new years and then valentines and then easter and so on and so on
there really is no reason to come here anymore other than for what it is now, socializing
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:20:56 EST (#)
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Maybe everyone's away for Christmas.
They're not coming back though, are they daddy. X(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:20:06 EST (#)
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I was up there once, for a week. It can happen, sometimes shit prevails. Sico will be thrilled.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:20:00 EST (#)
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this was mentioned in Revelations
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:18:33 EST (#)
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That can't be right!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:16:22 EST (#)
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ubersite is dead
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:15:01 EST (#)
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Look at "Best this Week"... how depressing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 07:01:23 EST (#)
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that review was the biggest waste of time
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:59:39 EST (#)
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I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."²
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.
With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!
And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:57:16 EST (#)
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with a ? of courst
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:56:52 EST (#)
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that was an awkward question
Is breast size directly proportional to milk production.
Thats better
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:56:05 EST (#)
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my question is this: Is the size of your breasts directly proportional to the amount of milk you produce?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:53:39 EST (#)
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me neither, it made me feel icky
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:49:31 EST (#)
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Usually you don't lactate until you actually have a baby, although some people do when they are pregnant.
It is possible with drugs for women to breastfeed adopted babies.
Here is an article about men who breastfeed:
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
I've suggested that my husband might want to feed the next one but he doesn't seem keen.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:49:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:48:08 EST (#)
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from my penis
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You'll burn in hell for that one!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:48:18 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:48:08 EST (#)
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from my penis
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:47:52 EST (#)
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Since I have man-boobs I thought I'd let my baby try and suckle from my titty and Lo and Behold I started draining a whitish fluid
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:47:49 EST (#)
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inject them with 2 Pints of Prekins Dairy first and then hit them with a hammer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:47:44 EST (#)
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Rad is right. You don't have to be pregnant.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:46:58 EST (#)
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its hormonal.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:46:25 EST (#)
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post pregnancy usually, you know, when you have to feed the baby or it would shrivel up and perish
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:45:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:44:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:44:13 GMT (#)
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Is there anyway of knowing when a woman will lactate? Is it seasonal? Is it based on menstruel cycle or diet?
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Only when pregnant no?
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Unless you pump em. Like that psycho in the hand that rocks the cradle. Mind you she had fair whaps
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:44:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:44:13 GMT (#)
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Is there anyway of knowing when a woman will lactate? Is it seasonal? Is it based on menstruel cycle or diet?
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Only when pregnant no?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:44:13 EST (#)
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Is there anyway of knowing when a woman will lactate? Is it seasonal? Is it based on menstruel cycle or diet?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:41:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:39:37 EST (#)
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I watched my wife lactate across the bathroom the other day.
it was arousing
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IIIIIIII'mmmmmm,
Dreaming of a Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite,
Christmas.
Just like the one's I used to know...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:41:36 EST (#)
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Not at the moment, Berty. It is fun when I do, though. Good post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:40:00 EST (#)
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I do, Poor Little Orphan Ben. Crack is very poisoness, you'd better let me have all that. You can have the delicious pipe though, that's the best bit.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:39:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:36:38 EST (#)
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But drogo you will be in my bosom for real when yu come and visit!
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I know I know!
18th right? Birthday boy!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:39:37 EST (#)
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I watched my wife lactate across the bathroom the other day.
it was arousing
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:37:36 EST (#)
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And you tell me to lay off the crack pipe?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:36:59 EST (#)
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Do you lactate, Pheely?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:36:38 EST (#)
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But drogo you will be in my bosom for real when yu come and visit!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:33:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:32:35 EST (#)
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There is room for you all.
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I'm not really in a sharing mood!
*Snuggles deeper oh look an old watch*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:32:35 EST (#)
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There is room for you all.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:28:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:06:29 EST (#)
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I am sorry Drogo, Heart of Glass, come, cry into my ample bossom and let me make it all better... :)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:05:25 EST (#)
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I LOVE DROGO!
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And I loves ya both. Em I will come get my hug in a bit. Hope you understand. I have been offered comfort in ample boosoms!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:26:00 EST (#)
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this was rubbish
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:13:46 EST (#)
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I think thats how you understand Mel Gibson when he talks to you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:12:59 EST (#)
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Why were there so many huge, down syndrome people in the Mad Max movies?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:06:29 EST (#)
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I am sorry Drogo, Heart of Glass, come, cry into my ample bossom and let me make it all better... :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 06:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE DROGO!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:55:52 EST (#)
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Why are people being nasty to me? I am never nasty to anyone. Anyway I can say what I want at the moment as no one is fucking talking to me recently. Even Orphelia has stopped with the innuendo that I crave to get me through the tedium of my day.
oh well make to masturbating over memories of times past. I may even go back to childhood and rub myself against the sofa.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:47:52 EST (#)
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my dream is Drogo hung up by his balls covered in dog poo and setting my sisters dog on him
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:43:30 EST (#)
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Drogo, your dreams are about running away to Gay Pride with Em. Everyone knows this.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:42:57 EST (#)
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It's Thursday, you can do a boring dream post on a Thursday. Just be sure to include a picture of Jesus going super-saiyan and dragon punching a T-rex and it'll be fine.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:41:33 EST (#)
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Id be Huckleberry Hound, he had such fun, plus then I could of chased Berty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:38:49 EST (#)
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My postrock thingy is based on a dream.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:38:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:37:06 EST (#)
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If this post spawns a bandwagon of 'dreams' submissions, I am slitting my wrists. After I 'get' you first, Berty.
There is nothing so boring as other folks dreams, with the rare exception of yours. And ones involving sex in assorted numbers.
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*Closes word. Would you like to save current document. NO!*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:37:06 EST (#)
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If this post spawns a bandwagon of 'dreams' submissions, I am slitting my wrists. After I 'get' you first, Berty.
There is nothing so boring as other folks dreams, with the rare exception of yours. And ones involving sex in assorted numbers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:35:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:32:54 EST (#)
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If you had to be a cartoon character, who would you be?
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Fitz the cat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:32:54 EST (#)
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If you had to be a cartoon character, who would you be?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:31:36 EST (#)
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Well, then the next best thing is to sleep with a bottle of brandy under your bed.
It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to get you drunk.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:28:05 EST (#)
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If I could do lucid dreaming, Haiku, I'd not bother with all this weird shit and have loads of fun untill I got bored of washing my sheets all the time.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:25:01 EST (#)
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Is that what she's supposed to be?
Alright then, you can keep the +2.
The next time your dream enemies come at you with pieces of wood, try to remember the flame thrower you keep in your back pocket.
Trust me on this, it works every time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:24:29 EST (#)
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Never eat peaches before you sleep otherwise you end up like Berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:21:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:19:46 EST (#)
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Reading this genuinely made me sad.
Does that mean it was good?
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Nah, it's the picture of the nun shooting down a Messerschmitt that makes it good.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:19:46 EST (#)
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Reading this genuinely made me sad.
Does that mean it was good?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-13 05:16:21 EST (#)
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SPT by the way.