What does the future hold? (846 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-12-13 09:49:04 EST
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uniter Christmas comp prize +2!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:46:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EVERYBODY LOOK
SOMEONE PUT EFFORT INTO AN UBERSITE POST
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And it's "YOU'RE", you illiterate fuck.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Locksly takes it up the ass.
Routinely.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AHA HA HA HAH AH AH AHAHAH AH A
YOUR A FAGGOT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 18:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you think about it, believing in horoscopes is no more or less retarded than believing that an invisible man in the sky cares about you and your family, and decides what happens to you, and gives you stuff if you ask for it real nice.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-13 18:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT HOLDS A PLUS TWO FOR YOU AND 69 FOR ME! LET'S GO EAT SOME CAKE!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got one for you, guaranteed!!!
You are going to die... not today mind you, but you will.
Probably the result of a blocked colon, but that's just speculation.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this was incredibly long-winded.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
namaste whatever
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is a wise person who rules the stars.
It is a fool who is ruled by them.
Cosmic Muffin
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for your valuable input.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol @ http://www.ubersite.com/m/112394#2551339
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that wasn't my point, but thanks for the compliments.
if you can't control others, then stop bitching about comments. that was my point.
for a champion of logic and reason, you have great reading comprehension.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I certainly didn't read this but you are quickly becoming a 1-trick pony with picture posts. You're alright I guess.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this was classic
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112394#2551339
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, you made your point.
You are smarter, funnier, better, and have a bigger dick than me.
Feel free to move along. You are hurting my precious rating (that I have only because others decided it was my value, not me). I can't control how others rate, jackass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:43:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:35:28 EST (#)
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Just another sad, lonely man trying to find meaning on the internet by picking fights with strangers.
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so i'm sad and lonely because i think your posts are repetitive with subpar humor?
i guess you're one of those intertards who needs +2's on a website to survive.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:40:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True, BAMF. But DT probably doesn't know the canuk's egotistical tendencies like we do.
And he seems like he's on his mensies lately.
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lately? i've started coming back here like two days ago. otherwise i'd just log on once every now and then.
i have no idea who you are. are you one of my rape victims?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Horoscopes are for people who don't understand or utilize logic and reason.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:38:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up Caul.
DT's posts on religion, santa, ghosts, and what not:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113698 (contest)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113650 (contest)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113682 (ghost hunters)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111895 (GPF)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111840 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111686 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111301 (religion/Chick tracts/D&D)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110876 (GPF)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109835 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109179 (religion)
Plus this one on astrology.
Grand total: 11/76
Caul's Ttitle with possessive pronouns (I/Me/My)
62/228
Not to mention the veritable book you have written on Americans.
Seriously, just shit the fuck up.
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do you need pom poms?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're posts are all about you.
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not quite. i write about all things. i even ranted about astrology myself: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/81925
i just don't obsess about the same thing. unless it's me. then i guess you have a point.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot to rate.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, he means nothing to me. I don't think I have even read/rated anything he's posted.
Just another sad, lonely man trying to find meaning on the internet by picking fights with strangers.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:33:41 EST (#)
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the only sad or pathetic thing around here is that people fall for or let themselves get emotionally affected by caul's antagonizing
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:31:36 EST (#)
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Hey, I got an enemy. For whatever reason, he hates me.
It's sad and pathetic, but still...
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True, BAMF. But DT probably doesn't know the canuk's egotistical tendencies like we do.
And he seems like he's on his mensies lately.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up Caul.
DT's posts on religion, santa, ghosts, and what not:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113698 (contest)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113650 (contest)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113682 (ghost hunters)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111895 (GPF)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111840 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111686 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111301 (religion/Chick tracts/D&D)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110876 (GPF)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109835 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109179 (religion)
Plus this one on astrology.
Grand total: 11/76
Caul's Ttitle with possessive pronouns (I/Me/My)
62/228
Not to mention the veritable book you have written on Americans.
Seriously, just shit the fuck up.
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hahahahaha...get a life bro, i'm sure deadtoast can stick up for herself
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear ya Fallen.
Stupid virgins...
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up Caul.
DT's posts on religion, santa, ghosts, and what not:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113698 (contest)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113650 (contest)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113682 (ghost hunters)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111895 (GPF)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111840 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111686 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111301 (religion/Chick tracts/D&D)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110876 (GPF)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109835 (religion)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109179 (religion)
Plus this one on astrology.
Grand total: 11/76
Caul's Ttitle with possessive pronouns (I/Me/My)
62/228
Not to mention the veritable book you have written on Americans.
Seriously, just shit the fuck up.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The only firey ball of gas that affects my work is that bitch I have to work with.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Toast, my fellow Virgo brother...
It was tough being a guy Virgo, back in the 70's when horoscopes were the big deal. All the other guys had cool signs like a scorpion or a hunter.
But no! Not us.
"You're a Virgo? that's a virgin! hahahahahahaha"
Yeah! well FUCK YOU ALL now bitches!
Who's knee deep in the pussy these days? Thats right I am.
You still living at you're mom's house? Thought so.
So go fuck yourself scorpion boy.
Queer.
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....
.....
I'm ok with it now.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Please don't rape me.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your posts are all about religious people, horoscope readers, ghost believers, santa claus...are you gonna bitch about the whole plethora of people who believe in something?
religions are shit, so is astrology and ghosts and whatnot...we know, we know.
are u some sort of trekkie, pretending to be a vulcan and crusading for logic and rationality?
stfu now.
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You're posts are all about you.
Looks like we both post about the same stupid things.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gasp! What do you mean they're not true? It's like believing in Santa or Jesus, right? If you have the faith, you don't need proof. All that matters is what's in your heart. And today my heart believes that "the most significant things are not always explainable."
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you want to A, piss someone off, or B, expose someone's stupidity, find out what their sign is and tell them when they do something, it's because of their sign.
"Oh that's because you're a cancer, lol"
Scenario A: Fuck you you fucking fuck I don't believe in that shit. Moron.
Scenario B: LOL OMG UR RIGHT! OMG I'M SUUUUCH A CANCER, LOL!
NOTE: In Scenario A, sometimes you have to keep saying shit like that for months before the person finally blows up at you. Well, someone said it to me for months before I told them to fuck off.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like you, that's why i pick on you
have you seen what waterboarding looks like?
http://current.com/items/86417301_kaj_larsen_goes_waterboarding
albeit a tame version
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoyed this. However, having a post making fun of horoscopes is like getting in a footrace against a guy with no legs. It's just too easy. Challenge yourself, man!
I did enjoy this, though. :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your posts are all about religious people, horoscope readers, ghost believers, santa claus...are you gonna bitch about the whole plethora of people who believe in something?
religions are shit, so is astrology and ghosts and whatnot...we know, we know.
are u some sort of trekkie, pretending to be a vulcan and crusading for logic and rationality?
stfu now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes they are true, for 70 billion people at once
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then...yes?
Wait, what? Ah, fuck it. The answer is there is no spoon.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's not what I asked, I asked if all that mess up there is about the fact that they aren't true?
please pay attention.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, they aren't true.
Sorry.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 10:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
listen buddy...is this a whole post about how horoscopes are not true?
just answer the question and save me the time of reading it and I'll give you a rating I deem appropriate.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious. I'm guessing the shit will hit the fan, what with
1. people who believe in horoscopes -2ing
2. women -2ing for you typecasting them.
But I liked it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm *Today you shall not really give a shit about any post on Uber*
Bummer!
*But you will get laid!*
Yay!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-13 09:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's some additional "Whore-O-Scopes" for those that believe.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49826