My humblest apologies... (612 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.96 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dismas (View user info) at 2007-12-13 21:31:07 EST
My humblest apologies, dear Uber superiors. Yesterday I posted my first two posts. The first I got a lot of shit kicked at me because everyone had already seen it. Or they called me a "sheep". I only posted it cause it makes sense and if you think about it that's kinda how a lot of great civilizations have ended, or have gotten into a lot of trouble and I just wanted to spread the word. The second one was just kind of a dumbshit little hissy fit. Anyways, since I'm a noob, I still don't know all the unwritten laws of Ubersite. So please enlighten me, Uber. Let me know the rules, and forgive me for my mistakes, both past and, inevitably, future.
P.S. DeadToast, did you really think I didn't know who Dismas was?
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-16 09:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought those names were taken!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-16 09:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What Brdn_Nkd said.
Why don't people just start making alters with names like Sandy_Vagina and WasteOfHumanFlesh?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just make up your own rules.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do or do not
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
actually that doesn't even count. the only rule is don't be a pussy and take everything personally. we're all imaginary people inside your computer why would you care what we have to say?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the only rule of ubersite: don't suck
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best thing you can do for yourself is find a new website to frequent. Seriously, uber sucks you in, and most of the time it isn't even that interesting. Every time I type this url i wonder what my fucking problem is.
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Because this place is the internet equivalent to crack.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BURP
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What part of FUCK OFF don't you understand?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-14 06:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Under new management.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 05:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Witty comment about n00bs.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2007-12-14 05:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best thing you can do for yourself is find a new website to frequent. Seriously, uber sucks you in, and most of the time it isn't even that interesting. Every time I type this url i wonder what my fucking problem is.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At the end of the day, if we don't like it it doesn't reflect badly on you as a person.
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Actually my friend, I think it DOES reflect poorly on a person. Or at least on this person.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-14 02:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are no rules; this is a totally unmoderated web forum (Except for a couple of photos of a particular user's vag and the odd REALLY bad, bordering illegal post).
Some of the older users, including me at times, like to think we run the place because we have user ID's less than 10,000 and are therefore sad enough to have stuck around here for about 3 or 4 years. Ignore them.
Post what you want. At the end of the day, if we don't like it it doesn't reflect badly on you as a person. We don't know you and you shouldn't feel like you need to impress us.
Entirely too many people are hung up on "rules" which don't exist.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-14 02:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have to learn them on your own. (There aren't really "rules." It's mostly about attitude.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey thanks for the update about what was on the front page at one time, and the comments that appeared there! For those of us who missed it, there's simply no way to turn back time and read it all for ourselves!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SRY BOUT THE GASSING
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNEW IT, YOU ARE STANDING BEHIND ME RIGHT NOW
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, if your average rating goes below a -1 on more than 10 reviews, the post can no longer be seen on the front page.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Standing behind you? No. I'm so far ahead of you it's measured in light years.
Besides, people behind you get gassed.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1 post a day
Rating your own posts doesn't affect your overall rating
Use paragraphs (the smaller the better)
Rape is humourous.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/10/greetings-young-skywalker-i-have-been-expecting-you/
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you... are you standing behind me right now?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I've got both in abundant supply.
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Then jump up and whip em out, scag.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I've got both in abundant supply.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop your crying, new person. This place is so not worth getting all butt-hurt over. Now show us the tits.
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Yeah, because the above twat has no titties, only a fat ass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop your crying, new person. This place is so not worth getting all butt-hurt over. Now show us the tits.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Uber
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, you have probably gathered that you shouldn't a) post old shit, b) whine about being nuked for posting old shit, and c) ask what the rules are after apologizing for being a noob which caused you to post old shit and then whine about being nuked for posting old shit.
It's easy. Try to be entertaining, insightful, witty, or in any way different. You don't even have to succeed, though it helps. Just try.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing to see here.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, dick carousel.