This is why he's the King: (917 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2007-12-13 21:58:26 EST
"A male person has more in common with a male dog than a woman"
- Jack Nicholson.
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-22 12:11:04 EST (#)
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You are such a sad, lonely little man.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-22 11:12:01 EST (#)
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Giraffe?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-12-17 04:33:51 EST (#)
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What a terrible quote, doesn't he mean "female person"? Morons, all of them. I gotta shave these pubes man...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-15 03:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have many dimensions. You are a unique flower.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-15 03:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROLE.
YOU ARE SO SMART AND FUNNY.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-15 03:35:33 EST (#)
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youll find thats 'role model'.
my 'character' also stoops to correcting spelling. yet another dimension.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-15 02:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Questionable roll model. Limited insight.
This character you play online sure is shallow and boring.
Perk up.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-15 01:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:52:37 EST (#)
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jack nicholson is an actor. what makes you think he wrote the dialogue?
F- fail.
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because its a quote, frenchy. not dialogue from the film. i just took a picture that had him and a dog in it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:06:00 EST (#)
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I figured this was about me, given the title of the post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jack nicholson is an actor. what makes you think he wrote the dialogue?
F- fail.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I watched The Shining the other night...
Whap! Whap! Whap! "Heeeere's Johnny!"
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:29:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing at all because I don't actually care.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
mhd
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:27:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:14:27 GMT (#)
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-14 06:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Under new management.
great this shit stain's back with new retardation?
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What are you gonna do about it buddy?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:14:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-14 06:40:06 EST (#)
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Under new management.
great this shit stain's back with new retardation?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-14 08:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, coming from you, this is gold.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:21:31 EST (#)
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ok.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-14 06:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Under new management.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-14 05:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:55:18 EST (#)
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"How do you write women so well?"
"I just look at a man, and then I take away all reason and accountability."
Historical quote there..
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:55:18 EST (#)
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"How do you write women so well?"
"I just look at a man, and then I take away all reason and accountability."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:33:42 EST (#)
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WHORE.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe good film.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:57:42 EST (#)
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case in point - this is comedy fuckin gold.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75278
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:56:07 EST (#)
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I'll tell you why I stopped. I'm happy, generally. I can't write happy, I have to be sad.
I hope that's why god mode stopped writing that stuff, and it probably is.
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almost - mines anger. im just not angry enough.
and bullshit my best funny posts were sideburns standard.
Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:38:22 EST (#)
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I see where both of you are coming from. Granted, what first addicted me to this site was reading things that almost got me fired because I could not hold in my laughter while I was at work. However, I am slowly coming around to just enjoying a good story for what it is.
Regardless, I have only been reading posts from this site for about 6 months, so I am still trying to understand the territory. However, iddqd, I think you have a real talent for telling an excellent, entertaining, and hilarious story and making it seem real. If you are looking for a genre of writing to focus on, I think that should be your main focus.
Just my opinion, take it for what you will.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:01:06 EST (#)
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LOL
his funny posts were sideburns, streetpunk average.
sam's key skill is when he properly writes, from his twisted, bitter, vulnerable but still golden heart.
people say this to me 'why don't you write a funny post' but they, like iddqd's, were never that funny, our best stuff is the hurt, wry, heart warming stuff. I'll tell you why I stopped. I'm happy, generally. I can't write happy, I have to be sad.
I hope that's why god mode stopped writing that stuff, and it probably is.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:54:46 EST (#)
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"The fucking hilarious posts that you threw out consinstantly a couple of years ago are what I would love to see more of. This one and your last couple of posts are not those. So, -1. "
meh, ive done those about as well as i could do them, and about as well as theyve been done on this site. why bother redoing the same thing again?
Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:51:00 EST (#)
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I absolutely agree with this statement, so +2.
The fucking hilarious posts that you threw out consinstantly a couple of years ago are what I would love to see more of. This one and your last couple of posts are not those. So, -1.
Get back to doing what I know you are best at, entertaining people.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicholson is the man.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:37:00 EST (#)
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That quote explains why women don't like me at parties...
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:26:30 EST (#)
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"Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here."
I nearly peed myself when I first saw this movie.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:18:15 EST (#)
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Don't care what anyone says. Everything he's done has been downhill from here:
http://www.mattlamb.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/nicholsoneasyrider.jpg
