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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-14 09:48:25 EST
From: MR. S.I. Co. Semen <sicosemen.at.gmail.com>
Date: Dec 14, 2007 10:00 AM
Subject: RE:
To: undisclosed-recipients
Mr. S.I. Co. Semen
Bank of Ghana
Accra-Ghana
Attn,
I should appreciate your surprise while receiving this letter. In any
case, I am
left with no option but to contact you in this manner. My decision to write to
you was informed by knowledge that being established personally that you could
be disposed to be part of this. If you don't want this business offer kindly
forget it as I will not contact you again .I am Mr. S.I. Co. Semen Director
Cargo Department, The Bank of Ghana.Accra Ghana .
During the airlift of some presidential luggage to Europe I and my
colleagues in
the above department unanimously decided to include additional luggage
containing US$8m (Eight Million United States Dollars) only for our
own benefit
though it was labeled "Photographic Equipment" for security reasons. I am
obliged to contact you to assist us on getting the luggage cleared from the
agent and delivered to you. As we have agreed on the following terms.
(1) All relevant documents to claim the luggage will be procure in
your name to
enable the agent deliver the luggage to your mailing address. (2) You will be
entitled to a share of 30% of the total amount. (3)70% of the total
amount will
be for my colleagues and I.
If this business terms and conditions are ok by you, kindly contact me on this
mail address, also, furnish me with your full names, mailing address and your
personal telephone / fax numbers, for easier communication for immediate
forwarding to the agent in Europe .
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. S.I. Co. Semen
Director Cargo Department
User Reviews
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-15 08:10:22 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about sicosemen
User id: 24351
Registered on or around: 2005-12-29 08:19:48 EST
# Messages posted: 358
# Reviews written: 10152
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 10311
# Hits: 257999
Average rating of all messages: 0.54
Whore!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:37:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-14 22:08:11 EST (#)
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Seriously, you need to stop using the IHAKF tactic of posting garbage for the sake of making hits.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-14 21:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get fucked by a weedeater.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-14 19:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't know what the fuck this is about but you sound like a douche in the replies.
Submitted by silent1 (user info) at 2007-12-14 17:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You really do suck hind dick.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a fat redneck with the ability to work a keyboard. How I do this without opposable thumbs is truly beyond me, but they taught a dog to play the piano, so go fig.
Love,
Simon
PS. I'm an idiot.
PPS. I like applesauce.
PPPS. GIT R DUN!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:56:32 EST (#)
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no :( Will you be my real life friend?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:55:47 EST (#)
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do you have any friends in real life?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still cannot believe there's a whole non-profit out there dedicated to informing people of these scams, which I believe goes to show Americans just might be riding the collective short-bus of the entire civilized world.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:31:27 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dipshit the Shlongy
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I read that as "Dipshit de Shlongy", and immediately had the mental image of a Zorro-esque Shlongy, carving "Dipshit" into his enemies, and blowing it when he's supposed to get the girl by yelling, "Show me your hole!"
It was entertaining for me, at least.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this what your parents pay good money for you to do young man ?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bowling for Ghana??
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm validating you.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys, guys, guys... Esoteric means 'delicious.'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:31:27 EST (#)
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Dipshit the Shlongy, I'm an administrator around here and if you keep up this little (in every way) tirade of yours I'll have your account banned.
Uhhhhh, I GAVE you that privilege and remember, shitforbrains, I can take it away, too.
DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, MISTER.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:14:15 EST (#)
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Yar. I've seen that Baby vs Cobra video before. So fucking weird/dangerous/creepy/disturbing.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the gif.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that video was fucking disturbing
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X--3E0yu-jc
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:39:57 EST (#)
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bwahahahahahahahahah LOL <----literally
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:36:59 EST (#)
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I shook him until he quit crying, which is why I have all this free time all of a sudden
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:35:31 EST (#)
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okay...so how is rad, jr. coming along?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:34:02 EST (#)
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I was just saying, dude.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:32:52 EST (#)
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No rad, I did that with about 100 of them. Are you the internet nazi now? Take some fucking breaths in between your wheezes and relax buddy. You are tense....one to many shitty diapers, eh?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:31:44 EST (#)
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did you just go and find some old ubersite posts which had never been reviewed and put up a link to your user info in the first review like a giant nerd billboard?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:31:27 EST (#)
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Dipshit the Shlongy, I'm an administrator around here and if you keep up this little (in every way) tirade of yours I'll have your account banned.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's because reviews mean the world to me, buttwipe.
When you start getting paid per review from bart, like I do, then you can talk.
Until then, DO NOT ADDRESS SHLONGY without using the word "Sir", first.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lolocaust
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:26:55 EST (#)
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Shlongy, I'm a good hitwhore when I want to be. Obviously they don't mean much to you or else you would brag about your 2Khit/post average. Just because I don't review ~2,514 times in between posts doesn't mean I can't hitwhore with the best of them.
hahaha@rad and internet pwning.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:23:41 EST (#)
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right, because I pwn people on the internet
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:18:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:13:01 EST (#)
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I rated your last post 5 times, and made the comment "I cant believe I took the time to do this"
or whatever
Either way I still pwn you at ubersite and the internets, and there isn't anything you can do about it
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thats kinda like "pwning" the one legged kid in the retard games you fucking tool.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I loved getting emails like this on my gmail account back in the day. They made me feel like I was really connecting with that nice gentleman from the Republic of the Congo and I wanted to be the beneficiary of his 11 Million Dollar insurance policy.
Also, this GIF ruled.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I rated your last post 5 times, and made the comment "I cant believe I took the time to do this"
or whatever
Either way I still pwn you at ubersite and the internets, and there isn't anything you can do about it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hits" really mean a lot to you, don't they, Johnny?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:10:12 EST (#)
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Wait, I'm chemically addicted to the internet. For fuck sakes, people. Who roofied ubersite?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:09:00 EST (#)
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Had, a.k.a. dipshit, it's best to stay out of things if you aren't able to follow along. I was talking about my previous post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:03:48 EST (#)
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okay for the record the .gif was interesting.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:03:01 EST (#)
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http://www.azureacres.com/addiction-recovery/denial.asp
:(
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:00:46 EST (#)
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He has only reviewed three times. Just saying.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the gif.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:59:08 EST (#)
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Also...reviewing a completely banal post 4 times doesn't mean that you spend too much time online? That can be said about anyone on the internet. And because I know about you doesn't say much...you know that I have a small cock so what's that say about your internet habits?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:56:18 EST (#)
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just saying.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:56:03 EST (#)
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the fact you even know that about me is proof positive you need to spend some time offline
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:53:01 EST (#)
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great assessment, says the man who should be tending to his new family member.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you spend too much time online
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 09:49:16 EST (#)
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Fucked up formatting and spelling is on purpose...jackasses.