How TheUniter Stole Christmas? (758 hits)
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Submitted by Ltap (View user info) at 2007-12-16 16:34:38 EST
In response to TheUniter giving out -2s and then coming back and giving -1s, which seems to be related to the advent of the Christmas season, I put my thinking cap on and pondered who he might be. It took me a while but I have identified him. Who can you think of who hates Christmas...?
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL @ your highest rated post.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stfu, alter.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PIPE DOWN THERE!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is an apollo?
and captain what?
I'm new here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:40:20 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHo the fuck is the uniter?
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Apollo/Cap'n Thorns...EVERYBODY knows that..duh
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean those comments in which he actually speaks...well, writes.
I don't mean on the whole.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:01:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I'm sorry. You're wrong.
TheUniter has been doing this for a while. And his comments, be they positive or negative, are some of the most consistently funny material being written currently.
The Uniter is rarely funny. he hardly ever speaks.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 23:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and feel free to -2 all my posts if it'll make you feel better. I'm guessing it will.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 23:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, I'm not an alter, unfortunately I'm nowhere as interesting.
And the comment about the ratings was also a joke. I guess orphelia is right :P
I'm not going to respond to this anymore, this all seems like an exercise in "How to get as bad a rating as possible."
And give me a break, it's my second post. Your second post was a long rant about unrealistic governmental systems which got a .02. Your next 9 posts all got negative ratings. And you whine about whether my post should or shouldn't be "halfway decent"?
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This equals whining. My response was more or less along the lines of the shut the fuck up, or amuse me.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-16 22:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHo the fuck is the uniter?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Um...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I gave your other post a -1 AND a -2 to make the rating -1.5 because, while poor, I didn't think it warranted the worst possible rating.
You do know -1.5 is better than -2, right.
This is marginally better, but you certainly could have done more with the title.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boring. and not even amusing at all. I want my fucking money back.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, I'm not an alter, unfortunately I'm nowhere as interesting.
And the comment about the ratings was also a joke. I guess orphelia is right :P
I'm not going to respond to this anymore, this all seems like an exercise in "How to get as bad a rating as possible."
And give me a break, it's my second post. Your second post was a long rant about unrealistic governmental systems which got a .02. Your next 9 posts all got negative ratings. And you whine about whether my post should or shouldn't be "halfway decent"?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think so orph, the post is about the uniter who give him(her?) a -2 and a -1, whilst also bitching about it on that post.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I think TheUniter hates me more than everyone else combined, he gave me a -2 then came back and gave me a -1 just in case the -2 didn't sink in :P
And got pissy at your -2.
I just typed that 'got' up there as 'git'; tis a sad, sad life I lead.
More to the point is that 5 dollars says htis is an alter, and a poor one at that. If on the off shot that you are a real person, get over ratings, don't be like loki, and try to post something half way decent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post deserves one - if not more than one - of The Uniters' -2's.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone says I don't understand jokes, yet he misses this...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I weep for the future.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(Because that is really convincing below.)
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter.
Really.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lame
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see your point, Doodles.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 jealousy points for all.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On a random note, I'll take bets that Zampano is the uniters alter, because, frankly if he where to post under the uniter his posts wouldn't even be read. I don't care. Saints won, two games left and we (might) be in the play offs.
Fuck the bear's up their faggot loose assholes, that's what I always say.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think so orph, the post is about the uniter who give him(her?) a -2 and a -1, whilst also bitching about it on that post.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I think TheUniter hates me more than everyone else combined, he gave me a -2 then came back and gave me a -1 just in case the -2 didn't sink in :P
And got pissy at your -2.
I just typed that 'got' up there as 'git'; tis a sad, sad life I lead.
More to the point is that 5 dollars says htis is an alter, and a poor one at that. If on the off shot that you are a real person, get over ratings, don't be like loki, and try to post something half way decent.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-16 18:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I'm sorry. You're wrong.
TheUniter has been doing this for a while. And his comments, be they positive or negative, are some of the most consistently funny material being written currently.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
doodles, I am sure the poster was just having a laugh with the ratings comment. Chill, buddy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
way
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ratings
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mean
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nothing.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never take words seriously, only ratings :P
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I love you.
No, really.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 17:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never take words seriously, only ratings :P
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Uber is lacking any kind of sense of humour.
Again, I appeal to Bart that it become compulsory to use emoticons at the end of reviews to ensure the tone of the review is emphasised.
Never take anything I say seriously, Ltap.
Uh oh you insulted HTBD.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone get a joke around here? Besides HadToBeDone. He's excused, he hasn't evolved enough that his primitive brain can comprehend concepts such as "joke" or "idiot".
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooooh look I got attitude too.
I was trying to be nice. Screw you.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
@ orphelia:
How TheUniter Stole Christmas? (Rating: -0.12 on 6 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 33 seconds ago)
Submitted by Ltap (View user info) at 2007-12-16 16:34:38 EST
I Got Wishbones For Christmas (Rating: 0.06 on 19 reviews, last by orphelia 6 minutes ago)
Submitted by Ltap (View user info) at 2007-12-15 18:31:49 EST
Separate days, it seems.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Word.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's been doing that from the start, you worthless fucking mongoloid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico is not TheUniter. Try again.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One a day, sweety, and look to your old post for an explanation on TheUniter.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh; I don't think this is gonna go well for you. Lotsa "fuck the Uniter" sentiment out there, and he's still around.
Good luck, tho'.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-16 16:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Uniter = Sicosemen. Everyone knows that.