The Only Thing You Need to Know. Ever. (159 hits)
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Submitted by The Brad Gordon Something-or-Other (View user info) at 2007-12-16 19:31:47 EST
I'm the fucking King, and none of you are fit to lick the dirt from my size 18 boots.
My cock is huge and has split more vag apart than Paul Bunyan has fallen trees. Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Carlos Slim Helu all got rich because they're on my fucking payroll. I buy and sell people on the slightest whim. Last night I skullfucked a man to death just to watch him die, and then I ate his fucking heart. Women tremble before me because I can have any one of them whenever I like, whether they want to or not. I get everything I want, when I fucking want it, and that's the beginning and the end of the story.
And if no one likes it, let me tell you, I'll throw you into the fucking sun. I'm just that good.
I'm the fucking King.
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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cilfowned
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, its like someone went back to 1998 and brought back some humour with them.
shut the fuck up.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The sun remark made me laugh.
You're kinda...crazy, aren't you?
Submitted by something_or_other (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup.