Orange Painting (1482 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-16 19:57:39 EST
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 19:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is very good.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 18:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's gotta be worth millions to Second Cup.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
quit crying you gaylord
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-19 10:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't talk about ur wife. it's an offense, according to lisa.
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
something my wife would buy for a room in the house
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fruit= +2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-18 17:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
would u fuck me id fuck me
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-12-18 13:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, that's not an orange. It's an apple.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-18 11:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So it is.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I particularly like the green strokes in the background
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with what FTW said on the borders...otherwise, this was nice. Good job.
Fellow artist auto +2 for having the gonads to link your own work.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-17 13:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-17 01:48:04 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
This may seem uncharacteristically crude of me, but I would rather have seen a painting of a peach.
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Nice.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a Tangelo.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, that's what it is
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet baby Jesus.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
citrousy
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
like i told my gf, who likes to paint, don't quit your day job :-D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You were going to say
'what a lovely pair'
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i don't remember what I was going to say about this.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 08:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2nd on most heated, my job is almost done.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 08:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Orphelia you can check back on it when your next free, If I dont post Friday I will do on Christmas Eve instead. Or maybe I wont post at all!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha you need help, Hurty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:41:12 EST (#)
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The breeding habits of haggis
http://www.electricscotland.com/haggis/haggis3.html
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do you store all this links Hurty? You have one for every occasion.
I could say Haggis porn and you would have a link.
Em, I am not here friday. I will miss your story :(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:37:53 EST (#)
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402 =/= a lot of hits.
I doubt she'd go near your hideous genitals. Could you please stop sending me pictures of your tiny penis? KTHXBAI.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In any case, perving on old women and infants in a swimming pool could hardly be considered a profession.
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It takes up so much of my time that its nearly a job. I dont perv on infants, just use them to get close to their sexy mums.
wow im getting lisas' post loadsa hits, she's gonna have to sleep with me now!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:35:12 EST (#)
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Best use of Irn-Bru cans ever:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/IRN-BRU-map-of-Scotland_W0QQitemZ320196014201QQcmdZViewItem
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:32:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being a numb nutted Ewok is not a job.
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My nuts are actually rather sensitive following a weekend of sexual attention from my lady friend.
In any case, perving on old women and infants in a swimming pool could hardly be considered a profession.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:31:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:23:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Hurty is gonna post.
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I do actually have a great deal of work to do in my highly paid and responsible position.
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Chief bottle capper at the Iron Bru factory.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being a numb nutted Ewok is not a job.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:23:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Hurty is gonna post.
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I do actually have a great deal of work to do in my highly paid and responsible position.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no, no, Friday is EI post day, IF I have a story, I cannot let down my legion of fans and especially DR, even though he never rates my stories, he does in fact LOVE THEM.
This Friday will be EI's Christmas story of goodwill to ALL men.
There shall be no tales of my exposure to children, unfounded that they are.
Hopefully a witty tale will occur over the next four days that I go swimming!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not particularly my style but it would look nice in a country kitchen, I'm sure.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:23:33 EST (#)
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I don't think Hurty is gonna post.
Em do one about exposing yourself to small children at the swimming baths. I love how you make it sound 'accidental'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger ranger hasnt been the same since he looked in teh mirror and realised he looked like Ricky Ponting.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to prove my point, DR.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and hadley?
YANKIE Doodle went tooo tow-nnnn,
riding on a poeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nee,
The Cleveland Browns are playoff bound
and you're a fucking
a fucking...
and yoo-arrrrrrrrrrrrrre fucking not-ot.
<dusts hands>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Has DR always been so aggressive?
There was a post about sushi the other day, as it happens...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like prawn and lettuce sushi, doesn't mean I want a fucking post about it. I like your painting obeesa, I will comission one for a dollar, sans the border but I want the texture.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Very elementary, as in 1st grade.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:06:24 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like rape.
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Who doesn't, right?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I like rape.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:04:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
So long as its a heart warming adventure you will be fine.
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It was gonna be about rape...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So long as its a heart warming adventure you will be fine. I warn you however that if it involves misery or something/one boring , i.e danger ranger playing sport like Zico I will rubbish it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe he means post something under the guise of one of his many alters....
hehe I am not starting that again.
Note to Gordon Ramsey - Your chocolates suck goat balls, gnome faced twat.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:57:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh no :( not a hbts post
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I know. Times are hard right?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh no :( not a hbts post
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:44:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone post something.
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I'm considering it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
okay YOU CHILL OUT, MANC-EE SPICE
and emission? You were never a park ranger, a park is a large expanse of grass, not a huge george michael arse.
goodnight. hang them properly bitch, no doubling up on the pegs. jesus.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone post something.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was a park ranger I got this virus and the doc who looked like homer simpson gave me some pills to take. I had to take them three times a day. Ow i said that tastes of horse shit and stinks like my fat friends mum, doc looked at me and said thats the danger ranger..
I guffawed.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It didn't take much, but I am lost. I am not a Brummie, Berty is.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU CHILL OUT BIRMINGHAM SPICE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:07:34 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Art is sujective, I am entitled to my opinion and I say they are sucky.
The guitar was appalling, this is marginally better.
The borders do nothing for the picture, which itself lacks any refinement
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Bang on!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:31:46 EST (#)
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I got this tattoo once. The guy who looked like chris cornell said dude, you need to look after it. Take this protatt stuff and apply it four times a day. It's smells a little bit like cow manure I said, they should call it essence of emission. they all giggled.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Lordy, someone shoot the spelling polise.
hehe
It is a review, chill out
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sometimes i wonder if i internet stink
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good grief. I have to go now. I have pressing business, watching your mum hang out my laundry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi DR!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:22:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:07:34 EST (#)
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Art is sujective
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so is spelling
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I personally am just amazed that you can make something like that with a needle and thread.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:07:34 EST (#)
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Art is sujective, I am entitled to my opinion and I say they are sucky.
The guitar was appalling, this is marginally better.
The borders do nothing for the picture, which itself lacks any refinement
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These arent sucky paintings!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 05:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the sucky borders?
Why the sucky paintings?
WHY?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 05:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your art, my great aunts sketches were very similar.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 04:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Better than that awful guitar.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-17 04:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
super
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-17 02:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This may seem uncharacteristically crude of me, but I would rather have seen a painting of a peach.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Orange
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
With all due respect to the "is what is says it is" school, this post shows a decided lack of effort and should not be rewarded. Sorry.
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What are you talking about? Surely we should rate a blank post highly if it were titled, "No Content".
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
With all due respect to the "is what is says it is" school, this post shows a decided lack of effort and should not be rewarded. Sorry.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-16 21:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NICELY DONE
now go cook me some eggs.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah I have to concur on the border thing, no so much ridiculous as unnessecary, but I'd hang it in my house. Then I'd hang hadley in my house too for all the grief he's given me for being a Browns fan - on a meat hook. Then I'd shove pineapples up his freckle and beat him with a big stick like some big four-eyed pinata. you'd like that wouldn't you hadley, you fucking cunt.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I apologize for being so critical, but seriously, what's up with the haphazard borders? Take my word for it, stop.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
best way to make a painting look ridiculous: weird borders painted within the painting itself
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The border looks ridiculous, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck you, that's a clementine.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-16 20:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does exactly what it says on the tin.
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And does it well.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does exactly what it says on the tin.