Ubertree '07 (1363 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-12-17 08:52:26 EST
That's right folks, it's almost Christmas and it's time to put up the decorations around this shit-heap.
After many careful minutes spent on google, I think I've found the most pathetic looking tree for you cunts to dress up however you see fit. Try and make an effort though, MSPaint isn't always funny.
Label your tree and link it back here, or don't, I'm not massively bothered but I sure as hell won't be trailing about looking for what's been done. Humour would also be nice, but not completely necessary.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:18:45 EST (#)
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Awww, thanks!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:17:43 EST (#)
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This will be to offset the below down-syndrome.
ATTN: POSEUR PUNK (YES YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG AS WELL)
Everything you ever wanted to know about HurtByTheSun
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IS > THAN
Everything you ever wanted to know about poser-punk
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Registered on or around: 2007-12-17 19:51:08 EST
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Submitted by poser-punk (user info) at 2007-12-18 19:58:40 EST (#)
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Oh my god!
This is just as gay as the rest of your shit!
And by the way, you retarted fucking asshole, I
call myself a POSER punk. And its a fucking inside
joke, so just shut your ass up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:38:33 EST (#)
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Hurty and Em bicker and schmooze like an old married couple.
I have trouble deciding who wears the trousers in this pair.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:32:57 EST (#)
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the below exchange made me cringe.
you do realise that other people can see what you type right? You guys may as well just admit that you know all the dance moves to the movie 'Footloose' and save yourself the trouble.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:39:31 EST (#)
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Yeah I realised that pretty much as soon as I'd typed it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:38:27 EST (#)
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Im not sure people could handle my white small buttocks.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:36:46 EST (#)
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Shlongys arse has been plastered all over uber, why not add your own?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:34:56 EST (#)
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I have better things to do like pick my arse and eat it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:33:42 EST (#)
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It's got two entries and it's been up a day, that ain't bad! You can use Paint! Get on it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:32:15 EST (#)
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This went really well.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:08:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-17 19:06:17 EST (#)
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http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?obesit01.wav=obesity
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:44:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:15:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:11:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:09:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:56:44 EST (#)
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at the very least you three could talk about something interesting.
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Okay...Mr. HotForTeacher, I am a budding guitar instructor and want to create a resource list for my pedagogy students. Some reading materials about developing/applying interpretive techniques would be useful. What do you recommend?
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Why, certainly, Mr. Danza! Perhaps Aaron Shearer, LEARNING THE CLASSIC GUITAR, Part 3, Mel Bay Publications. It may provide helpful information for beginning students, or other students who want resources on the most basic interpretive information. Also Anthony Glise's THE COMPLETE SONATAS OF SOR, GIULIANI, AND DIABELLI, Mel Bay Publications is worthy of mention. Glise gives a very lengthy article on 19th century practice. Also, it is a nice edition to have period; imo, we -need- more works such as this. Speaking of Glise, you mention CLASSICAL GUITAR PEDAGOGY. Within that work, you will find -many- listed resources in various appendixes.
Also, although not guitar related, I couldn't imagine not wanting to mention Robert Donington's THE INTERPRETATION OF EARLY MUSIC, Quantz's ON PLAYING THE FLUTE, and CPE Bach's THE TRUE ART OF PLAYING KEYBOARD INSTRUMENTS.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:09:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:56:44 EST (#)
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at the very least you three could talk about something interesting.
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Okay...Mr. HotForTeacher, I am a budding guitar instructor and want to create a resource list for my pedagogy students. Some reading materials about developing/applying interpretive techniques would be useful. What do you recommend?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:56:44 EST (#)
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at the very least you three could talk about something interesting.
*waits*
*waits*
No? oh well then.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:48:10 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113790
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:27:24 EST (#)
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Happy to oblige: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113789
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-17 13:59:56 EST (#)
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I always hated the UberTree.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 13:50:07 EST (#)
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Good lord, why is THIS most heated?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 13:43:49 EST (#)
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you bunch of dicks
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:33:47 EST (#)
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Not as confused as me!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:32:15 EST (#)
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Hell, even I'm confused now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:31:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:28:46 GMT (#)
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OH SHIT WHAT BELOW?!
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You keep forgetting to switch, dick.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:28:46 EST (#)
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OH SHIT WHAT BELOW?!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:27:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:17:55 GMT (#)
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Rock Smart? I don't get it?
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It was a joke, you moron.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:22:20 EST (#)
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Way to cover your tracks buddy.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:21:48 EST (#)
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Why mention emission when he adds absolutely no value to this site? He's a pretty worthless piece of used toiled paper. Orphelia, that's because you are smart as a rock. Point proven. I will be leaving now as I have a very valuable life to fulfill saving infants from starvation. Cheers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:17:55 EST (#)
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Rock Smart? I don't get it?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:17:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:16:14 GMT (#)
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Orphelia, while you are at the top of some list and also post some trash, you do not head this list. However, if you were to have a Native American name it would be "Rock Smart."
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You make no mention of Emission... CURIOUS?!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:16:14 EST (#)
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Orphelia, while you are at the top of some list and also post some trash, you do not head this list. However, if you were to have a Native American name it would be "Rock Smart."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:14:12 EST (#)
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Frankie Boyle actually.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:13:02 EST (#)
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My Lord, where did you get that joke from? 1979?
No, sorry, Lenny Henry (god rest his soul)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:10:58 EST (#)
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I believe in openness and transparency, which is why my trousers are open and my pants are transparent!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:09:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:04:57 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:03:54 GMT (#)
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Oi! You Scottish scuzzball. I don't think so!
Did you mean to answer that as Hurty or did you forget to switch accounts as you were arguing with yourself? hehehe
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FUCK! I hate when you expose me!
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I love it when you talk dirty.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:08:02 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:04:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:03:54 GMT (#)
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Oi! You Scottish scuzzball. I don't think so!
Did you mean to answer that as Hurty or did you forget to switch accounts as you were arguing with yourself? hehehe
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FUCK! I hate when you expose me!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:03:54 EST (#)
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Oi! You Scottish scuzzball. I don't think so!
Did you mean to answer that as Hurty or did you forget to switch accounts as you were arguing with yourself? hehehe
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:58:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:55:11 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:51:59 GMT (#)
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I'm no alter, gang green. I've been lurking long enough to know that you are easily top 3 in the most worthless poster category. I don't post but rest assured that when I do it'll be received by only +2's.
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I would love to know, who are the top two?
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You and EmissionImpossible.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:55:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:51:59 GMT (#)
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I'm no alter, gang green. I've been lurking long enough to know that you are easily top 3 in the most worthless poster category. I don't post but rest assured that when I do it'll be received by only +2's.
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I would love to know, who are the top two?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:53:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:51:59 GMT (#)
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I'm no alter, gang green. I've been lurking long enough to know that you are easily top 3 in the most worthless poster category. I don't post but rest assured that when I do it'll be received by only +2's.
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MY YOU LEARNED THAT JUST BY LURKING?
I think I'm safe in saying that whatever you post is not going to get many +2s at all as you're a worthless n00b and a complete fucking moron to boot.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:51:59 EST (#)
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I'm no alter, gang green. I've been lurking long enough to know that you are easily top 3 in the most worthless poster category. I don't post but rest assured that when I do it'll be received by only +2's.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:43:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:39:46 GMT (#)
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This site would be better if you would gouge out your eyes and forget how to type. While you are at it "shit for brains", why don't you just use your in-2uition to stop posting?
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Who's alter are you then gayboy? There's already an alter dedicated to hating me, and he's funnier with it than you.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:39:46 EST (#)
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This site would be better if you would gouge out your eyes and forget how to type. While you are at it "shit for brains", why don't you just use your in-2uition to stop posting?
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:22:34 EST (#)
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Arriiibbbaaaa Arrribbbaaaaaaaa
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:21:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:17:26 GMT (#)
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Get that nigger off the tree.
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The only person who could claim to be whiter than me on here is EI.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:17:36 EST (#)
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yeah whats it to you.... Miss Buttocks of steel
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:17:28 EST (#)
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I have fully legitimate disdain for that shitty programme. Never said you couldn't use it though, it's just beneath me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:17:26 EST (#)
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Get that nigger off the tree.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:14:36 EST (#)
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so i guess this is today's chat post.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:14:09 EST (#)
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so much effort, just can't do it.
now anyway.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:10:28 EST (#)
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yeah, slag me off hurty, you slag off uber.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:09:57 EST (#)
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i think it was your obvious disdain for MSPaint that turned the masses against you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:09:57 EST (#)
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English please.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:07:52 EST (#)
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Ach, yer all so fucking ungrateful!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:06:11 EST (#)
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well...you fucked THIS uber tradition up right from the get go.
GOOD FUCKING JOB HURTY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:04:29 EST (#)
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Eko is very observant it seems
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:04:08 EST (#)
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Jealous male not getting any from me below.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:03:05 EST (#)
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It doesn't take an alter to see how incredibly ugly you are, what a whinging little turd you are, or to determine what a homosexual you are.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:01:39 EST (#)
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I was having a joke Em. It follows his comments on Apollos post about Man Utd supporters.
I didn't insult his work now, did I? (Which I have bookmarked, anyway)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:58:58 EST (#)
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yeah i wanna know more about mrs shlongy, she should cast her eye over uber and see if she wants to upgrade shlongy
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:58:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:57:41 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:25:36 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us more about the drinking of whiskey.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:24:50 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us more about watching "Temple of Doom."
I think you should tell us less of everything.
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In fairness, I did. I was goaded.
I wanted my crappy tree to speak for itself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:57:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:25:36 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us more about the drinking of whiskey.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:24:50 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us more about watching "Temple of Doom."
I think you should tell us less of everything.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:57:03 EST (#)
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orph is a modern genius
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:55:40 EST (#)
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Orph got so terribly mean and abrupt recently.
:(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:54:34 EST (#)
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you certainly walk like one
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:53:18 EST (#)
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and i'm not egyptian.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:51:42 EST (#)
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tan boy, as he's hurt by the sun.
Orphelia, you better smarten up, or we'll have to take your name back.
and hurty, they sort of look long, elongated with a scotsman on the end...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:50:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:47:55 GMT (#)
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i'm going to egypt tomorrow, so stick that on your tree tan-boy.
and does your head look like a camel's cock on that tree on purpose?
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Ah, back to your homelands for the holidays?
Why do you call him tan boy?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:49:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:47:55 GMT (#)
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i'm going to egypt tomorrow, so stick that on your tree tan-boy.
and does your head look like a camel's cock on that tree on purpose?
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I've never seen a camel's cock before, so I wouldn't know sadly.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:47:55 EST (#)
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i'm going to egypt tomorrow, so stick that on your tree tan-boy.
and does your head look like a camel's cock on that tree on purpose?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:31:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:29:50 GMT (#)
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no shittier than 'The Hitcher'
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Oh come on he's not all that bad! I'll have to take a picture of my Hitcher hat.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:29:50 EST (#)
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no shittier than 'The Hitcher'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:24:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:21:06 GMT (#)
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You truly are dim, aren't you? You look about as learned as a man with an eye-patch. Then again, an eye patch would probably do you some justice, now wouldn't it?
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Hooray! Another shitty alter.
Welcome to uber.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:21:06 EST (#)
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You truly are dim, aren't you? You look about as learned as a man with an eye-patch. Then again, an eye patch would probably do you some justice, now wouldn't it?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:14:14 EST (#)
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Basically, it doesn't mean anything. Still tickled me though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:10:14 EST (#)
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I can't "urban dictionary" at work.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:07:39 EST (#)
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I think loose chavs might be implying that I'm only good enough to fuck loose scumbags.
There's a few different definitions for 'duffy' on urban dictionary though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:06:36 EST (#)
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hell, I'm going to need a definition for loose chavs as well.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:05:44 EST (#)
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Uh....can someone explain what a sodden duffy is to me?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:05:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:04:32 GMT (#)
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This post is a failure by all measures. Perhaps you'd be suitable for a couple of loose chavs, you sodden duffy.
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"Sodden duffy" is an excellent phrase, but why would I be suitable for 'loose chavs'?
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:04:32 EST (#)
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This post is a failure by all measures. Perhaps you'd be suitable for a couple of loose chavs, you sodden duffy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:03:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:00:56 GMT (#)
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i'm 'taking the piss' or just fucking around
laugh and shut the fuck up nancy boy
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O RLY?
It's a slow day in the office.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:03:01 EST (#)
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that was for hurty, not you sico
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:00:56 EST (#)
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i'm 'taking the piss' or just fucking around
laugh and shut the fuck up nancy boy
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:00:09 EST (#)
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Look, will everyone just recognize that mud invented the internet and therefore determine the rules to everything. That way we can get back to not giving a fuck.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:59:43 EST (#)
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I will enter all tree related posts/competitions. And Sico, no.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:59:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:56:42 GMT (#)
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favourite game?? charades, oh please. oh please you big gay. CHARADES!!
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Again, I fucking love charades.
I have it on reliable authority that your favourite game is 'Kirby's Dreamworld'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:58:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:55:49 GMT (#)
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its not a contest, you add something that would be uber relevant or socially relevant from the last year and then others add on to it from there
what you don't do is be self-centered enough to put your own fucking picture on it....something like Electro in his furry suit would be a good example
but this is a piss poor tree picture to start with so wait until someone from uber's A-List starts this thing with a real tree pic and then join the fun
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Ok. I am easily swayed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:58:34 EST (#)
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I shit banana boots. Orphelia...put a picture of me on your fagging tree.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:57:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:55:49 GMT (#)
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its not a contest, you add something that would be uber relevant or socially relevant from the last year and then others add on to it from there
what you don't do is be self-centered enough to put your own fucking picture on it....something like Electro in his furry suit would be a good example
but this is a piss poor tree picture to start with so wait until someone from uber's A-List starts this thing with a real tree pic and then join the fun
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I picked the crappy tree on purpose. I think it sums up uber far more effectively than any serious effort.
As for being 'self-centred', I just like that picture, it makes me laugh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:57:20 EST (#)
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am i in ubers a list?
i should be.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:56:42 EST (#)
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favourite game?? charades, oh please. oh please you big gay. CHARADES!!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:56:11 EST (#)
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my god, it's horrible!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:55:49 EST (#)
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its not a contest, you add something that would be uber relevant or socially relevant from the last year and then others add on to it from there
what you don't do is be self-centered enough to put your own fucking picture on it....something like Electro in his furry suit would be a good example
but this is a piss poor tree picture to start with so wait until someone from uber's A-List starts this thing with a real tree pic and then join the fun
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:55:32 EST (#)
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I like charades. Drunk. I love parlour games. I am so middle class.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:55:04 EST (#)
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What's wrong with charades exactly?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:54:41 EST (#)
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Favourite game: Charades
ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahahhahahahahaha
HAHAHHAHAhahahahahhaha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:52:27 EST (#)
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We were all young, once... *thinks of a long, long time ago*
I still don't know what to do with my tree. But I will be doing one. I wanna win this comp.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:51:40 EST (#)
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He tried to love me. We're just friends though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:50:57 EST (#)
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hurty loves erwan!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:50:50 EST (#)
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OH WOW MY ANCIENT AND PRACTICALLY DEFUNCT DEVIANTART.
The photographer, Erwan, took a picture of me wearing nothing but a massive pair of boots. I don't think it's on the internets, but it'd be awesome if it was.
It was exhibited in an art gallery in Newcastle and offended hundreds of people.
True story.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:49:39 EST (#)
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Oh Em I saw that ages ago. Hehehe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:49:04 EST (#)
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Current Residence: Newcastle
Interests: Writing, Drawing, Drinking, Smoking, Raising my son (come February)
Favourite movie: The Big Lebowski
Favourite band or musician: NIN
Favourite genre of music: Industrial/Darkcore
Favourite artist: Picasso
Favourite poet or writer: Oscar Wilde
Favourite photographer: Erwan (guy at my college)
Favourite style or digital art: Gothic/Surreal
Operating System: OS Panther
MP3 player of choice: iPod baby!
Shell of choice: Egg... even though i'm a vegan
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Favourite game: Charades
Favourite gaming platform: PS2
Favourite cartoon character: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Personal Quote: "Wait, what the fuck? Where am I?"
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Papers, Rizzlas, Photoshop, Flash, Dreamweaver...
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:48:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:48:31 GMT (#)
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I'd rather win a tin of Quality Street, if that is ok.
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I'm sure I could stretch to that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:48:31 EST (#)
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I'd rather win a tin of Quality Street, if that is ok.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:48:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:47:20 EST (#)
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i wouldnt bother doing anything, hurtys ruined the competition already
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seconded
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:47:20 EST (#)
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i wouldnt bother doing anything, hurtys ruined the competition already
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:47:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:45:13 GMT (#)
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yes i did think that was odd putting your own photo on
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What the fuck? Why? It's a picture I made of my hideous face on a picture of a shit Christmas tree that I found...
I'm just getting the ball rolling.
Again, contribute what you want, or stop bitching like a woman. It's not becoming.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:46:39 EST (#)
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i pissed in muddys cornflakes
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:46:32 EST (#)
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Em has some franking to do before the postie comes.
I am a little stuck with what to do with my tree.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:45:29 EST (#)
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Mr La Di Da, Em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:45:13 EST (#)
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yes i did think that was odd putting your own photo on
orphelia im sure your effort will be amazing as always
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:44:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:43:34 GMT (#)
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ya know, twat, you're not supposed to put your own picture on the Ubertree
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It's my tree, I'll do what I want to it. Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:44:25 EST (#)
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well i do but im sure soemone else will put my face on as no tree would be complete without an EI fairy on top.
I have far more pressing things to do.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:43:34 EST (#)
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ya know, twat, you're not supposed to put your own picture on the Ubertree
spacewaste
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:43:31 EST (#)
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I hope your not saying my entry will be meh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:43:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:42:10 GMT (#)
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If I win, what do I get?
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Sexual favours.
I'll have to make a list and then get my woman to veto ones she feels she cannot share.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:42:21 EST (#)
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Instead of being an apathetic gaylord, why not enter? I know how much you love Paint.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:42:10 EST (#)
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If I win, what do I get?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:41:37 EST (#)
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I cant wait for orphelias entry!!
meh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:39:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:35:49 GMT (#)
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meh your comps going well hurty
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It's not been up long enough!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:39:12 EST (#)
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I am gonna enter. That is one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:35:49 EST (#)
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meh your comps going well hurty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:31:38 EST (#)
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Oh, and EI, whiskey = Irish, whisky = Scottish.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:30:55 EST (#)
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Temple of Doom is by far the most ridiculous and also worst of all the Indiana Jones films.
"AAHHHHH DESERT! CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS!"
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I drank about 3/4 of a bottle of Scapa.
http://www.whisky-distilleries.info/Scapa_EN.shtml
It's not as famous as the Highland Park brand, but it's still an excellent whisky.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:25:36 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us more about the drinking of whiskey.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:24:50 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us more about watching "Temple of Doom."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:24:02 EST (#)
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There really isn't much to tell. I drank a lot of whisky and watched 'Temple of Doom'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:14:26 EST (#)
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I think you should tell us about getting drunk on the train.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:11:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:09:18 GMT (#)
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i waited for this post?? Where's your tale?
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My tale?
I got drunk on Friday, spent Saturday in bed with my lady friend, spent Sunday in bed with my lady friend, got drunk on a train, watched football at home, went to bed.
Riveting stuff.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:09:19 EST (#)
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I am gonna have a go later on. At the tree thing, not your empty balls.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:09:18 EST (#)
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i waited for this post?? Where's your tale?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:07:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 14:06:31 GMT (#)
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I want to hear more about your sore balls...
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They're not sore, but they're far from numb. A little sensitive is all.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:06:44 EST (#)
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What a spindly looking tree.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:06:31 EST (#)
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I want to hear more about your sore balls...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 08:53:45 EST (#)
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