Ubertree '07 (720 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.07 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by triangle_man (View user info) at 2007-12-18 14:30:14 EST
I'm sorry..:(
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:24:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:35:28 EST (#)
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sigh
needs rape
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:29:26 EST (#)
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nice madam
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 17:48:07 EST (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-18 17:11:57 EST (#)
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I simply LOVE shitty bandwagons!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-18 17:03:42 EST (#)
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Is this shit back again already?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-18 16:04:23 EST (#)
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Now all we need is the HA HA RABBIT and the tree will be complete!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:46:24 EST (#)
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this is as funny as the flute boy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:29:43 EST (#)
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That is great advice.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:22:03 EST (#)
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read to your child ( a lot)
you will be rewarded, and so will they
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:17:26 EST (#)
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It is amazing what you make yourself hear. 'Blab, blah' becomes 'oh honey, listen, he said giraffe!'
They all do it in the end, relax. Anyway, once they start talking for real, it won't be long before you find yourself wishing they didn't and uttering the words 'oh sweety, DO be quiet'.
And my tip, have another. The second is a piece of cake.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:16:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:10:48 EST (#)
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You should be.
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I accidentally drank Canadian whiskey last Friday.
I asked for a scotch neat and some chick brought the wrong glass, I almost shot it out my nose.
She looked at me funny when I poured it down the sink.
It's fucked up my whole week so far.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:10:48 EST (#)
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You should be.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:06:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:06:14 EST (#)
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Man, it feels like my baby is never going to walk OR talk. My boyfriend and mom insist that Soren (my son) says "mama" and "dada", but i'm pretty certian that he's just babbling.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:04:11 EST (#)
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When they walk, they get into EVERYTHING!!!
and they can vaporize, and re-materialize right near the most dangerous things.
It's like thing one and thing two.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:00:24 EST (#)
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I am sick and bitchy without the bun in the oven.
One day I hope men can carry babies. Pregnancy rates would plummet. Pussys.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:00:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:56:13 EST (#)
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It won't be long. My first didn't walk until 18 months or something. No hurry.
My mother in law is all 'Oh isn't he potty trained' 'is he still having milk' 'my god, he still uses a bottle?'. Fuck 'em. They all do it in the end.
I want another already. I am a great mum :)
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Pheely sweetheart...would you do me a big favour??
Please?
Make a recording of your voice including a statement where you say "I was all, like this or that"
You know what I mean? Doing the Valley girl talk with your brit accent.
I would keep it among my greatest treasures.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:57:41 EST (#)
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Orphelia, I'd have another if I didn't have to go through pregnancy again... I was so sick and bitchy the whole time.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:56:47 EST (#)
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TM, that's what everyone says, but I still don't understand why walking makes things so much harder than crawling? It seems like it'd be easier, because I wouldn't have to carry him everywhere.
Because he's heavy.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:56:20 EST (#)
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har har....emu?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:56:13 EST (#)
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It won't be long. My first didn't walk until 18 months or something. No hurry.
My mother in law is all 'Oh isn't he potty trained' 'is he still having milk' 'my god, he still uses a bottle?'. Fuck 'em. They all do it in the end.
I want another already. I am a great mum :)
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:53:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:50:45 EST (#)
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My kid can't walk yet. He just scoots along the furniture.
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Enjoy these times...they are fleeting.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:50:45 EST (#)
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My kid can't walk yet. He just scoots along the furniture.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:49:24 EST (#)
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Yeah, I love how they can walk and destroy everything in their path but still seem so cute and dependent when they want to. Manipulative monsters.
I don't mind that the true messsage of Christmas is lost. Not when I am on the recieving end of a pair of handmade italian leather boots.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:44:57 EST (#)
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Once you have accepted the fact that Christmas is a time to worship consumerism you will embrace it thoroughly.
Plus when your kid is old enough that you can buy mutual presents the fun really begins.
I remember little Jessicas first M-14, running around the tree yelling "Lock and Load",
"Charlies on the wire"!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:43:27 EST (#)
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My baby just turned a year old 3 weeks ago. Fun times, huh?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:40:26 EST (#)
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I did all my Christmas shopping on line before the end of October. Yeah, I know, I am sad.
Bugger Christmas, one day until my baby is one year old! Whoooop!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:37:33 EST (#)
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I'm doing my goddamn christmas shopping tonight.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:35:59 EST (#)
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Two words. Christmas spirit.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:35:38 EST (#)
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I'd like to ban bandwagons.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:33:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:32:16 EST (#)
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No need to be sorry. hehe.