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Kinder Garden (274 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DyingBreed (View user info) at 2007-12-18 18:46:03 EST


KINDER GARDEN



Once there lived a man in the world of expectancy
who expected everything and nothing
who listened blindly with all the wisdom he could conjure,
and heard the celestial whisper adjacent to this realm.

Blind from fear and procrastination, he experienced friction when attempting to clear the dust f from his Third Eye, and thus failed in presenting the language to his surrounding souls.
Him- "awake"
Them- "asleep"
Proposition of truth and ideas were met with laughter, and those saddening confused expressions that f force you to look at the detachment between spirit and soul because of our dirt costumes.


The more he reached out, the more they pulled away.
Him- balanced between two worlds, calling.
Them- a step from the threshold,
with frightened shut eyes, and hand-covered ears.


He was merely a messenger
A direction giver
A roadway sign
A direction messenger by the highway,
invisible, and wishing to be a God or a babbling infant,
content with a plastic charm and his mothers' milk.
But he wasn't either
he was both
with crying laughter, and tears of boredom


So there he sat
in a heap of desperate ashes
lamenting the condition of his company
...and himself
fist-fighting two forces
and losing


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Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-24 19:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ARG

I mourn for what could have been.

+2 anyway to offset douches.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sure glad this dipshit left. He's the only one one the site dumber than Scourge, and that takes a LOT!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 19:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fail.


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam