pointless rambling (454 hits)
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Submitted by DyingBreed (View user info) at 2007-12-18 18:49:01 EST
Jake had a great idea the summer before he started high school. He decided to smile real big and cheesy for his freshman yearbook photo like he was full of life and eager to learn new and fresh things. Then, in his sophomore picture, to let his smile fade a little....you know, like when you hear a funny story or joke, but suddenly remember that you have to work later that day.
Next, In his junior pic, he decided to have a blank, bored expression on his face like he had already discovered everything there was to know in life, and everything now was merely review. (You're getting where im going with this arent you...you sly little buttnugget)
And of course, in his senior pic, he would have a frown on his face, even depressed and hopeless, like he couldnt believe he had spent the whole last year looking forward to the day he could get one pic further in this genius idea.
He wasnt sure if he intended on attending college or not, but if he did, he wanted his sadness to develop into anger as it sometimes does, and by the time he was a lawyer or a gynecologist he would have come full circle with a big cheesy grin on his now distinguished manly chiseled face, like he was full of life and eager to begin his career of letting obvious criminals go free, or helping women prevent ovarian cancer and whatnot.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2007-12-20 04:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least you didn't lie in the title
Submitted by carmex (user info) at 2007-12-19 16:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Great idea, bad delivery... Happens alot.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-19 15:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can actually see this having a lot of potential if you'd taken it further. sadly this is underdeveloped drivel for the most part.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can actually see this having a lot of potential if you'd taken it further. sadly this is underdeveloped drivel for the most part.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're terribly lame. Have you ever considered suicide? You should you know, I mean it's only going to get worse and worse from here.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2007-12-18 19:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you do more than one writing in a sitting does only one show up on the main page or something?
*****
Ju got it, Joe.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember your breed and die.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 19:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes.
Rules:
1 per day.
Don't suck.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2007-12-18 19:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you do more than one writing in a sitting does only one show up on the main page or something?