Merry Christmas Ubersite..... (1181 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2007-12-18 21:08:52 EST
It's a sign of my increasing maturity (!!!!) that unlike 2004, this is not a picture of my freakishly purple balls.
While I think you'll all agree, ubersite jumped the shark some time ago, I still hang around here like a bad smell, and so do most of the old faces, they jsut can't be arsed anymore and I see their point. People move on, grow up, old, have kids, get better jobs and all of a sudden 8hrs per day talking about rape just doesn't do it for them anymore. I still like this place, I just don't LOVE this place like I used to.
Anyway.
In some ways it's been an excellent year, in others, it's sucked absolute balls. I'm sure that's true for most of you.
I'm heading back to the UK tomorrow for a couple of days then I am going here: http://www.veliganduisland.com for a week. It should be a splendid time.
I wish you all a happy christmas and a healthy, prosperous new year.
Except sicosemen.
He can rot in a pit of his own filth.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-21 00:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 08:17:47 PST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 08:17:37 PST (#)
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WHY ARE YOU RATING YOURSELF?????????????????????????????
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:17:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:17:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-20 01:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-19 19:42:49 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice call eight head.
This place has turned into a fucking leper colony. It's a bunch of fucking soft cock, pillow biters giving each other reach arounds, posting 10 times a day and arguing with their alters until their piece of shit post ends up on most heated so that they can claim the title of "King of the Interwebz"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-19 22:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-19 22:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice call eight head.
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First time today that I've laughed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-19 22:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice call eight head.
This place has turned into a fucking leper colony. It's a bunch of fucking soft cock, pillow biters giving each other reach arounds, posting 10 times a day and arguing with their alters until their piece of shit post ends up on most heated so that they can claim the title of "King of the Interwebz"
Actually now that I think about it, nothings changed since the day I signed up. Carry on.
Merry Christmas, Cunt. Have fun back home in England.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-19 18:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh I'm sorry toe, how terribly remiss of me not to differentiate between the species. I guess when Michel Brunet DUG UP THE TOUMAI FOSSIL HE COULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER ON WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A MONKEY SKULL OR A MAORI ONE TOO.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-19 16:16:13 EST (#)
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oh and a merry christmas to you danger_ranger to be sure.
I think it's the samoans that apprieciate chicken, maori prefer the human meat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-19 16:00:24 EST (#)
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well you maoris DO love your chicken
merry christmas toe.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-19 15:35:51 EST (#)
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I hate christmas, I hate the false christmas salutations that complete strangers say, as if my bus driver really gives two shits whether or not i have a 'merry' christmas. The only good thing about it is that you get a day off work. but that sucks as well because everyone gets the day off work, which means the booze store is closed. actually i lie, i'm pretty sure KFC workers have to work christmas day.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-12-19 14:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Kwanza to you and Happy Chanukah to Jewtress.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-19 14:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas to you too, Uniter.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:46:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:25:25 EST (#)
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That's nice.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-19 10:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-19 10:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://crapoartworks.deviantart.com/art/Waining-Through-Time-71791069
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber-fighting with Lisa Lisa is what makes it all worthwhile.
You all KNOW that she has the hots for Shlongy...bad!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
erm cap'n? it was just a reference to that post of fatheads. anyhoo's i'm off to bed, there's bound to be a massive shore break at sunshine tomorrow night sometime, princesses like me need our sleep.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:24:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:17:19 CST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:07:05 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas to you too, J - enjoy the halfway-around-the-world time zone difference. :)
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he doesn't like it when you call him j, like you're a friend.
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*shrugs* First time I've done it, and I guess my last as well. Was just too lazy at the time to type out "apollo." :p
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:17:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas to you too, J - enjoy the halfway-around-the-world time zone difference. :)
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he doesn't like it when you call him j, like you're a friend.
all around the world surfers are lining up on beaches, headlands, zipping up wetsuits in foreign climes, chewing their fingernails in nervous and excited anticipation, waiting for the king tide haimie's head is gonna bring as it crosses the international time zone.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:13:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry christmas to you too and what a stupid loss that was on sunday.
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what, the cowboys? they're a house of cards, man. they have been all season. if romo sucks, the whole team sucks. they could easily have 5 losses right now. they've come back in the final seconds so many times, they're lucky they got as far as they did with just the 1 loss. that inconsistency isnt going to get them all the way through the playoffs. the vikings will probably get matched up with them in round two if everything works out (that means im assuming dallas will get their shit together and win out) and right now, the vikings are a better team.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas to you too, J - enjoy the halfway-around-the-world time zone difference. :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry christmas to you too and what a stupid loss that was on sunday.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-19 07:27:14 EST (#)
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Why no lovie?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-19 06:58:39 EST (#)
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merry christmas, dogballs
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-19 05:46:22 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you Apollo.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:38:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:46:28 EST (#)
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That's cool. I've heard mixed things about it--that it's unsafe and smoggy, but also that it's cheap and a great party city with lots of good restaurants. The weather would be a nice change from where I live now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Based on the posts you've been dumping on Uber for the better part of 4 years, I'd say that you were already a loser.
Says the 60+ pervert who spends entire days on the Internet, hitting on chicks that could be his granddaughters.
Well, I'm going to work out my hot young body that you'll never see naked. (Does that make you sad? It would make ME sad if I were you.) Adios Pops!
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That's what the internet and rohypnol are for, dumb cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also Berty stop being a miserable sod and come sing christmas carols with me
all together now, 'ark da erald angels sing lalalalalala'
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas.
PS That resort looks like one of them tropical swingers places... Have fun.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-19 03:08:04 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas Mr Apollo! I hope santa brings you a nintendo wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-19 02:59:12 EST (#)
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I fucking hate Christmas.
Submitted by Brian_Johns (user info) at 2007-12-19 00:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:46:28 EST (#)
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That's cool. I've heard mixed things about it--that it's unsafe and smoggy, but also that it's cheap and a great party city with lots of good restaurants. The weather would be a nice change from where I live now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Based on the posts you've been dumping on Uber for the better part of 4 years, I'd say that you were already a loser.
Says the 60+ pervert who spends entire days on the Internet, hitting on chicks that could be his granddaughters.
Well, I'm going to work out my hot young body that you'll never see naked. (Does that make you sad? It would make ME sad if I were you.) Adios Pops!
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Whatever toots. In 10 years you will sag like a bag of wet cement, but Shlongy will still be funny.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-19 00:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This place jumped the shark when some loser showed up and kept making jokes about Method's Mom
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjE7tJxr8PE
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:48:19 EST (#)
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i wasn't going to rate this until i got to the last line.
And a merry christmas to you as well!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:58:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:46:28 EST (#)
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That's cool. I've heard mixed things about it--that it's unsafe and smoggy, but also that it's cheap and a great party city with lots of good restaurants. The weather would be a nice change from where I live now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Based on the posts you've been dumping on Uber for the better part of 4 years, I'd say that you were already a loser.
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Shlongy rants and Lisa loses. Life is good. . . . . .. . .. . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Christmas and Hanukkah
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cool. I've heard mixed things about it--that it's unsafe and smoggy, but also that it's cheap and a great party city with lots of good restaurants. The weather would be a nice change from where I live now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Based on the posts you've been dumping on Uber for the better part of 4 years, I'd say that you were already a loser.
Says the 60+ pervert who spends entire days on the Internet, hitting on chicks that could be his granddaughters.
Well, I'm going to work out my hot young body that you'll never see naked. (Does that make you sad? It would make ME sad if I were you.) Adios Pops!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:42:03 EST (#)
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while you're there, check out the Hilton Maldives Resort
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:35:07 EST (#)
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<returns dildo and buys D_R a 'history of european football dvd' instead>
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:34:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:23:54 CST (#)
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How do you like Houston? I'm waiting to hear back about an interview I had there.
I really like Houston, it's a reasonable cost of living, pretty much full employment, great restaurants, pubs etc. You'd better have a car though, there's zero other way to get around/
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:30:01 EST (#)
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merry christmas ringo. just quickly what's the protocol, regarding christmas, your joo, her lack of giving a fuck and thereby your chances of scoring a present. Are they as remote as liverpool scoring in the champions league after christmas or do you just buy something for yourself, and pretend it's from her. Like I do with, well....with everybody. (sob) I hope nobody bought me a dildo this year.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:23:54 EST (#)
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How do you like Houston? I'm waiting to hear back about an interview I had there.
I'm getting turned on watching an advertisement for match.com where a really hot guy takes off his button-down shirt and shoes. Does that make me a loser?
Nahhhhhhh....That doesn't make you a loser.
Based on the posts you've been dumping on Uber for the better part of 4 years, I'd say that you were already a loser.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:27:00 EST (#)
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For ubersite, a year without Sicosemen would be like a year without ass pimples.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:26:21 EST (#)
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I'm going to leave the page up. If it's wrong I just don't want to be right.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:25:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:24:51 EST (#)
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+2 for hating sicosemen
merry christmas!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:23:54 EST (#)
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How do you like Houston? I'm waiting to hear back about an interview I had there.
I'm getting turned on watching an advertisement for match.com where a really hot guy takes off his button-down shirt and shoes. Does that make me a loser?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:16:55 EST (#)
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/12/17/giant.rat.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Would you look at the size of that bastard? I've seen dogs smaller! (PS - not a cock)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:14:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:11:24 EST (#)
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+2 for me not being here in 2004 and seeing your balls.
Have a good holiday.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:10:05 EST (#)
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Hohoho!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:09:38 EST (#)
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Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's