"Dear Flatmate..." Note Leavers Are Dicks (1591 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM: MVA (Mega Veined Appendage) (View user info) at 2007-12-19 07:58:20 EST
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-12 18:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear TTOM,
Yer funny.
love,
r.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-12 16:43:47 EST (#)
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i won't leave a note.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:14:48 EST (#)
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this was great... where else is it supposed to go, soy-fucker?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:15:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:15:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-20 06:49:36 EST (#)
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I've never lived with a note leaver, and I have lived with some annoying twats in my time. I think I may start leaving notes for the lady, she will appreciate that methinks. I will sign then all with a 'x' to show that I am only saying it out of love.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-20 04:48:24 EST (#)
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I am Hookhand and I approve this message
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-20 01:18:01 EST (#)
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soyfucker
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-12-19 23:29:09 EST (#)
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I can't believe some of those notes....those are crazy!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-19 20:21:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-19 16:25:31 EST (#)
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27!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-19 15:57:15 EST (#)
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True, but it could be so much worse.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-19 15:53:50 EST (#)
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+2 Bacon is life
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:57:47 EST (#)
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This was linked on B@W months ago.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112278
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:28:36 EST (#)
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"Soy fucker- bacon is life"
HAHAHAHAHAA
No but really, some roommates never see each other, or want to talk to each other. Like oh, say, for instance, when you live with a closet cokehead who has money for drugs, but not for electricity or cable bills, and leaves for her part-time job (while collecting unemployment)at 630 am after filling the house with cheap potsmoke so that she can function in society, and puts a lock on her bedroom door "for safety" when the only shady people are the ones she lets in and out of the house at all hours- say like, her boyfriend who went all Syd Barrett on her and locked himself in YOUR bathroom because he no longer believes in the concept of 'private property', and she keeps her own hours to conveniently avoid ever having to face you because she knows she's ruining your life.
You know?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-12-19 12:44:51 EST (#)
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Rockin. I feel for all the note-leavees out there. And leavers, but that was only done after multiple verbal attempts had failed.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-19 12:27:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:07:03 EST (#)
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smell the rage
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-12-19 12:07:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:44:33 EST (#)
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i've seen them before- still funny
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:06:42 EST (#)
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Mega Veined Appendage....Wtf?
We demand a camwhore!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-19 11:04:42 EST (#)
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Oh also.
Earlier this year I parked my car in the only free lot near campus that not many people know about. When I went out to my car later, there was a post it on my windshield that read something like "you're not allowed to park here. im being nice this time but dont do it again or im telling." I left a loose leaf page under my wiper that indicated, "if i see you put your fingers on my car again I will beat the ever loving shit out of you, asshole. xoxoxo." I felt proud of myself and I was looking forward to a response but both notes were gone when I came back again later.
I think there are two birds fucking outside my window. Isn't it not the season for that right now?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-19 10:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-19 10:30:38 EST (#)
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I've seen some of these before, but it still made me smile.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-19 10:01:39 EST (#)
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Bacon IS life.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:56:56 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:54:45 EST (#)
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yup
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:53:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:47:23 EST (#)
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TTOM
Please stop posting funny shit on uber.
And clean up your socks.
thanks.
Chris
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:38:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:28:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:19:53 EST (#)
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Don't even get me STARTED on office note-leavers...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-19 09:03:06 EST (#)
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I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm just now remembering. I dreamed that I got my old serving job back and I was so focused on my first table I ignored four others and one dejected guest stabbed me in the gut. I'd rather have a note left for me.
Whoever did that has great handwriting with a bottle.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:53:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:52:14 EST (#)
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This is why I live alone
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:51:03 EST (#)
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There is a note on my refrigerator from Conan the Barbarian instructing us to do our dishes or he will rip our fucking heads off. Chuck Norris left a response, challenging Conan to prove it dickhead. That was over two months ago and Conan has not yet been heard from.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:47:42 EST (#)
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Note writers are so lame it's not even funny. This post was good though, as per usual.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:45:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:45:50 EST (#)
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http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:45:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:44:55 EST (#)
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i wasn't sniffing the crotch of those tights, you know.
i was just closely looking at the texture of the material, that's all.
really....
it's the truth
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:29:25 EST (#)
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Funny enough.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:17:31 EST (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:12:54 EST (#)
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next try using random notes depicting two battling flatmates in a back and forth note duel
oh the hilarity
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get wet end amongst the other diseases you have contracted?
Scrapie?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:09:43 EST (#)
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-2 minimal effort
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:09:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:07:22 GMT (#)
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slightly entertaining
perhaps some credit to whatever site you took all of these notes from unless you photographed them yourself in which case you have a lot more time than I do.
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culled from all over the shop
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:07:32 EST (#)
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you took pictures of it though. Odd
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:07:22 EST (#)
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slightly entertaining
perhaps some credit to whatever site you took all of these notes from unless you photographed them yourself in which case you have a lot more time than I do.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
smell the rage
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-19 08:04:32 EST (#)
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Have you lived with all these note leavers?!:)
Awesome.