The Wild Jennifer is a species that lacks a colon. (757 hits)
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Submitted by Antioxident (View user info) at 2007-12-19 21:08:38 EST
It also lacks a proper digestive system, making it physically impossible for it to consume solid food matter. The Wild Jennifer is a species that lives solely on such products as urine, semen, and tomato soup. The Wild Jennifer is a strange species, indigenous to the planet Uranus, but was brought back to Earth by John Lennon during the year 2036. Until then, the African environment was stable at best, but after the introduction of the Jennifer, the environment boomed, as the Jennifer was now there to dispose of the waste products for the country. Never again did and will they live in poverty, as long as the Wild Jennifer's population stays steadily increasing.
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-21 22:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
merry christmas Antioxident. *Your* mum rang, and wants her hair straightener back.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
colons are fickle things
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-20 17:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I didn't have a colon.
curry is so nice, but only in a 'one-way' capacity
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh cat humour. when will it ever get old. never i say. never.
i totally just fell asleep there for a few seconds. heavy.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:23:25 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:11:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-20 08:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-20 04:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Inside joke I'm not getting?
Better -2 die to be safe
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-20 04:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not as rocking as my tale!
But you rocks me socks!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2007-12-20 04:06:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-20 01:06:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-19 22:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lulz