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SPT/OPT: Shit Post Thursday/ORLY Post Thursday. Merry Christmas Ubersite, even Captain Thorns. (683 hits)

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Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-20 14:07:26 EST




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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God, how many more to go?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uniter Christmas comp prize +2!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

y halo thar yesterday. merry christmas.

Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

posts like this deserve more respect

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-21 00:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-20 21:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh, I almost lol'd.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-20 16:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My local indian takeaway gave me a bottle of semi-decent red wine with my curry tonight by way of a xmas pressie.

I drank it all within 20 mins of finishing my vindaloo, which may explain why I laughed at this.

+2 for that, although I suspect that if I click this post tomorrow I'll have one of those 'WTF' moments.

Merry xmas, whoever you may be,
I am teh lord of the bog, I be,
and I'll think of you, when I have dump tra-lee
coz I am the lord of the bog I b-

shit

kleenex, anyone?


Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rate the post, not the p- oh shit, don't do that either.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah..... no

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Plop

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

E-feuds are typically entertaining. This one isn't, really.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-20 15:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ho ho ughhh

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Erm, no. I'm not an alter, and I'm not a "he." It's not secret what your first name is, dumbass. You're not that cryptic when you're whining all over "oh my god, stop calling me by my first name, whine whine cheese whine."

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh goodness...I guess this alter just blew his identity.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you let me worry about my supposed craving for attention, and you worry about keeping your pants zipper away from your dingle. I mean, you don't have much to work with as it is, and you surely don't want to waste it, right Simon?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I never said I had standards, but you aren't skilled enough to get the attention you crave. No matter what I do, it's fucking newsworthy, you hear?

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't think so.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Die, fat loser. I can't write worth a damn, I don't want to spoil your "serious writers forum." I mean, what with your high quality standards, posting pictures of your latest cuntwhistle of a girlfriend and pictures of your pen0s.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Two below


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ROFLCOPTER

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I tell you what, shit heap. Make one post that has at least 3 paragraphs in it I'll personally make sure it gets to heated.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah but he'll be too busy Nair©®™ing his filthy asscrack with his pants 'round his ankles, and he won't be able to do anything but weep.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll fucking kill you if you have another partner.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Naw, stay with Fungah, he's a special guy. And I don't mean "Shlongy" special.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Although my other lover sicosemen will be jealous if he catches me making out with someone else.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, CT, I do declair! I'm all of a dither... I might even dump Fungah for you if you're lucky.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's all good. Let's kiss and make up...where's that mistletoe?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto name-drop +2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you so hard.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nO, no, No, NO

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed more than I'd be willing to admit in public.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i smiled.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 14:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't get enough of LOLcats or the ORLY owl. Someone needs to get a day job... or maybe some friends?


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