Jingle Bells (810 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.05 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-20 20:28:08 EST
My mom is wearing Christmas bracelet with little bells on it. Every time she moves it jingles.
She's always moving because she is neurotic.
That bracelet is driving. Me. Insane.
I've asked her to take it off because it is making me crazy, but she is also very stubborn. This means that when you ask her to reverse a decision she has made, she becomes personally insulted and is even more motivated to follow through with her decision out of pride.
I fear she may wear the bracelet consistently until Valentine's Day.
Jingle in the hall, jingle in the kitchen, jingle in the bathroom, jingle in the bedroom, jingle all the fucking day.
Time for a drink.
User Reviews
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-22 21:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish some desperate woman would make me one of her bad decisions this time of year.
Or any other time of year.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-22 17:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate christmas. Some of my worst decisions regarding men are made during this time of year.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 09:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The guy from "The Office"???
You can't dream any better than THAT?
Where did Shlongy fit into all this?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-22 09:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Last night I dreamt about John Krasinski. We flirted at a restaurant and went back to his place and engaged in hours of intensely hot foreplay. When I couldn't take it anymore, I begged him to fuck me and he refused. WHAT A TEASE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You "love" that???
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how pathetic fucknuts like sicoseman can get away with ordering girls to suck their cocks on the Internet. It must be a nice break for you--we all know that in real life you have to try really, really hard to get anything more than trashy bar skanks to talk to you, you immature little boy.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A perfect 0.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 11:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't a two, but it entertained me for some odd reason, and it's just a number, so...shnarf tarts.
Merry Blowjobmas.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 10:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-21 10:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that bracelet.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-21 09:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll drink to that.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-21 09:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I started drinking again, which was a bad decision, I think.
Merry whatever
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kick her in the box?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get back to camwhores and emailing me for cyber-sex.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-21 08:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Move out.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
merry christmas obeesa. lay off the twinkies.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, move out of the house, you stupid fuck shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut.
the.
fuck.
up.
and.
suck.
my.
cock.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nope, it seems impossible to give a shit pot like this a +2, apparently.
don't say I didn't try
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wait, let me try that again.
+2!!!!!!!!
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 05:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 muthafucka.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-12-21 04:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it won't be that bad once you've moved out and you'll only hear it that 1 day per year you visit.
cheers and very christmas
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-21 04:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Technically the only thing you can do is play Drum and Bass really loud like Father Fintan Stack.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-21 04:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas, have a dingly dangly old time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-21 02:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-21 00:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK IT WHEN IT MOVES
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-20 22:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just fuck off already bubba.
jesus.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-20 22:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up Bubba, two below
((((
You are just aS STUPID AS EVERYONE ELSE HERE, Mr. ToBeDone.
You be callin me Buba, and I say you suck, you fukin idiot.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-20 21:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-20 21:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just came back from North Point Mall. It is indeed time for a drink. Cheers.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up Bubba, two below
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Move out.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-20 20:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jingle the dingle. Pull the dingle. Dangle the dingle.
Dingle. What a fucking dumb word. +2.