Cat Puke Wrecked My Fucking Keyboard (748 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1.06 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MikeyB (View user info) at 2007-12-21 06:12:32 EST
Yes, I'm an alter. Get over it.
Had to post something over than "WTF is NSFW" and "Where did -2 die come from"
I'll keep it simple.
Normally when cats choke on a hairball, they just hack a little bit.
But my cat just choked up something that resembled a roman coin.
I'm keeping it to stick in the arcade machines at the local park
The manager won't like it much, but fuck him.
He's a coon.
Merry Christmas, Uber.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is marginally better than the usual fake-n00b alter post, I'll give you that. Plus the Roman coin comparison made me laugh for some reason.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 10:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 10:47:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
merry christmas mikey. now you're an adult you should probably progress to 'mike'. It's more grown-up and less high-rotation top 40 dj. You can be mike on the mikes. that's awesome.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:48:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:47:57 EST (#)
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do any of u guys do foot jobs?
i could go for one right now
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sad now
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
weeeeeeeeeeeeeps
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Denied, game over.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 12:40:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy?
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Guess again?
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HBTS?
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:42:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you probably licked it off, so don't lie
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I never said otherwise
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 12:40:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy?
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Guess again?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you probably licked it off, so don't lie
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't bother, my heart belongs to another.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yar..........
love u
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, +2ing yourself makes you look more of a cunt than you already are?
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yes, yes I do, mi amigo :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, +2ing yourself makes you look more of a cunt than you already are?
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
northern scum
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never said it was anything good.
you get what u deserve this day and age by gum.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Northern neighbour? What? Fuck you. This was awful.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
u upset ur northern neighbour
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-21 07:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up.