Merry Christmas Uber: The Uniter and Shlongy (2428 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.7 on 110 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShlongyClaus (View user info) at 2007-12-21 13:56:20 EST
What the fuck were you expecting? The Uniter doesn't exit.
He's a figment of Apollo's imagination.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-09 21:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The course I just played is no Bethpage (love the place, BTW) - but 6300+ from the Blues so long enough.
http://www.eaglespointegolf.com/main.htm
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-09 21:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Putt Putt FTW.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-09 20:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, 35 is pretty impressive. the last time i played was at bethpage... not the black course but this one was hard enough, the red, which opens up with a 500 yard par four.
I hit an okay drive, slightly off the fairway, but I was still 260 yards or so from the green.
I don't have a club in my bag that can go that far. Thunderstorms came in after hole 7, so we took rainchecks and packed it up. I was glad, as it was not looking good. I'm going to use the raincheck and play an easier course.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-09 20:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just played a "late, free nine" on my course with my retired neighbor, Al. We were probably 2 of 4 people on the entire course.
I three putted number 9 for 35. That's not a typo.
On aerated greens, no less. Bumpy as your back.
First time I have even picked up a club in 3 weeks.
No wonder I hit it straight the entire fucking round.
Best score I've put up in a year. I'm pretty certain I would have thrown up a 45 on the back to neutralize it though.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-09 19:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
no i'd probably pull out a four and hook it into the trees, then get poison ivy trying to find my ball, which i wouldn't, get angry, quit, and go to the clubhouse to drink.
that's the kind of player i am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-09 08:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes...A fucking 2-iron.
It was playing about 195.
You can hit whatever you want to, Studly.
I stiffed a 2-iron.
You can hit your 5 iron to 50 feet if you want
Then...
You can go fuck yourself.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 23:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a two iron from 179? I mean even if it's playing long...
a two iron from 179 yards? I mean i don't know the conditions... maybe the wind in your face was of hurricane-like force. But still...
A two? From 179? In that situation, with the lake, I'm sure you'd rather go long than short but...
A two iron?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope...179 yards to the pin...one club wind...playing probably 195.
That was a sweet 2-iron to about 15-20 feet. No shit. Best 2-iron I hit all last year.
A photographer and the rest of my foursome as witnesses.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
presume that's a v.short par 3 otherwise you're way too far behind that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-06 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is how you do it, sico.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 15:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
REATLITORY -2's RULE!!!
How old are you Darth Famine? I'm gonna take a stab and say 15.
You MIGHT be 19 but with the maturity of a 15-year-old...and most likely, the penis size of a 9 year old.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-24 14:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about I'll take you for a ride in one and buy you a drink.
I just drove 330 miles round trip to Jacksonville and back to watch the Raiders get their asses kicked.
I have a headache and I'm very tired.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 shlongy.
buy me a car?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2007-12-22 22:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
lessons!
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-22 20:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, Shlongy auto +2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-22 20:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.thegolfcourses.net/golfcourses/CA/11048.htm
yeah, i know it's not much, but it's close to walk to if i wanted....
plus it's pretty much "smoke"-free
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-22 20:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why argue about proper golf form? Can't we all come together in the spirit of Christmas, set aside our petty differences and agree that golf is for faggots?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 19:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whiny fucktard below.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-12-22 15:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've got nothin' on me, chump.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-22 12:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice biceps, I think I saw that shirt in an episode of Seinfeld.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-12-22 12:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God, you're such an ugly bastard.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-12-22 11:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You only let straight dudes suck you off?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 11:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHOA! I rescind the offer.
PS. LESS CAFFEINE, Howie.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-12-22 11:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 09:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess "Poots" is having trouble deciding today.
MAYBE A BIG FAT SUCK OF MY DICK WILL HELP STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT.
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Maybe it would. I've never heard of that as being a cure for indecisiveness but I'm sure it's only because my head is already pumped full of semen and my momma is really fat. Also I have uncontrollable acne and my momma is fat and stupid. I forgot to mention that I like cock alot OH AND WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS THE PERFECT WAY TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS AND THAT POINT IS THAT I LIKE DICK AND MY MOMMA IS FAT I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOMMA BUT I LIKE TO THINK THAT MAYBE SOME DAY IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU WILL. She's also by default of being my momma really dumb....and ugly. I'm dumb too oh and like to suck cock so I guess I should say thank you for offering me your cock. I will suck it and hopefully it will straighten, nice pun by the way, me right out.
When can we meet up Romeo? I want to get this cock sucking over with so I can go back to baby sitting my retarded fat ugly mother.
p.s.-I'm gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 11:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah...NO ONE down here looks like him.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My uncle still goes down there to golf. You've probably seen him on the links. He's fat and bald. You can't miss him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They're still here and from what I can gether, they remember you, too.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My rich uncle used to take us all to Hilton Head. I remember alligators. That's about it. Sorry, I just woke up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Back in the stone age"???
We probably graduated together.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all kidding aside, you look a lot like my grandfather in this picture. hes an alright golfer, played semi pro baseball back in the stone age.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck it all... i would have brought my own sticks too...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...it was an overcast, brisk and windy day - like today - at Oldfield.
http://www.crescent-resources.com/communit/oldfield/
You should have taken the gig.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-22 09:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is that a course on hilton head? you know, i was supposed to be in an agatha christie play at the theatre they have there... but I turned it down for another job.
I wish I had taken it now. I'll bet I could have coaxed shlongy to take me golfing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-22 09:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess "Poots" is having trouble deciding today.
MAYBE A BIG FAT SUCK OF MY DICK WILL HELP STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-12-22 08:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick lips
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-12-22 08:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yearning*
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-12-22 08:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yearn*
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-12-22 08:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Bob Barker was one of those people that couldn't put on weight. Probably depression. Old sad sack of shit turns to food to allieviate the yerning to fuck broads more than half his age. Oh what a sad state of affairs.
I'm sorry Bob Barker.
Maybe this will cheer you up.
COME ON DOWN!!!!...http://theprofessional.net/images/fatass.jpg
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-22 03:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason he's golfing in this picture, or at all, is for charity. All the proceeds from this one are going to the fight against breast cancer. Sure, make your jokes, but it's a worthy cause, and it needs all the help it can get.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-22 02:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We all know that Apollo is the uniter.
And I think you may be opening your hips a bit too soon. It's hard to tell from that angle but it appears as though while you may be getting some accuracy with that alignment, I know that you're not getting any power. What do you hit that 3 iron, about 190?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-22 00:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-21 23:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice pirate shirt, gaylord.
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chortle
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-21 23:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This is the sort of thing that would be funny if there were a setup and a punchline.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-21 23:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks like your arse is stapled to your hip.
nice pirate shirt, gaylord.
'black microfibre trou'? microfibre. classy. did you get them in the 'wee monsieur' section at kmart?
ok im done.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2007-12-21 23:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
foamy beat you in a rip battle....
toads
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-21 23:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Club Med sucks
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I know I've pasted that before, but whatever...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-21 22:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW'S IT GOIN', EISENHOWER???
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-21 20:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I stepped up to the platform,
The man gave me the news,
He said you must be jokin', son.
Where did you get those shoes?"
Merry Christmas, old man.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-21 19:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...
How do you play with yourself?
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I have a 0 handicap with THAT. I won my own trophy.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-12-21 19:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
exit? Exist?
Top job dipshit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhh... you lost me there towards the end, love.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There have been a lot of complaints already: Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass... POOR CADDYING.
****
the fairways on the course that i use needs some serious mooing, so i was wondering if moo and yours might be up to it...
or down to it, moo might moo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The last 4 reviews ALL KICK ASS.
My fans...you GOTTA love them!
(Because if you don't, no one will)
Sid the kid- http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/39333
You are also, right about Fred Taylor, although, I don't need anyone busting out for 150 yards on Sunday. I'm 0 for my last 6 Raiders games.
Off for cocktails and perhaps, some fish, with Mrs. Shlongy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There have been a lot of complaints already: Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass... POOR CADDYING.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're a fucking queer.
did you see the bruins/pens game? probably the best game all season. 4-0, back to 4-4, three fights, one including sid crosby, and two faggotty fights between chara and laraque. laraque is the world's biggest homo. nothing but takedowns.
had so much potential, both times.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not like it matters, but I can't believe Fred Tayler got snubbed AGAIN.
I don't like him all that much, but he's too good to not make it to one Pro Bowl, ridiculous.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-21 18:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, i drove the 1hr+ to see this one and everyone in the stands, at least around our drunk asses had a great time
i manage about to go to about 60%-70% of the games and trade the rest of the tickets for favors and business shit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But did you see the fights? http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/39341
Nice action, for a change.
I'm going to see The Raiders Sunday in Jacksonville...field passes for before the game...marginal seats during.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok i will stare at your ass in those funny trousers
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
41 seconds and they're short-handed
41 motherfucking seconds and it's over
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
we all know what happens with shoot-outs
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget to jack off, first.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ive just had 4 shots of jd so i think i maybe ready for bed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You too, Shaky.
Time to leave work and start cocktailing it up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and merry christmas!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice shoes cowboy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm an 8...have been as low as a 5 a few years ago when I was playing 100 rounds a year.
Now, if I break 80 I throw a party for myself.
The last couple of years hasn't been my best era, and then I capped it off by breaking my shoulder in February this year.
Surprisingly, since I started playing again, I'm actually hitting it better.
How do you play with yourself?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S.: How'd you play?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice ass, too, or so I've been told.
By women, too!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy:
You swing a golf club like my dad. That's a good thing; his handicap is very low.
Sweater-vests aren't your best look. Wouldn't a smart windbreaker do you more favors?
You don't look fat.
Nice shoes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S JUST A BAD CAMERA ANGLE.
And 5-8 lbs of excess FAT.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll "face the facts" when you face that roll, mister.
And not the kind you stuff your face with, unless you're sicosemen on a bad night.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 11:52:30 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant this one, Fatty McFatterson.
Seriously though...
Show me some o' that roll, baby.
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Forgot to link...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 17:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! NO MORE FAT JOKES.
Let's face the facts- you've seen enough Uber camwhores to realize that Shlongy is EASILY the thinnest person on this site.
OK, maybe SECOND thinnest...can't beat Forensicbeave in that department.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your typing is really impressive considering how hard it must be to accurately hit the keys with your sausage fingers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooppps...
The present for lovely Lisa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4VZkerKQy0&feature=related
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where did you find this picture of Great Granddad?
I miss him...
Lisa Lisa- it's OK to admit that you're dying to make out with Shlongy...You'll feel better once you say it outloud.
Here is my present to you, Lisa:
It's a band called Rockpile doing "Sweet Little Lisa" and if this isn't the best thing you've ever heard, I'll refund your money.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensicslice;
Sure, in real life it's a dork look - but on the links, just like when I'm not on the course, Shlongy is the best dressed man in America.
Footjoy Saddle/Golf Shoes...Black micro-fiber trou...White mock turtleneck w/logo - and spiffy black sweater vest.
You should have seen me that day...I looked SPECTACULAR.
I can't believe that get up doesn't make you want to hop the next freight train to Hilton Head and blow me.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 16:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see anything wrong with his clothes, except for the fact that sweater vests are ridiculous and illogical, but let's not even get into that.
Besides, we should consider ourselves lucky he's wearing any at all, at this point.
Show me your roll!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok
You and I are homegirls. You know that.
But I gotta say.....
Your outfit is rather unflattering. I know it's a golfer thing, but still.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where did you find this picture of Great Granddad?
I miss him...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm surprised you haven't thrown your back out trying to squeeze old lady boobs dragging on the floor.
I bet they're fun for cats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No...no...steak is right.
Shlongy is a caring, giving fellow, looking after people and doing his best to better the world.
And, maybe grab some old ladies titties and stuff, as long as I'm in the neighborhood.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Easily one of the gayest reviews I've ever read below.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-21 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you horrible people harassing this sweet old man? You wouldn't be yelling at him if this was a picture of him volunteering at the pediatric burn unit like he usually does, or on every one of his saturdays helping cook and serve at soup kitchens, helping kids get off drugs at rehab centers, or reading to the blind like he does on tuesdays. You bastards should be ashamed of yourselves.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 11:32:22 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah....Merry Xmas again!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92786
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 11:32:10 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up, fatty.
SHOW ME YOUR ROLL!
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I meant this one, Fatty McFatterson.
Seriously though...
Show me some o' that roll, baby.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure blame the shirt, Tubbins.
I bet you had a sweaty upper lip after you waddled your way over to the ball.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:37:12 CST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
The ball, dumbass.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
The ball, dumbass.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol exit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah....Merry Xmas again!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92786
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up, fatty.
SHOW ME YOUR ROLL!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
CALGONE TAKE ME AWAYYYYYYYYYY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow..."a former fatguy". Like those dudes on "The Biggest Loser"???
That's HARSH.
Never been a fat guy...just wearing a big, blousy, goddamn turtleneck to protect myself from the 40 mph winds that were blowing our asses around the golf course last month during this round.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a fat guy that lost a lot of weight but kept all of the fat skin on his upper arms.
Happy holidays, former lardass.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 11:20:04 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations on the improved computer skills, btw.
Do you enjoy sicosemens crush?
You should pretend to be in his neck of the woods sometime, and tell him to meet you for a drink in some bar at least two hours drive from where he lives.
Then he would sit there until closing time, devastated you stood him up.
Nah. That's too much work. It's more his style to make a real effort to embarrass someone to feel better about himself.
Never mind.
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I didn't read this, n00b.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This two is so you can have your fun. Your last post getting knocked off the front page was pretty damn (there used to be a kind of before this word, but it wasn't good enough) funny, but I don't want you to get too butthurt, so yeah.
Do something funny for your next post though, please, or my wrath will be all fuckin', wrath like and shit.
I'm too hungover to be witty. Also, me.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations on the improved computer skills, btw.
Do you enjoy sicosemens crush?
You should pretend to be in his neck of the woods sometime, and tell him to meet you for a drink in some bar at least two hours drive from where he lives.
Then he would sit there until closing time, devastated you stood him up.
Nah. That's too much work. It's more his style to make a real effort to embarrass someone to feel better about himself.
Never mind.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, I forgot just how good looking I was until I saw this action snapshot.
Where are the broads???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"7 handicap" my ass.
I'm an 8 and you couldn't carry my clubs, much less my jock, fatboy.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was okay. I just wanted to see if it would drop off the front page with another deuce, but apparently the reviews of the poster don't count towards that particular process.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Legend of Tea Bagger Vance.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try squaring your shoulders a bit more and you might take some strokes off, amateur.
its hard to square your shoulders when you have Osteoporosis
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a 7 handicap, rookie. Let me know when you need a lesson.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...I shoot "100".
I think the last time I shot 100, I was about 11.
You were still just semen on your mom's chin back then.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 14:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you need to keep that elbow in closer throughout the swing. That planter foot is all wrong as well. What do you shoot, 100's?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hit that 3 iron to about 12', 9" and at the time, was leading for "Closest to the Pin", the prize probably being "Season passes to the Opera" or something.
But it didn't hold up and we won nothing.
We did make the birdie, though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try squaring your shoulders a bit more and you might take some strokes off, amateur.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, he doesn't "exist", either.
Fuck me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-21 13:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It fucking worked...It's a miracle.