menstrual camwhore (4880 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.2 on 126 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-23 04:29:12 EST
I took some emo pictures and wrote an emo post, and I thought to myself, "Why am I so emo today?"
Then I felt something wet in my pants and pulled them down and they were covered in blood!
Merry Christmas, Ubersite!
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From that angle you resemble a girl I dated in high school.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-25 02:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
need more and from a better angle
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY'S DAUGHTER
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2007-12-30 04:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww :) You are such a darling :)
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Emo? You look more like an Emu!
What,you don't even know yer own menstrual cycle.Or do you ride a harley?
What,are you 12 years old or heavily on crack?
Stuff a sock in it and yer mouth too.
Merry Menstrual christmas !
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Very cool hair.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tell you what; i will give you a packet of wotsits and you will give me a good rodgering, i mean i will give you a good rodgering, or do i...........heh
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD A WOMAN.
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't actually do your hair and makeup and gloss those dick suckers for an uber camwhore, did you?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your hair looks awesome.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sort of look familiar
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-26 13:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:21:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
How come Shlongy's camwhores don't get an automatic 2000 hits?
Oh, that's right....I keep forgetting that I don't have a vagina.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113908
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Whats that thing on your face then? oh yes its your nose.
heh
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-23 08:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
because the waif look just isn't cool anymore.
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The people who say the waif look isn't cool anymore are usually fat chicks.
But then I am pretty partial to athletic women some the "pushin cushion" disgusts me, I'd rather bruise my groin on thin woman's pubic bone than smell that fat cheese that hangs out in the rolls of flesh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-26 09:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:47:48 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
TheUniter just entertained me for 15 minutes.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-26 06:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have a long upper lip
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-12-26 01:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bears can smell the menstruation.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-25 12:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes good lube, no?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:21:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
How come Shlongy's camwhores don't get an automatic 2000 hits?
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Hits usually mean nothing except that a post has become something of a chat room.
Oh, lung said something funny, I was going to copy/paste, but...too late now.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ass kickin stare
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How come Shlongy's camwhores don't get an automatic 2000 hits?
Oh, that's right....I keep forgetting that I don't have a vagina.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113908
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TheUniter just entertained me for 45 minutes.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're cam-whores just aren't the same since Kaos-King left.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But she's really, really, really good at sucking.
Nice Rosa Parks hair, Waifmobile.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's true. Sacrilicious's posts HAVE sucked in the last few months.
But not as bad as this one, Bloody Betty.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-12-24 00:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being hot. Man I missed a lot being at school and all
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-23 23:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like this picture. My older sister tortured me as a small child, and ever since then, mean women have turned me on. Lisa looks like the kind of woman who knows her way around a cat o' nine tails.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-23 22:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
And you were such a cute kid too. What the Hell happened?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-12-23 21:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's my kind of camwhore.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-23 21:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:)
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-23 21:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i actually like this picture a lo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-23 20:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the Uniter.
Lisa, not that you give a fuck, but I think that although you're normally a pretty girl with sexy legs, this is a fucking horrid picture of you.
Merry Christmas Uber!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 20:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merry Christmas, sweetcheeks. Expect more +2s that serve only to diminish your posts in some undefined way in the future.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-23 20:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For a while, I entertained the idea that TheUniter was Orgasmatron, but then I peeked and he doens't rate Saccy very well, so that can't be true.
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HAHA- That's the first time I've heard that guess, I think. Yes, it's not O's style- and not just because of how my posts are rated by either of them. Though, to be fair, the 'quality,' if you will, of my posts has been subpar in recent months, more often than not, so your ratings have been more than kind, lungfish.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought that *of* somebody else. Rum is nice.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also thought for a while that TheUniter might be ampersand. I have a lovely buzz. And I'm alone, which is lovely.
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Wait...no I didn't. I thought that was somebody else. Never mind
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Add that to your list, TheUniter, if you please.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also thought for a while that TheUniter might be ampersand. I have a lovely buzz. And I'm alone, which is lovely.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, scourge.
Merry Christmas.
I know you are a loving husband and stepfather.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i simply fume at those ratings. sometimes i kick the dog to let out all the pent up rage you cause.
i beg of you, please leave my emotions be for the duration of the holidays or i don't know what i'll do.
Merry Christmas!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, assholy at least has a sense of humour.
Scourge and red are just mad because I gave them less than a +2 some time in the past.
Seriously. It's as simple as that.
Some people really don't like getting anything less than a +2, and they hold grudges for a long time against an internet persona.
I get nasty comments all the time and it doesn't change any future ratings.
I just gave Mccallum a +2 and he hates me.
But his story was good, so that's the rating.
I do like to fuck with scourge, though.
A -2 every now and then is too much fun because he squeals like a piglet.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
night, red.
night, TheUniter. i wish you would regain what funny you used to have. maybe santa will bring you some.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
92 proof rum hits harder than 80 proof beam. Interesting.
For a while, I entertained the idea that TheUniter was Orgasmatron, but then I peeked and he doens't rate Saccy very well, so that can't be true. Also, I'll admit to be curious who TheUniter is. It's one of the few interesting things that keeps that keeps me here.
Fuck that's pathetic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm outtie five thousand. Two more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78627
TheUniter - go have a read - maybe it's pertinent - or at the very least, I hope vaguely interesting.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are the one that follows me about after i said (probably hilariously so) some long winded tirade you left was not amusing , old fellow. or is it gal?
i don't like calling you an 'it', you poor dear, i am just unsure what pronoun i am to conveniently use and don't want to offend by choosing incorrectly.
what sort of genitals do you have, TheUniter? my guess would be the 'unused' variety, but beyond that is what i was seeking really. (see what i did there? lowest common denominator humour. i'm rather ashamed of myself, but when in Rome...)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-24 00:16:31 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha scourge.
I -2d one of his posts for fun and it's like the gift that keeps on giving.
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for fun? Now you've lost the last little bit of credibility you had.
Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-24 00:14:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Make up your mind, professorfake.
First you complain I don't say anything, then you ask me to reveal myself, and now you want me to go back to no information at all.
I need precise instruction.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-argument-lose.php
At least the last thing took some discipline. You're too easily baitable these days my little cauliflower.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha scourge.
I -2d one of his posts for fun and it's like the gift that keeps on giving.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Make up your mind, professorfake.
First you complain I don't say anything, then you ask me to reveal myself, and now you want me to go back to no information at all.
I need precise instruction.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...it's actually fairly easy to get it to the level where it makes baseless 'insults' in retaliation for poking at it.
kind of pathetic, really, to see it act much like the rest of the less intelligent users around here. poke a hole in an argument or say something negative about it and it'll say you work at McDonalds or tell you you're dumb or something. poor show, doing all that. but i don't expect much of anyone around here.
it has just adopted the whole 'when in Rome...' mentality i guess.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the record, i agree with the uniter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
QUICK EVERYONE
let's flock to bigmike's page and -2 - that'll teach him a lesson that he'll not soon forget!
hmmm
perhaps not
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-24 00:06:46 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
That last bit must be why I have been accused of being this 'TheUniter' creature. I am grossly offended by the levelling of that particular accusation, btw, and would like it to cease on fronts.
Better to be accused of being Bubba than that, really.
Thanks all for your consideration.
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Now THAT is low.
TheUniter doesn't deserve that. He works hard at his no comments I'll have you know. He's getting far too human though - I liked it better when he was as faceless as a spam bot. Now he's got feelings and whatnot.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate it when it does that
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha
Okay, red.
You win.
My real username is
Bigmike
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That last bit must be why I have been accused of being this 'TheUniter' creature. I am grossly offended by the levelling of that particular accusation, btw, and would like it to cease on fronts.
Better to be accused of being Bubba than that, really.
Thanks all for your consideration.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
Getting a bit prickly?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION!
- Brian Blessed
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always +2 forensic and sacrilicious. Oh well...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 19:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 23:57:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
What is this 'rating normally' of which you speak?
And what account do you believe I have which utilizes this strange method of review?
Pray, thrill me with your acumen professor fake.
I thought the ratings didn't matter, but I'll indulge your hypocrisy for what I know will be a fascinating answer.
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Why your main account of course. The one you're slightly disenchanted with because ratings have fallen off just a tad - perhaps one or two users have bombed you once too often and now you're bitter.
But don't worry! For TheUniter is here to rectify all the wrongs! Long time has Uber suffered under arbitrary ratings, Apollo getting +2s while you sit there collecting I've Seen Betters when you know you deserve oh so much more.
Do you know what a pseud is?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Reading the Wizard of Oz is a little swishy, yes.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What is this 'rating normally' of which you speak?
And what account do you believe I have which utilizes this strange method of review?
Pray, thrill me with your acumen professor fake.
I thought the ratings didn't matter, but I'll indulge your hypocrisy for what I know will be a fascinating answer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 23:54:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
AHA! You actually read the Wizard of Oz.
I knew you were a fairy.
I'm a yank.
We wait for the films.
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Reading is for fairies now?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or do you believe I have another, more popular username which I'm afraid to sully?
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Just exactly that. Now - you could prove me wrong by outing yourself - why not consider it a half arsed christmas gift to the rest of Uber?
Don't be coy now sweetie
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
AHA! You actually read the Wizard of Oz.
I knew you were a fairy.
I'm a yank.
We wait for the films.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've noticed users are accused of being alters almost exclusively when others disapprove of their ratings, and since by your own admission ratings don't matter, I will chalk up your accusation to a lack of imagination and tip my cowboy hat to you.
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It was in reference to your holding at least one other account and rating 'normally' with that one - and then the ratings you give with your TheUniter account.
And you don't have a cowboy hat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 23:43:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
And Dorothy wore RED slippers, a fact of which someone of your persuasion should certainly be aware.
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Are you sure? Perhaps you should take a look at the book...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THAT'S EXCITING NEWS, LISA LISA!
PS. Shitty picture though.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And Dorothy wore RED slippers, a fact of which someone of your persuasion should certainly be aware.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The pussy is always better at home (because it's real), which is why I find it amusing boys such as yourself lose all wit and judgment over a few internet compliments from a cute girl on the other side of the globe.
Ratings seem to matter to you, which is the reason I'm engaging you here. I read a few of your previous comments complaining about mine, and so I decided to yank your chain.
I can't speak to Gnarls shallowness or lack thereof. I've had no 'dealings.'
Like I said, I like her fine, but she's a bit of a female Perkman, isn't she?
A bucket of warm spit is actually the historical value of the U.S Vice Presidency.
At least it was until the election of the current monumental boob now inhabiting the White House.
As for alters, a username by definition is an alter, isn't it? That means redskieslookfake is an "alter," is it not?
Or do you believe I have another, more popular username which I'm afraid to sully?
I've been accused of being everyone from Apollo to Zebra. Even Bubba2341 and JonnyX, two of the more insulting offerings, to be sure, but none I find all that offensive.
I've noticed users are accused of being alters almost exclusively when others disapprove of their ratings, and since by your own admission ratings don't matter, I will chalk up your accusation to a lack of imagination and tip my cowboy hat to you.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your pupils are dilated. are you on crack?
Haha...my pupils are ALWAYS dilated. People thought I was a pothead in high school. Probably just low-level mercury toxicity from vaccines, amalgam, and in utero exposure to amalgam.
I love wine...mmmm.
Bye.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*tips bowler hat*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*does a yell search*
Actually - forget that. I just never shop in them because I'm far too middle class
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never seen a cost cutter
perhaps a southern thing?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 23:01:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
You laugh at Gnarls because she appeals to your vanity. You wouldn't give her an honest rating for fear of giving offence. I like her posts just fine, but hilarious they are not.
It's the old "does this dress make me look fat" conundrum.
A strawberry is a crack-whore in the U.S.
Costcutter is an English convenience store.
You really shouldn't be so obtuse.
It's human nature for an otherwise intelligent man such as yourself to lose his wits to the wiles of a pretty girl.
Pussy walks in the door and brains fly out the window.
You DO know what pussy is, right?
Pussy is to you like Oz was to Dorothy.
Only in your dreams.
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Firstly, don't talk about giving offence when you hide behind an alter. You display far too much knowledge to be anything but. That's no surprise though.
I believe Oz was a metaphor for an outrageous fairy tale. The reality being of course the clicking your silver slippers together would take you home, where - to use your own charming analogy, the pussy is better?
And finally, you know Uber is just a website right? Ratings don't really matter. I think if Gnarls (or anyone else) viewed friendship on the basis of +2s or -2s - they'd be a pretty shallow person and not worth much more than a bucket of warm spit.
merry christmas to you too Ophelia!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They have Costcutter in the US too, no?
Merry Christmas, Red, btw.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You laugh at Gnarls because she appeals to your vanity. You wouldn't give her an honest rating for fear of giving offence. I like her posts just fine, but hilarious they are not.
It's the old "does this dress make me look fat" conundrum.
A strawberry is a crack-whore in the U.S.
Costcutter is an English convenience store.
You really shouldn't be so obtuse.
It's human nature for an otherwise intelligent man such as yourself to lose his wits to the wiles of a pretty girl.
Pussy walks in the door and brains fly out the window.
You DO know what pussy is, right?
Pussy is to you like Oz was to Dorothy.
Only in your dreams.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TMFI
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
" fleeting thrill of randy strokes like some cheap strawberry in the alley behind the local Costcutter. "
No idea what any of that meant. Can you translate into proper English please? Bloomin' colonials.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gnarls makes me laugh. netimportant doesn't.
besides which - debating what's a fair rating with you would be a teensy bit ridiculous don't you think?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your pupils are dilated. are you on crack?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your face makes an almost equilateral triangle in this shot...which i guess tim already noted below.
but fuck it.
i'm sticking with that as it was the nicest thing i had to say about this and it's christmas time and all so i'm trying for a 'cheery' thing, here.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:45:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha redskies.
Too bad she doesn't send those flirty e-mails like gnarls, huh?
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I've never had any dealings with netwhatshername or lisa (lisa yes? before my time really)
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Precisely my point, Watson.
Both are attractive women who enjoy camwhoring and are unfairly maligned by many reviewers.
Gnarls professes her love for you and Lisa does not.
Your 'dealings' include +2s to Gnarls and -2s to Lisa, even though Lisa exhibits a modicum of humour and intelligence not readily apparent in the posts of Gnarls. (no offence to Gnarls, I don't think she tries too hard and I cast no aspersions on her intellectual prowess)
Since you appear to possess above average wit, I thereby deduce you trade ratings for the fleeting thrill of randy strokes like some cheap strawberry in the alley behind the local Costcutter.
Nothing wrong with that. Just making an observation.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-23 17:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42136
Why don't you die your hair black, paint your fingernails black, and start reciting 18th century French poetry?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm fine with that
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:45:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha redskies.
Too bad she doesn't send those flirty e-mails like gnarls, huh?
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I've never had any dealings with netwhatshername or lisa (lisa yes? before my time really)
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it up gonorrhea girl, Shlongy isn't going to sleep with you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where did you hide the salami?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-23 16:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kumquats, scourge.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 15:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I doubt you'll have to worry about that particular scenario, HadNone.
You've probably got a mini-fridge full of salami for a nightstand, anyway.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-23 14:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.
I'd kick you out of bed because your personality more than offsets your looks.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sexy.
Can I slip you some roofies? Er, I mean buy you a drink?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like your hair in this pic.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha redskies.
Too bad she doesn't send those flirty e-mails like gnarls, huh?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cunt?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisac? What is the C for?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your hair
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-23 13:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 10:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You constantly seek approbation from those you detest and demean ruthlessly. This might be a sign of lunacy. But what do I know? I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me.
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Best review this month.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2007-12-23 11:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Skank -
I wish you would have noted your post with a "NSFAE" (not suitable for after -eating), because after reading your comments, I burped bile......then, after seeing your picture, I projectile-vomited.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-23 10:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-23 10:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You constantly seek approbation from those you detest and demean ruthlessly. This might be a sign of lunacy. But what do I know? I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-12-23 09:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am pretty sure that I wouldn't even fuck you.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-23 09:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this camwhore is brought to you by the shape Triangle.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-23 09:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just what we need here at ubersite, menses.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-23 08:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
because the waif look just isn't cool anymore.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-23 08:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-23 05:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why?
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Why not?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-23 08:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 bleed to death
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-23 08:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish you and Perkman were dating.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-23 08:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-23 07:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a man here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-23 07:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well hello
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-23 07:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those eyes are saying either "I'm pissed off all to hell. Let's fuck" or "I'm bloated and cranky and if you so much as look at me the wrong way I'm gonna rip yer scrotum off an' shove it down yer throat."
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Either way, GAME ON!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-23 07:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
thanks. i'd prefer to not know that the menstruation cycle exists.
you look like an extra from boogie nights in that picture.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-23 06:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sad...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 05:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no likee
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-23 05:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-23 05:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-23 05:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 angry camwhore
I find that being pregnant all the time cures PMT.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-23 04:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I look like Rocky