Shlongy Takes the Field - Tries to Save Raiders Season w/camwhore (2789 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.35 on 127 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShlongyClaus (View user info) at 2007-12-24 08:54:41 EST
But alas, it was to no avail, as the playoff bound Jacksonville Jaguars snuck by the underdog Oakland Raiders, 49-11.
It was a close game, right up to the opening kickoff, when some doofus, returning the opening kickoff for the Raiders, bobbled the ball...and then stumbled all over himself duing a 2 yard return, setting the tone for what would be a blowout no more than 3 minutes into the game.
Yes, Shlongy did get the call from Oakland owner and managing partner Al Davis, and if I understood him correctly, he thought that an appearance by Shlongy, maybe to run a few plays from the QB position, might be exactly what the Raiders needed to rise to the occasion and lead this under-achiving team to their 5th victory of the season.
So I took him up on his offer, signed a one game contract for, with my siging bonus, around $400,000 to play in this one game. I spent probably half of that money on the first round that I bought in the stadium...$8 a beer? COOL!
Anyway....We got in the car early and 2 and half hours and 4 beers later, I pulled my car into Lot E in Jacksonville ($25 to park? What kind of scam is that? Oh, that's right, Shlongy parked for free) and I made my way to the stadium to get suited up. They had to find a uniform, pads and helmet in my size so while they searched the Kids department at the Jacksonville JC Penney for my Raiders uni, I hit the field to say hi to some old friends - Biletnikoff, Lamonica, Otto,, etc. and found that not only were none of these guys on the sidelines in Jacksonville, many of them had retired from football more than 25 years ago. Well, fuck me.
But while making a lap around the stadium, you should have seen the wave of Raiders fans - Raider Nation is alive and is everywhere - that were hanging over the rail from the front row wanting a piece of Shlongy...to talk with Shlongy...to have their pictures taken with Shlongy...to scream at Shlongy "How the fuck do YOU get to be on the field, you asshole?"
Heh. Well instead, I went out on the field to introduce myself to some of the new guys, check the field for crabgrass, snort some of the yardlines, etc. and ran into some dynamite broads dressed in festive holiday outfits complete with no panties! So after exchanging small talk, phone numbers, spit, etc., I decided to spend the rest of my afternoon trying to dislodge my hands from their dresses instead of suiting up and getting my ass kicked by the Jaguars ferocious pass rush. Cheerleaders love Shlongy and vice versa.
I hung around down on the fireld for the pre-game festivities, National Anthem, the Air Force "Flyover", some fireworks, and the first series of the game, in which the Raiders went 3 and out without any help from me.
I then pulled my pants off, ran across the field clapping my hands and yelling "CANASTA" at the top of my lungs (you may have missed that because CBS went to a commercial after the Raiders punted) and the crowd went absolutely bonkers while the stadium cops chased Shlongy around the fireld.
I was finally subdued - man, those tasers hurt a little bit, tee hee - around the 12 yard line, just 2 yards short of a first down.
Mrs. Shlongy made my bail and I was home in SC in time to watch the second half of the Vikes-Redskins snooze-fest last night.
I highly recommend hanging around on the field during NFL games- hell, during ANY sporting event - but don't wait for tickets or passes; You'll never get them.
Just drink 4 or 5 beers really quickly, take a deep breath, hop over the railing, and run your ass out on the field, diamond, ice, course, etc., until you are severely beaten by the men in uniform.
It'll be worth it for the chance to take in the sights, sounds, smelles, and beatings at a professional sporting event. And the cheers from the crowd???I'll never forget them.
And in case you're ondering, both of these broads smelled great- and that includes their YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT WILLIS!
How was your Sunday?
User Reviews
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-06-30 15:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahahahaha shorter than both chicks. . . lol.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-04-24 16:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 22:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just did three times in fact.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you spin kick your needle dick first, and then we'll talk, you semi-literate cocksucker?
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why do you care so much anout a stupid score on some web site? When you walk away frou your computer will it matter if ive given you a +2 or a -2?
lighten up, bro, before I spin kick you into submission
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:25:15 EST (#)
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i didn't give you a bad rating because it was in retaliation to something
itwas becauser your post sucked
deal with it, bitchtits
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:22:32 EST (#)
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SUcks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:27:58 EST (#)
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Sadly, I didn't come up with that one, Sac- I just stole it from someone and posted it because it tickled me.
Speaking of tickling, maybe you'd like to tickle my balls, yes?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:20:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:24:06 EST (#)
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+2 +2 +2!!!!!LOLZROFLCOPTER$@#!@#$#$$%@#$&*(*(*&@#$@#!%*()
Well, golly gee whiz! My mama always said 'If'n you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all' you silly pants butterscotch! Of course, that rule doesn't apply to me! I'll say what I want, you neener headed doo-doo face!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:14:54 EST (#)
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It sure DOES seem like Shlongy has been neutered.
There's no one worth arguing with around here.
Caul?
I have to wait in line.
How many times can someone call Kaelic a fag before that gets old?
This site blows.
Not my fault.
BUT THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:37:37 EST (#)
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Nice of those whores to keep your drunk ass from falling over. Grat photosho[p on teh background.
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1119041607451532407/1/Uber.jpg
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:41:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-06 10:20:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:18:53 EST (#)
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wow havent been here in awhile, you must be like 80 by now
You haven't missed much.
I'll let you know when I turn 59 and 1/2 so I can get my hands on another half a mill +. We can have drinks.
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Yeah right like they would let me into any of the establishments you frequent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:03:31 EST (#)
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Way over-priced for a blend.
Obviously, I've had bottles of it before but I've never paid for one.
It's going for $175+ a bottle these days.
The "Gold", if you like blends, costs a third as much and is just as good for 99.9% of the world- you'll never taste the difference.
I'd say just spend $65 on a bottle of Glen Livet 18 - the smoothest and tastiest scotch for the money there is.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:09:19 EST (#)
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Thoughts on Blue Label?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-06 10:20:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:18:53 EST (#)
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wow havent been here in awhile, you must be like 80 by now
You haven't missed much.
I'll let you know when I turn 59 and 1/2 so I can get my hands on another half a mill +. We can have drinks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:27:06 EST (#)
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CHARGERS ARE GONNA FUCK OVER THOSE TENNESSEE TWATS
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:18:53 EST (#)
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wow havent been here in awhile, you must be like 80 by now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 23:09:46 EST (#)
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One short cut into "the biz" is to start by blowing me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:02:12 EST (#)
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any tips on how to get started? I think I'd like to do this - not as a replacement for my real job, but for fun.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:36:47 PST (#)
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Yeah...it's real difficult to get "VO" work.
I've done about 500 radio ads and a small number of TV voiceovers over the years and I'm just an idiot without an agent.
So what I'm saying is, that even a doofus like bart can probably find a gig....but as always, "don't quit your dayjob".
...or you'll starve to death, most likely.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 05:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
those label makers just cant be trusted, hey what about a threesome guys?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:54:16 EST (#)
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THAT'S RE-GIFT, TOO!!!
I deserve better.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:31:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:58:52 EST (#)
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Thank you for that "Xmas Present", Saccy...
But for some reason, I have the feeling that it was a "re-gift".
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So you WOULD have preferred the label maker. I was so indecisive..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:58:11 EST (#)
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" I always tell the truth...even when I lie".
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-02 08:29:56 EST (#)
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I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 08:15:22 EST (#)
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I wish...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-01-01 22:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! How's you rack???
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Still freakishly large, like your cock
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet pic.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:19:45 EST (#)
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hey do you know how to give a woman an orgasm?
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You can buy them at Wal-Mart, $12.99.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:19:45 EST (#)
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hey do you know how to give a woman an orgasm?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:19:26 EST (#)
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so like what you do is take a huge set of knockers and wrap them around your weiner. Then you jerk yourself off with the boobies.
thats the move.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! How's you rack???
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-01-01 02:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PEEK A BOO!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-31 16:09:34 EST (#)
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I AGREE WITH WHOMEVER WASTED THAT DOLLAR ON THE UBERBOARD.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sadly, no.
They had to go do that cheerleading stuff, you know, on the field and stuff.
I did let them blow me 9 minutes into the second quarter, though.
Mrs. Shlongy was off getting beers.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you nail those hot black chicks or what?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:16:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They kinda look like dudes.
You know the ones, from bushwacka or where ever. They bleach their teeth real white and roll their eyes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:07:17 EST (#)
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we can get this on most heated.........
maybe i should retire from uber and take up something sensible
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's "friends" all retired from Uber and I'm too busy to camp like the good ol' days.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
only 87 reviews? what is happening to uber
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:36:54 EST (#)
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I'm fairly certain that these two broads had to pass the "NFL vagina exam" before they could be chosen to represent the Jaguars as cheerleaders.
I know I didn't feel any bulges when I checked them out.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hanging with trannies?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:46:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they do both look like trannys
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:38:06 EST (#)
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And the beating you take in front of 70,000+ fans by the cops isn't any picnic, either.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they do both look like trannys
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:12:54 EST (#)
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i wonder why more people don't run onto the field
because it's a very expensive visit to jail.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 08:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MRS. SHLONGY'S RACK JOB IS PERFECT, Doctor.
Orphelia -I've got the time and place if you've got the plane fare.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the argument on bart's post.
I'm out of here.
But get that knot on Mrs Shlongy's tit fixed, would you?
Seriously.
If not for yourself at least have a little goddamed consideration for me and the guy selling peanuts in section G.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read it too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:21:00 EST (#)
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It seems to be sporty, I don't understand American sports. Maybe I will give it a bash in the morning. A lovely pair of ladies all the same. You still got it too. When can we meet?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:16:02 EST (#)
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WHAT??? You're not READING THIS?
You don't know what you're missing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read it, just visited for the pic. I leave satisfied.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NEXT!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:38:33 EST (#)
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How much did you pay those chicks to let you put your hands on them?
I'll never tell but rest assured, I have plenty left.
Why...How much would YOU charge?
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for this response you get a 2 from me. youre the king.
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Amen. King Of The Universe And Everything Else.
Submitted by T_M_U (user info) at 2007-12-26 13:01:48 EST (#)
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Oh, and not to sound childish, but you started it... dickspot.
Submitted by T_M_U (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what list? Santa's naughty list? You're a day late for that numbnuts. Go on and bann me, IT'S A BLOG SIGHT!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:57:57 EST (#)
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Apparently, you have no idea who you're fucking with, Howie.
Just keep your head on a swivel- that's all I can tell you.
Submitted by T_M_U (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:54:39 EST (#)
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you're getting this worked up about a stupid blog page?!?!?! get a life loser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:49:55 EST (#)
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bart- please remove the new dickspot (see below) from the premises before I have him killed.
Submitted by T_M_U (user info) at 2007-12-26 11:55:16 EST (#)
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fuck right on off yourself
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 11:31:53 EST (#)
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Still waiting to learn THAT skill, unfortunately...
In 2008, there's an 11% chance that I will learn enough to combine more than one picture and attach them to a post.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-26 11:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When did you learn photoshop, oldtimer?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 11:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer the term "Oreo"...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-26 09:03:32 EST (#)
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OH MY GOD
SHLONGY'S GONE CHECKERBOARD
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 08:32:23 EST (#)
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ANOTHER CONVERT....
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:56:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:38:33 EST (#)
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How much did you pay those chicks to let you put your hands on them?
I'll never tell but rest assured, I have plenty left.
Why...How much would YOU charge?
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for this response you get a 2 from me. youre the king.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to my world you poor, poor bastard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's cook together and shock the world with our cunnilingus and fellatio skils, instead.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH KNOB-BOBBING GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE.
NONE LAST NIGHT AND NONE TONIGHT, AFTER SPENDING $147 ON DINNER.
Shlongy is losing his touch while Mrs. Shlongy loses her libido.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-25 19:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 08:27:43 EST (#)
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Surprisingly enough, I really don't have any "wild party plans" for the next week.
I consider this time of year as "Amateur Hour" so I'd rather let the retards have all of the fun during this festive time of the year, and let them also have the DWI's and DUI's.
Last night I prepared crab legs and stuffed chicken breasts and we watched "Superbad".
BIG TIME FUN ON XMAS EVE, let me tell you.
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WTF, every time you post lately you're cooking. What does Mrs. Shlongy do besides bob on your knob?
Today I made lasagna, enough for my whole building. It took me five hours and it was a blast. I went through three bottles of Chianti. We should cook together once and collapse the world with our culinary skill.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:30:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
They look like dudes. wtf? Does no one else see this?
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A review reader is an informed reader.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
They look like dudes. wtf? Does no one else see this?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 14:32:26 EST (#)
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I gave Wompom a +2 for his "shit" and this is how he repays Shlongy.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-12-25 13:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just because
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 08:27:43 EST (#)
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Surprisingly enough, I really don't have any "wild party plans" for the next week.
I consider this time of year as "Amateur Hour" so I'd rather let the retards have all of the fun during this festive time of the year, and let them also have the DWI's and DUI's.
Last night I prepared crab legs and stuffed chicken breasts and we watched "Superbad".
BIG TIME FUN ON XMAS EVE, let me tell you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:22:19 EST (#)
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because we play civilised football
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:12:54 EST (#)
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i wonder why more people don't run onto the field
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-25 00:09:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-24 18:06:59 EST (#)
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Just copy+paste them into MS Paint, man. It's not difficult.
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thanks, now i can start doing Kai-style montages
will it work with GIF's?
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-12-24 23:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongys got jungle fever
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-24 21:18:56 EST (#)
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I bet you've got some raging fucking shindigs in the works in the next week or so. I'm so jealous.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-24 20:23:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-12-24 20:05:33 EST (#)
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WANNA FIGHT OLD MAN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 18:29:04 EST (#)
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That's what they keep telling me...MS Paint.
I guess I'm afraid that if I start dabbling with MS Paint, I'll turn into a fat, retarded, tub of goo, like Habeeb.
You see what happened to that moron, right?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-24 18:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 14:51:57 PST (#)
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Probably right, Jack.
They also probably added, "Well, his WALLET sure was big...I'd do him"...and, "So would I".
The picture with tomorrow's post will NOT RECEIVE THESE TRANNY COMMENTS.
If I knew how to combine pictures on to one post, there'd be 21 additional pics on THIS post, goddammit.
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Just copy+paste them into MS Paint, man. It's not difficult.
I believe in you.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-12-24 18:05:20 EST (#)
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those are yer halfbreed daughters you sorry excuse for stomach bile
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:51:57 EST (#)
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Probably right, Jack.
They also probably added, "Well, his WALLET sure was big...I'd do him"...and, "So would I".
The picture with tomorrow's post will NOT RECEIVE THESE TRANNY COMMENTS.
If I knew how to combine pictures on to one post, there'd be 21 additional pics on THIS post, goddammit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't think of anything to say.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:24:34 EST (#)
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lol at transvestites.
ps: i'd still hit it
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:15:36 EST (#)
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*30 seconds after that picture was taken*
"Ewww, I can't BELIEVE we have to DO stuff like that!"
"Oh I KNOW. He was so GROSS. And SMALL!"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:52:34 EST (#)
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im into that type of thing. to each their own
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:47:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-24 13:24:04 PST (#)
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ill bet you almost ejaculated while this pic was being taken. not because of the hotties
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Ummm...not to be an asshole, but...hotties? Really?
I'd be checking for bulges myself...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:34:06 EST (#)
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There is no question that as soon as we hit the field, I actually turned to Mrs. Shlongy and said "Take some great snapshots of Shlongy because this will be my next post".
I also took some neat pictures of Mrs. Shlongy on the field - I tried convincing her to lift her shirt and show Jacksonville that great rack of hers but that went for naught - for masturbatory material.
SO WHAT???!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:24:04 EST (#)
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ill bet you almost ejaculated while this pic was being taken. not because of the hotties but because you couldnt wait to post it on uber. fag. merry christmas
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-24 08:55:19 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read your post, but that's a good picture of you and those transvestites.
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This made me giggle.
Raiders fan?
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-24 15:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
$8 a beer? COOL!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-24 14:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-24 13:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So they use stud finders for onfield passes, huh?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-24 13:49:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 13:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Badlands- I saw the highlights- or lowlights - of the game and the weather up there on Sunday.
When we were overheating in our seats and they ran some Bills/Giants highlights on the scoreboards, we BOTH said - "we don't miss that!".
It's just too bad that Edwards caved late in that one. But it was nice to see Everett at the game.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-24 13:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why can I see your hands?
You've ignored the first rule of camhoring:
Hands on the ass, or at least the middle of the back so you can pretend later.
Happy Holidays, pal.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-12-24 13:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I thought MY Sunday was good...I spent the day in a luxury box at The Ralph with Kevin Everett and other top Buffalo brass (my firm is AOR for the Billies).
It was a great day...although I didn't get to sniff Kevin's whatchoo' talkin' bout Willis...so I guess you win. Happy Holidays.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you for that "Xmas Present", Saccy...
But for some reason, I have the feeling that it was a "re-gift".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How much did you pay those chicks to let you put your hands on them?
I'll never tell but rest assured, I have plenty left.
Why...How much would YOU charge?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas, Shlongy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lesbian in the middle
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How much did you pay those chicks to let you put your hands on them?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who hates Shlongy???
I hadn't noticed....
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to leave a comment. You are a funny guy. I don't understand why people here hate you. They must be stupid.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read your post, but that's a good picture of you and those transvestites.
You should read the post. I made a joke in there somewhere.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THIS POST CAME FROM.
I think we took 22 pictures.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
twice in 3 days kid.. whats goin on?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read your post, but that's a good picture of you and those transvestites.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the grass is taller than you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the 50 million dollar smoke has now learned that the defensive bros, run a little faster in the pros
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry that the Raiders played so bad, but Method's Mom stopped by their dressing room before the game. At least three members of the offensive line threw their backs out and apparently she sucked of Jamarcus Russell's talent out through his penis.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're now on my fantasy football roster. You're zero points is better than McCown's typical negative score.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My next 5 posts - all to take place between today and the end of 2008 so jot that down, kids! - will probably ALL include pictures from the field during this game.
Everything was fun except for watching the game itself.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"snort some of the yardlines, etc."
I wish you were my secret santa.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...while the stadium cops chased Shlongy around the fireld. "
Fireld, eh? I always thought your short stature had to do with you being part Asian, Shlongy-san.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUCH better!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas is the time of year to be honest. I love you.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true, that IS one of your better pictures. Too bad the broad on your left was a tranny.
Merry whatever and Happy Hostilities, Shlong.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viva El Presidente
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FYI, I'm referring to the black man on your left, not you.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They let men be NFL cheerleaders now?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-24 08:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I look better than usual in that one.