A Christmas message from the future. (866 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2007-12-24 09:07:07 EST
In a few minutes, here in the future, it will be Christmas. So from the here in the future, here are some other-worldy messages.
1. Gun control. It's good. Stick that in your tax-free pipe ron paul. no guns = less dead people. woooooooah really?
2. the english can't play football. thank you mark viduka.
3. It is the future over here. santy claus gave us all the heavy (read expensive) presents so he didn't have to carry them all the way over there. and also because we're 'enlightened'.
here is a song, it reminds me of you guys. I miss michael jackson, stevie_says, snark and ducky. oh shit it just turned into christmas.
the waifs - the waifs - shiny apple.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas old man...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-12-31 23:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2. the english can't play football. thank you mark viduka.
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Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Mark Fucking Viduka!! Tim Cahill is yor only good player and I doubt whether he is really australian, then again is anyone?
Hope you had a merry christmas dingo.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i got a ticket to v festival for march next year. yay.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-24 23:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have to agree, we do have the best christmas in the world
ps: GO INDIA
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Guns don't kill beer cans. I kill beer cans.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought castro got into power by overthrowing battista back on new years '59 but I could be wrong.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE FUCKING WITH MY OVERALL RATING NELLYPAAL
oh hi rad, merry christmas. hello mrs rad, yes I will support the baby.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ya know how castro got into power. He enacted a gun control policy. Then when no one had any guns...Castro had all the guns. And thats the christmas sotry about how to imprison your own people on a secluded island
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy jesus day
the wife says hi
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-24 14:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This one's for Australia (nothing personal - I lived in Shepherd's Bush for a year.)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-24 14:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Cleveland?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-24 12:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perhaps you could give me the tri-fecta at Del Mar?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shit...upper case R.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas to you ranger.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2007-12-24 11:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking liberals. -2die
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-24 10:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
back @ ya
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm okay with that poetry fag, seriously. way to pretend you like the ladies btw. maybe santa will bring you some testosterone. oh wait that was left over here as well, in satan's stocking right next to shandy's my-face log-in.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean I'll tie you up and treat you like a service animal, DR, if that's what'll do it for you, but as far as the mounting and such goes that's only for the ladies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, that only applies to Lishy. Sorry DR.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas is the time of year to be honest. I want you to put on some cowboy boots, grab a rope, mount me and ride me off into the sunset.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas is the time of year to be honest. I love you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even believe in Australia, and I've been there. trickery I call it.
Merry Fucking Christmas.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How come you're still counting after the millennium. Didn't you have the bug robot?
p.s. thank you for fatty Mark
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-24 09:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit i meant to say merry christmas. merry christmas uber. over here in the future we have mostly better stuff than you, unless you are from here, and then you have better stuff than them too. It's awesome really, mainly because we have better stuff. We have seafood for christmas lunch and sand in our pants, something they just think is for exotic holidays.