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Rating: 0.86 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2007-12-25 10:18:45 EST


I got a couple of ties, some shirts, and a little clip to hold notes or photos in.

You?


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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 06:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cooL!

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Two bottles of wine and one bottle of champagne (shipped directly from France!), an ounce of psilocybin mushrooms, a bottle of vodka, and $1400.








Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 04:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i pooped shlongys pants

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The complete Black Adder and Thin Blue Line collections on DVD, a bunch of Doctor Who DVDs, A Beavis and Butthead book called "Reading Sucks", little "Yahtzee" and "Connect Four" video games, new tires for one of my motorcycles, and a Samsung Blackjack II 'phone.

Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-26 12:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pink Floyd pj's, 2 blankets, tools, new farberware pots and pans, coffee maker, blender, a swift kick in the balls when i told my mom that my girlfriend was prego...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-26 07:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sweater

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-25 23:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-12-25 23:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

emerald and diamond cocktail ring, diamond earrings, MK bag, MK shirt, and possibly a vacuum cleaner.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-25 22:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A NEW BASEBALL GLOVE.

capslock, oops.

and a replacement for my lost golden boy. one day perhaps it will be golden boy. one day. shlongy will understand this.

some other stuff, but those are the important ones.




HAPPY CHRISTMAS, GUY!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-25 22:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I got the clap.


:)




































:(

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn- Jeanneee- that reminds me I had a reed diffuser for someone and forgot to give it :(

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a rhinestone pirate liquor flask, awesome new pc keyboard, the Softest Blanket in the World, books, assorted kitchen sundries, pumpkin pie body lotion, lip gloss, candles, DVDs, gift cards, pretty silver jewelry, slippers, pajamas, girly stocking stuffers, stripper glitter for teens, chocolate.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Digital camera, some jewelry, a reed diffuser, a framed picture of my 4 month old second cousin posing with what appears to be a chrysanthemum blossom (adorable), some perfume, a clear decorative bowl with black polka dots, six bottles of vitamin water, 2 Target gift cards, a Swiss Army knife, a lipstick, a new handbag, and a card with cash in it. Also assorted smelly-candles, small notebooks, and other sundries.

Merry Christmas!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-25 20:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Christmas. I got The Night of the Hunter, pajama bottoms, and a knife fashioned out of obsidian, elk antler, pinyon sap, pine ashes, and rabbit poop.

And some summer sausage.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-25 19:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Christmas

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-25 17:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got to spend a very pleasant evening getting drunk with my neighbors.
That's all I really wanted, actually.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-25 17:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got the still beating heart of a water-buffalo and a garbage bag full of toenail clippings.
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Very good with Bleu Cheese and a nice Merlot.

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Good?

I don't think good adequately describes how great it is.

Orgasmafying is a better adjective.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I pooped my pants!

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got the still beating heart of a water-buffalo and a garbage bag full of toenail clippings.
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Very good with Bleu Cheese and a nice Merlot.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got the still beating heart of a water-buffalo and a garbage bag full of toenail clippings.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-25 14:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Socks, undies, Xbox 360, you know - the usual.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-25 14:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a Fidel Castro hat!

Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2007-12-25 13:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

merry christmas, i got the clap and divorce papers

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-25 12:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The newest Lemongrass album, a few new guitar picks, and a bottle of Jameson.

Woo!

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-25 11:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A rusty trombone.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-25 10:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Medal of Honor: Heroes 2 for the Wii.

Online play, baby.


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