Happy Commercialism Day! (honestly it's not about xmas) (764 hits)
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Submitted by Mrs Flibble (View user info) at 2007-12-26 13:32:43 EST
I was gonna bring forth my comeback by writing some whit about the commercialism of Christmas and how bad it is.... but then I realised that I love commercial Christmas, my living room looks like Santa threw up in it and I'm fairly sure my love of the commercial aspect of Xmas (Annual Gift Day in our house) is closely linked with the fact that I was brought up in a communist household where even the commercial TV channels were banned for many a year because they reminded Granddad of the rise of capitalism and how evil it is. Remember kids, Mother Russia will save us all.
So, on to Facebook then...
I'm fairly new to the whole Facebook thing and already it kinda scares me. So far I've been invited to numerous online mother's meetings with a bunch of people that either like me, but can't be bothered to cross the Dartford tunnel to see me, are totally indifferent to me or clubbed together to get me fired from a moderator position on a British parenting website for being a racist. Me? racist? Pah. All I did was post some shit about then song on a fucking kid's toy. Not my fault Tomy chose to use a song with the word "Darkies" in it. Fucking Florida state song written 200 years ago on a fucking British fucking kid's bollocking piece of plastic crap...IT'S ALL JADE FUCKING GOODEY'S FAULT! (non-Brits google "Jade Goody Shilpa Setty")
There's also a group set up for my old class in senior school (age 11-16). I was invited and against my better judgement I joined. I kind of wanted to go on it and post on the front page about what a bunch of fuckwads they all were, how much I hated them all and wanted them to die. But I didn't. I was nice, friendly and said how my life is going just to show that I am a bigger person.... and I'm kicking myself.
It's like eBay in a way. In the same way that eBay is a fount of useless crap to be bought by the stupid and easily led (yep, me again) I keep joining pointless groups, drawing pointless shit on people's walls, filling in pointless quizzes.... all when I could be spending my time either playing Peggle or spending time with my offspring. She's still alive by the way. Little sod can talk now too and it's killing me. She gets told off for being a little bugger and all I hear is "NO!! Bum! PooMummy!!!".
So, Yeah, Facebook...I keep getting friendship requests from people I've never met. I know that's the point of Facebook but it scares me somewhat.
Over here last week there was a programme on BBC2 about the rise of Facebook and how it'll all aid international scam artists, terrorists and scaremongering shit like that. The way they saw it was Facebook is evil and will one day become like Big Brother in some kind of Orwellian dystopia where we are all forced to join it and all our details are shared with the world of advertising who will try and make us buy things...
The way I see it is: if you are stupid enough to shove your address, date of birth, mother's maiden name, your sexual preference, what you had for breakfast and your phone number on your profile, then you join groups such as "HSBC USERS UNITE" or "I BANK WITH NATWEST, 42, HIGH STREET, MY SORT CODE IS 456789 AND MY ACCOUNT NUMBER IS 12365487" then you deserve to have your bank account hacked into, and you should be shot, cut into little bits, pounded to dust and the dust should then be poked with pointy sticks because you are too stupid to deserve a life.
Ok. Maybe the pointy stick is going a little too far. Merry Commercialmas.
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:07:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:37:09 EST (#)
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You sound full of young motherly rage.
I admire that.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:48:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:18:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:04:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-27 11:49:36 EST (#)
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die
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-12-27 11:23:22 EST (#)
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fair enough
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 04:10:19 EST (#)
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bah
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:41:00 EST (#)
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I <3 Commercialism
Fuck you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:57:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-27 00:47:41 GMT (#)
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Do all brits jabber on about meaningless shit that has nothing to do with their posts?
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Yes.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:47:41 EST (#)
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Do all brits jabber on about meaningless shit that has nothing to do with their posts?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:27:29 EST (#)
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You always make me laugh.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:22:05 EST (#)
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you're not special
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:59:21 EST (#)
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I understand this...
But I understand "string theory" too
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:58:06 EST (#)
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What the fuck kind of file IS that?
Whatever it is, I can't open it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:12:28 EST (#)
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Good lord, could you have picked any more obscure of a image file type?
Happy Shopping Day!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:00:02 EST (#)
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I'm not teaching my daughter any more words. She can say mummy, daddy, bear and yes. She doesn't need to know any more.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-26 13:43:44 EST (#)
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did you make a post about facebook?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-26 13:34:58 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas, anyway.