Er... Camwhore (5038 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.07 on 413 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-27 14:36:30 EST
I hate all of you... now GO!
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 23:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we made her cry!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-31 15:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
410?!
Sweet jesus, you must be sexy...!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:13:40 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go spray some roaches, deviated septum eye cunt.
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i don't know, this one was PRETTY FUNNY!
i've had third graders insult me harder than that.
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This is pretty good! Having a hard time picturing it though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, sure...we'll get right on with the apologies and mea culpas...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you guys are crushing my soft ego. Think you could cut me some slack?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO CAN PEE FURTHER...LINE UP ON THIS POST!!!
i'll play.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go spray some roaches, deviated septum eye cunt.
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i don't know, this one was PRETTY FUNNY!
i've had third graders insult me harder than that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO CAN PEE FURTHER...LINE UP ON THIS POST!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lmao
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ditto
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lmao
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, go sell some Krugerrands, you dumb shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah Hidden, no one gets it, it's really not funny, Sicosemen was the runner up in the "Unfunniest man on the Planet" awards, second only to Bubba, that unfunny geriatric piece of shit
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And one to push it over the top.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...Almost 400 reviews...This sucks! How come a picture of an ugly girl can generate so much hostility?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm failing to understand the orkin man joke. maybe i'm dumb...
or maybe it's just a really dumb burn.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go spray some roaches, deviated septum eye cunt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was speaking as a member of the collective male population of ubersite, dumbass.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well your whole "all I said" line made it the personal, I suppose. It would take more than an Orkin man to see foot in mouth disease though.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
personal attack? eh?
what does any of this have to do with me personally? i almost never come around anymore. i just like firing you up because you act like such a bitch.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, in his infinite wisdom takes everything as a personal attack against him. Don't you have some vermin to spray, you Orkin man looking buffoon.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CT, I thought you'd like that :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, getting a post on heated isn't that difficult. I congratulated you on your heated, did I not? Calling me fatass when "you" are 2 something to do something in this phot, my guess is 220lbs. is really quite funny. Why you are continuing the charade that you aren't an alter and admit that it's quite funny to watch a bunch of pre-pubescent boys fawn over such a simple post is beyond me.
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bwahahaha
every time i get bored and come back to ubersite, sico is still acting like a bitch.
ps- i didn't see anyone "fawning" over this chick. i said i'd bang her before your troll-looking girlfriend, but i'd fuck a hole in the wall, so that really doesn't mean anything.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, this sucks now. As does Uber as a whole.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:19:40 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
My guess is CT....
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Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa....but, no. This isn't my style, and you know damn well of my past track record with alters. I can't maintain a separate personality for long.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this an alter then? What?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My guess is CT....that's the verdict. Wrap it up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the hell up, Roidie.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hotwillie has put to words my point. And yes, I had plenty of alters. I never deny that, so yeah, I would know.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, getting a post on heated isn't that difficult. I congratulated you on your heated, did I not? Calling me fatass when "you" are 2 something to do something in this phot, my guess is 220lbs. is really quite funny. Why you are continuing the charade that you aren't an alter and admit that it's quite funny to watch a bunch of pre-pubescent boys fawn over such a simple post is beyond me.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny that you're "calling out" all the alters now, I guess you were the expert, right? Don't be ridiculous. You would know all the tricks, then.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Oathmeal.
The picture is of a female who looks really uncomfortable, like she's sitting next to a roidenstein with a disposable camera and a sock hanging out of his pants.
Plus Oathmeal is obviously around since he left that Merry Christmas post, and if the guy is around he's posting and reviewing and shit.
I don't fucking care.
It's funny that every time a girl camwhores the place goes ape-shit, but that's the way it is when people don't get laid enough.
All you need is love, people.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You just can't stand not having three posts on most heated, fatass. I call jealous!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DID SOMEONE SAY JEWTOAST? THAT IS SLANDEROUS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER
IPSO FACTO PRO BONO
huh huh I said bono
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
however, if any of you would like to play some chess, I'm in the Kangaroo Court on yahoo games.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and the "you" was directed towards the photo that you found on craigslist personals or some equally shit site.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
More proof, below. Obviously you've fallen out of character and the "had too much free time" has been in use since Jewtoast and Cabaretgirl. That's okay, I called it from the beginning. Good job on the heat though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How many donuts have you inhaled so far this morning?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal? Wow, that is really... wow. That is just low. I don't know what to say.
He usually outs himself pretty quickly, right?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Controversial, apparently...
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico, that doesn't even make sense! What does it mean "clearly this isn't you". Who the hell is "you" anyway, you don't even know me! I happen to have way too much free time lately and I came across those posts. By the way, I was on Uber when they were posted and I remember them, just look at my registered on date. I lurked forever before that. That is the cheapest cop-out, "omg wtf shitty alter alert!".
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like you morons have been stroking it to Oathmeal.
Funny shite.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I came back to this? I like the usage of pwned by method. Clearly this isn't you and clearly you are an alter or else you wouldn't have the wherewithal to pull up that post. And so I made poor decisions ...that is the only thing you guys hold on to. It's painfully obvious that you guys are jealous :) of everything about me. I believe 70% of this site is like FTB.
I never said I was handsome...I said pretty so get that straight. Of course, there's always taking the circle route around the bush, while posturing and saying that you 'wouldn't dare post those pics for respect of the other' but we all know that means you have no pictures to post. I'm proud of who I am and what I do. Furthermore, to make fun of girls you don't even know shows what you're thinking.
Yes, I got pwned....wheeewwwww SNAP!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOORAY for more of the same on Ubersite!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shenanigans. All of it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96644
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yah ok but who the fuck is Derek? I'm not reading through 300+ reviews to find out who he is.
Your face looks like scrambled eggs
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To prove to Sico about how much tail I'm getting. Okay, so maybe I don't have a ween, but you know what I'm saying.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your dick in his ass? I'm so lost
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I manage to bone out with some skanky dude while I'm on vacation I'll be sure to post pics of him with my dick in his ass, just so you know it's real! Just don't tell Derek, k?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah well, most people have lives and parties to go to and people to visit over New's Year's, so when we all get back Ubersite will be exactly the same, tumbleweed blowing through, heated list unchanged...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LMFAO
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget he's also devastatingly handsome, what with the butt chin, pink tie, and bald head. And the beautiful women he manages to tap, and classy too!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post will be #1 on Most Heated up through New Year's Day, for sure. Holy crap.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:17:21 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS this is like the Uber Christmas party and we will all regret it in the morning.
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Oh, NOW you tell me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's funny that Sico is the only non-virgin male on Ubersite. You know, what with all this spectacular tail he pulls and no one else can manage even a quickie blowjob...
Now here he comes to tell me to get off his nuts and blah blah blah, get a new shtick.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bahahahahah pwned
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Give it up Sico, I don't really want to start posting pictures of my weiner and referencing my lame tattoos to "prove" it's me. Why wouldn't I post a real picture? Where do you get these retarded theories? You're a jackass.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 07:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How an alter with a picture that isn't her has gained this many hits is really beyond me. It shows the desperation of the virgins.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-28 06:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a girl I know called Rachel. She's slightly slimmer, but i'm not saying that's a good thing.
Has Shlongy been by yet? I believe he has something to ask you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-28 04:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA 300+ reviews... You people SUCK! GET OUT MORE!
Hi.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-28 01:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus people...300 reviews in 12 hours? you people need to stop this shit now!
AND it has a positive rating?
Come on.
You guys/gals are slipping.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-12-27 23:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...needs more rape
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no idea what that means!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go back to new jersey
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That's his only insult. Kinda pathetic, really.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a fat Anna Farris. I don't know how to spell that name, but I know how to turn a girl like you into an angry pirate, and in the end, isn't that all that matters?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So heated it's ri-donk-ulous!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've caught FISH with straighter eyes. . .
<andbiggertits>
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-28 00:18:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
go back to new jersey
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Leave noonie alone!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no idea what that means!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go back to new jersey
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha redskies and uniter!
Sphaghnum, tell Debra to contact me if she ever wants to post a camwhore, I'll give her one of mine, or else it will be too embarrasing.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haiku, that song is nice, I'm listening to it right now on your suggestion.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-28 00:12:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHA?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Her name is Debra and she works in marketing.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like John Lennon's version of "Stand by Me" a lot.
It's good.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is it?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not you.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You scared? Go to church!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm afraid you don't know what you're talking about.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh...close enough. You were still dumb enough to move there. Fuckin Cholo.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not from L.A. I live here now.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well you are from L.A. I'm convinced that the average I.Q. of people in L.A. is right around 50. That might account for the lack of Spanish skills.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a really bad Mexican, I speak really flimsy Spanish, and I don't have any cousins. Figure that out, stereotypists.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Right you are, and the other misconception is that if you're half Mexican you can't speak correct English, or emulate other people.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn that rosemadder, she was a right bitch.
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This reminds me of another fact most people don't know about Southern California: If you are half-Mexican, it makes you talk like an English person.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS this is like the Uber Christmas party and we will all regret it in the morning.
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Sez you...
I find it quite enriching. The best part is...well you know the best part.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you need to use an entire roll of Bounty Paper Towels - at once - to sop up THAT hole during "that time of the month", eh Emily?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice camwhore, btw..
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just came from the city, after serious drinking...
Maybe i'll smoke another... Hi everyone!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Except you're the only one that's drunk!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who am i snogging?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS this is like the Uber Christmas party and we will all regret it in the morning.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We've covered many topics this afternoon, pubic hair, relationships, politics, it wasn't all about the camwhore. I've officially pissed the day away!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:55:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normal looking girl.
Glad to see another Casper. I'm paler than you though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-27 23:13:28 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
301...What's not said yet?
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Oh you would come on as i have to leave! :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok lungfish! i wasn't starting rumours, promise!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
301...What's not said yet?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you are so predictable. One of the very first reviews on this post was "oh wait until shlongy sees this, he'll request some hole". Get a new line.
Yeah, that's not the first comparison to Hurty. I overpluck. It looks ghetto. I'm half Mexican. There you go.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what 6 inches feels like... oh I fell for that. ;)
Right, I am off to clean the kitchen.
Over 300 reviews. You all behave now. I don't suit envy green.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DONT ARGUE WITH SHLONGY.
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It's like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS; The next post better SHOW ME SOME HOLE.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and what happened to your eyebrows? Are you related to hurty?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's fun getting 14 year old overweight girls all worked up.
ROFLCOPTERLOL#$@!@#@#$@#$&*(@#$*(+(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EI: no
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just getting my licks in now...tomorrow I'm going skiing.
We're supposed to get another 6 inches tonight...you know what that's like? Right?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're funny, Little Shlongy. I know L.A. sucks, but at least the people are attractive.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't understand...WHERE I LIVE MAKES L.A. LOOK LIKE THE TOILET THAT IT IS AND I AM BETTER LOOKING THAN ANYONE THAT WILL EVER GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY!
I hope the "caps" helped, Miss Piggy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DONT ARGUE WITH SHLONGY.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Deal- I know I'm fat, but I'm still prettier than you!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, what you don't understand is this: YOU ARE HIDEOUS, AND I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES AND EVERYBODY HERE IS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. I don't want to have sex with you, so why do you think you're insulting someone that thinks you're nasty? Sour grapes, hmm?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell you what- as soon as you lose 40 pounds, post THAT picture and I'll up my rating to a -1.
DEAL???
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop flirting with Hurty!!
I told ya Triangle_Man, that stuff stings!!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that's why I got a new haircut! I can see why Lungy thinks this is a gay conversation...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have so much game, you fucking pig, that if there was a room full of 50 broads and Shlongy, you would be last on my list to bend over the toilet in the ladies room.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lungfish have you admitted to being a bit gay
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? Em and Hurty are falling out already! Yippee!
Well, I leave with a smile on my face!
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and that ain't all....
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, not much in the arse department. Not at the moment anyway.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What? Em and Hurty are falling out already! Yippee!
Well, I leave with a smile on my face!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 23:03:20 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got my hair cut yesterday, Emission! I have terrible hair, and I love when I get my hair cut because hair people know how to blowdry, etc, when I do it myself it looks like this.
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Dont do it yourself.EVER.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 23:03:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I'm not wonky eyed, Hurty. And I bet my boobs are better than yours.
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I'm a man, of course they are.
It's nothing personal, and it's purely a matter of taste, but I think I wouldn't make much of your chebs. You look like a woman with a decent arse though.
*DROOLS LIKE EI*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Back at you EI. I did.
I hate to say this, but circle jerks are a lot more fun when you're drinking. This just feels...well...gay, honestly.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I'm not wonky eyed, Hurty. And I bet my boobs are better than yours.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got my hair cut yesterday, Emission! I have terrible hair, and I love when I get my hair cut because hair people know how to blowdry, etc, when I do it myself it looks like this.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Husband/wife teams are the best. So I have heard...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i hope you had a merry christmas Mr Lungfish
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 23:00:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
The girl in this photo is nice looking IF she did her hair differently, smiled and showed her boobs, i reckon she has nice boobs.
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I reckon you're hugely wrong.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To prove my point, Shlongy wishes for me to "tongue his asshole." Jesus Christ, do you have any game at all?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope my wife doesn't do searches on my user name.
She'd want to join in, probably.
Goddamit, now you've got me started.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:56:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:49:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was that aimed at me?? I was all for paying my own airfare too.
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oh dear!!
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It is called a joke Em, it continues from a previous post.
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Who am I kidding. Though I probably would.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The girl in this photo is nice looking IF she did her hair differently, smiled and showed her boobs, i reckon she has nice boobs.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Netimportant, you are so right. I don't have any hits at all on my other posts, of course that's because they're horrible. And Assholy, when I don't wear makeup I look like a sick rodent... not cute. Shlong-o, you're annoying. Why heat up my post if you don't like me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hell sounds more fun than Heaven anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something about this chick - and the fact that I thought it was an alter and a guy to boot - bothers me.
This picture it did nothing to change my opinion.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:56:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:49:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was that aimed at me?? I was all for paying my own airfare too.
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oh dear!!
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It is called a joke Em, it continues from a previous post.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know. I'm going to hell.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lungfish! I am shocked. You are so normally the gentleman of Uber. I am so up for that, though!
Yay! Em is here!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
youre completely average when you dont have black makeup on your face, probably.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:49:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was that aimed at me?? I was all for paying my own airfare too.
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oh dear!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bonkeyed jezabel
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I didn't have a debilitating fear of naked dudes, I'd suggest that Shlongy and I should double-team Orphelia.
Jesus I need to grow up.
Sorry
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, good. She will learn. The youth of today have no taste.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the heck, Shlongy? You didn't slam me for having a shit ton of ratings on my camwhore. What's your beef with Em?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not you, orphelia...the pig in the picture.
Imagine, talking to Shlongy like that.
It's BLASPHEMOUS.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would honestly bang you way before that girl in the picture with sicosemen. she had a growth like a troll.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was that aimed at me?? I was all for paying my own airfare too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone on Uber is a virgin. Well, all the guys for sure.
It's true, the nerds making fun of you would probably blow their load if your boob brushed against them in a bar. I just had a magnificent thought. If all the women on Ubersite posted pictures of themselves on a daily basis, other posts would get no attention. Ubersite would be nothing more than spank material for pencil-necked chronic masturbators, and Bart would be forced to shut it down. What glorious power!
This theory would be fine and dandy but I think it is ALREADY spank material for 82.7% of the mal Uber population.
Hell, just last week, a blew a load all over my keyboard looking at YOUR last post, Lisa.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, Why don't you shut the fuck up, DUDE?
You're a NOOB bag of shit who should learn her place...and that place is in the kitchen, fixing me a sandwich, before you tongue my asshole.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
utterly true, below.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone on Uber is a virgin. Well, all the guys for sure.
It's true, the nerds making fun of you would probably blow their load if your boob brushed against them in a bar. I just had a magnificent thought. If all the women on Ubersite posted pictures of themselves on a daily basis, other posts would get no attention. Ubersite would be nothing more than spank material for pencil-necked chronic masturbators, and Bart would be forced to shut it down. What glorious power!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats on your highest rated post yet. Second one out of the -s, alter or not.
Don't rattle Shlongy he is hot for an older guy.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, seriously. I thought the whole "I"m so handsome and I love to bang slutty chicks in bars" thing was all shtick, but you really are that stupid. You are not handsome. Even if you were younger, I just don't think you're good looking at all. Maybe that's the part of L.A. that has rubbed off on me, but where you live I guess the standards are lower.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actualy, I'm great looking, middle aged, and loaded.
So, FUCK OFF AGAIN, Skankeroo.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cuz he's ugly and old
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Shlongy is sore 'cos we never heat his posts.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for contributing, Shlongster.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That almost sounds like an Emission comment....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
252 reviews....WHAT???
FOR THIS?
fuck off.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How *dare* you!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And you are not? :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously I'm not. When I made my rosemadder account I made this one at the same time just for the fuck of it, but I didn't use it until rosemadder got banned! Damn that rosemadder, she was a right bitch.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are so an alter though.
SERIOUSLY NOW - own up
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*ERECTION CRUMBLES*
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated, bitches!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am being polite. It is the English in me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you must never ask permission to stalk.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As kids, did you pee in the same toilet and in faux American accents warn each other 'not to cross the streams - it is bad when you cross the streams'?
Can I stalk you now, Red? I will be discreet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You keep count? Bet you tease him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You wouldn't cross swords in the toilet though Hurty
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just because I let Hurty rape me with the aid of chloroform doesn't mean I'm a bummer :(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red is a massive homosexual, the number of cock touches he's attempted on me to date is 12.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops meant to be +2. Too much Advocawhatver that disgusting drink was.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Red was a homo? Not that it matters, I'm just clarifying.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't be fooled Em. He keeps me sweet 'cos I bump up his ratings.
It will be tough but I will get over the loss :(
PS his girlfriend is way hotter than either of us anyway. Lets chat up Red instead. He doesn't need a green card.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia, look what he wrote on your last post! Looks like you've won him over!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or anyone with a British passport. HE WANTS ONE SO VERY MUCH
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:11:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well, if you are not fussy I am really not interested.
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Well, I'm fussy now as cheating on my woman would have to involve a very special lady indeed!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh well, if you are not fussy I am really not interested.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are geographically more desirable. You win by default. =)
My Fungah (oh my god if he thinks I'm creepy now you just wait until he reads this) lives so far away from me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES HE FUCKED ME TOO
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LADIES I WILL FUCK ANYTHING AS NO DOUBT SCOUSE LOVER FAKEY WILL TESTIFY TO!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyes. :)
He prefers brunettes. You win.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ps the guy i was talking about was actually taking the picture
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you jealous, Orphy?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We'll I'm not really into having my picture taken, plus the guy I was with wanted to bang me, and that's disturbing because I've known him for several years and I just don't have any interest. So, yes I was uncomfortable.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:03:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:01:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh! I double dog dare you!!!
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FUCK.
And as to my location I'm not really from anywhere. I'm a well travelled fucker who has the shame of being born in Essex to a West Coast of Scotland family temporarily displaced. Go figure. I now have a bizarre accent and weird political ideas!
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Get a room you two!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look uncomfortable.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:01:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh! I double dog dare you!!!
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FUCK.
And as to my location I'm not really from anywhere. I'm a well travelled fucker who has the shame of being born in Essex to a West Coast of Scotland family temporarily displaced. Go figure. I now have a bizarre accent and weird political ideas!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ESSEX in Colorado America
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh! I double dog dare you!!!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, Fakey. Now, will everybody stop ignoring me and answer my question? Where is Hurty from?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:59:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look pretty damn hairless, Hurty.
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Don't make me prove you wrong.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
particularly in the eyebrow department
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look pretty damn hairless, Hurty.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotcha. Well, next time I have sex, in about ten or twenty years, I'll remember this conversation.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, he never said 'wanna fuck' to me. Huh. I am stalking someone else.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And small firearms under my bed. Yes.
In fact I'm far too hairy and rugged to be an American, those hairless bitches.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I know where Fungah lives.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he likes the velcro shoes - it means they haven't learnt how to untie knots yet.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
which passport? Do you have a collection? Along with your collection of children's shoes?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, it's a bonus for both of us..
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Some HTBS stalker you are, Orphy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:55:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:54:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:53:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to this side of the pond... wait a minute, aren't you American?
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Lived there for 3 years. Fakey is jealous and wishes he was me.
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Proud of my passport actually.
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When I get back to Glasgow, I'll be scanning in my passport to end this ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But are you american or not? and which part?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Canadian?
That's fucking harsh
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:54:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:53:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to this side of the pond... wait a minute, aren't you American?
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Lived there for 3 years. Fakey is jealous and wishes he was me.
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Proud of my passport actually.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So what you're saying, GC, is that when guys trim it's for their own benefit? Selfish bastards! I thought it was to make our lives easier which is why chicks do it, I think.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought HBTS was Canadian.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:53:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to this side of the pond... wait a minute, aren't you American?
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Lived there for 3 years. Fakey is jealous and wishes he was me.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
from where?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well this degenerated. I like it.
Trimming is good. actually the less in the way the better. It is a different sensation altogether, so I make sure the grooming down below is done before anyone comes over to play.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he is american
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to this side of the pond... wait a minute, aren't you American?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't yet, I just noticed that I was most heated and got a powerful erection.
My ex is 26, no sign of sagging at that age.
Wanna fuck?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hurty, have you read what people are saying about our potential bonky children? And I know I'm older than you.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm old enough to be your momma! Actually I'm 26. Congrats on being in grad school, that's some good shit. I will eventually.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wanna fuck?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit Hurty! You're on to me!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm twenty-three, and goodness sakes some days I wake up and feel thrice that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 FELLOW BONKEYE AHOY!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love dorks too!
How old are you, L?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You shush! Nobody is supposed to know about me and Fungah! Oh wait, I should probably stop stalking him them. Isn't he darling? I'm pretty sure I'm older than him though. I don't fuck virgins, baby.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Em:
I sympathize completely. I ended up taking a break from men, too, after I got into grad school and wound up two weeks later with a guy I've been with for over a year now. It was blind luck, but it worked. I just told myself that I just wanted to go with someone instead of just going home with someone, and it raised my standards a bit.
Of course, he's a pure dork just like me, but that's who I like. NURRRRRR
Noes! We're two females having a meaningful talk on Uber. Countdown before someone comes along and suggests that we kiss with tongue: 3...2...1...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't see the bonk 'cos he is my Fungah!! Shush :)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hard wood floors are very nice.
groomed is very nice.
cut is acceptable
big wild four inch muff is right out.
i clean up the least you can do is reciprocate and if you want me to spend some time there go clean, you'll get more out of it and I won't have the wierd hair in the back of the throat thing.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I understand, L. That's basically the reason for my long hiatus from dudes... gotta reprioritize, reevaluate. Obviously whatever I was doing before wasn't working.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You hit the nail on the head there, CT. No hair = a bit too child like for me.
And the more a lady shaves and waxes the less hair grows back.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's exactly the problem, Thorns. I wouldn't want either of us to look like a two year old.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm REALLY leaving for the day.
Ciao!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Em:
Sounds like you don't have much regard for the guys you sleep with. That's not a judgment, or anything: I've facepalmed more than a few times upon waking up in the early afternoon with someone I wouldn't be caught dead with sober. Nothing wrong with them; just not my type.
I'm not slinging drugstore psychology here, just a statement wondering about why you'd presumably lower your standards, when there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look/present yourself.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:31:14 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:30:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
In retrospect, that was probably entirely too much information.
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Entirely not enough, Ct. Do continue :)
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Once, when she asked me to do so, I shaved it all off with a wet razor. Once. It screamed "pre-pubescent widdle boy", and as if that wasn't bad enough, the stubble itched like hell for an entire week afterward.
Never again.
I honestly don't know how you gals can tolerate doing that to your legs...but then, maybe that's more akin to a guy's face, getting used to it every day or two.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As long as I'm not picking 2-inch long natural dental floss outta my mouth, I'm pretty much happy.
...
um, why is my mouth suddenly watering?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't do it yourself, get some beautician chick to do it. Wax is best. Pay someone to trim your pubes. Quite the mini power trip. And if she is hot, surprisingly horny.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the support, L. And by the way, the guys I have sex with are either computer geeks or Mormons, and are lucky to have pussy thrown at them either way.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Em: I dunno where the males stand, but it's been my experience that most of them don't really care one way or the other so long as the grounds are somewhat kept, so to speak. I trim mine, twice a week. Takes three minutes and makes me look more presentable.
Considering I spend most hours during the day constantly looking as though I just rolled out of bed three seconds ago, I need all the help I can get.
P.S.: I SEE NO BONKEYE
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:30:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
In retrospect, that was probably entirely too much information.
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Entirely not enough, Ct. Do continue :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaaaaaaaand on that note, it's time for me to go home.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cool, CT, I've never been with a guy who trimmed at all, so fuck that. Shaved dudes would worry me as well. Who the hell are you trying to impress. It's different for guys anyway, it's not like we have to dig through it to find what we're looking for, it's pretty much right there.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In retrospect, that was probably entirely too much information.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shave it all but a nice, well trimmed strip. Then, you can always shape it or shave it off completely for a bit of variety. I am not a man, but I can appreciate a cute, well groomed pussy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:24:53 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is the big fear of pubic hair, CT? Men who shave it worry me. A good trim is enough. Really.
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Agreed - a good TRIM is nice - but I've gagged on my share of bushy birds back in the day that didn't trim much at ALL.
As I see it, if I've got the decency to trim MY man-tackle area down to a 1/2" length so my lady doesn't gag, then surely she can do the same.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Leonore. You, however, can write. I can't do that so I don't bother. And you are cute, your picture was a casual one. Glasses are good looking too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh Leonore, you are both as pretty as each other. I'd hit you both.
And yes, i too would use a 5lb sausage. It is the Polish in me.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is the consensus on pubic hair? I'm not too clear on that subject. I haven't gotten laid in so long it's not an issue, but Gentlemen of Uber, what do you prefer? Do you expect someone you're in a relationship with to shave? trim? beauty is on the inside? 70's beave? what?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This will generate infinitely more heat than my camwhore EVER could.
You are much prettier than me.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I'm so sensitive, next camwhore will include: no bonkeye, better posture, and more boobage. Thanks for motivating me to improve myself, folks!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is the big fear of pubic hair, CT? Men who shave it worry me. A good trim is enough. Really.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:21:35 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone on Uber is a virgin. Well, all the guys for sure.
You got that right, sistah! Except for Fungah, I've already corrupted him.
</rumors>
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also, I'd hit you too, with a 5lb sausage, to fix the bonk-eye.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:22:31 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pubic hair is the best dental floss. Use twice daily. Not your own.
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BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRF
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pubic hair is the best dental floss. Use twice daily. Not your own.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd so hit Lungy. Is it creepy when the age difference is reversed?
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Misunderstood your question. The answer is: Not in the least.
Made my day. Gonna take a nap now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone on Uber is a virgin. Well, all the guys for sure.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just floss them - that's all we ask
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Better yet, use one of those new finger puppet toothbrushes that looks like a miniature condom.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, virgin here too. I, unlike you, don't have the kids to prove it. Saving myself for the "right guy". Hahahaha!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am 30 in a few weeks! Whoop! 30 and still a virgin!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha inion, yeah that sounds like a hint, when your mom is telling you to dress skankily, whereas before it was "oh no you're not leaving the house like that young lady!"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife's 51.
<sigh>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd so hit Lungy. Is it creepy when the age difference is reversed?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:55:16 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
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Vagina Dentata sounds like a great name for a goth or industrial band.
Hell, I'll just write an instrumental piece for piano and call it "Vagina Cantata." It'll surge past Bach and Handel on the classical charts!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well...
my mom did get me a thong for christmas.
i'm assuming that was a hint to give her grandbabies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just floss them - that's all we ask
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't like any of you.
besides, i file those teeth.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost wrote, "I'd hit it," but that's just fucking creepy coming from a 40-year-old dude. Just so you know what I was thinking...
'Course I'm a whore. Or I used to be.
Aw fuck it.
You are bonkeyed.
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Wait til you're 45 then you can say "I'd hit it" again. and again
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's okay, ole Lungy. I'm definitely legal.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow... we got off on a tangent there didn't we.
Sorry honey I forgot to remove my RapeX....ouchy
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost wrote, "I'd hit it," but that's just fucking creepy coming from a 40-year-old dude. Just so you know what I was thinking...
'Course I'm a whore. Or I used to be.
Aw fuck it.
You are bonkeyed.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I went to LA once when I was 6...There were a lot of bums there. I hung out with some bums in Hollywood. Funnest thing to happen that whole summer.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom
This is awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FEAR THE NOONUM MALEFICARUM. THE BOX THAT CANNOT BE CLOSED.
IT IS TOOTHY AND IT IS EVIL AND IT IS SO HUNGRY FOR YOUR BLOOD
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarlaac_pit
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes I have heard Norton sucks, but this is my first computer and I panicked. What do you recommend?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FEAR THE NOONUM MALEFICARUM. THE BOX THAT CANNOT BE CLOSED.
IT IS TOOTHY AND IT IS EVIL AND IT IS SO HUNGRY FOR YOUR BLOOD
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Andrew. I work nights and I slept during the day on Christmas, so I have no idea how it felt on Christmas day. Also, the valley tends to have more extreme weather than Santa Monica or Los Angeles proper, especially in my particular area. It's like a weather vortex. An anomaly, if you will.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Norton "IS" a virus
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I thought I could trust redskies. Anyway I'm safe because I have Norton, HAhahahHAHAHAAHAHA!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dammit... orgasmatron...
you made me vomit
now I have to start over
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow you are complaining about the weather in southern Cali? My girl is in LA right now, Santa Monica to be exact, and she said that it was 75 degrees on Christmas...SEVENTY-FUCKING-FIVE! It snowed over where I'm at. Fuck the cold. Also, why would you post a picture of a bonkeyed walrus and claim that it's you? That's just mean.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FEAR THE NOONUM MALEFICARUM. THE BOX THAT CANNOT BE CLOSED.
IT IS TOOTHY AND IT IS EVIL AND IT IS SO HUNGRY FOR YOUR BLOOD.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are we aiming for most heated?
Why anyone still clicks links on Uber is beyond me. At the best you are gonna get crap porn at the worst it is gonna crash your computer.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it does, Orphy. It's really me, dammit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking that there should be a new game show on network TV to help fill the void left by dramas and sitcoms. It would involve couples, let's say four couples, and they'd all have to eat a lot of heavy foods. Meatloaf, pot pies, things like that. They've got to eat a lot, to the point where their stomachs are all stretched and they're all doing that most American of walks, the Holy F I've Eaten Far Too Much Waddle.
Now, you give them no time to rest. Instead they have to make the sex, rapid style. They're all competing for a prize, you see. I'm not sure if it'll be for which man can get off the quickest or if it'll be for the couple that vomits last, but there will be some sort of stipulation. Hell, it can be for both achievements. I don't care. The guys would have to be fastened to some sort of belt or something to make sure they quickly thrust and pump their way to victory. Something to keep their stomach areas moving and sloshing around.
I'd like to call it Overeating Sex Boom. I think they'd dig it in Japan.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Almost there......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, it looks like a image you would get off an image site. 'Cos you are an alter!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 12:44:36 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
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Asshole.
Here I was expecting a nice entertaining site like icanhascheesburger, and the uncloseable box appears. Luckily I don't have speakers at work, so I wasn't aurally molested.
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I know, seriously. I, on the other hand, WAS orally molested. Hmm... I'm confused. But actually that's not the worst 80's song ever. Huhuh you said "uncloseable box" huh huh Beavis.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanted to make us all look different, I guess. Dumb. That pic was at our graduation, duh, and it ended up being used for advertisements on TV and crap for our college. It was a very commercial looking photo, done by a professional photographer.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
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Asshole.
Here I was expecting a nice entertaining site like icanhascheesburger, and the uncloseable box appears. Luckily I don't have speakers at work, so I wasn't aurally molested.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are your smiley face eyes the biggest?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, stop! By the way, http://www.ubersite.com/m/112841 I am the tallest one. I hope my face isn't bonk-eyed in that one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*proves. I am on the booze.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no, you are still an alter!!! Camwhore roves you can do a google image search and set up a relevant email. hehe
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, well, I always say everyone on this site is an alter of themselves anyway... until they post a CAMWHORE! Assuming it's real, of course. I'm rather charming sometimes.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd rather a "fancy don't" myself.
With MountandDo and quesodillas
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't do fancy very well.
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Suddenly I like you lots.
:)
You still irritate the shit out of me though.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I see. I don't do fancy very well. It was a long sweater, does that count? The fancy jacket I have wasn't long enough for the top. Appreciate the translation. =)
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Que Bueno
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fancy do = special occcaion/party.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just pointing out that anyone who wears a woolly sweater to a fancy do or whatever is normal.
I overplucked as a teen and had to grow them back. I recently went brunette and you need good eyebrows when you have dark hair.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah I know, all this queens english bullshit, that rubbi- I mean bullshit
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well besides the bonkeye
Seriously can you translate what orphy said into ENGLISH har har
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't trust the english.
they are very bad people.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bonkeye?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i know, the yanks call it a sweater, but what about it?
by the way, why would i fall for that stupid link again? what is wrong with me?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to let you put your finger in me, and then I suck your cock and get a movie role!"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE JUMPER
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you talking about, ophie? about the wooly blah blah, I don't understand
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:21:34 EST (#)
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is that why you always have an eye out for danger?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hophelia, I can't help myself. I had an eyebrow lady that yelled at me, so I let them grow out, and I was looking pretty good, but I seriously have a fucking nervous tic that makes me overpluck. It's the Mexican in me I guess. I know it's bad but it makes me feel better for some reason. I have anxiety issues.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you if you were wearing the woolly jumper on the back of your seat to the do. +2 Normal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tinyurl.com/2nmscj
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't put socks in a toaster
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't put jam on a magnet
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it, GC. I really want to move to S.F. Bay area. I never wanted to live here, but here I am. Stuck for a while because of my job, but I'm always looking at options. That's why I don't look fake enough for Los Angeles. I'm really crunchy at heart.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't overpluck your eyebrows, you irritating bitch :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the link i mean
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I loved it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bud light is for cock weasels.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
k
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh jeez, redskies. That wasn't annoying at all.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, my work is done here. You should just close your eyes in all pictures and tell everyone that you can't help but blink at the flash. It'll do you and us some justice.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just down the road, comparitively. San Diego.
S.F.V..ugh. Home of porno queens for forever. Also far too close to that shitty shitty excuse for a 6 Flags. The entire LA metropolitan area is a rotten cancer, why, oh why, are you there?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really, it was a boring work party. I wanted to die, unfortunately nursing a Bud Piss Water Light and watching everybody do the "Electric Slide."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fPjS6DSeDo8
They knew all the moves too. You can't see my hands in the photo, my wrists were bleeding by that time. That explains the paleness, I guess.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.internetisseriousbusiness.com has some advice about fashion
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what I mean about misconceptions about Southern California. We don't all surf all the time (never been) don't all have implants (why the hell not?) and I've never been tanning.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
San Fernando Valley. Liek OMG!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:11:00 EST (#)
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I knew it was a new thing for you - you look unprepared for it
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's okay, we hate you too.
You don't look fake enough to be in southern california, where are you?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this is the first time I have ever worn a halter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:09:54 EST (#)
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http://hellobrianblessed.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gym, yes. Implants, no. I have boobs. I promise.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate humidity. Can't fucking stand it. It's all dry heat over here. Anyway, maybe next camwhore won't be so dumb.
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So you are planning to thit the gym and get implants?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
omg
you're pretty funny
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BASTARD UBER STRIPPED MY SPACES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:07:56 EST (#)
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I am going to write all my comments so that you can read them
spacing wise it'll make it a lot easier if i cater for your specific
disability
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All this bonkeye talk is really hilarious. I am chortling to myself, but seriously I've never been accused of bonkeye before. Next camwhore better, I swear.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bonkeye
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:06:05 EST (#)
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Thanks for the warm regards, Sico. DAMMIT I DO NOT HAVE BONKEYE!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:05:41 EST (#)
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You seem quite defensive about your defective bonk eye. Are you ashamed of it? There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a bit off kilter is all.
Be proud of your specific deformity!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:04:35 EST (#)
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I hate humidity. Can't fucking stand it. It's all dry heat over here. Anyway, maybe next camwhore won't be so dumb.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:04:02 EST (#)
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'with humidity'
No points for that in my book
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:03:50 EST (#)
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Angelenos take vacations to cold places, I guess you guys think that's crazy when you have to shovel your fucking way out of the driveway to go to work.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:03:41 EST (#)
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it gets over 100 here. with humidity.
I ACCEPT NO EXCUSES!!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:02:46 EST (#)
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Grimmace???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:02:39 EST (#)
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Red is built for the warm.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:02:21 EST (#)
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Right now it's 50F outside. I know, it's not snowing or anything, but for us it's cold enough, thanks. But we tolerate 112F during the summer, forget about it, it's horrible.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:02:10 EST (#)
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Is Noo Joissee that warm Noonie?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:01:44 EST (#)
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I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song
Im twenty-two now, but I wont be for long
People ask me when will I grow up to understand
Why the girls I knew at school are already pushing prams
I loved you then as I love you still
Though I put you on a pedestal, you put me on the pill
I dont feel bad about letting you go
I just feel sad about letting you know
I dont want to change the world
Im not looking for a new england
Are you looking for another girl
I loved the words you wrote to me
But that was bloody yesterday
I cant survive on what you send
Every time you need a friend
I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them, but they were only satellites
Its wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish youd care
I dont want to change the world
Im not looking for a new england
Are you looking for another girl
My dreams were full of strange ideas
My mind was set despite the fears
But other things got in the way
I never asked that boy to stay
Once upon a time at home
I sat beside the telephone
Waiting for someone to pull me through
When at last it didnt ring, I knew it wasnt you
I dont want to change the world
Im not looking for a new england
Are you looking for another girl
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:01:02 EST (#)
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You have beautiful eyes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:00:51 EST (#)
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no i'm from new england. and the warm part of it at that. it's already hit 5 degrees - fahrenheit.
what's it like 50 there?
wimp.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:00:49 EST (#)
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Halter tops are not really meant to show off boobies. Phail.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:59:47 EST (#)
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Noonie is from New Joisee
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:59:26 EST (#)
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are you from California? It's a particularly cold winter. Yes I am pale, but not that damn pale. The picture sucks!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:59:00 EST (#)
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partial credit. the answer is Use Better Lighting - or set the aperture bigger - or longer exposure and sit perfectly still
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:58:28 EST (#)
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your juggs are disappointing...
I suggest implants and hitting the gym.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:58:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:56:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:55:09 GMT (#)
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Normal looking girl.
Glad to see another Casper. I'm paler than you though.
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Well yes Forensic - but you are a human skeleton
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pot and kettle.
then again relatively i'm the stove :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:58:18 EST (#)
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I'm immune to diphtheria too. and yellow fever. and hepatitis. and cholera.
Come the waves of pestilence - i'll be sitting pretty
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:58:16 EST (#)
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Ok, how about this for an excuse- I don't know how to turn the fucking flash down on this camera. Hmm? It's the flash, I tell ye.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:57:11 EST (#)
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oh it's fucking warm in california. and you've still got natural sunlight hitting the state in december.
fail :p
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:56:54 EST (#)
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I'm not that sensitive, or else I don't think I would have put up a camwhore. Especially a lame one like this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:56:37 EST (#)
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Ok, truth be told. I'd probably rail you if you swore to staple your eyes shut (I can't stand when girls look at my head and toes simultaneously) however, who can deny the sheer prettiness of this http://stuff.ubersite.com/1196350675343027800/1/pinktie.jpg ?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:56:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:55:09 GMT (#)
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Normal looking girl.
Glad to see another Casper. I'm paler than you though.
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Well yes Forensic - but you are a human skeleton
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:56:07 EST (#)
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two natural legs, thanks
5'8"
no, I have to get TB testing twice a year, working in a hospital and all. Americans don't get immunity to TB.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:55:57 EST (#)
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Babe, you're too sensitive to be camwhoring on this site. Next time just post your boobs and be done with it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:55:42 EST (#)
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is that the left half or the right half? has the mexican half seen something it wants to see that the american side is afeared of?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:55:09 EST (#)
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Normal looking girl.
Glad to see another Casper. I'm paler than you though.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:54:49 EST (#)
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Okay, inion. There is a misunderstanding among non-Californians. I DO NOT GO TO TANNING BEDS, THEREFORE I DO NOT HAVE A FAKE TAN IN THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER. Yes, it gets fucking cold here, it is not hot during the winter, and I work indoors and if I want sun I have to make the effort. I am darker in the summer. I am half Mexican btw, wouldn't know it by seeing me, I know.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:54:16 EST (#)
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are you immune to tuberculosis? I am.
*smug*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:53:28 EST (#)
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How tall?
Do you have one natural leg or two?
Yes your future depends on the answer to that last question.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:53:13 EST (#)
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maybe she's scared of skin cancer Noonie
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:52:45 EST (#)
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how can you be that pale and be from california?
isn't that illegal?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:52:40 EST (#)
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bonkeyes - staring off into the distance. distances. Plural.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:52:00 EST (#)
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Haiti?
well- ok then
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:51:48 EST (#)
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Damn it all to hell! Me and my goddam posture. Maybe this will motivate me to stand up straight, or as O said, to bend over further. I was trying out the halter top look, you're right I am rather large in the shoulder area. Combined with slouching, and bonkeye, this was a horrible choice for a camwhore.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:50:59 EST (#)
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Red....I'm prettier than 93.82% of Haiti and marginally prettier than this lost puppy. And let me reiterate. If that's what you call having tits than I've met premature babies with more chest than you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:50:59 EST (#)
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Go to the chiropractor and then you'll be scared to slouch
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:50:31 EST (#)
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proof that Americans are genetically more likely to have bonkeye
NO BRACES FOR THAT YANKIES
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:50:06 EST (#)
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Yes I slouch horribly. I'm tall.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:49:50 EST (#)
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Still - I was brave enough to go for the C not the B
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:49:46 EST (#)
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Halter tops are bad for broad shoulders.
If you sit up straight I think you'd really be able to de-emphasize the linebacker look.
Now bend over and show us what you've really got to work with.
Oh, and hi.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:49:24 EST (#)
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inion, what does that mean? I'm in California.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:49:21 EST (#)
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Credit to Noonie
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:49:19 EST (#)
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it doesn't count, he asked me to guess your bra size first. i told him it depended on how bad you were slouching.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:48:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:48:11 GMT (#)
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I think her eyes are pretty.
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Individually - yeah - it's just that they both look slightly embarrassed of the other and want to pretend they're not related
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:48:32 EST (#)
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And the grand prize goes to redskies!!! Um, for a homosexual you sure do have good boobie guessing skills.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:48:17 EST (#)
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must be english. got the shoe polish on binoculars eye make up going.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:48:11 EST (#)
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I think her eyes are pretty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:47:55 EST (#)
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your nose - otherwise Shlongy will have a heart spasm
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:47:28 EST (#)
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what, repost today? i'll have to wait until i have better pics, I'm getting a new piercing soon, will it be my nosey, my bewb, or my hole?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:46:57 EST (#)
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Can we guess your bra size now?
36C?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:46:20 EST (#)
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Thanks Red! I happen to agree wholeheartedly. I mean I know I have called him doughy on several occasions, but I think I have a better face, and you'll never see my pen0s.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:45:56 EST (#)
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you do have horrible posture - it does not do the top justice.
Repost?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:45:09 EST (#)
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Sico, you're such a fag. I actually do have boobies, I just also have horrible posture. AND THERE'S NO FUCKING BONKEYE!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:45:03 EST (#)
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You are still prettier than Sico.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:43:42 EST (#)
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okay, fine, so maybe one eye is a litte smaller. if i ever post camwhore again, i'll make sure to select one that's bonkeye free so i can prove it
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A. You've picked a bonk-eyed person to use as your alter camwhore.
B. You picked a flat chested punching bag to use as your alter camwhore.
ü. If this is you, then BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank you for making me feel good about myself.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:42:43 EST (#)
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APPARENTLY - you may not have bonk eyes - you may just have uneven eyes. Perhaps caused by differently shaped eye holes
I reckon you're still a bit wonky mesel.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:42:36 EST (#)
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bahahaah bonkeye, I love bonkeye, you can play basketball and shoot squirrels at the same time, congratulations!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:41:54 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for having the gonads to use what appears to be a real picture of yourself - or at least a NORMAL looking person.
Shlongy will be along eventually with his obligatory "SHOW ME YOUR HOLE" quip.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:41:37 EST (#)
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i wasn't looking directly at the camera, no bonk eye damn you
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:41:30 EST (#)
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cute top
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:40:54 EST (#)
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I've done careful analysis. One eye is on the kettle and one is on the fire.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:40:29 EST (#)
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no dammit! there is no bonk eye!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:39:50 EST (#)
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yeah, i'm a little doughy these days, guilty as charged
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:39:46 EST (#)
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The camera does not lie!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:39:32 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113920
Your kids would have PROPER wall eye
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:39:01 EST (#)
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that's no bonkeye! i was at a miserably boring party
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:38:43 EST (#)
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PASS THE CONCH, PIGGY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:38:13 EST (#)
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another bonkeye. You'd get on well with Hurty