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Shlongy hanging with his pals after 18 holes of golf CAPTION CONTEST! (1241 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.18 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wildman (View user info) at 2007-12-27 19:37:56 EST


Winner gets nothing of value including a shit-load of +2's





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Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

May I please have some more -2's?

Thank You.

Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats Schlongy in the middle alright.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are on probation until further notice for -1ing me. HOW DARE YOU?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-29 20:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha! I'm glad you resuscitated those posts on a weekend night so they weren't viewed too much.
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yeah, it gave you a 1 point bump anyway

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-29 17:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

why does no one do tributes to the_drake?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha! I'm glad you resuscitated those posts on a weekend night so they weren't viewed too much.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-29 01:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to win for lack of participation.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nun fucker below

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:35:59 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's a better competition: describe what the room smells like.
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Sicosemen's cock inside of Oathmeal's sock.

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why do they all look so sad?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tell you what people go here and have fun http://www.ubersite.com/m/113963

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's a better competition: describe what the room smells like.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lungfish in the lead.....

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows"

"..Those aren't PILLOWS!!!!!!"

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 07:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Is that a toe or thumb in Shlongy's anus?" -Spoken by Shlongy in 3rd person-

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-28 04:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder how they employ these people...

"Hi, Rodney Biter from Wangtastic Talent Agency here! We're in need of a disgusting, sweaty morbidly obese guy to sicken and disgust all around him, and we understand you're a Fatty McFatpants! Come on down to the office (if you can manage to get to the bus stop without having a heart attack! Safety first...), and if we can't stand the site of you for more than 17 seconds, you've got the job!


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 03:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I reckon the short blonde haired guy at the end is shlongy and he's saying;

'is that a bottle of famous grouse under your towel or are you just pleased to see me'

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 00:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Who farted?"

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-28 00:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Also shlongy is middle row far right. Note the nose shortness lack of hair and the fact he's jacking off while thinking about bubba (middle)

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-28 00:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, Bubba stole my awesome super funny caption. I'm going to make a sad face now

:(

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-28 00:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy is the one in the middle with the DD cups. Right? Right?


Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

But wait! He's not Bubba! He's Sadie, from Detroit!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba ruined this post by being a fucking tool as usual.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shut the fuck up bubba, 2 below.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cracking myself up.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy is the one in the middle with the DD cups. Right? Right?

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coma
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You're the one Kaos used to call the Boy Genius? Man, was HE a dumbshit. Almost as bad as you.

:)


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy is the one in the middle with the DD cups. Right? Right?

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coma

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 22:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

God almighty, there is some soul of goodness in things evil, would men observingly distill it out. For our bad neighbor makes us early stirrers, which is both healthful and good husbandry. Besides, they are our outward consciences and preachers to us all, admonishing that we should dress us fairly for our end. Thus may we gather honey from the weed and make a moral of the devil himself. Jimmy's fart was just plain vile, however. I mean it was fuckin' disgusting.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Winner

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bubba took the funny out of this post before it even began.
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And you, Mr. Suckass, call people by other's names, you stupid ASSHOLE!!!
WTF do YOU know about funny, dipshit?? HUH??


Stop calling me Bubba. I'm not. I told all of you it will come to light in about a month; February 23. <Note, dumbass, I CAN spell the second month of the year, as opposed to you>

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bubba took the funny out of this post before it even began.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mrs Shlongy spoils another post-round sauna with that goddamned fake beard of hers.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy is the one in the middle with the DD cups. Right? Right?


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