I love you Sicosemen for preserving the integrity of Ubersite! (2010 hits)
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Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-28 11:46:35 EST
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you ever +2 a post of mine again, you fetid whore.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:20:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:09:30 PST (#)
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It would appear I like you more for your comments than your posts hehehe
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That wouldn't surprise me at all!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It would appear I like you more for your comments than your posts hehehe
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 11:51:55 EST (#)
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Holy mother of fuck: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm I'd maybe give it a tussle. I'd want to see da butt first though.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-02 14:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still don't have juggs.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew Banzir Bhutto. She was a cunt. I saw her in a bar in cashmere slutting around with Bin Laden and Musharaf, I saw that shit. She totally sucked their dicks. Fuckin bitch.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-31 17:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I beleive in her cause.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this a mustache I see before me, or just dust on my screen?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-29 12:13:50 PST (#)
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oops, forgot to add: http://cdn.ugoto.com/pictures/mexican_sharpies-e71.jpg
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-29 12:13:18 PST (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 13:02:28 EST (#)
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wtf happened to your eyebrows?
you're supposed to shape and thin them, not make cartoon eyebrows out of em.
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I know, I have a nervous complex or something, I can't help it. I know they're terrible. I'll never go that far though.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:13:50 EST (#)
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oops, forgot to add: http://cdn.ugoto.com/pictures/mexican_sharpies-e71.jpg
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:13:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 13:02:28 EST (#)
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wtf happened to your eyebrows?
you're supposed to shape and thin them, not make cartoon eyebrows out of em.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 13:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf happened to your eyebrows?
you're supposed to shape and thin them, not make cartoon eyebrows out of em.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:53:08 EST (#)
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found it on youtube
I don't have any content, sorry
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:47:55 EST (#)
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Haiku if you see my next post, uh, no pun intended.
I can't find that song on Limewire. Never heard of it actually. I'm listening to John Denver.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
With content, that is.
Next time, tiger.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad you liked the song.
I like Beirut's "A Sunday Smile" a lot, too.
Entertain me.
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2007-12-29 02:36:34 EST (#)
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p.s. I would let Bhutto have my bone. Even though shes dead.
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2007-12-29 02:35:57 EST (#)
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you have skinny eybrows and down syndrome you have bonkeye
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2007-12-29 02:35:22 EST (#)
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do...do...doo...doo..
do..do..doo.ddo
do the bonkeye
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2007-12-29 02:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bonkeye
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-12-29 01:01:25 EST (#)
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i love all the people who look up bhutto on wikipedia and form an opinion in less than 15 minutes on her.
not saying that you did....just most westerners.
happy new year.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it....
....with a real long 2x4.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO CARES
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-28 23:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I told you lately I would make sweet, sweet love to your corpse?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 23:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again, Bubba sweeps in to drive all the funny out of a long set of comments.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-12-28 22:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just what uber really need. another stupid ass whore/. shut the fuck up twat face. i already don't like you
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-28 18:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i garauntee you this chick is good at sucking cock. i can spot a good cocksucker from a mile away.
****
i can smell them from 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:52:14 PST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:46:07 GMT (#)
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it's got quite a smooth histogram for that though
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Are you kidding? The gaussian section is WAY off and as for the stipple? Come on now, a simple adjustment of curves would have sorted everything out, but no; this just smacks of laziness.
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And it's obvious you misadjucted the camtoggle, as well as neglecting to lift the interossiter handle the required 12 degrees. Amateurs.
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nurrrrrrrrr!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:46:07 GMT (#)
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it's got quite a smooth histogram for that though
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Are you kidding? The gaussian section is WAY off and as for the stipple? Come on now, a simple adjustment of curves would have sorted everything out, but no; this just smacks of laziness.
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And it's obvious you misadjucted the camtoggle, as well as neglecting to lift the interossiter handle the required 12 degrees. Amateurs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
While you're busy wanking off to my camwhores, feast your eyes on my balls:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111823
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like 3 people I know combined.
On a side note, after reading a few of these reviews, you are PERFECT for this website. Needy, interactive, okay looking, and post a lot of camwhores.
Even if you prove to have absolutely no talent at anything, you are going to provide and receive hours of entertainment here.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you Shlong, I just had lunch. A few burgers, a couple children, I washed it down with a cat, and now it's coming back up after looking at your lily white arsehole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:21:49 EST (#)
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Yes I'm quite talented, and I can do that with my whale penis in your hole. Show me your hole!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah...That's a great reason to be jealous.
The only thing that I'm jealous of, as far as you're concerned, is your ability to eat 18 donuts for your daily breakfast.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of my heated post and my large dick
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jealous?
OF WHAT, exactly?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is so sensitive. I thought I was easy, damn.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making shlongy jealous again.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean it's not sexy when I compare my dick to old Shlongy's over there?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love you my bonkeye wife, but this is getting gay beyond all recognition.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113968
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You love eating those steroids, eh?
No wonder you have hair sprouting from every orifice in your pudgy body.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bigger than yours, too
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How big is your dick...I bet it's bigger than Sicos...Not much isn't.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:57:14 EST (#)
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Yes, Shlong, I'm enormous. Pushing 350 this morning.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:56:30 EST (#)
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well then feel free to explain then
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a World Champion level hot dog eater?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how so?
you really don't pay attention around here do you?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:52:12 EST (#)
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inion, that's a stupid question
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:51:02 EST (#)
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for future reference, can you insert the periods, exercise proper capitalization as how I use my name in my display: S.I. Co. Semen thanks.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:24:54 EST (#)
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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY ASKED YOU WHY YOU USE "NO-SCRIPT"
LIAR LIAR LIAR
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actually thanks to you and redskies i've turned mine off too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you a beaner?
:D
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.smellmeand.com
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bonkeye
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:27:48 EST (#)
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See what I mean? I wish I spoke your language.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:26:12 EST (#)
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T'is true. I was showing my boss some sites for work and, silly elinks user that he is, he asked me why I had to enable scripts for each page I visit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(*%$^rwe*_$#+)%+&#$+(%&_)##-3078
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:24:54 EST (#)
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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY ASKED YOU WHY YOU USE "NO-SCRIPT"
LIAR LIAR LIAR
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why yes, Beefcake, they do.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:20:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:05:47 EST (#)
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And people wonder why I use No-Script for firefox....
WHAT PEOPLE? WHO WONDERS THAT? DOES SOMEONE ACTUALLY ASK YOU "WHY DO YOU USE NO-SCRIPT?"
SRSLY???
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:18:40 EST (#)
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i wonder whose girlfriend this is eh ;)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:13:32 EST (#)
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And by working on his tan he means setting traps for vermin.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:11:38 EST (#)
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ok, i'm gonna go work on my tan now. for real this time.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:11:04 EST (#)
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<head asplode>
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:09:07 EST (#)
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Will you motherfuckers stop speaking in code?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:08:41 EST (#)
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I wish I understood all this nerd talk. I really would like to learn programming just for the fuck of it. Say that to a programmer and watch their head explode.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:07:10 EST (#)
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I just run OSX in a Parallels instance on my PC.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:07:02 EST (#)
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Fuck you Hurty! I have neighbors!
Just because I said that wasn't a bad 80's song, now you're going to torture me with it. Actually I have a thing for redhead dudes. Have you seen Eric Stoltz? HOLY SHIT!
It was the crack of dawn, that's my window.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:06:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:01:26 EST (#)
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I reckon this is an alter. Proof: http://www.radestock.com
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YOU DICKEATER!!
second time in two days I fell for that.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
there is no obsession/crush. Crystle simply rocks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:06:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:52:56 EST (#)
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING A MICROSOFT PRODUCT to play with your images if you have a mac?
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because photoshop is exactly the same on a pc as it is on a mac.
there are two macs and a pc sitting in front of me right now. guess which one i'm using? the pc. windows is way more user friendly to me than osx. i don't need gay animations and pretty colors. i just need shit to work. i have some usb speakers and i plugged them in to a mac and they didn't work. i then plugged them in to my pc and they worked first time.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:05:47 EST (#)
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And people wonder why I use No-Script for firefox....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:01:42 EST (#)
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I wrote my first program on a Commodore PET. Saved it on a tape. Not like a backup tape, an audio cassette.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:01:26 EST (#)
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I reckon this is an alter. Proof: http://www.radestock.com
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:00:11 EST (#)
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The other one was better.
also, what's with the crack of dawn in the photo?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:59:55 EST (#)
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I was in elementary school when Macs first came out, that's how people my age learned to use computers. IBM was still IBM.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:57:28 EST (#)
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You fucking bastard, I love Toblerone.... And Bacci...
And my fat fucking ass shows it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:56:51 EST (#)
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trained to do what?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:56:32 EST (#)
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What I mean is, this is my first computer of my own and it's a PC. I grew up on Macs and was trained on them, and my family always had Macs. I'm more familiar with them, and their user friendliness, I'm getting used to my PC, especially since my jobs always use PC's.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:55:54 EST (#)
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what kind of mac have you got?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:55:36 EST (#)
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shut it Toblerone head.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:54:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:50:13 EST (#)
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Now you guys are just fucking around and taking advantage of my naivete.
Can't figure how to do accents on a PC, sorry. I'm a Mac user usually
Jake isn't very smart.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:52:56 EST (#)
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING A MICROSOFT PRODUCT to play with your images if you have a mac?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:52:55 EST (#)
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My patented analysis leads me to this conclusion:
No one would Photoshop something like this then import it into MS Photo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:52:35 EST (#)
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+2 fellow mac user
damn it
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:52:03 EST (#)
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this is a seriously piss poor image though. And if you're gonna sort out your read eye - you could have at least made your eyes point in the same direction
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:51:45 EST (#)
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+2 Fellow Mac User.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:51:34 EST (#)
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Fakey is taking it seriously, and he's right. I am just talking shit.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:50:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:48:49 PST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:47:31 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:46:07 GMT (#)
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it's got quite a smooth histogram for that though
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Are you kidding? The gaussian section is WAY off and as for the stipple? Come on now, a simple adjustment of curves would have sorted everything out, but no; this just smacks of laziness.
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I'm not saying it's a good job - what I am saying is there isn't the typical peaks and troughs one would expect of a heavily 'Shopped image. i.e. the paper
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Now you guys are just fucking around and taking advantage of my naivete.
Can't figure how to do accents on a PC, sorry. I'm a Mac user usually.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:48:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:47:31 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:46:07 GMT (#)
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it's got quite a smooth histogram for that though
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Are you kidding? The gaussian section is WAY off and as for the stipple? Come on now, a simple adjustment of curves would have sorted everything out, but no; this just smacks of laziness.
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I'm not saying it's a good job - what I am saying is there isn't the typical peaks and troughs one would expect of a heavily 'Shopped image. i.e. the paper
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:46:07 GMT (#)
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it's got quite a smooth histogram for that though
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Are you kidding? The gaussian section is WAY off and as for the stipple? Come on now, a simple adjustment of curves would have sorted everything out, but no; this just smacks of laziness.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:46:50 EST (#)
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definite red eye brush however. it's too smooth in those places
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:46:07 EST (#)
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it's got quite a smooth histogram for that though
curious
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:45:59 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is this eko nerd and what the fuck is he talking about?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:41:17 EST (#)
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WTF are you on about, Slappy?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:40:50 EST (#)
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PhotoShop expert below.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:40:06 EST (#)
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This dither is subpar. The point sample is off kilter. Whoever fucked with the lossy reminds me of a fly puking and eating it again.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:38:51 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=119886347138476893
You spelled 'benevolent butthole' wrong.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:37:43 EST (#)
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i'm actually in Florida right now, Monty. right on the beach. in fact, i don't know why i'm wasting my time on ubersite when i could be drinking on the beach....
i'm outta here!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:37:15 EST (#)
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Not far, just to S.F. Bay area to see some friends for a few days. You're right it's fucking cold here.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:32:22 EST (#)
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The fact you let yourself get baited into doing this is worth a +1.
Do Sico a favor and post one of you inserting a spatula or whisk into one of your orifices next. I guarantee a shitstorm of +2's for that one.
Where are you going on vacation? Its fucking cold pretty much everywhere except florida right now.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:32:11 EST (#)
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Or more simply, http://www.ubersite.com/m/113966#2613649
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:31:28 EST (#)
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Easily explained, eko.
<rdf:li>fuck sico</rdf:li></rdf:Bag>
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</MicrosoftPhoto:LastKeywordXMP><MicrosoftPhoto:DateAcquired>2007-12-28T16:42:37Z
</MicrosoftPhoto:DateAcquired></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF></xmp:xmpmeta>
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:27:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:25:52 PST (#)
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Well how do you explain the RGB levels being shot to shit? The marquee is totally off as well. A beginner with 10 minutes could have done a better job.
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Seriously, I don't even know what any of this crap means. My nerd abilities are very limited. All I know is the pic was majorly oversized so I resized it significantly, making my forehead look shiny. Leave me out of all that technical bullshit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:27:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:25:52 GMT (#)
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Well how do you explain the RGB levels being shot to shit? The marquee is totally off as well. A beginner with 10 minutes could have done a better job.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:26:07 EST (#)
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I liked it.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:26:03 EST (#)
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Yes, Hadley, I've uh, noticed. Poor FTW.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:25:52 EST (#)
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Well how do you explain the RGB levels being shot to shit? The marquee is totally off as well. A beginner with 10 minutes could have done a better job.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:25:08 EST (#)
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Shlongy, please. You're upsetting my virginal sensibilities.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:24:43 EST (#)
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I'm an expert on image analysis. Just ask forthewin.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:23:54 EST (#)
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I just looked at the picture, silly.
NIKONCOOLPIX P4V1.12007:11:27 08:43:42
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:23:13 EST (#)
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By my observations, you would seem to have an extremely hairy cooch. AM I RIGHT?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:22:23 EST (#)
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Just barely over my beer gut, Shlongo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:22:21 EST (#)
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I just lost my 2nd camera this year. I had a Canon SD1000 and it fucking kicked all kinds of ass....until I lost it :*(
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:21:31 EST (#)
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P.S. Microsoft Photo sucks balls.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:21:29 EST (#)
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I didn't have to use red eye reduction on this one, I think I did on the other one. How can you tell the date is off?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:21:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:16:16 EST (#)
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Not yet Shlongy, sorry. Guess I won't be dropping to my knees anytime soon.
Can you even SEE your knees when you look down?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:20:37 EST (#)
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well at least it's a Nikon. good choice. i use a Nikon digital SLR.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:20:23 EST (#)
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Good job using the red-eye reduction, though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:19:29 EST (#)
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The date is a month off on your camera.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:18:15 EST (#)
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That's right, Hidden. I don't even know how to adjust the flash. It's a Nikon Coolpix P4, 8.1 megapixels, it's old, I bought it from someone.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:16:16 EST (#)
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Not yet Shlongy, sorry. Guess I won't be dropping to my knees anytime soon.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:16:08 EST (#)
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What kinda camera you got, woman?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:15:56 EST (#)
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ATTN: HadToBeDone - you have time to look up all those fucking reviews but not to play your move? You are dead to me. DEAD.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:15:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:12:31 EST (#)
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And anyone that can't see that the paper is photoshopped into this picture is retarded. Seriously? That's poor effort, look at the artifacts around the edge.
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anyone that can't tell it's the result of the flash from a cheap digital camera is retarded. look at how dark the rest of the room is.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:14:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:12:31 PST (#)
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And anyone that can't see that the paper is photoshopped into this picture is retarded. Seriously? That's poor effort, look at the artifacts around the edge.
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This is bad coming from me but dude, get a life. Anyway I don't even have Photoshop =(
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:13:49 EST (#)
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It looks so real! She even has a beam of light shining from heaven to verify the authenticity!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:13:23 EST (#)
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So, you didn't take my expert advice and start your diet yet, eh Mabel?
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:12:31 EST (#)
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And anyone that can't see that the paper is photoshopped into this picture is retarded. Seriously? That's poor effort, look at the artifacts around the edge.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:12:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:59:31 EST (#)
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And whore the fuck folds their paper into 16ths?
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The same girls that made those finger genies in junior high...you know, the things that they would write names on each inside pocket, and then fold them in and out like four or eight times and the name they got would be their future lover/spouse/abusive alcoholic cousin?
Yeah, those were the good times.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:11:31 EST (#)
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and there's no proof of a hole, either
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:11:10 EST (#)
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dead girls dont say no
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:10:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:08:37 EST (#)
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hidden101 would fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat
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uh, i never said anything about a heartbeat.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:10:02 EST (#)
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Thanks sweety.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:09:17 EST (#)
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Did your work for ya, Simon. Merry Christmas. I just blew my Christmas bonus on a small pizza and order of wings.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113961#2613324
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113960#2613310
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113948#2613316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113928#2611881
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113926#2611880
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113920#2611738
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113917#2611659
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:08:37 EST (#)
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hidden101 would fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:08:33 EST (#)
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Dear lord my bonkeyed wife, what the hell is this?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:07:04 EST (#)
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And many thanks to Miss Bhutto for letting me use her as a timestamp.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:06:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:02:56 PST (#)
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On the other hand, hair color aside, there is SOMETHING to be said for female nurses. :)
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That's right baby!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:05:15 EST (#)
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I've yet to see a review from Hadtobedone that didn't have me attached to it in some form the past week. Do me a favor, sweety, and find one for me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:04:17 EST (#)
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hell yeah she was. i would have banged her. i have a thing for older women.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:59:31 EST (#)
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And whore the fuck folds their paper into 16ths?
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Almost clever the first time.
Not even in the same zip code as clever the second.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:03:14 EST (#)
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She was an attractive lady, considering her age. She knew she was putting her life on the line and was proud to do it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:02:56 EST (#)
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On the other hand, hair color aside, there is SOMETHING to be said for female nurses. :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:02:13 EST (#)
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Listen, whoresemen, I don't have writing utensils or paper for christ's sake, that was the back of my work schedule, the only paper I could find.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:01:52 EST (#)
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you resemble Bhutto a lot.
she was bonkeyed too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:00:01 EST (#)
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OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED A PINK WRITING UTENSIL YOU FUCKING WHORE
I ONLY USE BLACK
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:59:31 EST (#)
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And whore the fuck folds their paper into 16ths?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:58:24 EST (#)
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I haven't been in school for a long time, I don't have lots of writing utensils in my house. All I could find was pink highlighter. Jeez, sorry to offend.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:57:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:56:29 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:54:42 CST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:53:29 PST (#)
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It was a joke, cock knuckle. Seriously though, Captain Thorns is seeming like he has the biggest e-crush since Brdn has on Crystle.
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I know, I think I like CT's attention.
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Sorry to disappoint but I prefer blondes and redheads. :p
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*bleeds from wrists*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:57:01 EST (#)
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And whore the fuck writes in pink highlighter? (see what I did with who/whore)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:56:31 EST (#)
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They are not connected. That's the prob.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:56:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:54:42 CST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:53:29 PST (#)
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It was a joke, cock knuckle. Seriously though, Captain Thorns is seeming like he has the biggest e-crush since Brdn has on Crystle.
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I know, I think I like CT's attention.
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Sorry to disappoint but I prefer blondes and redheads. :p
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:54:45 EST (#)
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hahaha
Make way for another virgin stampede!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:54:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:53:29 PST (#)
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It was a joke, cock knuckle. Seriously though, Captain Thorns is seeming like he has the biggest e-crush since Brdn has on Crystle.
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I know, I think I like CT's attention.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:53:43 EST (#)
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Thanks Doctor! No, orphy, I don't care about hits, but it hurt me when you called me an alter. I thought we were friends ='(
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I like ya, but that don't mean auto +2. I'd have kept 'em guessing a bit longer and posted next year. I don't see the woolly jumper either :(
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:53:42 EST (#)
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Okay, rslf, but in this one it's the other eye, isn't it? That proves I'm not bonkeyed. I think.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:53:29 EST (#)
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It was a joke, cock knuckle. Seriously though, Captain Thorns is seeming like he has the biggest e-crush since Brdn has on Crystle.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:53:20 EST (#)
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Don't mention it.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:52:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 08:51:41 PST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Internet validation gets you no where. I love seeing my name though.
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oh, the irony...
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I know, srsly. And you're right on that assumption...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:52:46 EST (#)
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STILL bonkeyed
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:52:12 EST (#)
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I know, Jeanneee, I know. I've reached a new low. I've got a couple of days to lie around before I go on vacation, and I really don't have anything better to do. Basement dwelling virgin is right. It's not like I have a reputation to protect, so I have nothing to lose by looking like a total moron.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:51:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:48:56 EST (#)
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Internet validation gets you no where. I love seeing my name though.
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oh, the irony...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:51:34 EST (#)
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This fucking sucks. Not really any improvement visually on the first one but hey ho nice lip gloss.
CT I will reply later. Rest of you , bye for now wankers.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:50:49 EST (#)
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did you draw those eyebrows on with a pencil?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:50:40 EST (#)
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AND SHE SCORES FROM THE HALF COURT LINE AT THE CLOCK FOR THE WIN!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:50:39 EST (#)
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WHOA THIS IS EPIC.
Just kidding. Why do we care about this? I mean you're cute, but really.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:50:23 EST (#)
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Oh shut up Sico, you're one to talk.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:49:47 EST (#)
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Thanks Doctor! No, orphy, I don't care about hits, but it hurt me when you called me an alter. I thought we were friends ='(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:49:27 EST (#)
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i garauntee you this chick is good at sucking cock. i can spot a good cocksucker from a mile away.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Internet validation gets you no where. I love seeing my name though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:48:00 EST (#)
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Jesus are you THAT desperate for hits?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:47:46 EST (#)
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Worthy sentiment.