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Category: Science & Environmental
Labels: stfu_n00b

Rating: 0.65 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-12-28 12:30:20 EST


Too lazy to type "Kill Yourself" to another n00b/alter?

NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO!


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Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-12-30 14:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:48:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, baby. I have to go watch some manly American football now.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What the fuck is manly about men in Lycra with pads on?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

0k

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:48:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, baby. I have to go watch some manly American football now.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What the fuck is manly about men in Lycra with pads on?

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, baby. I have to go watch some manly American football now.



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Orphelia must be using a proxy to disguise herself for some reason.

Sounds like she has alteritis, a hardening of the ass resulting from spending too much time on ubersite.
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Huh? What. Please dumb this statment down so I can understand it.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Orphelia must be using a proxy to disguise herself for some reason.

Sounds like she has alteritis, a hardening of the ass resulting from spending too much time on ubersite.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you just had "Bonkeye07" constantly?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I forget it. I make it so complicated, I don't remember it.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:28:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to change my password pretty much every time I log on.

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Why?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to change my password pretty much every time I log on.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no i lost my password and asked for a new one and it only took 4 months

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did the Uber account thief steal it?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

true but I did lose the account for a bit

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:18:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

unless you call timmaaah an alter

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Technically, since your main account used to be Timaaah, you are an alter of yourself. How confusing is that?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this will be on most heated before long!!Cue anger from Capatain Thorns!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't love the bonkeye boy. I just find him stimulating.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

unless you call timmaaah an alter

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:16:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

i dont have any alters miss bonkeye lover.

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That's a lie.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i dont have any alters miss bonkeye lover. I may create one called The_Dentist though!



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeeze El, can't you and your many alters think of some other way to insult me other than the 'whore, slut, slag' route?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you are king of the bonkeyes


Orphelia you argue like a dirty slut, weird!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Davina MaColl has a bonkeye. She said on the radio every now and then she has to wear an eyepatch to try and tame it.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You two argue like an old married couple.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:06:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

By the way this is a shit linkable post.

Bonkeyed freak.

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Oddly enough I disagree.

You do know that nobody's eyes point exactly in the same direction right? It's not like I'm a one off.

I know a guy who's proper skelly eyed, now that's funny.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

By the way this is a shit linkable post.

Bonkeyed freak.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:03:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/monoface.jpg

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Your latest camwhore is an improvement.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/monoface.jpg

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

at least im not bonkeyed

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:58:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rat girl? Hmmmm. Haha El writes just as well as Tigerlily

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BWAHAHAHA.

I like how he's nicked an insult from one of the shittest comedy shows on telly ever.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rat girl? Hmmmm. Haha El writes just as well as Tigerlily

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How Very Dare You

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

EI has such an unintelligible writing style that it's frankly insulting you think I'd have such a shitty alter.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oi rat girl, watch it

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:51:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you ignoring me Hurty? I can tantrum just as good as El you know?!

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Why would I be ignoring you? I am playing this game and getting massively frustrated with it!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Funny how El and Hurty are on at the same time. I think El is Hurtys alter. To show his sweet and feminine side.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shut ya ratty face orphelia :P

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you ignoring me Hurty? I can tantrum just as good as El you know?!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:48:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll click on that later, but for some reason I laughed at you calling me young man, however appropriate it may be.

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It's an excellent little game I found a few years back and have just re-discovered, time consuming but enjoyable.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll click on that later, but for some reason I laughed at you calling me young man, however appropriate it may be.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:28:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is wrong with you people who don't get this? It's really very simple.

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My sentiment exactly

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Entertainment you want young man?

http://jayisgames.com/archives/2004/05/samorost.php

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 08:28:57 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is wrong with you people who don't get this? It's really very simple.
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Hey, I thought that same thing, despite my lack of being entertained.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is wrong with you people who don't get this? It's really very simple.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 10:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-30 01:28:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 16:19:50 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Inverness? Ouch!

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FUCK YOU.

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Excellent idea.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-29 22:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm embarrassed to admit how long I had to stare at this before I figured out what it was

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-29 20:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 16:19:50 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Inverness? Ouch!

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FUCK YOU.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-12-28 21:57:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

You don't have enough Uber-Cred to get away with this.
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that's probably the most retarded thing i've ever heard. uber-cred? get out more.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 12:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a test: Pleasefuckyourself

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 12:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My next question. How do you embed links into text such that like this post, the word "here" is a link? How do YOU do that? Yes, I missed that day of computer basics class. http://allentown.craigslist.org/ele/522137641.html

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 12:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Leave it to some maroons with nothing better to do on a saturday evening....or sunday....who cares to give me some smart ass answer. Eat my shit I'm getting ready to take. 2 brits, once cup?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figgy_pudding

obvious

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 16:33:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does anyone know what figgy pudding is?
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Urbane knew all about friggy pudding.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Does anyone know what figgy pudding is?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:38:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't forget to dot your "eyes" and cross your "t"s.
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Does he mean cross your eyes and dot your tea's? More appropriate.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Inverness? Ouch!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:09:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

I see the Toon Army are about to be hammered. Have fun :)

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One - Nil at half time is OK. Still, Killie are one down as well which sucks.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't forget to dot your "eyes" and cross your "t"s.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I see the Toon Army are about to be hammered. Have fun :)

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shut it squinty

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

How do people not get it?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder if bonkeye jokes will ever not be funny?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Keep an EYE out for them, crankbait.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Vague (user info) at 2007-12-29 12:27:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

You don't have enough Uber-Cred to get away with this

_____________________

FUDD!! A total pie!

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Another Scot on Uber?

Submitted by Vague (user info) at 2007-12-29 07:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

You don't have enough Uber-Cred to get away with this

_____________________

FUDD!! A total pie!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:08:13 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

You don't have enough Uber-Cred to get away with this.

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Oh you're so right, King of Uber. I'll never make this mistake again!

Get over yourself, prick.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

You don't have enough Uber-Cred to get away with this.
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that's probably the most retarded thing i've ever heard. uber-cred? get out more.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

You don't have enough Uber-Cred to get away with this.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:58:48 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

potentially useful

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The content should've been the title.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 14:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't get it. Hit whore.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

your father is your mother, your sister is your brother, they only fuck each other, the shlongy family.

nananannna


nana

nana


nananananana


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this supposed to be funny?
My best friend's cousin's mother just hung herself.


REALLY???

THAT ROCKS!!!

Did you use the hanging body as a pinata?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 18:13:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

I must admit i dont understand this but im sure you will explain

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Basically, rather than type some witty comment about killing yourself or dieing, all you have to do is link this post, which is also conveniently labeled 'stfun00b' for your ah, convenience.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I must admit i dont understand this but im sure you will explain

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good.

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this supposed to be funny?
My best friend's cousin's mother just hung herself.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy shit, so it does!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you turn it upside down it looks like two people hypnotized by a bright light on the lawn.

http://www.ratpackcycles.com/sway.gif


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

potentially useful

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your powers are weak, old man.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it.


You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out