I love you Apollo for... (1120 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.09 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-12-28 12:37:51 EST
Licking the peanut butter off my testicles.
What?
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WOW YOU DONT LOOK 8 FEET TALL FOR A CHANGE
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2008-01-04 08:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God you're gay.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-30 17:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i forgive you for not calling it shandy
the resemblance to apullo is uncanny
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it weird that I got aroused by this?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-29 17:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lame.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i forgot what post this is because while i was thinking of something to write i started thinking about that show theyve been plugging on fox with the lie detector. what are the contestants playing for? i get the feeling if i was on the show i would either hear or say something that would cause a rift between my friends or family. i think nothing short of eternal happiness is an adequate prize for running the risk of telling your fiance youve let a dog lick peanut butter off your nuts (this might be the dog post, come to think of it) or that you let a stripper fuck you in the butthole with a strap on and you werent even drunk. those seem like intensely personal questions and the exact wrong audience to announce this stuff in front of is probably the live studio variety. i dont know. i am really beginning to mistrust television.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-29 00:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who needs a woman when you have a dog and a jar of peanut butter?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-28 18:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
50 bucks says both of you can lick your junk
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boxer
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
choosy dogs choose Jif.
+2 because Darko knew I'd see that
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-28 16:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now! Easy on the bonk eye.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob Ross +2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
choosy dogs choose Jif.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:32:51 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, I just don't think the dog is that cute.
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Says the chick with bonk-eye.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a lie, Lisa.
It's a well-known Uber fact that AJ has yet to fuck anyone, anywhere.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, I just don't think the dog is that cute.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ fucked me in the ass. Know why?
I'm a very freaky girl
Very freaky girl girl
Very freaky girl
Very freaky girl girl
Very freaky girl
Very freaky girl girl
You want a freaky girl?
Welcome to Lisa's world
You ain't gon' wanna leave
Just like a kid at Disney World
My deepthroat have you squirtin' like a watergun
Coochie overflowin' like somebody let the faucet run
Bust one nut, I ain't done
I got mo to come
Friends? Tell 'em all to come
We gon' have some mo fun
Yeaaaah...chew on me like some bubblegum
I'll lick you like a lollipop
Once you taste my honeybun
Inside a lil' secret
Just like my underwear
You know pain is pleasure
Can you make me shed a tear?
Smack my ass, grab my neck
Got 'em comin' everywhere
I'm a freak so I don't care
Just don't get none in my hair
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awsome dog
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm very happy for you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What a remarkably gay everything in this post from the title to the picture to the dog to the couch.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you let your dog lick your nuts while you paint happy trees?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 13:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet that dog pulls more tail than AJ does.
So does that couch, that wall, his computer keyboard, etc....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO ADORABLE. That dog is a supermodel.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not a neck, it's a pipe cleaner.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76881
I really do have a neck, honest.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow, this quote seems appropriate here:
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Bart After Dark
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 17:40:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
It got transferred to my chin.
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It should apply for re-location.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are all the sex-starved Uber users to blather on about how cute my dog is and what a good owner I must be etc. etc. to drive this post to the top of most heated?
Argue, monkeys!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Geez...and I usually LIKE pictures of dogs...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It got transferred to my chin.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Neck?