Fuck these cunts. No seriously, fuck these cunts. (1052 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2007-12-29 02:45:42 EST
Shlongy. What did you ever do that was any good? I got into ubersite around 2 years ago and have never seen anything good from you. Just a pic here or there of a blow up santa fucking you, or a little kid holding a greyhounds tail. And every new faggot on here name drops you like you are important. I'm not jealous, just bewildered. What is good about you? You comment on every post but its never funny, just juvenile. What is good about you? The fact that you claim to be rich? Can someone help me out? Did you used to be funny?
Sicosemen. Now you are shit. Every few months you post a pic titled "This is why I'm da sico semen" and its a pic of you gurning with a half decent chick. If you really were any good at life, you would not feel the need to post that shit. I've never laughed at any of your posts, and I have read them objectively. I've never enjoyed any of your posts full stop. Remember when you launched that campaign for bart to unban you? That was pointless. Nothing you have ever done is any good. You have the shittest tattoo I have ever seen. I can't remember anyone being as shit as you. At least shlongy got fucked by santa, what did you ever do?
Cunts that are good:
Georgemichael. For those of you that were here, GM took us on a wild ride, and looking back it was genius.
Paintitblack: Fucking hilarious. As a fake emo chick, everyone used to hang shit on her, not realising it was georgemichael again, playing you all for chumps. Shit cunts.
LSD: Nothing has been any good since he left.
Frankthebear: Just a nice guy.
Shineboxxx: Shinefuckingboxxxx cunt.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking brilliant.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your parents must be so proud (if they're not already dead from aids).
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy ISN'T any good as far as writing - but he gets name-dropped a lot because he does SUCH a wonderful job of calling attention to himself.
Not that the rest of us don't do that, but he wrecks the curve at it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 09:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard = virgin dickheads who use "arse" and "teh"
YOU WIN, CHIEF!!!
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-02 07:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, original with teh idiot below call. (Please note the "teh", I need to prove retard status as the almighty s... oh i can't spell his name has decreed it).
Should I apply the obligatory "My daddy can kick your daddy's arse" call right about now?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-02 03:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sweet comeback below. i retract my entire post. thanks. you rock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 18:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-01 17:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some things cannot be explained...the seven seas...gravity...Who invented liquid soap and why?...the continuing popularity of Rosie O'Donnell...and Shlongy.
How's life in retard school going, stok?
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Actually dumbarse all of those material things can be explained, including the popularity of the fat bitch because your entire country is packed full of other fat bitches who sympathise with whining fat bitches. Kind of like yourself, except your problem is one of ego not physical size.
I've never understood why you're even remotely popular around here, but I guess everywhere needs its token jerk. Just remember, fanboys never really get anywhere... must be a decidely fun, miserable existance you lead in real life to be camping this place at 40+ years of age.
Go back to school Shlongy and try passing this time instead of just playing football and skiing past on a sports scholarship. Hell, you might even learn the answers to your "unexplainable" questions and just MAYBE some of the other ones that i'm sure you haven't mentioned... like for instance.. "Why is the sky blue?", "Why did my mum put me in a microwave as a baby?" and other tomes of knowledge that galaxy just can't be without.
I've given a lot of thought to this and my response is BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU FUCKING RETARD.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-01 18:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Idiot below.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-01 17:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some things cannot be explained...the seven seas...gravity...Who invented liquid soap and why?...the continuing popularity of Rosie O'Donnell...and Shlongy.
How's life in retard school going, stok?
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Actually dumbarse all of those material things can be explained, including the popularity of the fat bitch because your entire country is packed full of other fat bitches who sympathise with whining fat bitches. Kind of like yourself, except your problem is one of ego not physical size.
I've never understood why you're even remotely popular around here, but I guess everywhere needs its token jerk. Just remember, fanboys never really get anywhere... must be a decidely fun, miserable existance you lead in real life to be camping this place at 40+ years of age.
Go back to school Shlongy and try passing this time instead of just playing football and skiing past on a sports scholarship. Hell, you might even learn the answers to your "unexplainable" questions and just MAYBE some of the other ones that i'm sure you haven't mentioned... like for instance.. "Why is the sky blue?", "Why did my mum put me in a microwave as a baby?" and other tomes of knowledge that galaxy just can't be without.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-01 05:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, they are coming around. good...good.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-01 04:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-31 13:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You (don't) need to shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-31 13:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to shut the fuck up.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking brilliant.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-31 06:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah you have got me there joeyg...your stories are really good. really they are. it might be time to consider the fact that your formulaic stories are better than shakespeare.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:11:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:47:11 GMT (#)
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yeah cool, joeyg. write a cool post about a story that never happened. "Once i was at the shops and the security guard kung fued somebody! once i ate hot chili and then i went to the toilet!"
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Cool indeed.
That's why you suck and I don't.
Do you see how that works?
I doubt it, because you fail to grasp simple things such as spelling, punctuation, capital letters and the like.
Well, let's face it, you pretty much fail at life.
Kudos for that!!!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-29 13:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some things cannot be explained...the seven seas...gravity...Who invented liquid soap and why?...the continuing popularity of Rosie O'Donnell...and Shlongy.
How's life in retard school going, stok?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-29 07:06:15 EST (#)
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oh
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 06:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post has even less content then my bullshit...
Good propsal for 2008 : http://www.ubersite.com/m/99496
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113968
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
below = pretty fucken funny.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey 8 track, why don't you go back to the eighties and fucking die?
Oh, here's a plus two because it's my birthday.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:54:22 EST (#)
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We're all with you, man!
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:48:51 EST (#)
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beeltea, sacrilicoius, i never read any of your shit. but i know its crap.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:47:11 EST (#)
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yeah cool, joeyg. write a cool post about a story that never happened. "Once i was at the shops and the security guard kung fued somebody! once i ate hot chili and then i went to the toilet!"
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:27:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:08:28 GMT (#)
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Please do shutup.
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:07:18 GMT (#)
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oh, and I almost forgot:
Fuck you, cunt!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please do shutup.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:07:18 EST (#)
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oh, and I almost forgot:
Fuck you, cunt!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-29 03:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, shlongy used to make good posts back in the yesteryear...
I'll try to link them if i can.