R.I.P. Tatiana (1345 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.76 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lyraemily.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2007-12-29 04:46:08 EST
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you are not an alter.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my God. Like totally. This was, like, such a cruel thing to do to such a pretty Tiger. Like, we shouldn't keep Tigers in cages, y'know. That would be, like, cruel and junk. Ohmagod! Kelly just texted me and told me that Jason from economics totally digs me. Like, fer sure! Oh ya, Tiger's are, like, smart animals n junk. Ohmagod!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-31 04:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 08:57:16 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being a lonely drunk sounds like fun - at least better than arguing over wet towels on the bed and who is getting u to let the cat out.
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I'm young, so my life isn't quite that miserable, yet.
Lonely drunkeness was fun, though. I don't miss it, but I don't regret it either, ya know?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-30 18:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/l/epic_fail
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-30 14:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hot chick? You mean the fat, yellow teeth with the magic marker eye brows?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Post some more photoshopped pictures of the cute chick.
No one cares about stupid shit like this.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being a lonely drunk sounds like fun - at least better than arguing over wet towels on the bed and who is getting u to let the cat out.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not only that, I even live with a woman.
I don't understand it much either.
+2 I'm not a lonely drunk anymore.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am probably twice your age. 'Kid' seems somewhat wrong.
Hang on, you are not a virgin? There goes my theory for most male uber users.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 01:51:45 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost my virginity to a Tatyana.
True story.
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It is what it is, kid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You picked a shocking post to start on.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, I'm too cool for that kind of thing.
I figured I'd end my -2 streak.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this your alter as I can't see any other reason for +2ing this awful crap.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a lot of white space for me as well.
Also, this +2 isn't for reminding me of awesome vagina, but because I hate people, and enjoy animals.
Anytime I'm at the zoo I daydream about the animals getting out, and I help them destroy the annoying families essentially screaming at their cages, ruining my good time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 10:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this on the front page again?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 23:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry sometimes I don't make alot of sense, but I really was having to scroll down through 2 pages of white space to see the image.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 22:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I was kind of wondering what the hell you were on about.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 22:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok that's weird.
There is no white space preceding the image now that I am home.
hrm... maybe it is because I use IE at work and firefox at home.
Nope... IE on the home box works fine.
here's a +1 to compensate for my finger of blame being pointed at you
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-29 20:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
S F ZOO-DOME!!!
3 people go in
only 2 come out
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 19:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, tigers are violent. Is that a surprise?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-29 18:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for fucks sake stop putting so much godddamned whitespace before your pictures.
Submitted by dismas712 (user info) at 2007-12-29 18:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you taking pity on this tiger that has a history of violence, that killed a dude, and nearly killed two others?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 16:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My first time I didn't let the guy finish. What romance.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to have broken the 20 second plateu, plus, I was a little not sober, and had to hold on to my limp penis to make it penetrable.
Good times.
Except for awful, though.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
7 seconds. Maybe.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you as awkward as I was?
At least I was satisfied.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost my virginity to a Tatyana.
True story.
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I lost my virginity to a Bao Tram.
True story.
That's not a dude's name.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 15:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:01:22 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you meant to post this on Uber, your candles should be MS Painted, and that should be a picture of the Lion King.
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That would have gotten a +2 from me, even if it didn't remind me of good vagina.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh, that was good. I should have done a lolcat post, people love those!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
or LOLCAT
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you meant to post this on Uber, your candles should be MS Painted, and that should be a picture of the Lion King.
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Or Tiger Woods
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet holy fuck you're a moron.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberboard.
Makes more sense now, you cat loving dick whip. Get a dog, they're more fun to kick, especially if they are greyhounds.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Queue "I'm an asshole, get off my dick" rant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it up. This is fucking dumb.
You just don't get it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Feel bad for the tiger? Go to sleep, shit heel. The fucking thing was mauling a human. Queue the "but he was caged" melodrama.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I thought my Google cut-and-paste skills were more impressive. Can't win, I guess. Either that or I really do feel bad for the tiger.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or a photo of me , ragggggghhhhhhh
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-29 08:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you meant to post this on Uber, your candles should be MS Painted, and that should be a picture of the Lion King.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-29 07:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They can't all be winners, flat dick.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-29 06:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The real tragedy in all of this?
She wasn't even turned into a rug.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Poor thing, she went postal. How would you like being stared at in a cage your entire life? When things like this happen, I don't blame the animals one bit. Sharks, mountain lions, bears, oh my! Maybe we shouldn't trespass.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid tiger. shoulda ducked.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-29 05:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberboarder: English please?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-29 04:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost my virginity to a Tatyana.
True story.