Which is gayer? (Camwhore) (2074 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-12-30 01:23:07 EST
My apron or my shirt?
Discuss.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-02 08:15:16 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the anorexia that makes you look ghey.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The shirt UNDER the apron is pretty damn gay too.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:27:10 EST (#)
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you are equally heterosexually challenge in both photos.
Joyeux Noel bonhomme au tete dujour!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-02 14:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-02 11:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the anorexia that makes you look ghey.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2007-12-31 15:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
re-take the picture, include shoes. email to kim.terceira.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-31 12:56:02 EST (#)
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You are.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:49:22 EST (#)
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I'm gonna have to say that the wood paneling is gayer because of it's 1965 feel.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:45:28 EST (#)
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Gah, I actually missed your faggotty antics...
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:44:07 EST (#)
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shit, nevermind...the shirt
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:33:04 EST (#)
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you have a wonderful smile!
i'm going to go with apron
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:45:55 EST (#)
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right.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:15:35 EST (#)
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Your Christmas tree, actually. Apparently it's even shorter than you are.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-31 05:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Waistcoats are cool, but that shirt is fucking awful.
Am I the only male on Uber with any sense of style?
Not that I leave any evidence of that.
Awful.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2007-12-31 00:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a piece of dried dark chicken meat wrapped in plastic wrap.. either way... nice...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-31 00:29:36 EST (#)
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the shirt, definitely.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-30 23:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd say the shirt, because while it looks plain stupid it just isn't something a gay man would wear. The shirt (especially with the vest) just looks strange.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-30 23:02:07 EST (#)
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swish-swish
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-30 22:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yes.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2007-12-30 21:55:31 EST (#)
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I don't think it is the outfits that make you look gay.
I think it goes a lot deeper than that.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-30 21:02:57 EST (#)
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definitely the one on the right.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-30 20:48:39 EST (#)
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I just want to know what you were cooking.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you were trying to compete with the Christmas tree, you win. You'd make Liberace look like a goth.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-30 16:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because no matter what the occasion, you always manage to look like you have a thumb in your ass.
Take that as a compliment, I think it's a unique thing you got going down there.
Or just do a hate post with some MS Paint.
I like sausages if that helps?
(p.s - I'm drunk, but don't tell anyone else here, they don't know I drink shhhhhhhhh!!)
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-12-30 13:43:37 EST (#)
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I lol'd.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-12-30 13:30:51 EST (#)
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You look like a 14 year old girl.
...so what are you doing tonight?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-30 13:29:47 EST (#)
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you do look pretty awkward in both those pictures.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:22:01 EST (#)
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Wood paneling and salad tossing doesn't normally go together, but somehow you make it work.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-30 12:15:54 EST (#)
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The shiny shirt and hair just scream "I've taken a pop shot or tow in the mouth in my day."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:10:08 EST (#)
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Made me laugh and then cough. A lot.
I think I'm dying.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-30 10:30:19 EST (#)
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I'm loving the apron - it suits you. But you do have a touch of the gay-face in the shiny shirt picture.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-30 10:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not the apron one.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-12-30 10:09:24 EST (#)
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No one over 21 who isn't Justin Timberlake should be allowed to wear a waistcoat without a jacket.
Scratch that, no one should, they look ridiculous on men.
But it's the shirt that makes you look gay :P
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-30 10:06:03 EST (#)
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It's a toss up.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-30 09:59:27 EST (#)
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Man, I thought I had a tough Christmas because I had to go to Disney World. From the looks of the rooms in those photos, you had to go to 1963. Which unfortunately makes your left photo pornography and your right photo 14 years ahead of it's time.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-30 09:58:26 EST (#)
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The apron could be a joke. The metallic shirt and vest could not.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-30 08:53:50 EST (#)
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The shirt is 'camp'
The homosexual wearing the 'camp' shirt is 'gay'
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-30 07:57:49 EST (#)
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both
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-30 07:41:08 EST (#)
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Caul what the hell is the matter with that shiny shirt
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-30 06:47:49 EST (#)
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Definatly the little Lord Fauntleroy get up on the right.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-30 05:02:09 EST (#)
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i meant to say, "your dick sucking lips make you look gay, you goddamn faggot."
a red wine buzz is truly a glorious thing. unlike the effect any other alcoholic libation has upon you.
i love it. and here i can still spell correctly.
isn't that how you spot who is REALLY drunk here? glaring typos accompanying their moronic verbal meanderings? i must be sober as a priest i guess, what with...
why am i still typing? wtf?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-30 04:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the one on the right. i could see us promenading up and down some metropolitan street, looking in the decorated windows, a smile on our faces as we anticipate the pleasures the evening ahead holds for us. our fingers laced together. an aura of astroglide and smegma surrounding us. my hand on your pert ass, shepherding us in whatever direction i wanted to go...
jesus christ.
i have trouble typing that much gayness out.
no turning back now i suppose.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-30 04:50:29 EST (#)
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what Barny said
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-30 04:45:46 EST (#)
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That bf who took these pics is the gayest!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-12-30 04:25:07 EST (#)
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Neither, it's the fucking wastecoat that blows dicks.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2007-12-30 04:03:21 EST (#)
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Is this a trick question?
;)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-30 03:43:09 EST (#)
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They both look thuper duper gay to me but what do I know? I'm drunk.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-12-30 03:27:48 EST (#)
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Oh, Jesus, the one on the right for sure. Everything about that picture is gay.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-30 03:02:27 EST (#)
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im gonna have to say shirt
you froggy bitch
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-30 02:34:53 EST (#)
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shirt
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-30 02:05:05 EST (#)
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Your shirt
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-30 01:34:37 EST (#)
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you mean smiling? i guess emo is still in.
in other news, doing snowboard while being drunk and pulled by a skidoo is really dumb. especially when you crash and your spleen folds two ways.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-30 01:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well, it's a toss-up, but the expression you're making in the vest picture tops them both.