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Lily's Morning (829 hits)

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Rating: 1.33 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fey (View user info) at 2007-12-31 08:41:29 EST


He floated peacefully in the interim between sleeping and waking. The warm sun caressed his face and shone through his closed eyes; before his inner eye were red and orange swirls, painstakingly painted on his eyelids.

Something hooked his attention, something important, and he searched for it. The comfortable mists receded as his active pursuit of the sliver of thought drew him out of sleeps domain. He caught the thought and helt it gently as it coalesced into something coherent. Ah, yes... Lily. His Lily, with her bright eyes and soft hair. He would see her today.

He lay still a moment longer, savouring the anticipation, the lift of heart that accompanied the thought of her. He dressed with care, that morning. He chose his attire with a certain shy pride, he was a little lean, perhaps, but certainly not unattractive.

His ritual of dress complete, he applied a light spray of the nicest scent he owned. Running a hand over his stubbled chin, he decided that although he probably should shave, it was of secondary importance. He was already a little later than planned, and though she'd never said so, he liked to imagine that a slight stubble only added to his masculine charm.

He'd have to pick up flowers on the way, he'd thought to do so yesterday but had not had the opportunity. He wondered what she'd be wearing, so he could match the hue of the petals to her garments. Had she missed him as he had her? A sudden, numbing thought; what if she had not? Completely and totally, he put such thoughts aside. A wide smile, unusual but not unwelcome, lit his face as he strode toward their meeting place.

Lily Morgan of the bright eyes blew distractedly at the soft hair which had tangled itself in her eyelashes. She sipped her coffee; always black, always the same café, every Friday morning. She paused, adjusting her portfolio - her name embossed along one side - before pushing her way out of the café into the late Summer stillness.

She met his eyes, and noted, puzzled and slightly discomfited, his smile of pure joy. She registered his ragged clothing, the overwhelming smell of cheap airfreshener and the small bunch of obviously stolen flowers he had in his hands.

Her gaze dropped, her sense of civilian responsibility warring with her personal need to not see, not hear. She made a splitsecond decision and turned on her heel, striding in a businesslike fashion in the wrong direction. Why did that bum always stare at her like that? Every Friday...

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-27 14:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


<3

I have to say seeing those 3 little letters randomly dispersed among the uberchaos again makes me very happy. Glad you are still around.



Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-06-20 01:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tender, in an urban way...

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-04 04:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

True below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't feel too bad about Hurtys rating. He logged on just especially to give it you :)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I know what you mean though Emission. There's something about American women that makes them very desirable.

I think it's because when I encounter common and/or cheap English women I find them vulgar, but when I encounter common and/or cheap American women I find them novel.
----------------------

I have never slept with an American women. Kissed yes but slept with, no. When I was in NYC I met a nice Aussie girl instead. The American ladies were a bit too full on for me, flashing boobs at me, buying me drinks and generally slurring every word they spoke..

I think I was the novelty value in NYC which is saying something.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought she was Swedish, oh what a mystery.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know what you mean though Emission. There's something about American women that makes them very desirable.

I think it's because when I encounter common and/or cheap English women I find them vulgar, but when I encounter common and/or cheap American women I find them novel.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't she American, Emission? That'd make sleeping with her very expensive indeed.

Seriously man, you could go to an escort agency and screw a student for a fraction of the price.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Feys cool, we used to be mean to each other but then I realised I wanted to sleep with her.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't remember whether or not I like Fey. It's at times like these that I understand why Nixon wrote these things down.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lets hope Fey is the exception!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nobody ever leaves Ubersite, they just take a break.

Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-31 15:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

See you.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-31 13:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


YAY!

God bless you Fey - happiest o' the holy-daze.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked this. I don't care what you do or don't do here, or what your posting habits are. If I gave that much of a shit about people, I'd be outside, talking to some.



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Only back for today.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113997

Take care...




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lily needs some cock in the morning....

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, look who's back.

I'm out the door for coffee with an ex, but I promise I'll come back and read this first chance I get.

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow...looks like you ruffled some feathers, leaving and coming back the way you did. That's kinda not fair, slamming her for that.

I liked this. You're one of Uber's best writers. Stay.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this was meh, but I agree with orphelia.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bless.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok im back, happy new year fey and be happy.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Am I the exception?

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WOOT!
Whorphelia HATE!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

With the exception of one user, I find it crass when someone has time to post but doesn't bother to check out other users recent posts.

The comments on here are gonna make me puke. I am off. Thanks sooo much for gracing us with your presence, Princess Fey.

May your New Years Resolution be to extract your head from your ass! :)

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I like this eko character.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112251#2610753


I'm done. Peace, people.

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And then...dank stagnation.

Take care, lady.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhh...fresh air.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

this was fine just a little dull.

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fag below.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-31 09:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, Fey!
...
Um, nice post, but why the revolving door treatment (Hi/Bye)?

Well, anyway. *I*, at least, missed you.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112251#2610753


I'm done. Peace, people.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I mean two below, now.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Funniest review ever below. Bet ya glad ya came back:)

Now to read...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

helt? This whole piece just seemed like you tried really, really hard and it's blatant.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-31 08:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi!


Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.

-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover