This Year's Resolution (772 hits)
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Submitted by Leonore: RESOLVED. With a VENGEANCE. (View user info) at 2007-12-31 23:48:29 EST
This year I resolve to grab life my the testicles and throttle it until it begs submission.
Then I'll have a beer. Happy New Year, everyone!
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-11 15:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:23:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Hotwillie? Why is he so mad?
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sico. Fact.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Hotwillie? Why is he so mad?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-02 23:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 vagina
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm rarely on uber now so don't worry about me.
And I doubt anyone is paying our little exchange any attention, either, so you probably aren't leaving yourself open for those fucking acronyms.
All ratings are NOT fair. Why would you even expect them to be?
Post whatever you want and do whatever you want.
I don't care.
So yes, we're 'cool.'
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HW:
Fair enough. Let it be known, I don't really care about ratings OR comments, really, unless I'm trying to get feedback on fiction (though I realize the door I'm opening now for everyone to "-2 WTFINRAT" or "TL;DR" what fiction I will post). I just got a little bit of sand in my vag at the time and the glibness bothered me.
Not that I expect everyone to be verbose when they drop a -2; those are just what I've gotten more of. I have no rating expectations when I post, really, so I encourage everyone to rate as they see fit. I got a little pissy, but I overreacted. Your rating, like all others, is fair.
We cool?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
I thought this post was fucking stupid, so I gave it a -2. Don't have a heart attack over it.
Try using the intelligence your unduly agitated response shows you possess in future posts and maybe it will influence my ratings, if they're so important to you.
I don't know why you care, but that's your problem.
Just don't expect me to +2 you because you have a cunt, okay sweetie-pie?
I've seen them off line.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fascinating
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I'll post something worth reading when you do, first. I read your submissions. A personal statement to live this year to the fullest and a genuine wish for everyone to do the same along with a humorous picture, I'm afraid to admit, appears to outshine your contributions thus far. As far as I am concerned, I have already posted several submissions that were, at least, worth reading. They may not have been "good" by any skilled writing standards, but they generated discussion and criticism, which is precisely what I wanted.
While I accept your rating, HW, as well as any retal you may offer should you read this response, I should think that a -2 deserves more exposition than four sarcastic syllables, even for a post that incorporated as little work as this.
Look ye here, denizens of Uber, and witness the first review I have ever received that got under my skin. Ugh.
Bartender, make my next one a double.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fascinating
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-02 14:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-02 12:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-01 05:00:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am afraid that you will just be left with a beer gut and holding some testicles in your hand, but since you wished me a happy new year, I wont penalize.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-02 06:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you get married 6 months ago? You should be cooking the turkey now and taking the strain off of your poor mother.
FOR SHAME!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-02 05:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there... you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know what's goin' on. Both birthday parties, people have to kinda help you blow out the candles, you can't do it... you don't even know why you're doing it. What is this ritual? What is going on? It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather your friends together for you. Sometimes they're not even your friends. They make the judgement. They bring 'em in, they sit 'em down, and they tell you - 'these are your friends! Tell them thank you for coming to my birthday party.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-01 22:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like the caption on that picture.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-01 17:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just discovered that according to weight watchers, one Heineken is 3 points. I can have 20 points a day so it looks like I'm going to have cardboard and low fat cheese for dinner.
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2008-01-01 15:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Under the belly, duh.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-01 14:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Learned something new today, thanks farty:
The pyrethrins are a pair of natural organic compounds that have potent insecticidal activity. Pyrethrin I and pyrethrin II are structurally related esters with a cyclopropane core [1] [2]. They differ by the oxidation state of one carbon. They are viscous liquids that oxidize readily to become inactivated.
The pyrethrins are contained in the seed cases of the perennial plant pyrethrum (Chrysanthemum cinerariaefolium), which is grown commercially to supply the insecticide. Although extracts of the plant were already used as insecticide, the structure was first published by Hermann Staudinger and Lavoslav Ružička in 1924.[3] Pyrethrins are neurotoxins that attack the nervous systems of all insects. When present in amounts not fatal to insects, they still appear to have an insect repellent effect. They are harmful to fish, but are far less toxic to mammals and birds than many synthetic insecticides. They are non-persistent, being biodegradable, and also break down easily on exposure to light or oxygen. They are considered to be amongst the safest insecticides for use around food. For humans, pyrethrin is known to irritate eyes, skin, and respiratory systems and is particularly harmful to aquatic life.
Due to its relatively inert properties toward mammals, pyrethrins are gradually replacing Organophosphates and Organochlorides as the pesticide of first choice.
The chemical structure of pyrethrins is the basis for a variety of synthetic insecticides called pyrethroids such as permethrin and cypermethrin.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-01 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Chaos"HOMO"Jester (user info) at 2008-01-01 05:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by domesmallnads (user info) at 2008-01-01 01:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dig that photo.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We're gonna need a big-ass tube of Pyrethrin for that one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I, like an idiot, was in times square last night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should resolve to do me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-01 07:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard Sico, Orphelia, HTBS, and Emission have turned Uber to shit. It's nothing but a lame chatroom now.
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Whoever wrote this, get over yourself!
Are you suggesting we are the only ones who 'chat' on a post? Hardly. Look at Crystles recent camwhore or one of Cauls old posts. You all freakin' do it.
Generally, if we 'chat' on a post, the post is lame, or at least, not a 'serious writers' post.
Generally, the 'chat' is with the poster, often about the post.
Generally, were not the only ones. You missed a few names there, buddy.
Generally, there is little else posted on Uber when the 'chat' happens.
Jesus, saying we have turned Uber 'to shit' is a bit harsh. Perhaps what is turning Uber to shit' is the countless alters and shitty posts written by morons (please look at my account to view a sample of shit posts).
I am still a nOOb, but I have lurked long enough to know 'circle jerking' or whatever you guys call it, basically 'chatting' on a post, has been going on way longer than my account has existed.
Really, get a life, mate. Haha My name is on the Uberboard - my life is complete!!! :)
Oh yeah, and why didn't you put your name on your little comment?
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Happy new year, sweety. I don't think I look like her, btw, but I see we share certain features and expressions, if that makes sense.
Cool pic.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-01 05:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-01-01 01:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dig that photo.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-01-01 01:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dig that photo.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-01 00:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am afraid that you will just be left with a beer gut and holding some testicles in your hand, but since you wished me a happy new year, I wont penalize.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-31 23:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my = by
I also resolve not to post with such gusto that I overlook editing.
*goes off to cry alone*