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My New Years' Resolution (466 hits)

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Rating: -1.4 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ltap (View user info) at 2008-01-01 00:12:46 EST


This is essentially a nothing crap post, because I decided that next year will be nothing. Not that I have no resolutions but that I just won't do much next year. I've decided on a 10-year cycle (9 years of normal, 1 year of laziness), starting now. What do you think?
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stfu, alter.

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PIPE DOWN THERE!

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-01 15:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think that I should do nothing also, but I wouldn't do a post about it.

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I, like an idiot, was in times square last night.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You can't even do "nothing" right.
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hahahahaha

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

MERRY NEW YEAR SHLONGY, MAY 2008 BRING YOU MANY HOLES

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You can't even do "nothing" right.

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-01 01:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you don't make it to the next year

Submitted by we_die_young (user info) at 2008-01-01 00:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...Yes


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