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Submitted by RoboCock (View user info) at 2008-01-01 01:50:22 EST
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-05 18:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tune in later for a very special HBO program, "I'm a polymorphed retard. And I'm a person too."
See a touching interview with Jeffrey "Electro" Wellman who was morphed into a crocodile years ago.
"I make da interweb carttonz!"
8:00 EST
Submitted by Convos (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I SAVED $ BY SWITCHING TO GEIKO!!!!
mmmmm, lizard hors d'oeuvres.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*BANG*
Look, new shoes
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! It's tourist season again!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CANASTA!!!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Alligator moonwalk"
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"CAN YOU SEE MY WEINER?"
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-02 11:18:28 EST (#)
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"I touch kids"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-02 10:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another alligator molestation averted by the spirit of Steve Irwin!
The above is a law in Jacksonville, Florida, by the way. Not the crocodile hunter part, but the alligator bugger part.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-02 08:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'VE GOT NOTHING WORTH POSTING!!!"
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-01 20:57:01 EST (#)
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O RLY?!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Viagra: It works even for aligators"
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh yeah? Can your luggage do THIS?!"
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2008-01-01 15:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey guys...check out this move. KWAZZAAAAA!"
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I, like an idiot, was in times square last night.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-01 09:00:08 EST (#)
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And the Gold medal for diving goes to.... GnarlsBarkley, Canada.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"This post sucks ass!" said the alligator.
Finally somebody shows a hole, and he's not satisfied. Sucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"This post sucks ass!" said the alligator.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'YAYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE WATER!!'
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-01 08:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello my honey
Hello my darlin'
Hello my ragtime gaaaaaal
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-01-01 07:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-01 07:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and why didn't you put your name to your comment?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-01 06:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uberboard Sico, Orphelia, HTBS, and Emission have turned Uber to shit. It's nothing but a lame chatroom now.
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Whoever wrote this, get over yourself!
Are you suggesting we are the only ones who 'chat' on a post? Hardly. Look at Crystles recent camwhore or one of Cauls old posts. You all freakin' do it.
Generally, if we 'chat' on a post, the post is lame, or at least, not a 'serious writers' post.
Generally, the 'chat' is with the poster, often about the post.
Generally, were not the only ones. You missed a few names there, buddy.
Generally, there is little else posted on Uber when the 'chat' happens.
Jesus, saying we have turned Uber 'to shit' is a bit harsh. Perhaps what is turning Uber to shit' is the countless alters and shitty posts written by morons (please look at my account to view a sample of shit posts).
I am still a nOOb, but I have lurked long enough to know 'circle jerking' or whatever you guys call it, basically 'chatting' on a post, has been going on way longer than my account has existed.
Really, get a life, mate. Haha My name is on the Uberboard - my life is complete!!! :)
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-01-01 05:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"what Bill Bellecheat wants, BelliCheat gets.."
*16-0
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-01 03:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Is that an alligator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-01-01 02:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Okay, this time, when those idiots from Jackass show up, I'm ready."
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-01-01 02:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Human Jesus ain't got nuthin on Gator Jesus' sense of showmanship.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-01 01:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"In its never-ending quest for new hole, Shlongy's cock forsakes the weakness of the rest of his body, sheds its skin and detaches from his body. Watch out, ladies!"