I'm an idiot. (2207 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2008-01-02 15:02:10 EST
He asked me to be his girlfriend on our first date. A week later he told me that he loved me. For two years he's been telling me that I was his soulmate. "You're the only woman I've ever loved" "You're the only woman I'd marry" "You're the only woman I've wanted to have kids with"...
Now he's telling someone else these same things.
She's going to believe him, too.
Does HE really believe these things when he says them? Or is it said because he thinks that's what is supposed to be said? Is it malice or ignorance?
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-18 13:42:58 EST (#)
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At least your not wee~ta~did!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:10:58 EST (#)
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old fuck having a breakdown below
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:35:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:57:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:57 EST (#)
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Um, getting pregnant by having unprotected sex is extremely more likely than getting in a car accident just because you drive. Think before you speak.
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Bubba2341=Sadie73. Thinking before speaking is not an option for him.
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You really CAN'T read,can you? STUPID FUCK HEAD!!!!
PSSSsssstttt!!! I AM NOT BUBBA!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 22:23:01 EST (#)
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seems like he is managing his anger quite well you vengeful bitch.
:)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-06 22:09:19 EST (#)
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anger management problem 3 below
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:58:56 EST (#)
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When I see you, I really see you upside down.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:57:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:57 EST (#)
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Um, getting pregnant by having unprotected sex is extremely more likely than getting in a car accident just because you drive. Think before you speak.
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Bubba2341=Sadie73. Thinking before speaking is not an option for him.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:03:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-06 04:28:28 EST (#)
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I know you are, corny, in spite of everything I think babies are always a blessing and a gift.
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babies ARE NOT a "blessing and a gift". they are home invaders. they are like little rats. and women suck at raising children. you want to know why?
"Women hate children.
Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called "It takes a Village to Raise a Child"? I don't know if that was the exact title. It's not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can't raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.
Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?
Men don't need shit to raise shit — babies.
Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That's because men are men. We're better parents and when it comes to living life we're like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.
Women hate babies and children. That's why women love little dogs so much — because they're all fucking sick.
Want to know how you've really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn't like fucking a futon. She's still terrible at it, but don't feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.
Another good way to know if you've gotten under a woman's skin is if she's speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that's about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that's the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you're upset with him. That's like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.
When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that's when you know you've pissed her off. By the way, that's also when you know she's about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That's information you can use at your discretion.
That's why women shouldn't be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don't ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That's what I'm saying here.
It's a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck's. The only difference is you can't sell babies on eBay."
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-hate-babies/
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-06 06:49:54 EST (#)
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Rest assured, corn. Someday, somewhere, some woman is gonna have the old "keep a nigga" baby with this guy and then proceed to make his life a living hell. It just works that way with these douchebags.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-06 04:28:28 EST (#)
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I know you are, corny, in spite of everything I think babies are always a blessing and a gift.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-06 02:30:51 EST (#)
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I'm glad I had my son.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:28:06 EST (#)
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I've changed my mind. Because you have a great sweater. And because you're probably all menstraul and stuff now. So I'm going to make this right. Right now. Do you know what makes ME feel good when I'm upset about things like this? An orange julius and a trip to chess king. C'mon.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:16:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:53:49 EST (#)
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Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha.
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I double-dare you.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:57 EST (#)
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Um, getting pregnant by having unprotected sex is extremely more likely than getting in a car accident just because you drive. Think before you speak.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:53:49 EST (#)
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Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:38:47 EST (#)
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PS; previous comment is against Sadie`s logic, not cornie...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:36:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:31:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:34:51 EST (#)
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You just proved my point. An unplanned pregnancy was the Virgin Mary and Jesus. She didn't have sex. That's different. You, however, planned to insert his penis in your vagina and allow him to loose his seed there. It was no mystery. We all know how babies are made. Therefore, it was planned. No excuses.
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We only get into car accidents if we drive a car. Therefore, if you drive, you planned to have an accident. You stupid FUCK!!!
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If you drive a car by your own on a long, wide stretch of road; you`re not gonna crash.
If you play chicken on a road (no matter how wide the road, or how slow you`re going) there is a possibility that you`re gonna crash; and one has to realise this before they decide to play chicken with oncoming traffic `Just cause it feels good`.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:31:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:34:51 EST (#)
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You just proved my point. An unplanned pregnancy was the Virgin Mary and Jesus. She didn't have sex. That's different. You, however, planned to insert his penis in your vagina and allow him to loose his seed there. It was no mystery. We all know how babies are made. Therefore, it was planned. No excuses.
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We only get into car accidents if we drive a car. Therefore, if you drive, you planned to have an accident. You stupid FUCK!!!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:34:51 EST (#)
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You just proved my point. An unplanned pregnancy was the Virgin Mary and Jesus. She didn't have sex. That's different. You, however, planned to insert his penis in your vagina and allow him to loose his seed there. It was no mystery. We all know how babies are made. Therefore, it was planned. No excuses.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-05 14:50:08 EST (#)
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I'm a simpleton scroller. Sorry.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-05 14:44:55 EST (#)
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A friend: Someone who knows EVERYTHING about you and likes you anyway.
Love: You can find Billions of definitions, but my favorite is--
"You love someone when you actually care more about their welfare
than about your own." Raed the sentence again and think of your
child. . .
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-05 14:36:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:31:05 EST (#)
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EI, I do believe that your gut reaction is almost never wrong. I can't think of one time that it was wrong. I've always known the truth "deep down", but I've always had a bad habit of ignoring it.
But now that I see the pain that ignoring it can bring, I think I'll change my habits.
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Elmer Fudd is a dopey dud
I'm gonna change his habits
'Cause here's one bunny
Who don't think it's funny
When he tries to shoot at rabbits
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-05 12:40:02 EST (#)
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Because the pregnancy was unplanned, and I didn't want to have an abortion... I can devote my life to a baby, but I'm not sure about devoting my life to a man.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:13:27 EST (#)
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No, not married... He begged me to marry him, but marriage scares me, so I kept stalling on it.
However, we do have a kid together.
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I lurve how people are too scared to get married but not too scared to get knocked up with a nutjob's kid. I still don't understand why birth control is so complicated. There should be no such thing as an "accidental" pregnancy. How is ejaculating into a woman's vagina an accident? No, an accident is dropping your wine glass on the floor, or forgetting an appointment.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:03:29 EST (#)
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welcome to the wonderful world of romance
he's getting what he wants, you should look after yourself and your kid
g'luck with all that
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-05 05:49:52 EST (#)
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She's going to believe him, too."""
does it matter?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-05 05:39:29 EST (#)
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hahaha. sucked in.
ps i have a statue in new york id like to sell you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:33:12 PST (#)
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Knucklehead, lets have an affair
J. x... go ahead douchbag.
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NAW, I DONT WANT TO WEAR OYT THE BATTERIES
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:35:33 EST (#)
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forgot the 'e' in douche
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:33:12 EST (#)
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Knucklehead, lets have an affair
J. x... go ahead douchbag.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:29:54 EST (#)
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oh shit, you know what I _want_ to post here, YOU KNOW IT...but I just can't, C, I just can't...Jonny is getting soft in his extreme old age...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:21:30 EST (#)
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derp
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:02:15 EST (#)
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I concur!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:49:42 EST (#)
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im at home now and a little bit stoned, im a naughty man.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:43:07 EST (#)
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lol welcome back, EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:35:23 EST (#)
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Thats good
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:25:50 EST (#)
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Get laid by whom? If you mean by me, he accomplished that quite a long time ago. If you mean by HER, I'm sure they've already done it, too.
And I shitcanned him the minute I found out he cheated.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:15:35 EST (#)
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He wants to get laid. Shit can him. NOW
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:10:56 EST (#)
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yeah, you are kind of.
he just wanted some pussy.
live and learn.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:42:29 EST (#)
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sorry
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:15:25 EST (#)
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show him the ring on that poster, make him get that for you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:14:37 EST (#)
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hahaha - maybe you SHOULD marry him....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:13:02 EST (#)
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Muddy, that jpeg is awesome.
Crystle, Aj does what I tell him. So if I say, "It's time to propose to me", he'd just go ahead and do it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:10:15 EST (#)
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has he offered? How would marriage to a giraffe work?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:06:54 EST (#)
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http://www.someecards.com/filestorage/enc_3.jpg
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:04:35 EST (#)
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Maybe I should just marry Aj.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-04 12:03:16 EST (#)
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:-( but then, finding someone to put up with my own eccentricities and foibles is what I'm looking for. The warm fuzzies are something I want as well, but they don't last. And in my search to find someone to put my cold feel on forever, I'd rather they committed to eccentricities that in all likelyhood will always be there rather than butterflies that will flit away in a relatively short time period.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:59:07 EST (#)
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If that's what love is, I'm disapointed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:57:28 EST (#)
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Love is the decision to put up with someone's bullshit and eccentricities continually
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:44:18 PST (#)
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there isn't 'one true love'
but there could maybe be 'one true person that can put up with your bullshit and eccentricities for a really long time'
believe!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:54:24 EST (#)
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I sleep all night and I work all day!
I dress in womens clothing and hang around in Bars!
(Well it is the weekend afterall)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:47:03 EST (#)
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I don't think I'm wallowing too much, besides going on about it here. I've been out with friends or home with friends almost every night since it happened.
What confuses me is this: I'd NEVER take him back, I hate him for everything he's done to me, I'm better off without him, I'm relieved we broke up... YET, I still hurt! It seems like it shouldn't bother me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:42:11 EST (#)
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consequently...whenever anyone at anytime says "I am..." anything my mind immediately screams "A LUMBERJACK AND THAT'S OK!"
so...I've got that going for me.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:36:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:29:39 EST (#)
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Ah man, part of me wants to rush out and find someone new, and the other part of me hates everyone.
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Well dont rush. There is no rush, take time and get over it. Main thing is to make sure you dont wallow. If you are looking longingly at things that 'Remind' you of what was, then get rid of them quickly, and go out for a drink with a friend. Or just go for a walk, around somewhere that doesnt have memories, like a good pub. I find that I have no memories of a local pub I have been to quite a few times, that could be due to either a) Alcohol consumption or b) because I get beaten half to death for sounding like a pompous twat everytime i go in and complain about the people scrounging off hard working people like me.
p.s Hate is good!
p.p.s You are not an idiot, he probably is though.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:29:39 EST (#)
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Ah man, part of me wants to rush out and find someone new, and the other part of me hates everyone.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:08:21 EST (#)
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It sucks Miss Nugget it truly does.
I blame TV and film. They always show people falling in love in the space of a day, having a brief 'Misunderstanding' then getting back together and living hapily ever after. It's bullshit and doesnt work like that.
Just thank your lucky stars, yes grab that cereal, and be greatful that the cock is out of your life, well that cock anyway. If the other woman chooses to believ his crap then that is her look out, but surely you ladies can see with your own eyes when a guy has done this type of thing once he may very well do it again.
Enjoy being single, it really is good fun.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 11:05:42 EST (#)
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Bye EI
Next time I feel "love", I'm not going to trust it... this much I know.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:48:00 EST (#)
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I dont think you have to believe anything, shit happens and so does fantastic stuff.
Buh bye x
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:47:14 EST (#)
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Heh I'm sure I'm probably wrong but I've been fucked over one too many times so I'm a little pessimistic about the whole "love" situation.
But hey, it's Friday. Put it all behind you and enjoy your single life.
Wahoo beer!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:44:18 EST (#)
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there isn't 'one true love'
but there could maybe be 'one true person that can put up with your bullshit and eccentricities for a really long time'
believe!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:40:33 EST (#)
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Man, I don't want to believe that love is false. I don't know if there is "one true love" for each person, if so... those are shitty odds.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:36:46 EST (#)
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It's a hard thing to do but you can do it. I am convinced.
massive hug for you!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:36:01 EST (#)
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For example, my ex probably feels empty and lonely inside. So when he tells me he loves me really early on, he's saying it so that I'll say it back, and then he's validated. He offers out the sentiment of love in order to feel better about himself.
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Exactly. That is precisely why I think love is false. People say it because they feel conditioned to say it. Rarely do we see real, actual, true love in this day in age. I'm not completely opposed to the idea of love, but I believe that once you meet the right person, you'll know it. Your gut will tell you immediately that this person is true and wont fuck you over. At least, that's what I hope.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:31:05 EST (#)
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EI, I do believe that your gut reaction is almost never wrong. I can't think of one time that it was wrong. I've always known the truth "deep down", but I've always had a bad habit of ignoring it.
But now that I see the pain that ignoring it can bring, I think I'll change my habits.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:29:41 EST (#)
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Wow, you're so insightful. I can see that it'll have a hard time letting my guard down from here on out. I worry that my little voice is going to go into overdrive, warning me off of everything, even the good things.
I don't know that I'll ever truly believe that someone loves me. I'll always think that they are fooling themselves. I don't mean that in the sense of "I'm not worth loving", I mean it in the sense that people force themselves to believe things in order to feel better, themselves.
For example, my ex probably feels empty and lonely inside. So when he tells me he loves me really early on, he's saying it so that I'll say it back, and then he's validated. He offers out the sentiment of love in order to feel better about himself.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:28:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:19:11 GMT (#)
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But why is it so common to ignore the gut reaction?
It's like the gut reaction is telling you the truth, and your consious brain is telling you what you want to hear.
Because my intuition was telling me "he's cheating!!" but my brain was telling me, "You have no proof! You're just paranoid! Calm down!".
And when he told me he loved me that first week, my intuition was saying, "he cant love you, he doesn't know you" but my brain was saying, "Wow, Corinne, you're so awesome that you already got this dude to fall in love with you".
etc etc etc
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Believe it or not Corn, this is something I have studied.
You cant ignore your gut reaction, it's always there. Your brain is conditioned to work how you want it too, your brain often tells you what you want to hear. Therefore you end up convincing yourself.
You know the saying 'look deep inside yourself' Well people need to take notice of it, trouble is its sometimes not what we want to hear.
Your gut reaction is very rarely wrong, you know when you stand near the edge of a very tall building, your gut spins and senses tingle. Thats because what your doing is dangerous.
Trust your gut.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:25:33 EST (#)
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Because you wanted to believe it. Naivety kills your gut intuition. You should have known better but you couldn't help it. You're entire life you have been conditioned to believe in love, so when someone tells you they love you, hold you close and cuddle with you, you believe it. You get that warm, fuzzy feeling in your stomach and you get greedy for it. You never want it to go away. Your natural reaction is to work through the hard times, accept small faults and try to keep that fuzzy feeling burning strong.
Sometimes, it works and people get married, have kids, and stay together for the entirety of their lives.
Sometimes, you get hurt because you ignore the little voice in your gut, the devil on your right shoulder. You ignore the voice because you dont want to get hurt and you want that goddamn fuzzy stomach. But in the end, you get hurt more than you could have possibly imagined.
What sucks is when you finally do meet someone who is incredible and they fall in love with you, but you dont love them back. You want to, but you just cant bring yourself to let your guard down. You cant let yourself get hurt again so you chose to not believe in love. You find yourself between a rock and a hard place and it sucks. Hopefully you wont become as bitter about "love" as I have haha.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:19:11 EST (#)
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But why is it so common to ignore the gut reaction?
It's like the gut reaction is telling you the truth, and your consious brain is telling you what you want to hear.
Because my intuition was telling me "he's cheating!!" but my brain was telling me, "You have no proof! You're just paranoid! Calm down!".
And when he told me he loved me that first week, my intuition was saying, "he cant love you, he doesn't know you" but my brain was saying, "Wow, Corinne, you're so awesome that you already got this dude to fall in love with you".
etc etc etc
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:15:11 EST (#)
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Truest feeling is your gut reaction, your brain is conditioned to think in a certain way.
:)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:06:13 EST (#)
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People are the worst. It happens to everyone. You want to believe something even when a small part of you tells you not to. You want to believe it because you see it on TV and in the movies and hear about it in music since you can remember. You want to believe that it's real when in reality, it isn't.
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That's very accurate. There was always a tiny part of me whispering, "This isn't right"... but I WANTED it to be right so bad that I ignored the whisper.
I do realize that intuition is a powerful thing. I had no indication that he had cheated on me, except I just "KNEW". So when I found out I was right, it was like "woah".
Hopefully I wont ignore the little voice, next time. Because the little whisper is intuition, and intuition is a powerful thing.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:58:58 EST (#)
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I'd like to quote the great Will Smith from the legendary film Independence Day;
"Welcome to Earth!"
On a serious note:
People are the worst. It happens to everyone. You want to believe something even when a small part of you tells you not to. You want to believe it because you see it on TV and in the movies and hear about it in music since you can remember. You want to believe that it's real when in reality, it isn't.
Relationships are nothing more than a power struggle. The one who has more power is the the one who likes the other person less.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:50:32 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:44:44 EST (#)
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Ananise... that actually does help. For some reason it makes me feel better to know other people have gone through this.
EI. No.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:40:09 EST (#)
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I deflect seriousness with stupid cartoon references, sorry. There's probably a lot of serious stuff I could say, but it seems everyone has already said something serious.
I did date a guy once who told me he loved me after we'd dated two weeks. I almost dumped him, but I just said I couldn't say it back. Of course he fucked around with someone else a month later so it was easy to dump him after that.
See that probably doesn't help at all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:33:13 EST (#)
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wanna make out now?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:31:22 EST (#)
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Alright, I'm done talkign about it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:27:19 EST (#)
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Well, uh.... knowing is half the battle?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:10:39 EST (#)
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Corn lady, its natural what you are doing, you know that, You are getting off your chest bit by bit and soon you will be cool.
watch some seinfeld, that will help.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:08:30 EST (#)
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sort yourself woman
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:04:51 EST (#)
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I'm glad to provide uber with constant excitement.
My stomach hurts. I keep going through phases where I am sooo happy he's gone, and then through phases of hurt that he's boyfriend/girlfriend with this new girl already.
I've seriously got to quit obsessing. It's making me feel pathetic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 08:57:42 EST (#)
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This is like an episode of Melrose Place.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 08:49:08 EST (#)
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Berty... oh please... lol... I loved him. I hate him right now, though.
I realize I have a saviors complex. Always trying to fix things. I think I've learned my lesson. I have a feeling that my ex is either going to be dead or back in jail sometime soon. He's been on a drinking bender since we broke up, has a new girlfriend who is addicted to pain pills, and hasn't been home to see his kids since last week. His mom is taking care of his other son.
Hi Godchicken... thanks for the comment. How've you been?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-04 04:18:54 EST (#)
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Oh please, like you ever really felt anything for the guy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:43:35 EST (#)
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Actually, O, it's telling lies. The lies are so spectacular that you get enraged instead of weepy.
I'm faithful, but also full of shit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:28:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 22:55:34 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:16:24 EST (#)
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By decent, I mean won't cheat, lie or make me cry.
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I guess I'm semi-decent then. Like Meat Loaf said, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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I wonder which of the three critera you fail on. Must be the third. You can't do the first two without doing the other.
Ah, well.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:55:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:16:24 EST (#)
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By decent, I mean won't cheat, lie or make me cry.
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I guess I'm semi-decent then. Like Meat Loaf said, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:46:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:06:55 EST (#)
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Muddy-
"I can't say whether you should move on or you should try to salvage this 'man', for lack of a better term. "
That's why I stayed with him for two years. "I can help him so much! He's such a good person, he just has rough edges", etc etc etc Look where that got me.
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You, Madam, have a Saviour's Complex. It's a trap. Run.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:16:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 22:07:16 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:53:11 EST (#)
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Look - i said 'men CAN be cunts'. Yes, women can, too. Men do it with a dick though. So they are cuntier. Women just cry and shit. Less cuntish.
If there is a decent, non cunt of a nam out there, email me.
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Decent in comparison to what?
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The ex who was luckily stabbed to death in prison while serving time for manslaughter and the ex who is emotionally dysfunctional he makes Springer guests seem normal.
By decent, I mean won't cheat, lie or make me cry. Or tell me I am just like my mother. Or worse, I will never match up to his.
No one out there? Thought not :)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:11:37 EST (#)
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faith seems to often be repaid equally in wages of betrayal.
glad you're figuring out how to move onward, at least.
Hi Corn.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:07:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:53:11 EST (#)
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Look - i said 'men CAN be cunts'. Yes, women can, too. Men do it with a dick though. So they are cuntier. Women just cry and shit. Less cuntish.
If there is a decent, non cunt of a nam out there, email me.
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Decent in comparison to what?
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:59:11 EST (#)
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Give it time. This too shall pass. He's so not worth it and you know that.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:56:40 EST (#)
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ignorance. he should date my exgirlfriend.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:53:44 EST (#)
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*man. I think I need glasses.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:53:11 EST (#)
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Look - i said 'men CAN be cunts'. Yes, women can, too. Men do it with a dick though. So they are cuntier. Women just cry and shit. Less cuntish.
If there is a decent, non cunt of a nam out there, email me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:41:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:34:05 EST (#)
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i guess that means that humans are just a bunch of cunting cunts.
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troof.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:34:05 EST (#)
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i guess that means that humans are just a bunch of cunting cunts.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:33:40 EST (#)
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so can women.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:06:22 EST (#)
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Oh I could have said anything. but I am glad someone else had been there. Men can be cunts.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:33:04 EST (#)
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O- I read a comment of yours about your ex. I related.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:31:18 EST (#)
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Been there.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:20:16 EST (#)
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Method, you're so sweet. And it's so stupid that it really doesn't count as "mean".
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:20:16 EST (#)
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I lied, I'm a virgin = (
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:16:36 EST (#)
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And I'm pregnant.
Who wants to be the father?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:15:55 EST (#)
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I just realized that stupid cut and paste is just plain mean, and not even funny, sorry = (
Plus it's untrue. I had sex with those guys.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:15:10 EST (#)
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Ahem....I think I'll do the honors:
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO CAMPING I'M SURE CORRINE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
<3
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:06:55 EST (#)
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Muddy-
"I can't say whether you should move on or you should try to salvage this 'man', for lack of a better term. "
That's why I stayed with him for two years. "I can help him so much! He's such a good person, he just has rough edges", etc etc etc Look where that got me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:05:25 EST (#)
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Man, I love you guys.
Mud- as far as making my decision, it's been made. I kicked him out the day I found out he kissed another girl.
They are already "together", which shows me that he really IS doing the same thing with her that he did with me.
Amazingly enough, less than a week later, I'm feeling much better about everything.
I won't have my baby grow up to think that his dads behavior is acceptable. He's an irresponsible, abusive drunk.
More than anything, I feel RELIEF right now. I'm done beating myself up for being a stupid bitch for being with him. I've learned my lesson the hard way, and now it's time to move on.
I wish I had Shilohs number.
KIDDING, I'm kidding!
lol I crack myself up.
Where's Jonny fucktard with his cut and paste? That's been a long time coming.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:34:48 EST (#)
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When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,
always be a good boy, don´t ever play with guns.
But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
now every time I hear that whistle I hang my head and cry...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:02:33 EST (#)
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is there really a difference between malice and ignorance?
being purposefully hurtful is true ignorance isn't it? Oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others.
I didn't have time to properly respond to this yesterday so I'll try my hand at it today.
I can't say whether you should move on or you should try to salvage this 'man', for lack of a better term. What I can say is that you cannot pin your issues on him, your problems on him, your feelings on him. That is how people avoid personal responsibility.
You HAVE to be happy, you HAVE to be stable, no matter what goes on in the world around you, and no matter who is revolving in your universe.
You know why? Because you have a child and right now that little fucker is nothing but a little fucking love factory without malice and without ignorance and if you don't show them that there is a proper way to exist you will just let the cycle perpetuate.
Sort your shit girl
and all else is small stuff
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:54:18 EST (#)
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believe it or not, life DOES get better.
actually, better is relative, but the bumps do smooth out. and I'll echo Brdn's offer
we'll be starting the "single parents of uber" support group any day now!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:53:20 EST (#)
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SO perfect!!
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:10:31 PST (#)
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Yep. You got dizzy over some charming guy and found out too late he was a loon.
Welcome to the club! We're so glad to have you here... take off your coat, I'll hang it up for you.. ok, as you can see, we're pretty casual here, help yourself to the canapes, someone will bring you a drink if you sob loud enough, oh don't mind her, that's just Aggie, she's convinced she's a lesbian these days.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:52:55 EST (#)
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Hahahaha
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 12:12:11 PST (#)
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corn_nugget
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:46:51 EST (#)
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It's selfishness.
Rarely are people intentionally malicious, they just want what they want. And then they rationalize away the consequences.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:37:01 EST (#)
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Warning sign #1: The fact that he asked you to be his girlfriend onthe first date
Warning sign #2: He told you he loved you within the first week
Warning sign #3: You were still seeing him after week 1
I really don't understand some women. You know what chicks should learn to do? Be more like Method's Mom. Just go around banging every guy you meet and live a little. Of course, they should probably stay away from the double anal penetration. That's just not good for the bowels.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:28:19 EST (#)
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hormones, other chemicals made him feel that way, then the chemicals wore off. he convinced himself he still felt the same. then he didn't anymore. it's not malice or ignorance, it's just programming I guess. Some people maintain a true connection for a lot longer I suppose.
Maybe it's all just random.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:56:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:12:41 EST (#)
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I got pregnant before I realized he was a nut... if that matters. Plus, I love my baby, so maybe it was all fate.
Man, I'm embarrassed for how my life has been for the past 2 years. I'd hate me if I were you. Stupid bitch, I am.
Where to even begin? I will try to keep it short.
first you already have some of the grounding you need to put things in perspective and move on and that's evidenced by the first part of your statement. Fuck, with all i've been through my child has sometimes been the one thread that kept me hanging on and fighting the way that I needed to. That one thread that gives you a point of focus, a reason for focus. maybe I can't tell you what I'd like to here.
I've aired some shit here and I've felt the "i suck at life" thing and in the end you'll take what you can and what you think is valuable from whatever this strange collection of people has to offer and perhaps more importantly you'll see some of your feelings validated and some of your oppinions supported and be ready to continue healing. Others have made the offer to me in the past and so I'll reciprocate by making the same offer to you. If you need someone to talk to or bounce ideas off feel free at any time to drop me a note or hit me up on g-chat: brdn.nkd.at.gmail.com.
finally it could be worse. I mean your position is certainly no fun but my ex left me for the guy who was just getting out of prison. in fact she moved in with him and his mom a week after we broke up. he's got nothing going for him, is older than me, and I can't for the life of me figure out what happened to the girl I spent every day of a year with. In the end all you can do is let go. I wish her well and I hope she figures her shit out before something life altering happens. hmmm.... is your ex's name greg by chance?
good luck corn.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:39:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-03 03:20:33 CST (#)
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You're not an idiot. It could happen to anybody.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:25:13 EST (#)
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Hi, not spoken to you much, but that guy's a shit.
You've been done a favour by him pissing off.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-03 04:20:33 EST (#)
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You're not an idiot. It could happen to anybody.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-03 04:02:57 EST (#)
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He deserves a punch in the head.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:40:46 EST (#)
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Sounds like you're the fucking shitbox for believing him.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:26:13 EST (#)
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congratulations, you've qualified for the Jerry Springer Show.
thanks for making me feel better about myself.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:57:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:10:31 EST (#)
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Yep. You got dizzy over some charming guy and found out too late he was a loon.
Welcome to the club! We're so glad to have you here...
haha
Wow, what a train wreck of a guy. Dump his ass and never look back.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:50:50 EST (#)
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The teacher asked one day, "What is a word that begins with 'a'?"
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher ignored the uncouth boy.
"Apple," another student answered.
Next, she asked, "What word begins with 'b'?"
Again, Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher pretended she didn't see.
"Balloon," another student called out.
Finally, the teacher got down to 'r,' and Little Johnny again raised his hand. She couldn't think of anything particularly dirty that started with 'r' and she decided to take a chance.
"Johnny, do you know a word that begins with 'r'?"
"Rats. Big fucking rats."
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:44:21 EST (#)
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JER-RY!
JER-RY!
JER-RY!
Goddamn!, this would make an outstanding show if he was a big buck named Tyrone
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:44:25 EST (#)
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Don't worry about the past. You can't change it. Even if you keep going back to/thinking about/meddling with him, you won't change anything.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:17:27 EST (#)
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need a hug, idiot?
also, haha @ bubba insinuating he got pregnant below. MAN ON DISGUSTING, UNFUNNY, GERIATRIC, PIECE OF SHIT MAN BUTTSECKS DOESN'T GET YOU PREGGERS, BUBS! THAT'S JUST A DISGUSTING BEER/CHEETOHS GUT YOU'VE GOT GOING ON.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:10:31 EST (#)
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Yep. You got dizzy over some charming guy and found out too late he was a loon.
Welcome to the club! We're so glad to have you here... take off your coat, I'll hang it up for you.. ok, as you can see, we're pretty casual here, help yourself to the canapes, someone will bring you a drink if you sob loud enough, oh don't mind her, that's just Aggie, she's convinced she's a lesbian these days.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:50:14 EST (#)
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It must suck to be you right now. sympathetic +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:37:09 EST (#)
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I guess it's OK for you to get back to blowing Shlongy, then.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:35:46 EST (#)
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you are not alone...I was down by the wal-mart the other day and there were 4 of you waiting at the bus stop.
It's an epidemic
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:27:29 EST (#)
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Oh and Plus 2 for being a sucker
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:27:05 EST (#)
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Wait 'til your mom reads this....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:16:15 EST (#)
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I'll date you, but don't tell my girlfriend.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:13:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:08:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:01:02 EST (#)
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You have done about the same thing as 640,347,219 other people in the world.
Don't beat yourself up, just learn and move on.
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640,347,219 people got knocked up by guys who were crazy enough to "fall in love" within a week and go to jail for being a nut?
Your opinion of people in general is lower than mine.
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Yes, I have a very low opinion of most people. Maybe the arbitrary number I typed was inflated, but when it happens to you it may seem different. When you get impregnated by a whacko, lemme know. :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:12:41 EST (#)
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I got pregnant before I realized he was a nut... if that matters. Plus, I love my baby, so maybe it was all fate.
Man, I'm embarrassed for how my life has been for the past 2 years. I'd hate me if I were you. Stupid bitch, I am.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:08:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:01:02 EST (#)
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You have done about the same thing as 640,347,219 other people in the world.
Don't beat yourself up, just learn and move on.
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640,347,219 people got knocked up by guys who were crazy enough to "fall in love" within a week and go to jail for being a nut?
Your opinion of people in general is lower than mine.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:01:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:54:41 EST (#)
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He was in jail, got out 3 months ago.
Jesus, I'm awesome. What have I done to myself?
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You have done about the same thing as 640,347,219 other people in the world.
Don't beat yourself up, just learn and move on.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:54:41 EST (#)
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He was in jail, got out 3 months ago.
Jesus, I'm awesome. What have I done to myself?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:53:31 EST (#)
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Is it malice or ignorance?
that is a fundamental question that applies to everything from this fellow to global politics
but i thought he was in jail?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:46:36 EST (#)
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Funny you said that... I posted this same post in my myspace blog, knowing that she'll inevitably go and read my blog. I do want her to know that he's said these things to me.
I'm not going to tell her anything about him, though. Like you said, she wont believe me and it wont make a difference.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:44:30 EST (#)
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PS: TELL the other girl what kind of asshole he is. Make her understand that you don't want him now, and you are trying to help her. She won't believe you, but, a couple of years down the road, she will remember what you said. Always take the high road on the important issues.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:41:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:29:54 EST (#)
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lol indo...
No, we rented a house, it's in my name, so it's mine. I'm going tomorrow to the courthouse to file for child support.
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Life's a bitch and then you marry one. This doesn't apply here, since you said you weren't married.
Nothing is sacred any more, and saying you love someone that quickly is a come-on. Stick his flighty ass for as much support as you can get. You will need EVERY penny.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:29:54 EST (#)
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lol indo...
No, we rented a house, it's in my name, so it's mine. I'm going tomorrow to the courthouse to file for child support.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:28:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:25:34 EST (#)
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No, not married... He begged me to marry him, but marriage scares me, so I kept stalling on it.
However, we do have a kid together.
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I still advise a lawyer to make sure you get child support, and didn;t you buy a house together? Who owns that?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:25:34 EST (#)
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No, not married... He begged me to marry him, but marriage scares me, so I kept stalling on it.
However, we do have a kid together.
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And I know Uber is no place for advice. I just felt compelled to air my dirty laundry here. I always do it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:24:22 EST (#)
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You seem likable enough but with without the proper context about the particular dynamics of your relationship and an unbiased accounting of "his side" ...
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... no one can really offer up anything all that relevant besides empathy and/or sympathy.
(Other's won't be able to type out complete thoughts and use full sentences. Watch out for them in particular.)
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:23:57 EST (#)
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What if you didn't believe him, and he really was "the one"?
Who'd be the shitheel then?
Chalk it up to experience and move on.
End of lesson.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:21:53 EST (#)
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Well get a good divorce lawyer (you are married right)?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:16:42 EST (#)
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um...crapola.
WARNING: don't try to delude yourself into thinking any advice you get on this matter will be all that helpful from this website. (See?)
You seem likable enough but with without the proper context about the particular dynamics of your relationship and an unbiased accounting of "his side".
Sometimes shit doesn't work out. Life sucks, wear a helmet, skate it off... etc.
Good luck with that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:14:15 EST (#)
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If someone tells you that they love you in the first week then they have been deluded into believing that they know what "true" love is. My suggestion is that you cut your ties with him immediately and send naked pictures to me for "revenge."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:12:11 EST (#)
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corn_nugget
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:10:38 EST (#)
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big hug for madame nugget
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:08:10 EST (#)
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No argument here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:07:53 EST (#)
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If the guy's legit then he's definitely got some issues. Serial emotional issues.
That or they're just lines because he thinks women will find it charming.
Either way, it's a bucket of monkeys anyone'd do well to avoid tipping over.
Because monkeys bite and throw their own shit, y'know?
Unless maybe you slip them some acid tabs.
Or domesticate them.
Did you know that over the 1500 mammals in the world we've only been able to domesticate a handful?
Isn't that kind of a letdown?
It's to be expected, I guess. We still can't manage to avoid fucking up our own lives. How could we possibly think that we could hammer out an understanding with all the warm blooded creatures in the world?
My recommendation is that you send this guy to Canada ASAP so he can become some other nation's problem.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:06:28 EST (#)
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explains the deflection of him blowing up over your AIM conversation with apullo
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:03:54 EST (#)
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If a man tells you he loves you in the first week, run. This I know from experience.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:03:01 EST (#)
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I just said those things to get you in the sack.
Big mistake.
"Sorry."
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:02:27 EST (#)
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I'm an idiot for posting this.