I give to you... THE FUNNY. (1599 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-01-02 15:06:02 EST
I waded through a few of the more popular on-line repositories of random idiocy and have assembled this montage of the funniest and/or amusing shit I found.
I'm good like that.
Now, If nothing in this entire collection makes you at least smile I can only assume you are officially dead inside, a cheat code, and/or likely to enjoy stepping on kittens.
Go forth - scroll and be happy.
User Reviews
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-06 06:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Seen most of this before. But you get a +1 for effort.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-06 04:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey hey Rob_Berg....
what happened to you on New Years?
I remember seeing you with Rebecca and that shaved mexican goat, but then the conga line came along and I couldn't find you...
thanks for the warning about the red tabs
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-05 14:17:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess I'm dead inside then.
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hmmm.
I would have went with the whole 'stepping on kittens' thing for you... but yer the expert.
With your obvious enjoyment of the whole 'grumpy bitch' persona - I can see why you wouldn't want to be me.
But just so you know - its fucking spectacular.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect way to start my saturday morning.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess I'm dead inside then.
It could be worse, I could be you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-05 03:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that tits shirt. awesome.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-05 00:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
id tap wonder woman
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:26:08 EST (#)
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE ROB BERGS GONE...LONG TIME PASSING...WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN....WHEN THEY EVER...LEARRRRRRRNN...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-04 09:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The fact that the "to do" list is my favorite is a sure sign I'm getting old and domesticated. I need to go outside and punch a toddler to shake this off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-04 00:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<tits>
</tits>
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
frickin solid.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Oh... and I don't 'think I am better than everyone'... but I do know I'm better than you.
Except at being a miserable interweb douchebucket.
You are far more skilled in that department.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob Berg hates himself more than he hates me. I don't take it too personal.
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Hate you?
haha - oh blabs, even you can't be that delusional.
Oh wait.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rob Berg hates himself more than he hates me. I don't take it too personal.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114055#2616611
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:59:38 EST (#)
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Oh fucking hell. I can't even hate you for this, you odious little man.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Of the ones I hadn't already seen before, half of the remainder was funny...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Blabs... so seem to think about me sucking cock.
A lot.
Does that excite you?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone not think that Rob Berg is a self-loathing homosexual that thinks he is better than everyone else?
Stick a gun in your god damned mouth instead of cocks.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Does anyone else think Blabkill is just a hopeless silly retard?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin' faggot muslim-cock sucking berg.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob Berg is a suicide waiting to happen. If you need help because you are too cowardly, just let me know.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I should have added a comment.
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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Yes. We all know who you are Mr. Bullshit.
Now move along, dork.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I should have added a comment.
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give to you... THE MILDLY AMUSING. OCCASIONALLY.
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hmmm.
Possibly more apt.
Some of them made me giggle right out loud though.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give to you... THE MILDLY AMUSING. OCCASSIONALLY.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its fine that you said it, I didn't allude to anything other than my personal feelings towards your post.
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How wonderfully magnanimous of you.
See? It's good to share.
YOUR MOM.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its fine that you said it, I didn't allude to anything other than my personal feelings towards your post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:55:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-03 10:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, where is it then?
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I'm going to go with...
YOUR MOM.
Again.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if i hadn't spent and hour looking at the same evilmilk link that got posted yesterday i would have thought this was interesting
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BUSTED!
Damn... and that whole first line explaining thats what I did didn't fool you?
Shit, man.
Yer good.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-03 10:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, where is it then?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:29:48 EST (#)
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if i hadn't spent and hour looking at the same evilmilk link that got posted yesterday i would have thought this was interesting
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 04:18:24 EST (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 02:55:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:50:01 EST (#)
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a pile of meh
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yer soul is just rotted.
...and I dig that about you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:50:01 EST (#)
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a pile of meh
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was the snowmen.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd make it every time if I had a potty trainer like that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:05:36 EST (#)
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Has anyone seen lungfish?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-03 00:55:40 EST (#)
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I'm laying low. Don't tell anybody I was here.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-03 00:21:23 EST (#)
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that picture of the children is going to get you 3 to 5 berg. better burn your hard drive.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 23:47:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:26:41 EST (#)
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I mean, the pictures are funny, sure, but this is one of a plague of posts where people take random "funny" pictures (although I just don't see what's so funny about a dog's anus) and post them in lieu of a real post, with, you know, writing. Or something.
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Fair enough - however, in all fairness I spent a fair bit of time weeding out the massive amount of unfunny pictures and then took the time to actually assemble them for your viewing pleasure.
I don't think a 'real' post (whatever that might be) necessarily requires writing... just so long as it entertains.
But to each their own.
ps: If you look at the dog's ass it kinda looks like Jesus.
And that?...is funny.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-02 23:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Irony below.
The lady-having-a-baby cake is so cute!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean, the pictures are funny, sure, but this is one of a plague of posts where people take random "funny" pictures (although I just don't see what's so funny about a dog's anus) and post them in lieu of a real post, with, you know, writing. Or something.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:48:49 EST (#)
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I must admit that Spongeblack Fatpants made me smile.
I always smile when I puke. So what?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:40:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:33:26 EST (#)
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You such a hypersensitive little douchebag.
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...is your absurd conclusion based more on the fact YOU aren't funny or because you actually think I care whether you do?
Do tell.
ps: FUCK YOU I AM NOT.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:45:56 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
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i want that tits t shirt
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:31:04 EST (#)
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And I wants pictures of you in said t shirt
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:02:58 EST (#)
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I see no reason why you shouldn't have a copy of a photo of me in it.
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PLEASE let that be the conversation that launches what will no-doubt be the bestest camwhore on uber... EVER.
(oh please oh please OH PLEASE.)
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well it costs $26...i'm taking donations (for the shirt not the camwhore. that costs extra ;)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not below.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:14:26 EST (#)
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So where is this THE FUNNY of which you speak?
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You such a hypersensitive little douchebag.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:45:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
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i want that tits t shirt
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:31:04 EST (#)
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And I wants pictures of you in said t shirt
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see no reason why you shouldn't have a copy of a photo of me in it.
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PLEASE let that be the conversation that launches what will no-doubt be the bestest camwhore on uber... EVER.
(oh please oh please OH PLEASE.)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:23:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:05:01 EST (#)
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If experima gets that t-shirt and takes pictures, Shlongy better be on the email list or I'll shut this fucking website down, for good.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty funny, but didnt take much skill. great research though for funny shit
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:32:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:31:04 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
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i want that tits t shirt
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And I wants pictures of you in aid t shirt, but we can't all have what we want now, can we???
(Can we?)
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indeed we can. i have located said t-shirt and as usual, my credit card is itching. post-purchase, I see no reason why you shouldn't have a copy of a photo of me in it.
except that you never call me when i'm drunk. shame on you.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:22:40 GMT (#)
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i want that tits t shirt
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And I wants pictures of you in aid t shirt, but we can't all have what we want now, can we???
(Can we?)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want that tits t shirt.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
seen some
but you made me look
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:20:39 EST (#)
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The ashtray did it for me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:17:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:23:14 EST (#)
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stfu bubba, you worthless sack of geriatric shit, the only people that find you funny are the drooling lobotomized retards you perform standup for at the local insane asylum / hillbilly wife emporium
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:18:02 EST (#)
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Only one picture brought a smile and the rest were posted on uber before bart created uber. You failed today, Rob.
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Sico is the bully kid in the yellow shirt. Sico, you fail EVERY day.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
some funny
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:34:29 EST (#)
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You and EI are so positive and jolly.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:31:27 EST (#)
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SOme of these were new to me...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:28:36 EST (#)
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Someone should have given one of the snowpeople a menstrual cycle.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:28:35 EST (#)
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I'd think a stiff plastic ponytail to pull on and turn would really bring the sharpener together.
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Agreed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:27:00 EST (#)
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That one made me giggle.
Truth be told I have seen most of these before as well... but now, much like k-tel, I have assembled them all together in this delightful jpeg of goodness.
I think the kid with the giant squirrel nutsack is still my favorite.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:26:20 EST (#)
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A real monkey swordfight would be pretty fucking sweet actually.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:25:33 EST (#)
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Two notes:
- So you're telling me that the pencil sharpener company couldn't afford to make a woman's head and finish the body? They cheaped out for the handle? I'd think a stiff plastic ponytail to pull on and turn would really bring the sharpener together.
- the guy with the PBR cans is surrounded by fluid that looks kind of like Tubgirl's "tub juice."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, if you insist on knowing which one of these is gold, I'll tell you. It's the baby with the milk carton. His expression is just so...so...so much how I look when I see pregnant titty porn and the women spraying milk. True story: Human breast milk is a bit sweeter than I had thought.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:19:46 EST (#)
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Who said anything about it being recent?
THIS IS GOLD.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:18:02 EST (#)
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Only one picture brought a smile and the rest were posted on uber before bart created uber. You failed today, Rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not below.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:14:26 EST (#)
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So where is this THE FUNNY of which you speak?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You give me August, 2000.