Happy Christmas - a Ubertide Carol (1188 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.9 on 77 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ghost of Christmas Past (View user info) at 2008-01-02 16:23:31 EST
Dear lord, will the torment never end?
Happy new year everyone and a belated Merry Christmas
merry christmas and happy new year.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-16 21:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i totally love this still.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-12 18:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit being so mean, you squirting turd.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
methods alters alters made me laugh like a loony
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pile of wank.
hehehe
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-03 08:28:07 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, it's still terrible today.
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As if anything could EVER top your "Auld Lang Syne" production from last year. I *still* get chills when I listen to that.
And hemorrhoids. Definitely hemorrhoids.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, it's still terrible today.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, Willie, you'll be happy to know that I never did actually fuck any nuns.
It was, in fact, just a lonely, drunken evening in the Antarctic exhibit at the local zoo about this time last year.
Damn those emperor penguins and their wily, seductive ways.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:38:44 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work! Sorry my part is only on the left channel. :(
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I won't say it...I won't....
...oh hell, I will. Had these schmucks gotten me involved, I could have FIXED that for ya.
Feelings hurt? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I've been around here for three years now. Uber desensitized my emotion silo loooooooong ago. Just like every single last one of you. Girl, you know it's true.
OOO OOO OOOO
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Super-sweet.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-03 02:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work! Sorry my part is only on the left channel. :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-02 23:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awsome
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I took poetic license to change "eleven Greeks a-lubing" to "Method and ten alters".
Same meter, same meaning.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 noobs a-crumpling. Perfect.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold, frankincense and motherfuckin' mihr, yo.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't get a mention in tis chuper GHEY song, however comma--->, rotting oyster could be linked to me eh?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
capn thorns has that particularly nasty habit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's the nun fucker?
I've been busy at work and missed that one...
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well then i stand corrected scourge old man let's make it a +1 and call ourselves even
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
orgasmo was a solid half of the lines sung, willie!
and i told them to exclude the nun-fucker for the sole purpose of hurting his feelings due to the exclusion. that brand of cruelty ALONE is worth at least a +1. probably a +1.5!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever you want to discuss royalties, please advise. Girls get half, you may distribute the rest amongst yourselves.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i couldn't understand most of it and surely someone could have come up with lyrics much more clever than those
why didn't you call orgasmatron or the nun fucker for some assistance?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh willie...you big spoilsport.
you could have just humoured us, you know.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was pretty awful but I know you worked really hard on the jerkery.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
touché
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do I have a choice?
Well, you could always suck me off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god bless shlongy. and bart. and caulaincourt. and method.
captain thorns can fuck right off though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'M NOT REAL FOND OF THE CHIPMUNK AT THE END OF THIS MESS.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
god bless you Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so fucking horrid that it works for me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A HARMONICA BIT AT THE END WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish he'd submitted a guitar solo too - that would have rocked.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha. the best part was the squeaky fella at the end.
the uniter...i hate that guy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he's old, you cannot expect much of him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah Shlongy did 5. I'd have thought he'd be able to keep rhythm though
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, line 5 is OBVIOUSLY shlongy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and the lyrics in their entirety for anyone interested:
On the first day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me the leg of TigerLily
On the second day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the third day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the fourth day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the fifth day of Christmas, UberSite said to me "SHOOOOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE!"
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the sixth day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the seventh day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me seven noobs-a crumpling
Six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the eighth day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me eight boobs a-baring
Seven noobs a-crumpling
Six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the ninth day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me nine noonies nooning
Eight boobs a-baring,
Seven noobs a-crumpling
Six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the tenth day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me ten circles jerking
Nine noonies nooning,
Eight boobs a-baring,
Seven noobs a-crumpling
Six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the eleventh day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me eleven Greeks a-lubing
Ten circles jerking,
Nine noonies nooning,
Eight boobs a-baring,
Seven noobs a-crumpling
Six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
On the twelfth day of Christmas, UberSite gave to me twelve Barts a-banning
Eleven Greeks a-lubing,
Ten circles jerking,
Nine noonies nooning,
Eight boobs a-baring,
Seven noobs a-crumpling
Six rotten oysters
SHOW HOOOLE TO MEEEEEEEE
Four Caulaincourts
Three ghey menz
Two rabbit posts
And the leg of TigerLily
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
line 8 - noonie?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
line 11 - Method, of course
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
line 4 - Caulaincourt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who wants to play 'guess the user' by line?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well now.
Doesn't that kick a little ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i absolutely love the bit method submitted, btw.
shlongy's portion as well.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a bit more red than maroon
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maroon, below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Obi Wan Kenobi below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't blame me for this...i had absolutely nothing to do with this and want my name associated with it in no way whatsoever.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what's really impressive about this?
I mean really, really impressive?
How well all these different people stuck to the backing track.
Never before have I heard such a tight combination of music and vocals.
It's as if they're one and the same.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And tell young feety I'm seceding from the family as his uncle for taking my name in vain.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Christ, that was absolutely horrid.
Must...MINUS...TWO.....
...UNGH...
...UH....
...UHHH........
*sweats profusely*
gaaaaaaAHHHHHHHIcan'tdoit,auto-namedrop+2!!!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 17:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba, reminding us how remarkably unfunny he is...for the 408th time today. I feel sorry for him :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think it's your loveable personality Sico. Who can say with Foetuses?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I the first person who DOESN'T get a Merry Christmas?
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Not the first. The ONLY!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I the first person who DOESN'T get a Merry Christmas?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do I have a choice?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
christ there were three preteen girls participating??? are we doing a child slave labor thing now?
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Pics in Adam, March 2008.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the christmas spirit
tiny tim was played by Feety at the end there
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
christ there were three preteen girls participating??? are we doing a child slave labor thing now?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Cool - An - Cur."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not a nice thing to say about feety, Nooneigh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*glares*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok well then who's the 7 year old girl?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not a nice thing to say about Jake, Katy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why is there an 8 year old girl participating in this?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We were lucky enough to get a passing Munchkin to contribute to the song.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well whoever "the skirt" is needs to lift hers up for me so I can get to business.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO'S THE SKIRT?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she disguises it quite well
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, is that what Noonie sounds like??
I was expecting more "Jersey."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I skipped to the best bit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute....you reviewed 29 seconds after the post went up.
Caulaincort isn't mentioned until 50-some seconds into the song.
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS IN THERE???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blame Scourge. Everyone - it was him.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh lord. Oh no.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not how you pronounce Caulaincourt!