A Collection of Snapple Real Facts (2163 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-01-02 18:40:28 EST
For many years now the Snapple company has been printing facts and trivia under the caps of their juice drinks. Here are a few I have collected over the years.
"Real Fact" #201: Until the addition of an elastic waistband to the undergarments of astronauts in the late 1960s, it was not uncommon to get slickbacked in zero gravity, an unfortunate event which Alan Shepard once summarized as "feeling a wet turd slide up your back and pop out the collar of your suit where it would float around in your damn helmet.."
Real Fact" #231: In 2006 the Florida State Legislature refused a request from environmental installation artist Cristo to cover approximately 85% of the state in parachute silk for one day so that Florida would resemble a massive condom-sheathed penis in satellite photographs, which in Cristo's words would be, "a physical manifestation of the ruthlessness with which the United States has attempted to f__k the world, leaving it limp and spent."
"Real Fact" #314: In an international poll held by Reuters in 2004, 92% of 5000 respondents said yes when asked, "Do you think the Russians will always be a bunch of hairy drunken losers?"
"Real Fact" #399: The least acknowledged line in the Holy Qur'an is "It is far better for a man to take a goat than to take a woman."
"Real Fact" #427: Incidences of cannibalism among North American Indians were almost always followed by lengthy bouts of marijuana smoking and concurrent shortages of popped corn and dried meat. Be grateful that your red-eyed teenager is content with a bag of potato chips and a package of chocolate chip cookies.
"Real Fact" #509: Mathematicians at MIT recently concluded that masturbating teenage boys have spilled enough ejaculate between the Stone Age and the present to equal the mass of the sun (1.9891 ×1030 kg)
"Real Fact" #510: It is common knowledge that there are more stupid people than smart people named Ed, but no what knows if this phenomena is guided by nurture or nature.
"Real Fact" #511: During the filming of Happy Days Ron Howard had sex with Marion Ross at least three times a week. Costar Tom Bosley described Howard as a "horny little freakjob."
"Real Fact" #575: Senator Hillary Clinton tried to introduce legislation that would bar the sales of lollipops and popsicles to females under the age of 18 in the State of New York because, "Little girls who learn to enjoy sucking on things without any awareness of the consequences of their actions always run the risk of having their lives ruined."
"Real Fact" #603: The craftsmen who created the original Howdy Doody marionette gave Howdy a disproportionately large penis. The 11" wooden penis was segmented for flexibility and was usually tucked into one of Howdy's trouser legs. This was the genesis of the expression, "He's packing some serious wood."
"Real Fact" #784: Aardvarks don't give a shit about anything.
"Real Fact" #862: During his presidency Franklin D. Roosevelt was famous for chasing young secretaries up and down the halls of the west wing and demanding that they sit on his face and receive "a good tongue lashing."
"Real Fact" #901: Don't waste your breath telling a banana slug to go fuck itself— it probably already has.
"Real Fact" #1010: Charles Schultz admitted to friends that his most famous cartoon creation, Charlie Brown, would "either grow up to be gay, or a serial killer. Lucy really messed with his head."
"Real Fact" #1222: 47% of elementary school children polled in September of 2007 believe that Barack Obama was the evil genius who made planes crash into Walt Disney World on 9/11.
"Real Fact" #1314: "Canadian Fashion" is the latest entry in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary of Oxymorons.
"Real Fact" #1347: In a poll taken during the 2004 Olympics in Athens most athletes agreed that the 'sport' of curling was a complete and utter joke.
"Real Fact" #1519: It has now been established as scientific fact that old people smell bad.
"Real Fact" #2245: Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley once got into a fist fight in the men's room at Sun Records in Memphis. Sam Phillips broke up the fight by dunking their heads in a urinal. An apocryphal coda to this battle of the musical legends was supplied by Phillips when he said, "Then I pissed all over them li'l sumbitches heads. Shut them down real fast."
User Reviews
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-01-06 09:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this alot. In fact I like it so much I made this little list of 100% true facts just for you sir.
-Vaginas can converse with one another by combining a flapping of the labia with a high pitched kegel squeek that is inaudible to human ears but not human vaginas. The commonly known queef, although a flapping of the labia does commonly occur, is not an attempt of the vagina to communicate it's just the vagina being a "nasty ol' vagina".
-The boiling point of a vagina is 250 degrees celsius.
-Every kiss does not begin with K. As a matter of fact they all begin with vaginas.
-The first sandwich was made of cheese, oregeno, boiled yak gut and fried vaginas.
-A vagina in the hand is commonly not worth more than two in the bush. A birds' vagina in the hand is priceless.
-You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your vagina.
-Gale force winds may be called forth using a simple vagina and a shoehorn.
-Ox vaginas are the stinkiest vaginas in the universe.
-A man once made a car completely out of donated vaginas.
-The record for most consumed vaginas is 416.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the haters. I enjoyed this.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-02 15:56:07 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs! WOO!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's funny.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-05 00:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cause the aardvarks really dont give a shit
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:25:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hah I'm just playin'
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Could you have a gayer hobby?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-03 21:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bubba b'low
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-03 21:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:22:56 EST (#)
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Johnny was far tougher than Elvis, despite the latter's exquisite judo moves and sequined jump suit, but I'm pretty sure Carl Perkins would have wiped the floor with both of 'em.
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Bullshit. Minnie Pearl woulda whupped both their asses.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny was far tougher than Elvis, despite the latter's exquisite judo moves and sequined jump suit, but I'm pretty sure Carl Perkins would have wiped the floor with both of 'em.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha... That's GREAT!
In slightly related news, I'm looking forward to Colbert and Stewart being back on the air!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
True Story -
MANY years ago on the CBC (Cold Barrens Channel) up in Canada there was a fairly dry talk show where a guy interviewed people to spread awareness of Canadian Culture (yeah, even then I thought it was sad) and he was talking to an expert on the Inuit (Eskimos).
At one point the host picked up this awesome looking intricately carved length of bone and asked, "Is this ivory, a tusk?"
The guest said, "No, that is the penis bone of a walrus."
The host practically dropped the fucking thing he was so eager to get away from it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO! That's like the bonus add-on mini when you buy something.
You know - you buy a shampoo and a teensy conditioner has been glued to it...
Lot's of Jack and a lil FG! WOOOO!!
as I'm in pergatory waiting for a new role, I look forward to filling time with good readings.
YEAH!!!
also - someone do a post about ladybugs? Why? Because its a lil arbitrary, and sometimes those make the BEST stories!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:19:23 EST (#)
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John McCain and the Vietnamese Take-Out Deliveryman from Hell
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Sorry Jack, but I'm stealing that title.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:08:41 EST (#)
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Oh, and here are some short stories I'm working on just for you, Crystle!
People Soup
Girls Make the Best Trophies
John McCain and the Vietnamese Take-Out Deliveryman from Hell
Have You Ever been Beaten with the Penis Bone of a Walrus?
Abraham Lincoln: Thinkin' While Stinkin'
How Honest Abe Wrote The Gettysburg Address on the Toilet & Other True Tales From American History.
Tim's Mom Touched His Weiner and Now He's All Messed Up
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:03:09 EST (#)
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King of the Typos, folks.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:02:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:36:00 EST (#)
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mr. mccallum sir, for a while I was afeared that you had abandoned uber.
please write more.
thank you for not leaving.
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Just had a lot of shit going on. Getting back into the swing of stings.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mr. mccallum sir, for a while I was afeared that you had abandoned uber.
please write more.
thank you for not leaving.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:28:40 EST (#)
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Yeah, O, it's shitty overpriced juices and iced teas that sell like crazy in the USA.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Often, I feel your posts go way over my head, so I read but do not rate.
This, however, I can handle.
What the dickens is Snapple? It sounds like fruit juice so I will suppose it is.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:01:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:53:36 CST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, but I expected higher quality writing from you, Jack...
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Start paying me and you'll get quality. When I'm bored at work you get this.
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Touché.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:53:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:47:44 EST (#)
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Funny, but I expected higher quality writing from you, Jack...
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Start paying me and you'll get quality. When I'm bored at work you get this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:47:44 EST (#)
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Funny, but I expected higher quality writing from you, Jack...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:12:28 EST (#)
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Actually, I read a review on that a few years back and passed. I don't like sinking cash into movies with animal violence in them. Yeah, I'm a pussy, but if you can fake it with people you can fake it with animals. This is why (sadly) many classic Italian zombie/cannibal flicks are not in my collection. Not paying some dude residuals of a few lira because he tossed a young monkey at a boa constrictor thirty years ago. Yes, I know it happens in the wild, but we don't need to stage it. Otherwise, why not stage auto accidents and film that shit?
I'm telling you, I am really struggling with this whole 'back to work' idea. Man.
Nice to know someone else out there enjoys obscure Asian stuff.
Have you seen Freeze Me? Not much gore, but a damned fine, moody flick with some relevant social commentary. Big Asian titties are always welsome, of course, and they make an appearance here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:40:03 EST (#)
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Just do it. Don't ask questions. You'll be glad you did. And no, blockbuster does not carry it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:56:43 EST (#)
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Uh... is the comment below directed at me? If so, wtf?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:53:31 EST (#)
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Get the English subtitle version. You'll be glad you did: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0255589/ Also, it's "The Isle" http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1804385482/info
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:21:45 EST (#)
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Whatever. Picking a fight with someone who doesn't give a shit about your opinions or existence seems like a waste of time and energy to me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:38:16 EST (#)
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Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:37:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:31:28 EST (#)
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Jack, thank you for substantiating my claim, you whiny girl. It doesn't have to be a dick/fart joke to be funny. It just has to be funny, all of the above with one exception are not.
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Who's whining? I've done a decent number of posts that gave people laughs, if you didn't like it I'm not gonna lose sleep over it, but since we're on the subject of things that are not amusing... do you even have a fucking job? I thought Shlongy was bad, but you are here all the fucking time. It's pathetic, man.
You know what Shatner would say.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:33:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:40:09 EST (#)
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"Real Fact" #509: Mathematicians at MIT recently concluded that masturbating teenage boys have spilled enough ejaculate between the Stone Age and the present to equal the mass of the sun (1.9891 ×1030 kg)
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Method's Mom swallowed that much last week.
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This shit never gets old.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:31:28 EST (#)
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Jack, thank you for substantiating my claim, you whiny girl. It doesn't have to be a dick/fart joke to be funny. It just has to be funny, all of the above with one exception are not.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fact #714 people on "ludes" should not drive.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:40:09 EST (#)
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"Real Fact" #509: Mathematicians at MIT recently concluded that masturbating teenage boys have spilled enough ejaculate between the Stone Age and the present to equal the mass of the sun (1.9891 ×1030 kg)
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Method's Mom swallowed that much last week.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:22:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 08:00:00 EST (#)
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Jack, this was worth reading as barely a smile pursed my lips. I'm sure you'll have a cataclysmic meltdown when I tell you this, in that you'll whine, bitch, and generally carry on crying like a beaten down housewife, but humor isn't your forte. I know, I know...before you start, that I don't have a forte at all but I thought I'd just tell you that I actually did read this and it was "just ok."
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Sorry all my 'humor' goes over your head. I guess I should have posted a picture of my dick and a few paragraphs of tough-guy bullshit.
Here's an easy one for you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108661
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:18:13 EST (#)
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If I had known this piece of shit was gonna bag 500+ hits and a positive rating I would have actually put some effort into it. Christ, I feel like Shlongy. Take a pointless brain-dump on uber and reap the rewards.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-03 10:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Mickey's 'hand grenades' have puzzles on the inside of their tops.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-03 10:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Magic Hat micro-brewed beers print mildly amusing phrases on the inside of their caps and I find it delightful on occasion.
One from last night: "Present this cap to one full of crap"
Those silly bastards.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-03 10:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Real Fact" #509: Mathematicians at MIT recently concluded that masturbating teenage boys have spilled enough ejaculate between the Stone Age and the present to equal the mass of the sun (1.9891 ×1030 kg)
A disturbing number of uber-users have done their part on this one.
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"Real Fact" #511: During the filming of Happy Days Ron Howard had sex with Marion Ross at least three times a week. Costar Tom Bosley described Howard as a "horny little freakjob."
Mrs. C was a firebox.
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"Real Fact" #784: Aardvarks don't give a shit about anything.
damn straight.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 09:23:58 EST (#)
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i was entertained.
hadley post something. do it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-03 08:14:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-03 03:08:21 EST (#)
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http://www.google.com/patents?id=T2QKAAAAEBAJ
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Dear God that depresses me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 08:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:04:46 GMT (#)
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"Real Fact" #509: Mathematicians at MIT recently concluded that masturbating teenage boys have spilled enough ejaculate between the Stone Age and the present to equal the mass of the sun (1.9891 ×1030 kg)
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Now that's just gross.
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"Real Fact" #2245: Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley once got into a fist fight in the men's room at Sun Records in Memphis. Sam Phillips broke up the fight by dunking their heads in a urinal. An apocryphal coda to this battle of the musical legends was supplied by Phillips when he said, "Then I pissed all over them li'l sumbitches heads. Shut them down real fast."
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Who started it?
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Jacks cats
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-03 08:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Real Fact" #509: Mathematicians at MIT recently concluded that masturbating teenage boys have spilled enough ejaculate between the Stone Age and the present to equal the mass of the sun (1.9891 ×1030 kg)
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Now that's just gross.
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"Real Fact" #2245: Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley once got into a fist fight in the men's room at Sun Records in Memphis. Sam Phillips broke up the fight by dunking their heads in a urinal. An apocryphal coda to this battle of the musical legends was supplied by Phillips when he said, "Then I pissed all over them li'l sumbitches heads. Shut them down real fast."
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Who started it?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 08:00:00 EST (#)
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Jack, this was worth reading as barely a smile pursed my lips. I'm sure you'll have a cataclysmic meltdown when I tell you this, in that you'll whine, bitch, and generally carry on crying like a beaten down housewife, but humor isn't your forte. I know, I know...before you start, that I don't have a forte at all but I thought I'd just tell you that I actually did read this and it was "just ok."
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-03 07:37:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:16:04 EST (#)
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cat jack
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 06:13:31 EST (#)
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you know Jack...I had this same idea except I was pasting them on snapple caps, I had like 10 done and then, like most ideas, I just dropped it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-03 03:08:21 EST (#)
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http://www.google.com/patents?id=T2QKAAAAEBAJ
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 03:01:19 EST (#)
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Put a lid on it Hookhand
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:56:53 EST (#)
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Good fucking luck topping this
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 01:06:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:10:50 EST (#)
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If this shit keeps up, I might have to post again. And I know no one wants that.
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No one cares.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-02 23:58:24 EST (#)
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What should I post next?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:26:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:10:50 EST (#)
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Can't someone who use to entertain me (you included, Jack) write something good and long with lots of parts?
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Those days may be over, since the majority here seems to feel anything over a page is a long slog...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:10:50 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ...this is just the icing on the fucking cake.
Uber used to entertain me and keep me from getting real work done. Now I bury myself in code to avoid it during the day.
Can't someone who use to entertain me (you included, Jack) write something good and long with lots of parts?
If this shit keeps up, I might have to post again. And I know no one wants that.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-01-02 22:05:00 EST (#)
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Jimmy's comment below sealed the deal. That and the curling fact.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:13:33 EST (#)
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REAL FACT #697 "Science yet again disproves popular myth! Numerous recent studies conclusively prove that pimpin' is, in fact, really quite easy. As long as an individual is capable of consistantly "keepin it real", "checkin' bitches" apparently "ain't no thang"."
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:10:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:59:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:55:03 EST (#)
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Awesome. You know what else Snapple bottles are good for? Breaking skulls.
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hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
For those of us who can't afford Champagne and those ultra thick bottles.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:55:03 EST (#)
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Awesome. You know what else Snapple bottles are good for? Breaking skulls.
I once saw 4 friends beat some sorry little whigger kid over the head with them over a drug deal gone bad on the main strip at Virginia Beach.
He was hanging out with 2- 16 year old girls drinking out of a cheap champagne bottle, and after they beat him, he ended up getting 172 stitches in his skull where one of the bottles broke.
I think it was one of the most awesome things I've ever seen.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:34:46 EST (#)
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yes indeed.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:08:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:37:32 EST (#)
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On Snapple's website they say that a duck's quack doesn't echo.
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buncha lying sacks of liquid shit
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:52:23 EST (#)
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On December 14th, 1988 the International Institute of Pancakes released an official statement. It read "FUCK WAFFLES"!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:37:32 EST (#)
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On Snapple's website they say that a duck's quack doesn't echo.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:22:04 EST (#)
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How the fuck could anyone actually read this and believe Snapple sanctioned it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:19:34 EST (#)
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Alright...alright...calm down...you can keep your +1.
Sheesh, a little cranky on the first day back at work.
I understand...I almost gave my notice today on MY first day back, but I figured I'd better have an option lined up to replace 6 figures before I do something as fucking stupid as that.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:15:53 EST (#)
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you can always taunt a nigger while riding BART on the way home
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:06:21 EST (#)
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Fuck you, old man. I always give credit if I swipe something from the web.
Actually, I'm bored as fuck and frankly, I can't seem to get back into this whole 'work' thing. I just wrote this up because I suddenly had an image in my mind of Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley beating the christ out of each other in a men's room. That's normal, right? Right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-02 19:02:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:59:16 EST (#)
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Did you "write" this or are you turning into sicosemen and just cutting & pasting stuff?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:59:16 EST (#)
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Did you "write" this or are you turning into sicosemen and just cutting & pasting stuff?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:56:07 EST (#)
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GO UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs! WOO!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:49:37 EST (#)
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heh
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:48:47 EST (#)
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entertained me
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:47:38 EST (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:44:55 EST (#)
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"Real Fact" #427a: Jack McCallum often completely fucks up the usage of 'followed by' and 'preceded by.'
Submitted by carmex (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:44:24 EST (#)
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So does snapples website.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-02 18:41:44 EST (#)
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ps - Wiki has a good page on Snapple, including a list of "Real Facts" proven wrong.