The Dude Upstairs Returns (1303 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.35 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Grimm <grimmjuice.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-03 11:16:57 EST
Greetings, Uber - oh, how I have missed thee.
Do i still have any friends around here?
(Don't know who the fuck I am? See here for the famous series: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86925)
I've been lurking for a few days, and I have decided to return. The problem is "The Dude" is no longer a part of my life. In fact, he was never real to begin with.
While I did indeed move into an apartment with a strange individual living upstairs, and while some of the exploits described in the Dude series did happen, 85-90% of them were totally made up. I was on Uber and tired of getting -2'd to hell and back and came up with something I thought was very very funny.
The problem was a certain lady friend of mine (ain't that always the case) who stumbled upon my entire Uber profile and was none too amused at some of the content within. Eventually, she said she forgave me, but she really didn't (ain't that also always the case). The relationship straggled on for a year or so after that, but is now totally over and I'm back in my original position of searching for an apartment again, this time for March 1st.
So, here's some choices for all ya'll:
1. Grimm, can't believe you lied to us! Fuck you! Go Away!
2. Who cares if it was false? Write More!!
3. Meh.
4. Hang around and submit more shit
Sincere Fuck You's to All!!! And a Happy New Year
-Grimm
User Reviews
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-19 16:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back from the whah??
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2008-09-19 15:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you anyway. I'm back too, bitches!
Submitted by BeerPong (user info) at 2008-09-19 15:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. Who cares if it was false? Write More!!
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anyone think that "The Dude" killed off the real Grimm and this is just "The Dude" finally hacking into uber to try and set his record straight.
That was some made up paranoia for your made up Dude.
Seriously though some of the things you came up with are so stupid that you couldn't help but believe he was real.
I'm still not sure aside from that "golden shower" thing what would have been so objectionable from anyone you know. Your posts where pretty tame in the giving of any real information.
Welcome back though.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-02-16 18:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-16 16:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
good writing though dude.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not as good knowing it was fake... but it was still funny.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-23 05:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i died a little finding out he wasn't real.
but so what.
too bad you "killed" him
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2008-01-21 19:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've taken a bit of a hiatus myself... pretty surprised Uber took you back without the typical flaming.
...you know there was a rumor that you died.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 21:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the haters - you're one of the most entertaining posters around here, so good to see you back
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
HE, I couldn't agree more.
*reaches down to wipe the corner of your mouth*
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty good. Just livin' life, and what not.
How have you been? For shame on you for letting some piece of ass drag you away from the glory that is Uber.
I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh my god, H_E - this is like waking up after a night of drinking and remembering all the things you did the night before, one painful piece at a time...
How the hell arrr ya?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
S'up?
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, to be welcomed back with such open arms...I may weep.
I agree though - I probably shouldn't have spilled the beans.
Fill me in on something though - seems like the post frequency has dropped off hugely since I've been here. Can't believe this post is still on the front page - what's up? Was there a group suicide or something??
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I assumed they were or at least insanely exaggerated, but still funny.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They were pretty funny, I don't mind that they were fake. Everyone exaggerates or blends stories together, as long as it's entertaining it's fine.
I just found out about two weeks ago that my girlfriend knows about my uber account
;(
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, they were more fun when they were supposed to be real. Just try something new :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, thanks for the update.
I liked the series though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The first rule of Fight Club, I mean Uber, is...
...ah hell, you KNOW the rules. Welcome back.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:43:46 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima doesnt read my masterpieces anymore :(
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don't worry emission, I only spend five seconds here and there on uber lately. I'll catch up with you.
and i highly doubt you've read all my masterpieces either...
HAVE YOU
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops. I guess that was kinda not really a new option...just my personal version of 2.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, read it. now for option 4:
4. Who cares if it was made up? Make up some more! Those stories were up there with Jimbo and comickbookguy as far as I'm concerned. Big fan.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima doesnt read my masterpieces anymore :(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grimm's back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
the dude upstairs is back? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. you populate my uber bookmarks.
now to read.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember that series. You did an awesome job. Who cares if it was fake, really, all that means is that you did an even better job.
I thoroughly enjoyed it, either way. Cheers.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTFIRAThem
very funny, fake or not.
So you're gay right?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't read the series - but it looks like you just made a couple dweebs pout with your literary deception.
That always makes me smile.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While we might hate you for what you write on uber, you will certainly not be alone.
We won't leave you for another Uber
We will however remind you endlessly of the time you sucked.
You never have to apologise to Uber or suck up to us for make-up sex.
We won't wreck your car, or hate your mom...except for method
JUST...
Learn to clear the history and files on your browser and NEVER tell ANYONE about Uber and you'll be fine.
now write something
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 12:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
keep writing, fiction or no it was great.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome back.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should never have told us. That's what Yoda would have done. The secret he would keep yes?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nobody fucking cares one way or another
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SO you actually wrote out a list, and squiggled out the names as if it were real, took a photo and then posted it? Man... I just looked over those posts... the dude just isn;t cool anymore...
I swear to god if you you've killed the big lebowski for me, i will cry.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It doesn't matter they were good stories. You shouldn't have told us they were fake though.
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the stories were only good, because you made them real. Without the belief of reality, they aren;t half as good. sorry mate, come up with something new.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this is not a very 'cool' way to step back in
you should have just started the series back up or just come back with something else
this reeks of meh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well: I called it. You shouldn't of told us. Start something new. Now that we know they are fake, they lost the luster for me.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It doesn't matter they were good stories. You shouldn't have told us they were fake though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 11:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone must've broken up with his girlfriend. Now to read..