Oh Pat Robertson, you crazy, crazy man! (24389 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2008-01-03 13:19:29 EST
Pat Robertson, the elite cult leader, has made another outrageous claim. He tells us that, in 2008, "evangelism will increase and more people will seek God as the chaos develops." Robertson said, "We will see the presence of angels and we will see an intensification of miracles around the world."
Why do people still listen to this man? Has he not shamed himself enough yet?
Have people forgotten that he also claimed he could cure AIDS through prayer in the 1970s and 80s?
He called Protestants "anti-Christs".
He said his prayers could stop hurricanes (Gloria 1985, Felix 1995). He was wrong on both accounts.
He supported Charles Taylor, Liberia's President, during his war crimes.
Let's not forget that he said America should assassinate Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela becuase the country apparently holds too much oil.
He said God told him there would be "mass killings" in America from terrorists attacks in 2007. None occurred.
He said America would be hit with a tsunami in 2006, by God's word. Never occurred.
In short, this guy is not only certifiabley insane, but a religious leader to boot. I know that many people need faith to get through life, and I'm cool with that. At what point, however, do they look at their religious leaders and think "Maybe this guy doesn't have the answers"?
If the weather man is wrong once or twice, people get all worked up. This assclown was taking his followers' God and using it as a political and finacial tool for his own gain. Now, I'm not not a religious person, but doesn't the Bible say soemthing about not being allowed to do that?
I mean, this guy runs the Christian Broadcast network (180 countries, 71 languages). He has his very own tax free soap box from which he spouts this rhetoric to literally millions of followers.
Again, I will not claim to be a historian, but hasn't this kind of exposure and following always lead to trouble in the past? Hell, Jonestown was just a smaller scale CBN and they killed a congressman, some reporters, and over nine hundred of themselves.
He even started the Christian Coalition (1.7 million members). In 1993, while it was being formed, Robertson stated:
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
He actually said that the Christians have suffered more abuse than any minority in history.
Nearby, right now, there is a homeless man that claims to speak to God. He's always yelling about "repent this" or "rapture that", making claims of our evil and God's wrath. Yet, everybody that passes him - Christians included - see the man as a lunatic. What's the difference of one man saying it on television and another on a street corner? How is one any more valid than the other?
Earl, that's what I'll call the homeless guy because I don't know his name, say much of the same crap that Robertson does. I'll list a few selections and you decide who said what.
1: "I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when they were doing human sacrifice. Your children are acting out Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it."
2. "Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together."
3. "How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?"
4. "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."
5. "Yesterday, I spoke to God. He told me that you are all destined for the fiery pits of Hell if you don't change your ways! You will burn in the hellfire for eternity. BURN! BURN!...you gotta quarter?"
If you guessed 1-4 as Earl, you'd be wrong. That was Robertson preaching Jesus' gospel of "love thy neighbor" and "let thee without sin" and such. The last was Earl. I could be wrong though, the Christian Coalition is essentially bankrupt from shady dealing by Robertson himself. Also, most of the time I think Earl is saying "Hrgghhl...mumble mumble...damned Jews...made me crap my pants...wait, where the Hell are my pants...YOU STEAL MY PANTS!?!" Then he chased me for a block with a rolled up newspaper he was using to keep his crotch warm.
Anyway, I'm just saying this man is a raving lunatic (Pat, not Earl - I trust Earl more) and those that would follow him are dangers not only to themselves but society at large.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-07 01:12:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:06:50 EST (#)
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If you die after I give you a -2, you're going to hell. I really have no evidence to support this, but it's probably true.
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-04 10:31:08 EST (#)
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Wacky tobacky.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-04 00:10:08 EST (#)
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your rants on religion and nutty religious figures are very original and eye opening
hint: you're validating pat roberston's existence
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-01-03 23:32:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:32:07 EST (#)
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instinct has nothing to do with whether we should stick our hands in the fire....take a child..they weill touch the fire until they get burned or are told not to.
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didn't you hear, some japanese scientist proved that the reason mice are scared of cats is because of a gene that makes them afraid of a cat's smell. i'd call that instinct.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-03 22:48:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-03 21:35:18 EST (#)
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Old news
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:48:55 EST (#)
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Having no proof but knowing you are right...is pretty much the definition of faith. It is faith in yourself, but faith nonetheless.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:52:14 EST (#)
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"I know that many people need faith to get through life, and I'm cool with that."
I used to be religiously tolerant because growing up as a UU that's what they told me to be. Then I realized that I hate the irrationality behind all religion and that I am in fact an antitheist. I don't want to argue about it or anything though, because although I can't disprove god, I know I'm right. I've been told that this too is faith, but no.
On a related note, I broke a two inch board with my crane fist shaolin style and cut the shit out of my hand last night.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:38:57 EST (#)
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There is nobody I know who takes this guy seriously.
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:11:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:58:27 EST (#)
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What's the difference between Pat Robertson and Method's Mom?
One is a cocky asshole and the other one has a cock in her asshole.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:29:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:19:36 EST (#)
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psst:
Blabkill = retard.
pass it on.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:04:59 EST (#)
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That man cuh-raaazay.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:04:40 EST (#)
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Pat Robertson is insane, Rob Berg is a flaming self-hating homosexual, and the sky is blue. These things are obvious.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:48:08 EST (#)
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now you've gone too far
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:47:10 EST (#)
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And what the fuck more content do you want about the countertops? Jesus fuck, you people ask for too much.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:46:35 EST (#)
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I'm just doing a renovation before I plan on moving back to VA in a few months, but the house has the same kitchen it did in the 50's. Seriously, the oven is mint 50's condition deal. I've heard formica. I was planning on using the same wood, oak, just sanding, re-finishing, and adding different hardware. I'm not going to drop a boat load into a house that I'm leaving.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:42:25 EST (#)
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what are you looking for in a countertop...something that looks nice and is functional in a place that I am willing to make a minor investment in but am not looking to stay in forever or would you like essentially a lifetime countertop?
as far as the cabinets...it depends on many factors such as are you going to do it yourself, what kind of wood are you looking at for new cabinets, are you going for functionality or look or both...etc.
Context as Rob mentioned to you earlier. I can tell you anything you want to know about cabinetry and countertops if you tell me what you are looking for.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:41:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:29:38 EST (#)
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ok better yet remove my example of it is pretty and simplify it to 'it is a flower'
did you still make a decision?
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Sure. I made many decisions. Recognition, I am sure there was some association with the smell of a flower, the feel of it or the emotion that giving a bundle of them to a sweetheart might have felt.
At the end of the day, everything I learned about that flower up to that point in my life influenced my reaction and subsequent decisions.
We are organic machines with a soul.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:37:39 EST (#)
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Perhaps, but the real question is what is the most economical way to redo the kitchen. Would I be better off sanding and re-staining the exterior myself and just adding a new counter top? What is the most economical and "good looking" counter top around?
Also, I have a poor back this week and I think it's because I slept everywhere but my bed for the past week.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:36:31 EST (#)
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Yup. I do think humans have the innate capacity to form that original thought.
However, the chaotic nature of the human existence limits the conversation due to individual context (experiential) and relativism (situational).
AND - some people are just retards.
Like the mouth breathing idiot that powers the Stabkill moniker, for example.
Or JonnyX. iddqd. etc.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:32:07 EST (#)
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instinct has nothing to do with whether we should stick our hands in the fire....take a child..they weill touch the fire until they get burned or are told not to.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:30:15 EST (#)
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Or, I personally, don't see instinct as something we choose, but rather what is internal at the time of birth despite what has happened in our lives.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:29:38 EST (#)
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ok better yet remove my example of it is pretty and simplify it to 'it is a flower'
did you still make a decision?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:28:50 EST (#)
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Instinct tells us not to put our hands in fire or to try and position ourselves when we are falling, not to look at the sky for some metaphysical meaning about shit we can't explain.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:28:27 EST (#)
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I think we'd have to go back and forth a bit on what constitutes action or decision making and I still have to finish this cabinet estimate today before my 86 mile trek home.
what you are saying and what I'm not decided on yet is that we are in control of our initial thought, that we influence it in some manner, is in direct conflict with the teachings of programs such as AA where people are taught that they exist at the will of their poison.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:22:23 EST (#)
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I would argue that instinct only influences your decision making... but that we shape our instinct. Hone it.
Also, when you decide that something is pretty that IS free will. You still made that choice - it might only be the result of a couple fired up neurons - but your individual experiences up to that point in your life have all influenced how you choose to react. You may not fully know why you make such choices, but they are being made and with enough clarity and relevant experience - mostly controlled.
Some people are just better at 'dealing with shit' than others.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:15:22 EST (#)
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someone should do a post about pat sharpe not this hippy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:08:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:01:25 EST (#)
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hmmm... Good Question mudflap,
I believe that 'Free Will' exists in all of us.
However, we also have the capacity for learning. For reason. We each individually absorb our own unique experiences and from them we are able to form questions and puzzle out answers.
Some people are happy to be told the answers, some people insist on cheating. Others prefer to always question it - with no real satisfaction coming from any answers.
Now, while our thoughts are all learned - I also think they are influenced by our collective unconscious. That intangible connection that we have with all humanity. Call it 'the force', if you will - but I truly believe that all life is connected.
It explains the concept of a 'conscience'. Our internal moral barometer that guides our notion of 'right' and 'wrong'.
I believe that to be innate.
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Free will implies some sort of action though doesn't it? I"m talking about before the action.
Let's say that when you look at a flower and your mind tells you that you think it is pretty. You didn't make a decision or take action to think it is pretty it was purely instinctual in your mind. You mind might have immediately said 'that flower is the color of the blood you must spill tonight' and again you did nothing to create that thought.
Saying all thoughts are learned is not quite right when you bring into account 'instinct'
Now the real mindfuck is can those initial thoughts be affected or trained (ala A CLockwork Orange) or are they...in fact...purely instinctual?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:04:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:48:43 EST (#)
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He's an old pathetic self-deluding fool and if you ignore him, he'll go away.
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No he won't.
He feeds a hungry congregation of fervent idiots.
These people are not going away - they are happy to remain ignorant and stupid.
Desperate, even.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:03:08 EST (#)
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My poo is about the size of the equator.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:01:45 EST (#)
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I equate religion to a workers union....people join both because they don't want or need anything more than what it has to offer them.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:01:25 EST (#)
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hmmm... Good Question mudflap,
I believe that 'Free Will' exists in all of us.
However, we also have the capacity for learning. For reason. We each individually absorb our own unique experiences and from them we are able to form questions and puzzle out answers.
Some people are happy to be told the answers, some people insist on cheating. Others prefer to always question it - with no real satisfaction coming from any answers.
Now, while our thoughts are all learned - I also think they are influenced by our collective unconscious. That intangible connection that we have with all humanity. Call it 'the force', if you will - but I truly believe that all life is connected.
It explains the concept of a 'conscience'. Our internal moral barometer that guides our notion of 'right' and 'wrong'.
I believe that to be innate.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:59:32 EST (#)
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This was the last good book I read: http://www.amazon.com/Call-Devil-His-Oldest-Name/dp/0553584944
I see you are on this "No Country for Old Men" kick. Maybe I'll have to read the book and by the time it's over it'll be out on DVD. I prefer reading the books first. The whole Hannibal series was much better reading it in the book first.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:57:21 EST (#)
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rob + mud:
there are obviously exceptions to the rule. some people choose to believe in whatever god because it comforts them. some morons are religious because they are satisfied with not understanding anything and being religious gives them an excuse for said satisfaction.
other people are religious because they see miracles like their child being born and think there must be a god because how else could something so beautiful happen.
i was merely speaking of the morons who use religion as an excuse to kill, hate, abuse, harass, exploit, rape, torture, and all the other bullshit. also, the people who refuse to believe in the theory of evolution, and the people who are satisfied with not understanding why things are the way they are. religion is a cop-out (not for everyone, though).
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:56:13 EST (#)
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hahahaaha....sico
there are certain amounts of persuasion on my views that I cannot control, they occur in the world around me and outside of my reigns. What I can control I do my best to.
I did just read two very entertaining books though
The Fuck Up by....maybe Arthur Nersesian
and
No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
both damn fine books.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:53:03 EST (#)
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Muddy, I'll accept that, but let me just say, without trying to sound fanatical that this book doesn't pro/con religion. It just presents facts and information without bias. I'm sure you'll still not want to read it, but I've read some Tao Ching books that were fascinating as well if you are interested in stories with myopic outlooks. You know what? ON second thought, fuck you, shitard!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:49:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:40:08 EST (#)
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Okay:
If I am on a train travelling at 150 mph, essentially I am travelling the same speed. If I start at the back and run to the front, did I run faster than 150 mph? DO the other people on the train see me as running over 150 mph or do the people observing from off of the train see me as running more than 150 mph.
Also, if I pop out my eyes and point them towards each other, do I see one giant eyeball or is it the multiple mirror effect where they will go on forever?
Aaaaaand GO!
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No. You did not run faster than 150mph. You were running on the train which was moving at 150mph. Your reference point is the train. In relation to the train, you are running as fast as any average man/woman can run.
Other people on the train would see you as running however fast you can run because they have the same reference point as you. Its like how the Earth is spinning at 1,000mph. We aren't moving 1000mph + our speed. We are simply moving at our own speed because the Earth is our reference point and everything on Earth is moving at 1000mph.
People observing you from off the train would see you moving at 150mph + whatever speed you're running, like the moving walkway conveyor dealys in airports. If you run on those, you feel like you're moving incredibly fast because you can see a non-moving reference point with clarity close to you and other people see you as running whatever speed you're running + the speed of the conveyor dealy.
I dont know about the eye thing. That's interesting.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:48:59 EST (#)
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sico - thanks bro but I don't need to read any books about religion...for or against. But I appreciate the gesture.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:48:43 EST (#)
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I have never understood Pat Robertson's view of the world. He advocates a return to traditional Christian values from 100 years ago or so, without any consideration of the way the world is different. Families cannot function now the way they did then. We don't toil on farms and darn socks and stay married forever and believe everything we're told by our elders any more.
This is America and so he can hate anyone he wants to, but PR doesn't see that trying to place blame for what he sees as the problems with the way things are on commies and fags and Democrats and commie fag Democrats doesn't change the way things are or solve any problem in any way. He's an old pathetic self-deluding fool and if you ignore him, he'll go away.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:48:25 EST (#)
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On 2nd thought. It ALL depends on which direction the train is moving. If it's traveling in reverse at 150 mph the answers change as now you will be traveling 150mph - the speed at which you are running, according to 3rd party spectators outside of the train.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:47:42 EST (#)
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ok I submitted this one to another site before....
Are we in control of our initial thought, the immediate thought that pops into your mind...not your action from it...just the thought. And if we are is it the true reflection of the people we are?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:47:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:41:13 EST (#)
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religion is how stupid people explain things they cant explain or understand.
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That really isn't true - and is quite limited in it's explanation.
Religion is for the weak and the needy. It doesn't make it wrong, per se - only easy to manipulate and a haven for stupid people to associate with equally stupid people.
Doesn't mean the fundamental concepts that construct the core beliefs of religion are bad... some of them are quite beautiful and make complete sense if embraced honestly.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:46:18 EST (#)
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Muddy, I already answered his question. Also, Muddy, you may enjoy this: http://www.amazon.com/Seven-Mysteries-Life-Guy-Murchie/dp/0395957915 It's an exploration of religion through science, reasoning, and mild philosophy. I have a copy if you'd like to borrow it, but I NEED it back.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:44:45 EST (#)
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on the train you and everyone else on it is going 150mph and you running adds to your mph by however fast a 3 toed sloth can run.
people standing still will see you at 150 mph + the speed ofyour run
Rhymen - smart people are religious too
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:42:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:40:08 EST (#)
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Okay:
If I am on a train travelling at 150 mph, essentially I am travelling the same speed. If I start at the back and run to the front, did I run faster than 150 mph? DO the other people on the train see me as running over 150 mph or do the people observing from off of the train see me as running more than 150 mph.
Also, if I pop out my eyes and point them towards each other, do I see one giant eyeball or is it the multiple mirror effect where they will go on forever?
Aaaaaand GO!
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No (you misspelled 'traveling'), no, yes, neither, your brain sees.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:42:22 EST (#)
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the best I've read about it was simply put 'those of average or above average intelligence that believe in god feel that they have had enough of a 'spiritual experience' to justify faith.
maybe i just haven't had one yet but I've seen both of my kids born and I don't think it gets much fucking better than that.
oh and I got this fucking mind blowing blowjob from this girl in high school that to this day has not been matched...that was fucking spiritual.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:41:49 EST (#)
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It's a silly question to ask. There are many reasons people still believe in GOD.
I choose to err on the side of wonder, on possibility. I buy into the notion that there is something fantastical about our existence.
This doesn't limit my appreciation for our own infinite potential - only that wasting time wondering why people are so stupid isn't nearly as fun as just holding them in contempt.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:41:13 EST (#)
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religion is how stupid people explain things they cant explain or understand.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:40:08 EST (#)
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Okay:
If I am on a train travelling at 150 mph, essentially I am travelling the same speed. If I start at the back and run to the front, did I run faster than 150 mph? DO the other people on the train see me as running over 150 mph or do the people observing from off of the train see me as running more than 150 mph.
Also, if I pop out my eyes and point them towards each other, do I see one giant eyeball or is it the multiple mirror effect where they will go on forever?
Aaaaaand GO!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:38:46 EST (#)
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I believe in what could be defined as 'GOD'.
I'm exceptionally smart.
I also have gas.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:36:51 EST (#)
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You want intelligence? I'll answer anyones question in under 11 words with astounding accuracy, but please, one at a time. And GOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:35:55 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111840
That's the answer, MW. This is how people still believe.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:35:42 EST (#)
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No shit.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:34:26 EST (#)
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and one used to be able to have intelligent conversations on Uber....now we're stuck with sico
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:32:56 EST (#)
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I hear ya. Age is a motherfu...pancakes.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:32:23 EST (#)
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The real question is...how can people of average or above average intelligence still believe in god?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:30:43 EST (#)
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or maybe i'm just being nice so i have someone to converse with
see I used to be able to put long thoughts together in fairly entertaining ways and post them and now my focus flits about so I can only do bits and pieces, intense ones now and then, but bits none the less so I have to stick to commenting instead of posting
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:30:04 EST (#)
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Well, I just care less if that makes sense.
*Salutes and walks away*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:29:06 EST (#)
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While this guy is a certifiable lunatic and much of what you say holds true or at least sparks creative thought, is it any worse than the Vatican City and the outrageous claims from the extremist Catholics? Seriously, it's all shit and the fact that you are actually feeding into it leads me to believe you'll be the first uberer to go on a spiritual absence from this site. Too late? Fuck!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:28:30 EST (#)
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you're a better sport than you used to be
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:27:40 EST (#)
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Just go follow Falwell...wait, nevermind.
Take George Carlin's advice and worship the Sun or Jeo Pecsi.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:26:15 EST (#)
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no seriously...
'cause here I was just happily sheep sheep sheeping along and now this?
where the fuck is Moobie when I need him
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:24:39 EST (#)
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well frankly sir...I am blown the fuck Away!
Blown away!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:22:58 EST (#)
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Hand to God!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-03 13:22:29 EST (#)
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wait...
hold on a sec...
are you saying...really saying....that a TV Evangelist...specifically Pat Robertson...is full of shit?
Get
The
Fuck
Outta
Here!