a monkey would make a better world leader (482 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.28 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (View user info) at 2008-01-03 14:31:14 EST
my little cousin had to do a report at school, saying how to make the world a better place, after being with me whilst his parents were on holiday for a week, i think i can saftly say my random and idiotic humour rubbed off onto him, as you will see when you read on in his report-remember, this was wrote by a 7 year old... oh yes, and confuses prime ministers-predidents with "kings".
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE?
to make the world a better place, i think we should get rid of the people who are the kings of the countries, and have monkeys as kings instead. i want a monkey king because monkeys are my most favourite animal in the world, and because they're my most favourite in the whole world, that means everyone in the world likes them because they're monkeys. i also think the monkies should wear suits so they look more like kings, and we should pay them with bananas instead of money, so nobody is poor because they pay with bananas and not money. i also think they'll be really goo kings because monkey sounds like money, so that means they'll make us rich, but they won't mind because they only want bananas. i also think they'll be super good kings because they're not very smart so they won't start wars so people won't die, but that isn't a good thing because then there'll be no war games like medal of honour, and medal of honour is my favourite game because i can use cheats. i also think we should pick names for them, so then i can name one Pickles, because pickles is my favourite food, so the monkeys will taste really nice too, but eating them is silly because then you'll have to go to monkey jail, which will be like normal jail but monkies work there. so once the monkeys are our kings, i want to be their friends so i can boss them about because they're monkeys and they're not very smart and they're smaller than me, but gorillas are bigger so i'll have to fire all the gorillas because i don't really like gorillas. i think for a big king of all the other kings, i think i'll chose the one off the coco pops box, because he's always stoping the crocodile and he looks like he knows how to be a king and i think he'll look good in a crown and a suit. so i think to make the world a better place, i will make monkeys kings, and i will be their friends. my cousin told me some mokeys are already being kings in America, he said his name is Mr.bush, which is think is a silly name, but Americ is a good palce because it's big and it has Disneyland so it's a good place. but i think mr.bush should change his name because it's sily, i think mr.tree would be better because trees aren't funny likes bushes.
THE END
however this rather humorous report isn't so funny for me, as once my aunt read it, i got in a wee bit of bother...ah well, it's worth it =D.
so now here's actualy proof monkeys are leading the USA:
User Reviews
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be a Brit. Because any moron in America (there are a lot) has known for the last 6 years or so that G-dub has the IQ less than or equal to a monkey.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-03 21:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have the sneaking suspicion that you wrote this and are just passing it off as a 7-year-old's report because that is what you are.
Another thing, is this supposed to be funny, or interesting, or what? If it is, it fails at both.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:59:34 EST (#)
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wow. seven horrible posts in one day. who's the keeper of records around here? is this guy making history?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:57:15 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:38:00 EST (#)
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Oooh triangle_man and myself very nearly just rated together. Hot!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:37:10 EST (#)
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What is this trend of nOObs no capitalising? Hmmm.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:36:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-03 17:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How you keep cranking out grade A posts is beyond me. Your insight, humor, and intelligence is something to be cherished and kept around this website for hopeful years to come.
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Seriously, you are not now, nor were you ever, amusing. Kill yourself. The world will be a better place.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you know that....
No, wait. I don't suppose you do.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:28:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:38:44 EST (#)
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What's so "ironic" about it, jack, you fucking moron?
Sico's an idiot.
So are you, but I think you've at least evolved to walking upright.
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Hey, I thought you liked it when I walked on all fours like an ape, cause when I do that we are the same height.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:26:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:41:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:32:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:55:08 EST (#)
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hey i think there's summat wrong with this post, can you remove, make not so shit and re-add it please?
anyone want to point him to the post remover? oh, and maybe someone else could look into the user remover? I love retal ratings by the way. you should go rate the rest of my posts please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's so "ironic" about it, jack, you fucking moron?
Sico's an idiot.
So are you, but I think you've at least evolved to walking upright.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:55:08 EST (#)
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hey i think there's summat wrong with this post, can you remove, make not so shit and re-add it please?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one is not mine....but have you read any of this author's material? It's original and fucking stellar.
the material is fucking garbage. unfortunately I actually agree with this post to a degree. now stop doing this ass ranger.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:12:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:06:07 EST (#)
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keep posting.
the reviews are getting better!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Definition of irony...
Shlongy telling sico to go away.
Ahahahaha!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away already.
We get it.
You're playing the role of annoying, retarded virgin dipshit asswipe.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one is not mine....but have you read any of this author's material? It's original and fucking stellar.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I changed my mind, this is the best alter so far this year.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How you keep cranking out grade A posts is beyond me. Your insight, humor, and intelligence is something to be cherished and kept around this website for hopeful years to come.
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Jesus, you're a sad case.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at least meeley had nice tits instead of one on her shoulders like this plank
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to thank sicosemen for this new alter...
You can stop now.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just might be the most annoying alter I've seen in a year.
No no, there was "meeley" whatthehellever.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 14:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How you keep cranking out grade A posts is beyond me. Your insight, humor, and intelligence is something to be cherished and kept around this website for hopeful years to come.