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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (View user info) at 2008-01-03 15:50:43 EST
fact #1: When a pentagram has it's point facing upwards, that is the sign of god ruling over the earth, something many goths and devil worshipers don't realise. when the point faces DOWN, that is when it represents the devil.
fact #2: eating sugar after eating a pepper comabts burning sensation in your mouth. many people say drink water or soda, but this is wrong, as water has no effect, and adding soda is the equivilent of adding logs to a fire.
fact #3: if you eat some poppy seeds, you will fail a drug test.
fact #4: a pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes
fact #6: cockroaches can live up to 9 days without their heads-but they don't die from the decapitation, they die from the fact they have no mouth to eat from!
fact #7: if you hit your head agaisnt a wall for 1 hour, you'd loose 150 calories
fact #8; lions can mate up to 50 times a day
fact #9: cockroaches are afraid of cucumbers
fact #10: painting your surf board with black and white stripes will make sharks leave you alone, as certain fish they let clean them are that colour, so they belive you're that fish!
fact #11: a right-handed person can live , on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people
fact #12: the band KISS mixed their own blood with the red ink of the first KISS comic book
fact #13: Van Halen will not preform at a concert, if they are given a bowl on M&Ms, with a single brown M&M in the bowl. this is because they belive most venues don't read the contract's provision, and this could cause fatal flaws, so to make sure this doesn't happen, they included the provision of the brown M&Ms.
fact #14: the happy birthday song is copyrighted
fact #15: jack Nicholson was brought up to think his grandmother was his mother, and his mother was hs sister.
fact #16: one of the women in the James Bond film "for your eyes only" used to be a man.
fact #17: for five years, Webster's New International Dictionary mistakenly included an entry for dord, a word which did not exist
fact #18: if you eat celary, you LOOSE calories instead of gaining them
fact #19: in some super markets, in the music played, sentences like "buy me" are usually slipped in subliminaly
fact #20: on TV, small pop-up adverts have started being used, that will pop up subliminaly for less than a second
fact #21: turtles can breath in through their butts
fact #22: elephants are the only known animal that cannot jump
fact #23: donkeys kill more people annualy than plane crashes
fact #24: The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
fact #25: washing feet with vodka cures foot odor, and you can turn vodka into mouthwash using a cup of vodka, 9 tablespoons of cinnamon, an air-tight container to seal it up in for two weeks. After you strain out the cinnamon you have mouthwash.
fact #26: if you have oral and anal sex then smoke on a UK train, you will not be removed from the train until you start to smoke
fact #27: Graham Crackers were originally intended to suppress sexual appetites
fact #28: there is a secret "Club 33" serving hard liquor, in New Orleans Square, Disneyland
fact #29: Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest
fact #30: no one is ever declared dead while on Disney property
fact #31: Michael Jordon was kicked off of his high school basketball team because he couldn't throw three pointers
fact #32: Red Bull energy drink contains a banned, government-manufactured stimulant linked to the formation of brain tumors
fact #33: if you drink too much Mountain Dew, your testicles will shrink
fact #34: Mcdonalds use embalming to preserve their food. The same fluid used on dead people to preserve their bodies
fact #35: no 2 countries which have McDonald's fast-food chains have ever gone to war
fact #36: McDonald's used to use worm-meat in their burgers to save on costs, but today they still use kangaroo meat to save on costs
fact #37: the Phillip-Morris tobacco company funds the KKK, in the packaging design of Marlboros Cigarretes you can see the 3 K's
fact #38: In the 50's a town in Japan named Usa was used to ship goods, so they could say "MADE IN USA"
fact #39: Cabbage Patch kids were modeled after mentally defective children to get people used to what children would look like after a nuclear war
fact #40: when cows are milked, sometimes there is a great deal of blood that comes out along with the milk. This tainted milk is non-salable, except to the makers of pre-packaged chocolate milk, since the cocoa hides the blood. And chocolate milk makers get the milk at quite a bargainf
fact #41: during a regular six-month cleaning of the vats Dr Pepper is mixed in, the corpse of a missing worker was found in the bottom - his tie still wrapped around a bar of the stirring machine
fact #42: a tooth left overnight in a glass of Coca-Cola will dissolve
fact #43: every year on Super Bowl Sunday the water systems of major cities are in danger of collapsing because of so many simultaneous toilet flushings at half-time
fact #44: in the 1984 movie, The Terminator, O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of the Terminator, but the producers feared he was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer
fact #45: Elvis Presley was actually a natural redhead. He died his hair every 3 weeks to cover re-growth
fact #46: a young boy drowned while searching for Spongebob Squarepants in his near-by sea
fact #47: in the "midnight margarita" scene of the movie "Practical magic" the actors are honestly drunk
fact #48: on the film "stuck on you", under the bed, you can greifly see the eerie image of a ghost's face
fact #49: In the scene where Aladdin flies to Jasmine's window, you can hear him say "teenagers, take off your clothes" in the background
fact #50: it might be a possibility that Paul McCartney is dead and was replaced by a look alike, for example, in the Beatles song I'm So Tired, if a certain part is played backwards, you will hear-"Paul is a dead man. Miss him, miss him, miss him."
well, there's 50 facts that are of no real use to you, but they're fun to know-now here's a picture for you:
this was on the news, in which a man named "Niger" was being interviewed, but as you can see, somebody accidentally misspely his name....:
niger misspelt.bmp (351 kB) [image/x-bmp]
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-05 00:01:37 EST (#)
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and though its true charlie chaplin won 3rd place in a charlie chaplin look alike contest most of it is bullshit
and from an old email thats been circulating since forever
at least it didnt include the bullshit about babies not having kneecaps till they are toddlers
fun fact: roger moore is older than sean connery, and sean was replaced by moore because he looked too old.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:13:53 EST (#)
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terrible business
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:59:40 EST (#)
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act #26: if you have oral and anal sex then smoke on a UK train, you will not be removed from the train until you start to smoke
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Actually, British Transport Police will escort you from the train at the next station, under arrest, and you'll be charged with public indecency. If BTP aren't available, someone will just punch you in the fucking gonads for being a dick.
You'll probably get aids off the seats, anyway.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-04 07:52:14 EST (#)
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fact #26: if you have oral and anal sex then smoke on a UK train, you will not be removed from the train until you start to smoke
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Horse shit.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-03 21:48:43 EST (#)
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Like most of the other people have realized, almost all of this has been proven to be bullshit (such as the tooth in the glass of coke myth) and are common urban legends. The rest are unproven but are probably wrong as well.
I hate you more than TheUniter, at least he sticks to reviewing instead of flooding us with crappy posts full of misinformation, bad spelling, and general stupidity.
-2DIE
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-03 21:29:12 EST (#)
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Kill yourself. I'm serious. It's really a win-win situation.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:49:09 EST (#)
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fact 51: 95 percent of this post is utter bullshit.
fact 52: Even if any of these were true, it would still be a bad post.
opinion 1: You shouldn't ever post again.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:34:45 EST (#)
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fact #35: no 2 countries which have McDonald's fast-food chains have ever gone to war
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Israel - Lebanon 2006?
This post sucked and is absolutely ancient. Don't bother coming back to this website either, we don't want you.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-03 20:31:30 EST (#)
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Awesome post
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:38:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:54:12 EST (#)
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Consider it rested.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-03 19:35:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:27:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:20:47 EST (#)
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i don't really give a shit what any of you nerdy twats have to say or rate this-you're just following the idiot belief you're the best on this site-when really YOU'RE SHIT. you think coming up with clever little insults makes you look really hard, when we lal know if we met up, you'd be on the floor in seconds. luckily there are normal people out there that aren't nerds like you, and i think they'll back me up here, whne i say "you're shit, you'll never make anything of yourself on this sit,e or in fact anywhere on the internet, just like in the real world. and saying "you won't get laid" isn't hiding the fact you won't too!" so all of you, fire away with your precious little -2s, because you know like i do, deep down, you're just the lonely nerd fromm school, that got slapped around 24/7. and you can come back with some cocky little comment all you want-you can't hide from the truth wankers.
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A) I've killed people.
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Me too.
ps, not really, but it's a nice thought.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:55:24 EST (#)
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Sorry I missed this, dude.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:54:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:13:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:17:26 EST (#)
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Its not that you are an alter that bugs me - its that you are an alter AND your fucking stupid.
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Can you give this a fucking rest berg?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-03 18:05:51 EST (#)
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keep'm coming, boy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:56:08 EST (#)
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So, you joined yesterday but have 7 posts? You rule breaker, you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:51:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:42:26 EST (#)
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Actually, the sad truth is that Shlongy has fucked more women than you have even spoken to, total, in your sad little retard life.
So, pffffffffffflllllllllbbbbbbbbbbb
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Shlongy and evilgerbil25666 going head-to-head. HILARIOUS!
Any minute now Shlongy will talk about his money and then evilgerbil25666 will take ofinse and get enragged and Shlongy will cut loose with one of his 'you-work-at-a-fast-food-joint-allusions' and evilgerbil25666 will get pissed and post yet again, ending the witty repartee we're seeing here, so enjoy the magic while you can.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:42:26 EST (#)
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Actually, the sad truth is that Shlongy has fucked more women than you have even spoken to, total, in your sad little retard life.
So, pffffffffffflllllllllbbbbbbbbbbb
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:40:54 EST (#)
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Tinternet: noun (tin-ter-net)
1) An off the shelf window tinting application purchased at local discount stores.
2) A stytemm ov puterz wich wehn connectsed cun shair vareeous infoz.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:37:47 EST (#)
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What is this tinternet of which you speak.
It... sounds glorious.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:35:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:33:12 EST (#)
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look, you can all carry on leaving your little comments and ratings, i don't give a shit-enjoy because i'm going to be the more adult person and leave it-but i just know one of you will probably sit their gleefully thinking you've won some sort of "war". well here's a little fact for you: winning an argument on the tinternet is jsut like winning the special olympics-you can win, but you're still a reatrd.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH...stop...stop it....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH...I'm gonna pee my pants....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:33:12 EST (#)
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look, you can all carry on leaving your little comments and ratings, i don't give a shit-enjoy because i'm going to be the more adult person and leave it-but i just know one of you will probably sit their gleefully thinking you've won some sort of "war". well here's a little fact for you: winning an argument on the tinternet is jsut like winning the special olympics-you can win, but you're still a reatrd.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:30:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:26:04 EST (#)
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nope, i just get pissed off by nob heads like you-and where are you saying i'm wrong threatening you-with your lovely comments like "i hope you fucknig die and get banend arsehole"-yeah, reeeeeal nice, then you wonder why people hate you
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Who is this addressed to? I didn't threaten you with violence. I was just peacefully pointing out that you were a dong. Gandhi was the master of that art, btw.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:30:22 EST (#)
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I think foolproof specially ordered this guy.
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:30:18 EST (#)
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it's good to see you use your time well, sitting on people's posts leaving random little comments trying to look hard. if you want ot make something of yourself-PISS OFF!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:27:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:20:47 EST (#)
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i don't really give a shit what any of you nerdy twats have to say or rate this-you're just following the idiot belief you're the best on this site-when really YOU'RE SHIT. you think coming up with clever little insults makes you look really hard, when we lal know if we met up, you'd be on the floor in seconds. luckily there are normal people out there that aren't nerds like you, and i think they'll back me up here, whne i say "you're shit, you'll never make anything of yourself on this sit,e or in fact anywhere on the internet, just like in the real world. and saying "you won't get laid" isn't hiding the fact you won't too!" so all of you, fire away with your precious little -2s, because you know like i do, deep down, you're just the lonely nerd fromm school, that got slapped around 24/7. and you can come back with some cocky little comment all you want-you can't hide from the truth wankers.
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A) I've killed people.
B) I've fucked your mom. Wasn't as great as your mailman said.
C) I guess we're in for a "crumpling", huh? *wink wink*
D) Well, I guess when you have no imagination, intellect, or skill you should stick with the tried and true internet attacks. The "you'll never get laid", "you live in mom's basement", "I'd kick your ass in real life", and "You were picked on in school" are sure ways to show everybody just how bad ass and macho you really are. I mean, you certainly don't fit into any of those categories. YOU aren't on the internet, posting in a forum all day. No, sir. You have been out all day pimpin' da hos and making the mad cash you need to support your entourage of friends. Well, I'd even venture to say you run a Fortune 500 company and have various advanced degrees in physics, medicine, and law. I bet you tried out for quarterback of the Patriots but turned them down for being a bunch of pussies, cause you are so badass!
Yep. You are the only non-virgin, employed, tough guy on the entire internet!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:27:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:20:47 EST (#)
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i don't really give a shit what any of you nerdy twats have to say or rate this-you're just following the idiot belief you're the best on this site-when really YOU'RE SHIT. you think coming up with clever little insults makes you look really hard, when we lal know if we met up, you'd be on the floor in seconds. luckily there are normal people out there that aren't nerds like you, and i think they'll back me up here, whne i say "you're shit, you'll never make anything of yourself on this sit,e or in fact anywhere on the internet, just like in the real world. and saying "you won't get laid" isn't hiding the fact you won't too!" so all of you, fire away with your precious little -2s, because you know like i do, deep down, you're just the lonely nerd fromm school, that got slapped around 24/7. and you can come back with some cocky little comment all you want-you can't hide from the truth wankers.
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Someone needs a hug.
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:26:04 EST (#)
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nope, i just get pissed off by nob heads like you-and where are you saying i'm wrong threatening you-with your lovely comments like "i hope you fucknig die and get banend arsehole"-yeah, reeeeeal nice, then you wonder why people hate you
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:23:16 EST (#)
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"...when we lal know if we met up, you'd be on the floor in seconds..."
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Okay, this isn't sico after all, it's that beefy loser who was always posting pics of his physique and threatening people. What was his name... he was a real oaf...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:22:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:03:17 EST (#)
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fact #3: if you eat some poppy seeds, you will fail a drug test. FALSE.
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actually mythbusters proved this one plausable.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:21:22 EST (#)
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fact #45: Elvis Presley was actually a natural redhead. He died his hair every 3 weeks to cover re-growth
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As a redhead and an Elvis fan I must object. His hair was brown and had the potential to bleach much lighter (almost blond in fact) in the sun. He dyed it black, although the dye job was a shitty one by the time he died because the paramedics tending him were shocked to see so much gray hair, and then Lisa Marie ran up and saw him and even though she was a little kid it fucked her up so much that she later married Michael Jackson.
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:20:47 EST (#)
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i don't really give a shit what any of you nerdy twats have to say or rate this-you're just following the idiot belief you're the best on this site-when really YOU'RE SHIT. you think coming up with clever little insults makes you look really hard, when we lal know if we met up, you'd be on the floor in seconds. luckily there are normal people out there that aren't nerds like you, and i think they'll back me up here, whne i say "you're shit, you'll never make anything of yourself on this sit,e or in fact anywhere on the internet, just like in the real world. and saying "you won't get laid" isn't hiding the fact you won't too!" so all of you, fire away with your precious little -2s, because you know like i do, deep down, you're just the lonely nerd fromm school, that got slapped around 24/7. and you can come back with some cocky little comment all you want-you can't hide from the truth wankers.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:15:19 EST (#)
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Well, #4 explains why sico is always in such a good goddamned mood.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:14:09 EST (#)
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Uberusers that are of no real value in your everyday life:
Everything you ever wanted to know about evilgerbil25666
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:13:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-02 16:17:26 EST (#)
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Its not that you are an alter that bugs me - its that you are an alter AND your fucking stupid.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:11:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:08:16 EST (#)
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seriously stop. you're embarrasing yourself.
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How can firing up an inbred collection of uppity nerds be 'embarassing yourself'?
This shit is terrible, sure... but someone is obviously enjoying themselves sans embrarassment methinks.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:10:09 EST (#)
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Keep going and I may even get tired of giving you -2s.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:08:16 EST (#)
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seriously stop. you're embarrasing yourself.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:08:05 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about evilgerbil25666
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:06:03 EST (#)
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I call upon the hand of Bart to smite thee with the vengeful banning!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:03:17 EST (#)
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fact #3: if you eat some poppy seeds, you will fail a drug test. FALSE.
fact #33: if you drink too much Mountain Dew, your testicles will shrink FALSE.
fact #35: no 2 countries which have McDonald's fast-food chains have ever gone to war FALSE (Argentina and UK - Falklands War)
fact #36: McDonald's used to use worm-meat in their burgers to save on costs, but today they still use kangaroo meat to save on costs FALSE
fact #38: In the 50's a town in Japan named Usa was used to ship goods, so they could say "MADE IN USA" FALSE. (The town has existed for more than 1000 years)
I can verify all of these. I'm sure the internet could help with the rest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:02:00 EST (#)
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Here's another fact for you: You will never get laid.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:01:56 EST (#)
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Fact 51 - None of these are true.
Submitted by evilgerbil25666 (user info) at 2008-01-03 16:00:57 EST (#)
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oh yeah, here's a fact for you i missed-the acotr who plays Reece on Malcolm in the middle is 3 months younger than the actor who plays Malcolm.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-03 15:59:19 EST (#)
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fact #8; lions can mate up to 50 times a day
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Lions have nothing on Method's Mom