I Threw An Indie Hipster into the Bizarro Realm and He Turned Into a Tolerable Individual (898 hits)
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Submitted by Leonore: HAETS TRENDIES (View user info) at 2008-01-04 13:25:13 EST
Seriously, if one more rail-thin guy with floppy hair and a goatee, sporting artsy tats and wearing girl jeans and a jaunty scarf, sipping tea and eating a bagel with soy cream cheese tries to convince me that some yet-unsigned band is the greatest thing since Beethoven, I'm bringing the Fucking Plasma.
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I feel better.
And now? CORM.
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-28 14:54:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-28 14:15:14 EDT (#)
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Really?
What does that make you?
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I'm just me.
Who do you think you are? Take a seat on my couch.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-28 14:15:14 EDT (#)
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Really?
What does that make you?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:21:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-06 21:01:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 03:18:39 EST (#)
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do you live in Chicago? because we have a lot of those types here.
that and tons of ugly girls who think they are a lot better looking than they actually are.
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I live in Minneapolis, but I'm sure there's plenty everywhere.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 03:18:39 EST (#)
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do you live in Chicago? because we have a lot of those types here.
that and tons of ugly girls who think they are a lot better looking than they actually are.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-05 02:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmmm, corm.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my favorite engrish is a subtitle in an anime i have where a charicter shouts "SO THERMAL" when he gets burned by a flame thrower... he only says "HOT HOT HOT" in the english dub.... not as amusing
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:34:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:26:18 EST (#)
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Maybe if you take a few rides on Shlongy's pole, you'll relax a bit.
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SAT bonus question: Define the difference between a pole and a sliver.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:43:05 EST (#)
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OOPS!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:42:52 EST (#)
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SHOW ME THE SMALL OF YOUR BACK!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:26:18 EST (#)
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Maybe if you take a few rides on Shlongy's pole, you'll relax a bit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 18:34:39 EST (#)
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I was hoping for an amusing tale of hippies and homeless sex. And nipples, lots of nipples.
I got corm.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:44:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:37:11 EST (#)
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I like corm too. Especially with whirled peis.
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If you add carroms and lemur beans you get succotrash. Yemmy!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:37:11 EST (#)
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I like corm too. Especially with whirled peis.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:32:27 EST (#)
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these people piss me off.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:19:09 EST (#)
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I have the biggest scarf in the world.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:17:16 EST (#)
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I love indie hipster guys who don't wear the scarves and girl jeans. Sounds like you've got some emo crossover going on here.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:00:22 EST (#)
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So, you don't like MySpace, emo, "artistic", trashwhores either?
Join the club of eveybody but them. We meet at the YMCA on 2nd Street every other Monday.
Bring dimes to contribute to the coffee fund.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bring the fucking plasma anyway
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:37:32 EST (#)
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It would have been a -1 except but the mildly amusing picture.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:35:54 EST (#)
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what's cool is that in my fuddy duddy old life I don't meet any of these people.
now fucking kill something
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:35:00 EST (#)
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Where I live in Boston is FILLED with scenesters and hipsters. I wish to throw them all under a moving bus.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:29:19 EST (#)
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+2 for original thinking.