RlP BRITNEY SPEARS (1282 hits)
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Submitted by 78Dalmatians (View user info) at 2008-01-04 13:30:40 EST
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/spears/index.html
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-09 11:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I want (my janx) to be the sun that sets all over her face, neck and chest."
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate the Giants.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 janx
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got two grand online saying she's dead before the end of the year.
Awesome!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a stupid lady.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 janx
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
with Kurt Cobain, we never got the "fat elvis"
...she shoulda learned from that
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 21:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:22:47 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...you have to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to sneak anything past Rhymenocerous, or whatever the fuck that dumbass' name is.
HE HAS AMAZING DETECTIVE SKILLS- he must, to discern that the picture is NOT BRITNEY!!!
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heh.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-04 21:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
janx?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sure glad hymenopterous is here to point out when others are trying to pull the wool over my eyes, or else i'd look like a fool right about now!
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Heh! Yer foolishness started YEARS ago, dipshit.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My best friend is a double of Britney in the 'good' days. Only thinner.
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So. Your best friend is a fucking skeleton? No one else is skinnier than the bald-twatted slut.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
surely you're not going to post something, willie?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you gave me an idea and I'm stealing your template.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sure glad hymenopterous is here to point out when others are trying to pull the wool over my eyes, or else i'd look like a fool right about now!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) That picture is Anna Nicole Smith
2) I couldn't care less about Britney Spears. The fact that she is in the fucking news like it's a big deal makes me sick. She's a worthless cunt.
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that, in and of itself, is worthy of a +2.
you're a genius, sir.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...you have to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to sneak anything past Rhymenocerous, or whatever the fuck that dumbass' name is.
HE HAS AMAZING DETECTIVE SKILLS- he must, to discern that the picture is NOT BRITNEY!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a smile...it was there...furtive, yes, and almost imperceptible, but it was there
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-04 18:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet her cooter smells like something died in it
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She still lives, however nice candles and picture.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and im doing her up the pooper
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She is only 22 - although she is very mature, that is why were best mates.
If she were single, I would fix you up in a second.
If we have a Brit Ubercon, I am taking her.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Orphelia,
has she got the school girl uniform.
If so, tell her EI's asking after her.
Regards
Emissionimpossible.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My best friend is a double of Britney in the 'good' days. Only thinner.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who is this britney spears you talk of?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) That picture is Anna Nicole Smith
2) I couldn't care less about Britney Spears. The fact that she is in the fucking news like it's a big deal makes me sick. She's a worthless cunt.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
* fap fap fap fap fap fap fap *
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uber prediction
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-04 14:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A little premature, but what the fuck. You got the sloppy candles and wrong photo, so +2 for you.
Might have been better with a picture of that Hannah Montana bitch though.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, I was 1/4" deep and running down the road.
Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Muddy, your little news reports are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds.
All minds, Mudwhistle, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Muddy, Britney is alive. She exists as certainly as love and generosity and shitty music exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Britney! It would be as dreary as if there were no Mudwhistles.
There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no low angle beaver shots to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Britney Spears dead? You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch MTV every day to catch her, but even if you did not see Britney falling down drunk at some awards show, what would that prove? Nobody appreciates Britney, but that is no sign that she is gone. The most alive things in the world are those that neither children nor men can understand.
Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Well, maybe YOU have, but that's not what I'm talking about. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart.
Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can perr inside those beef curtains and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory of Britney Spears. Is she alive? Ah, Muddy, in all this world there is no one else as alive.
The Brit abides.
Britney dead! Thank God! she lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Mudwhistle, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, she will continue to spread her legs and release her beautiful music to gladden the heart of us all.
Amen.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT WAS ANNA NICOLE AND NOT BRITNEY...YOU SCOUNDREL!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) That picture is Anna Nicole Smith
2) I couldn't care less about Britney Spears. The fact that she is in the fucking news like it's a big deal makes me sick. She's a worthless cunt.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The
terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but...well...I mean...she's not dead right?
tell me she's not dead, tell me my fucking hopes AND MY FUCKING DREAMS OF HER MAKING A COMEBACK AND SAVING ALL THAT IS MUSIC IN THIS WORLD ARE NOT DASHED.
TELL ME GODDAMN YOU!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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