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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-01-04 15:36:49 EST
And there it is.
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Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:30:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:24:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO GO GADGET ARMS!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:11:51 EST (#)
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Nathan Lane, Jr.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:40:16 EST (#)
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Add the cowboy hat and you could sing lead for Rascal Flatts.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:18:12 EST (#)
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COOKIELASS CALLED, SHE WANTS HER TRAFFIC HELICOPTER BACK
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-04 21:00:51 EST (#)
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who the fuck are you
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
helicopter shot
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:50:08 EST (#)
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Are you homeless?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:31:13 EST (#)
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you look kind of like a gay, fat version of nitty.
+2 i'm going to the sushi bar, so i'm in a good mood
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-04 18:52:01 EST (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=W4fPJPVi4nY
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-04 18:34:28 EST (#)
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one day you'll somehow get a gun, and everything will be OK
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-04 18:08:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:47:45 EST (#)
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Cool...another fat Uberite with a picture taken at some random fucked up angle!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:47:45 EST (#)
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Cool...another fat Uberite with a picture taken at some random fucked up angle!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:44:10 EST (#)
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I HAVE BIG ARMS CUZ I DRUM, EH.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:30:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:15:13 EST (#)
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Surely the question is why pick that band hehehehe
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Touche'. I wish I was lying!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:15:13 EST (#)
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Surely the question is why pick that band hehehehe
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:14:39 EST (#)
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Haha to be less obvious!!
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:14:06 EST (#)
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You look like a guy I went to school with...eerie.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 17:12:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:51:04 EST (#)
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This looks like a band shot. You could just be some kid pretending to be this guy, stealing his web pics...
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there is...but if I was to do such a thing, why would I pick the fat guy????
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:51:04 EST (#)
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This looks like a band shot. You could just be some kid pretending to be this guy, stealing his web pics...
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:35:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:33:18 EST (#)
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Haha my 7 year old reaches my shoulders. And when i pick baby up, he looks very long. They are both gonna be over six feet. They will probably beat me when they turn into teens.
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Domestic violence ensues!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:34:42 EST (#)
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I'm guessing 11.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:34:02 EST (#)
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crack
or cocaine
or staring contests
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:33:18 EST (#)
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Haha my 7 year old reaches my shoulders. And when i pick baby up, he looks very long. They are both gonna be over six feet. They will probably beat me when they turn into teens.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:31:24 EST (#)
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I'VE GOT THE SOLUTION TO MY WEIGHT PROBLEM:
CRACK
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:31:06 EST (#)
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Are your chillins taller than you already then?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:30:23 EST (#)
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Midget and after my anorexia like diet - skinny!! Whoop!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:30:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:18:04 EST (#)
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Not all obesity is caused by fast food. I hate that shit. Mine comes from an attempt to quit smoking a few years ago and drinking too much beer.
I'll go with you on the fact that I don't work out regularly. You win. You always do.
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obesity does not equal fat. obesity is being very, very overweight. if you "drank too much beer" to get fat, then you should have switched to light beer. besides, drinking excess alcohol to the point where you blame your weight on it is not a very good way to quit smoking.
p.s.
i never said you were fat. you agreed with sico when he said you were fat.
p.p.s.
i dont win because this isnt a contest.
p.p.p.s. its 430! half hour left. bak. derk-derk-allah. derka derka, mohammed jihad. haka sherpa-sherpa. abaka-la.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:29:29 EST (#)
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I am sure she loves you for who you are! hehehe :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:28:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 21:27:02 GMT (#)
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No no, always over six foot. Despite the fact I just scrape past the 5 mark.
I did have a geniune comment to make, but the Uberboard upset me so much, I cut my wrists and am slowly bleeding all over the cream shag pile.
Yeah.
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Ha - midget!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:28:22 EST (#)
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I hope my girlfriend doesn't find this! She might grow a brain and leave me when she sees how the general public views me...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:27:02 EST (#)
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No no, always over six foot. Despite the fact I just scrape past the 5 mark.
I did have a geniune comment to make, but the Uberboard upset me so much, I cut my wrists and am slowly bleeding all over the cream shag pile.
Yeah.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:23:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:22:32 EST (#)
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I go for hairy fat men. really. Or skinny tall guys.
Whatever, over 6ft.
I had a reason to comment... I forgot.
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What if I was a skinny hairy short guy?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:22:32 EST (#)
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I go for hairy fat men. really. Or skinny tall guys.
Whatever, over 6ft.
I had a reason to comment... I forgot.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:19:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:18:19 EST (#)
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I forgot hairy, you seem to be hairy.
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Not as bad as you would think.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:18:19 EST (#)
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I forgot hairy, you seem to be hairy.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:18:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:02:06 EST (#)
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1) if you dont like being fat, dont eat fast food and work out regularly. dont make excuses like, "these are the cards i was dealt roflz lmaoz lolz"
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Not all obesity is caused by fast food. I hate that shit. Mine comes from an attempt to quit smoking a few years ago and drinking too much beer.
I'll go with you on the fact that I don't work out regularly. You win. You always do.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:14:01 EST (#)
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Yeah, Red. But with gaps between. I believe it is this blight of my middle class/near royal genes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:10:58 EST (#)
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jesus...
like this Ophelia?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82297
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:10:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:09:24 EST (#)
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You are:
fat/emo/gay/man hating dyke/ugly/sandal wearing fag/retarded
Feel free to pick and choose.
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I'll go with FAT for 500, Alex.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My son has teeth like Horseface. Bless.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:09:24 EST (#)
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You are:
fat/emo/gay/man hating dyke/ugly/sandal wearing fag/retarded
Feel free to pick and choose.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:09:11 EST (#)
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I wish you still had horse face. He was Hilarious
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:08:59 EST (#)
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Wayne Rooney looks like a green potato.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:08:58 EST (#)
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+2 sideways camwhore
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:08:23 EST (#)
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Wayne Rooney looks nothing... like... OMG.
Like I have never heard that before. You looney Toon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:07:32 EST (#)
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haven't a clue
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:06:33 EST (#)
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Doesn't the lead singer from Smash Face wear Prada's or something...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:06:06 EST (#)
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Not my type, despite having the beef I love.
Funny, I didn't flirt with Hourman the other day, either. I must be losing my touch.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:06:00 EST (#)
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Ophelia - did you know Wayne Rooney starred in that film? He painted himself green specially.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:05:18 EST (#)
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On the plus side - Ophy would now do me. While thinking of Disney
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:05:12 EST (#)
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Makes me think of puke everytime I hear that phrase.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75930
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:05:01 EST (#)
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I'm now singing that song. Damn it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:04:35 EST (#)
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Don't lie Ophely - i bet you've danced to that song AT LEAST once
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:04:00 EST (#)
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Hey surfer rock kinda 60s whatsit is potentially a hit with the laydees!
erm
Ophelia would doubtless do you. And many many younger people.
If you sang the music from Shrek that is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:03:05 EST (#)
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I bake excellent cheesy fingers - they go down lovely with a glass of milk.
i hate that fucking Shrek song.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:02:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:00:48 EST (#)
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You could *totally* clean up if you were in a covers band doing Smash Mouth songs.
Come up with a witty name and you are Gold!
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If that ever happens, I am shooting myself in the face. My resemblance to the lead singer warrants that alone.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:02:06 EST (#)
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1) if you dont like being fat, dont eat fast food and work out regularly. dont make excuses like, "these are the cards i was dealt roflz lmaoz lolz"
2) if this promo shot for your "band" is promoting me to never want to see you play, then it worked.
3) there is no spoon.
4) 1 liter of water weighs 1 kilogram
5) the earth is not flat
6) in soviet russia, car drives you
7) i dont know. its 4pm and i am trying to kill one more hour until i can go home.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:01:27 EST (#)
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*odd laughing noise*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:01:16 EST (#)
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For Mash Get Smash (Mouth)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:00:48 EST (#)
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You could *totally* clean up if you were in a covers band doing Smash Mouth songs.
Come up with a witty name and you are Gold!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 16:00:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:58:19 EST (#)
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Have you ever played that song?
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Can't say I have. I don't care for Smashmouth.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:58:19 EST (#)
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Have you ever played that song?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:58:06 EST (#)
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so do i, i would bake cheese
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:58:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:56:08 EST (#)
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When I am bored, I either masturbate or bake scones. Much more productive.
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I would love to do both of those things....however, I am at work and burpin the worm here might just get me fired. I don't even have to explain why I can't bake scones.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:57:59 EST (#)
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:]
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Repeat Chorus]
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:57:08 EST (#)
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I wish I could bake
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:56:12 EST (#)
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In my experience, women with their hands on their hips and stuffed down a stairwell will suck you off for less than a cold cut trio and you don't look like any exception to the rule.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I am bored, I either masturbate or bake scones. Much more productive.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:52:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:50:47 EST (#)
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Back to this Dom Joly lookalike and his bongos... What made you camwhore?
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Boredom, my lady. Tis a fickle thing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:52:30 EST (#)
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Hurty appeared in Brokeback mountain
He was a horse.
a girl horse
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:52:00 EST (#)
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you won't get the heat the girls get
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:51:54 EST (#)
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Hurty died on Brokeback Mountain in a horse whip incident with his 'life partner'. Sad times.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:50:26 GMT (#)
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Hey now, you're an all-star...get your game on, get paid.
*whistles tunelessly*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:51:44 EST (#)
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that should be linked to every shit post and hurty comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:51:10 EST (#)
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Despite the shoes, not so much drum circle as Drum Urkel. Rock on.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:51:08 EST (#)
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Hurty is a bonkeyed, vietemanise pot bellied bald pig.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:50:47 EST (#)
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Back to this Dom Joly lookalike and his bongos... What made you camwhore?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:50:26 EST (#)
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Hey now, you're an all-star...get your game on, get paid.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:50:16 EST (#)
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Where is Hurty, anyways???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:49:07 EST (#)
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Hurty would love to be dead to you. Bleedin' necro that he is
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:48:00 EST (#)
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betram his boyfriend quite likes a rumble in the jungle
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:47:53 EST (#)
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I wish you would all stop talking about Hurty. That perve is dead to me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:47:29 EST (#)
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erm
Docus Maximus
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:47:18 EST (#)
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Jesus wore Doc Martins.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:47:02 EST (#)
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Hurty would never wear jeans with rips in. He's way too sophisticated for that
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:47:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:45:25 GMT (#)
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Men who wear sandals have no soul
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Even Jesus?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:46:23 EST (#)
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Makes a change from his arse
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:45:56 EST (#)
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maybe hurty has transferred the hair from his belly
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:45:51 EST (#)
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The smashmouth comment is funny
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:45:41 EST (#)
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wow you're ugly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:45:25 EST (#)
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Men who wear sandals have no soul
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:44:46 EST (#)
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He wears sandals too though.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:44:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:42:16 EST (#)
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Unless you live within a 5 miles of the beach, you have no right to be wearing flip flops.
Interesting camera angle. I don't care what you are hiding, you are ok.
Where is sexy Todd, or whatever he is called?
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Promo shot for the band. Not hiding anything that I am aware of, except for maybe a double chin.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:44:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:43:07 GMT (#)
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you look like hurty in about 5 years
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'Cept with more hair and less of a belly
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:44:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:41:46 GMT (#)
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Any man who wears sandals, birkenstocks, or the like and are not on a beach in in a public lockerroom is not a man at all.
He is a woman with a cock.
Wear normal shoes.
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I swear, when I made my similar comment, there was only 2 comments on the post. Must type faster.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:43:07 EST (#)
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you look like hurty in about 5 years
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:42:16 EST (#)
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Unless you live within a 5 miles of the beach, you have no right to be wearing flip flops.
Interesting camera angle. I don't care what you are hiding, you are ok.
Where is sexy Todd, or whatever he is called?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:37:53 EST (#)
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You are fat and ugly, that's why you chose this pic. Good luck with life walking around like that.
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These are the cards I was dealt my friend.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:41:46 EST (#)
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Any man who wears sandals, birkenstocks, or the like and are not on a beach in in a public lockerroom is not a man at all.
He is a woman with a cock.
Wear normal shoes.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:41:03 EST (#)
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spider-drummer
spider-drummer
does whatever a spider-drummer does...
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:37:53 EST (#)
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Are you from Smashmouth?
Can I have your autograph?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-04 15:37:53 EST (#)
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You are fat and ugly, that's why you chose this pic. Good luck with life walking around like that.