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The Shower (NSWF TEXT) (716 hits)

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Submitted by Eugene_Luther (View user info) at 2008-01-04 19:40:23 EST




Andy had fell asleep on the sofa and awoke to the sound of the shower running upstairs. He crept upstairs and peered through the gap in the door. He looked into the mirror on the wall and watched the reflection of Lyn washing herself. The sponge gliding over her perfect body, the soapy bubbles sliding down her perfectly shaped tight arse. She turned with elegance showing a full frontal view as the soapy sponge washed her breasts with the other hand following, rubbing the suds off gently over her silky skin. Her hand slid down her stomach and as her legs parted her fingers cleaned her pussy. Stroking the lips and circling her clit. Andy undressed watching her every move, his cock growing larger watching the water trickle down her beautiful body.

He opened the door and Lyn looked and smiled. He climbed into the shower and kissed her softly on the lips, his hands feeling the curves of her stunning body. His arms wrapped around her, gently stroking up her back, then back down to which he squeezed her peachy arse. His hands drifted lower underneath her as he kissed his way to her breasts, stroking her pussy from behind. She lifted a leg onto the side of the bath and took his head in her hands and lowered him. He kissed further down as she pushed. Passing her stomach Lyn widened her legs, then forcing his mouth to her swelling pussy. He licked and sucked on her clit as the water splashed on his head and trickled to his busy tongue. Her grip tightened around his head as she came. She grabbed him by the ears and gently lifted him. Lyn kissed Andy on the lips then started lowering herself, kissing his neck, chest, and stomach. His cock pulsated with delight as she kissed his thighs and tickled his sack with her hand. She grabbed his cock firmly and began to play. Her hand slowed and worked on the base of his cock while she licked and sucked on the head. As his cock tensed she gripped tightly and wanked him off vigorously, opening her mouth wide as the juices spurted out of his cock spilling over her face and onto her breasts. Lyn told Andy to dry off, go to the bedroom, put on the blindfold, lie face down and tie himself to the bed, while she washed off his cumm.

Andy lay there for a few minutes wondering what was next, feeling exited. He heard the door open then close. Then a drawer opening and closing. The bed gently rocked as Lyn climbed over his naked body, and knelt over him. Her hands glided over his back like silk, up to his neck where she gently massaged. As her hands slowly moved down her nails dug in hard and scratched his back down to the bottom of his spine, softly stroking up, then scratched downwards hard again. She leant over and kissed his back gently before standing up on the bed over him, He felt a smooth, long line run up the crack of his arse, up his back, then gently turn direction, sliding down his inner thighs to his ankles. It suddenly pulled away and he felt a sharp pleasing pain. As the lashes hit, Lyn stood over him and felt such power over him and knew he would love it. The testosterone ran through his body as the pain vanished and was replaced by a weird feeling of immense pleasure. After Lyn had finished she knelt beside Andy, stroking his back and kissing it gently.

Her hand drifted around his thighs stroking his balls gently. She told him to turn over so he did as he was told. Lyn positioned herself over Andy's face and with one hand sliding under her thong to play with herself, took off the blindfold with the other, then as Andy watched in pleasure she slipped the thong to one side while her fingers slid deep inside her moist pussy. Rubbing her clit until she came lowering her moist pussy to his mouth allowing Andy to suck and lick on her until she came in his mouth.

She lowered her body and slid herself over Andy's throbbing cock, as she rode him she removed the cuffs and he immediately stroked her back and breasts, wrapping his arms around her and kissing her gently. She slid off him and rolled onto her back. Andy laid on top of her and sucked on her nipples while he pushed his cock inside her, as he banged her hard she scratched his back and orgasmed repeatedly. He pulled out and turned Lyn over kissing her back. As her arse raised off the bed he stoked her gaping pussy. He slid his cock deep inside her grabbing her by the hips and fucked her hard and fast. He pulled out and finished himself off over her gorgeous arse. The spunk spurting over her back and running over her body. He wiped it off and she lay face up. Andy kissed her body all over then ate her pussy licking her and sucked on her clit. She giggled as she came again


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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

They look like lovely titties.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NSWF!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

get kicked off of eroticstories.com because you fucking sucked?

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-01-05 03:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

But on the plus side, peachy arse sack is really fun to say.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-05 02:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Peachy arse?" I gotta say...'arse' is possibly the least sexy word ever. Followed closely by 'sack', which you also used.

Erotica's not easy to write.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-01-05 02:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is the worst porn i have ever read. i almost didnt get off.

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Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2008-01-05 01:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-05 00:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-04 21:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice double posting.

Also this made my cock go as soft as shlongy's

Also the picture is NSFW

Also saccy has a phone sex voice, would anyone care to link me to that one post where she read O's poem? It was about a year, year and a half ago.

I randomly choose to use punctuation

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

didn't read it

have a 2 cos i have a thing for asian chicks

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry, guy, but this was pretty fucking bad.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not controversial enough.

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Ranking: -2

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(If someone laughs at your erotica, it's got to be bad.)

Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-01-04 20:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy Penthouse letters, Batman!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-04 19:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah but not the picture, no, thats not nfsw.


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